So, Cleveland, we meet again
Just like the Pistons, the Cavaliers dispatched their second-round opponent in six games. But while the Pistons are playing in their fifth consecutive Eastern Conference Finals, the Cavs have made it this far just twice in their 27-year existence. Needless to say, I think there's a good chance we'll be hearing the phrase "just happy to be here" at least 43 dozen times over the next couple of weeks.
The Cavs came back from a lopsided first two games to grab a stranglehold on the second-round series against the Pistons last year. After getting pummeled in the first two games, they won three straight, forcing the Pistons to win two potential elimination games in a row before closing it out in seven. For those wishing to re-live history, you may enjoy these game recaps:
Game 1: Pistons steal the headlines, mercilessly pound the Cavs
Game 2: Cleveland steams but can't catch Detroit
Game 3: The Game 3 curse lives on
Game 4: Game 4 = Stomach punch
Game 5: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Game 6: Putting Game 6 to bed
Game 7: Pistons dust off their defense to send Cavs home
Series recap: What we now know
I hope you took your time and perused those links (or at least that last one), because this is the last time we plan on talking (much) about what happened last year. Why? Because last year bores me, and it holds no relevance to what we're about to see take place on the court this year. (Am I being hypocritical after reveling in the memories of the Pistons-Bulls battles of yore? I don't think so, in part because I was enjoying the novelty of renewing a rivalry that had laid dormant for 15 years.)
If you're ready to think about this year, here's a handful of series previews from around the web:
- Hoops Addict Eastern Conference Finals Preview podcast
- 20 Second Timeout: Cleveland versus Detroit
- LTD Hoops: Detroit Pistons ECF Preview
- Need4Sheed: With Cleveland comes Varejoke
Honestly, I don't know what to expect, so I'm going with a safe "Pistons in six," and if it goes a game shorter or longer, I won't be surprised. (How's that for hedging?) The key, as I see it, isn't shutting down LeBron but limiting his supporting cast. Last year, only two Cavs averaged double-digit scoring. (OK, no more talking about last year starting ... now!) If Detroit can manage that again, they'll be in a good spot. Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out this extremely optimistic post from the Cav over at YAYsports!
NO, Cavaliers fans, you should not be satisfied with 50 wins, the 2 seed, and a trip to the Eastern Conference Finals. We don’t care if they haven’t been there in 15 years. They haven’t earned this, unless you think flimsy play, a level of focus that’s been measured at -14, terrible coaching, and general disinterest by LeBron since early November is worthy of praise. They’re here in spite of themselves.
Watch what happens if they play like they’ve been playing - they will get ROLLED.
THAT SAID, maybe they’ll continue to inexplicably play to the level of their competition, whether that be up or down. We really have no idea if they’re as good as the Spurs or as bad as the Knicks - they just play the same as whoever they’re playing against. They’re like Retarded Chameleons…vs Lasers…
So there, the Pistons aren't the only ones who get caught playing to the level of their competition. Here's to hoping Detroit's depth and experience wins out.
Lastly, I hate that I even have to do it, but I must end with this ...
- A Note to Cavaliers Fans:
For the most part, I appreciated almost all of the opposing viewpoints visiting Bulls fans brought to this little corner of the internet. Hearing a rival fan speak up may raise the ire of some Pistons fans who frequent the site, but as long as people are voicing semi-intelligent opinions in a halfway polite manner, I'm all for it. Seriously, what's the point of sports without rivalries and banter?
Unfortunately, it's my experience that the Cavs feature some of the absolute worst fans ever to stumble their way online. The worst offenders are rude and ignorant, and perhaps most annoyingly, seem to think that WRITING IN ALL-CAPS with a 7:1 ratio of exclamation marks to periods makes their inane ramblings about LeBron James more convincing!!!!!!!
(On a side note, the only other fans that come close are Miami fans. I'm guessing it's the superstar effect with LBJ and Wade/Shaq -- ie, big names on the home team turning casual fans who derive most of their knowledge from shoe commercials into raving lunatics.)
So with that in mind, consider this fair warning for those who wish to speak on behalf of the hapless Cavaliers: impress me with intelligent commentary (or at least make me laugh) or don't waste your time, because if your only intentions are to scream about King James' superiority and insult the Pistons/city of Detroit/Pistons fans, your efforts will never see the light of day. Go find a bathroom wall to scribble on, or better yet, an oven to stick your head in. I'm asking nice: please don't give me a reason to hate your team, your city or your state more than I already do.
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Lebron James is more of a choker than John Holmes first girlfriend. Good player, too much hype though…but he is proof you cannot win big games/series without a supporting cast or at least a second all star/threat.
by Tom Allred on May 21, 2007 7:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only thing as Pistons fans need to do to get all hyped up for this series is watch sportscenter. The amount of LJ love is annoying. And what would this series be like if Larry Brown got the job with cleveland that he was looking for a few years ago? I am sure this will be an entertaining series. Once again we meet an opponent that has made “the next step”. The bulls were just happy to be there and their fans were already looking forward to the draft after the 3rd game. What is the over/under on cleveland fan doing the same?
by Justin on May 21, 2007 8:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And oh yeah if that moron PA guy screams “cleveland basketball” I am going to throw my tv out my window.
by Justin on May 21, 2007 8:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What’s with this schedule? There are 3 days each between games 1, 2, and 3. The NBA must be afraid it’ll be a short series …
by Pat Hunt on May 21, 2007 9:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, as a Cavs fan (and the first to respond to this post, I see), I guess I’ll take the bait.
Justin, please don’t talk about any PA people screaming anything. While I thought the “Cleveland Basketball” thing was dumb for the same reasons Pistons fans thought it so, I think the original is just as bad. Granted, as an opposing team’s fan, I’m supposed to feel that way, but I’ve never liked the high-volume, super-personality, in your face style of announcing in any sport.
On the topic of Cavs fan craziness, I really don’t know what to say other than something happens to sports fans here when one of the team gets into the higher levels. Our inferiority complex kicks into overdrive and the we can’t keep the thoughts from spilling out (however irrational and loud they may be). Sure, it doesn’t help that we have to put up with countless made up news stories about our biggest homegrown star leaving town THREE YEARS before his contract is up by every major news outlet and big city (sorry, last time I use caps, I promise).
As for the series itself, I’m thinking the Pistons in six. The one caveat with that prediction has to do with desire (how cliche, right?). Both teams have a habit of taking games off and playing down from time to time (the Cavs a little moreso than the Pistons). I do think the only for sure is that both teams fans will be frustrated by team effort by the time the series is over.
by Matt on May 21, 2007 9:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I actually have to agree with Matt the Cavs fan re: PA guys. Mason’s style makes for a great fan experience at the game, but I can’t imagine it translates well for opposing fans watching on TV.
by Matt Watson on May 21, 2007 9:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s interesting that LeBron’s free throw shooting percentage has dropped every year. I think the media/fans/everyone saying that he cracks under pressure at the free throw line has actually caused him to crack under pressure at the line. If people stopped talking about it, he’d probably be fine. But every where he turns, I bet he runs into, “LeBron is playing great……except for those clutch free throws.”
by Garrett on May 21, 2007 10:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as Larry Hughes doesn’t get trigger happy and Lebron can hit his free throws, the Cavs will win in 6.
This will be an entertaining series with lots of hard playoff fouls. X-Factors – Daniel Gibson, Sasha Pavlovic.
Go Cavs!
by Ryan on May 21, 2007 11:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As a Cavs and LBJ fan, I gotta agree. Cleveland and Ohio sports fans can be some of the dumbest, most ignorant fans around. Instead of just cheering for their team, they have to go to the Michigan or Pittsburgh sucks or Tayshaun Prince is ugly. I guess it’s because it hasn’t exactly been championships galore around here in the last, well since Jim Brown was in town so fans are bitter, nasty, and have bought into the whole “cursed” notion.
That said, it’s totally absurd for anyone to say LeBron is a choker or not that good, etc. and it the same statement then say he couldn’t win without a supporting cast anyway. Which one is it? LBJ has done nothing but live up to the enormous hype his whole career. If we want to label someone as overhyped, not good, etc. let’s look up Larry Hughes’ #. Doesn’t it make LBJ better, not worse to achieve with a horribly flawed supporting cast?
by Joe on May 21, 2007 11:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe,
I thought it was interesting that you brought up the “Michigan/Pittsburgh sucks” and the Tayshaun Prince is Ugly, since I have no recollection of any of these chants during the E. Semis last year.
In fact, Chicago’s loud and clear chant of “Detroit Sucks” this year was the first time I remember an opposing team’s arena crapping on Detroit since the Sacramento fiasco a couple years back.
I think it is pretty hard to say that Lebron has lived up to the hype considering how early in his career it is. Ultimately, we won’t know whether Bron Bron has lived up to it until the waning moments of his career when NBA fans can collectively look back at his career and say, “Man, that was special.” I know I can do that with MJ, despite all of his flaws (namely commenting on the Detroit Bad Boys and not knowing when to let go) and if Lebron truly lives up to all the hype, I know I will be able to appreciate his awesomeness as well.
by James B. on May 21, 2007 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I’m now partially convinced that we’ll have some good Cavs fans to banter with over the next two weeks.
Sidenote: Matt Watson…43 dozen times? By my calculations, that’s a grand total of 516 times! Are you sure about that?
by Rocky Cliffs on May 21, 2007 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank B.
I was at Game 3 last year at the Q, and you could clearly hear in the crowd, and later on the TiVO recording, the Cleveland fanns chanting Detroit sucks. I’ll add this also just to pile on a bit, I overheard the toolbags (yes, they were toolbags) in front of me at the game talking about how Tayshaun should eat a cheeseburger.
Actually, the Bucks and the Cavs fans last year chanted it.
by Boney on May 21, 2007 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rocky,
I believe the over/under is 518 times, so I’d say that is a good bet on Matt’s part.
Boney,
Good call, I tend to shut out the bad memories of last year. Having said that, I think Tayshaun should eat a cheeseburger too. They’re dang good and nutritious too.
by James B. on May 21, 2007 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If I were the PA announcer, I would only yell “Cleveland Basketball!” on possessions where the non-LeBron Cavs stand around on offense for 23 seconds and watch LeBron hoist a contested 3 pointer. Now THAT is “Cleveland Basketball.”
by Father Figure on May 21, 2007 2:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt, loved your comments about the Cavs fans. Fight the good fight brother.
by TheMicrowave on May 21, 2007 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cavs Series Ramblings from around the blogosphere…
Ira Newble is in Detroit at YAYsports! NBA
The majority of the internet – nay, the world – are picking the Detroit Lasers to defeat the Cleveland Retarded Cameleons in the Eastern Conference Finals.
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by PistonsForum.com on May 21, 2007 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if i have to read the words ‘witness this/that…’ one more time!!!
by Angela on May 21, 2007 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chicago fans have been chanting “Detroit Sucks” for years, not just this year, not just in the postseason, and not just if the Bulls were winning.
Lebron is the best player in this series. The 6 next best players are on the Pistons. Hughes is not better than any of the Pistons starters. Detroit in 5.
Matt – nice prediction with the Pistons in 5, 6, or 7!
by P. Latch on May 21, 2007 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Garrett: I agree about LBJ’s free throws — it’s kind of like how LBJ missed all those game-winners for the first few years of his career until finally breaking through last year. Clearly, though, he still has something to learn about being “clutch.”
P.Latch: Yeah, I’m definitely hedging with the number of games, but if I had a gun to my head, I’d stick with six.
As for the “Detroit sucks” chant, that’s hardly new (or unique to one set of fans). But I do find it hilarious that the Cavs show pictures of a U-M football helmet on the big screen when they need to get the crowd fired up, even when they’re not playing a team from Michigan.
by Matt Watson on May 21, 2007 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one that doesn’t understand the Detroit “lasers” gloss is all about? Maybe I am but can someone help me out with that.
by Justin on May 21, 2007 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin: Early in the playoffs, it seems like everyone was remarking about Detroit’s “laser-like focus,” which YAY picked up on and immediately parodied. I was debating whether I should explain that with the quote above, so I doubt you’re the only one confused…
by Matt Watson on May 21, 2007 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
P. Latch, good to see you sticking around!
My prediction is Pistons in six as well, for the record.
by Rocky Cliffs on May 21, 2007 4:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay come on now. I am a born and bred Clevelander and proud of it. I have traveled to many different cities to see Cleveland sports teams play and I don’t feel our fans are much different than others. I have been yelled at, had items thrown at me just because I was rooting for my team. In Buffalo I was called a Cleveland whore (may be true but they don’t know that, it was the middle of winter and I was fully covered). I was harassed relentlessly in Detroit last year with the famed “hey you are a Cleveland steamer” or “hey look its someone from the mistake on the lake”. For god sake I wasn’t even born when the lake caught fire but people remember it and feel the need to scream it in my face because i’m not rooting for their sports team. Then there are just the straight up hisses and boooooooooooooos as I walk thru different stadiums. That is what happens when you travel onto someone elses turf. It is the nature of sports. I however do not base my view on those cities harassment I have received as a Cleveland fan. At any given game thousands of people were polite while a handful of drunks and/or idiots were not. Okay I am done with the defense mechanism kicking in.
Here is my theory on who will win:
Cleveland created Rock & Roll
Detroit created Motown
Rock & Roll is more raucus and in your face.
Motown is more rythem and lets dance.
Rythem always beats raucus though it is not easy. Detroit wins it in 7.
by PunkrockHER on May 21, 2007 4:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
“please don’t give me a reason to hate your team, your city or your state more than I already do.”
….That’s just a good note to end the article on.
Detroit in six nothing more and nothing less. and the cavs will steal one in detroit. AND it will be the game i stay up all night to watch.
how’s that for a prophecy?!
by Ohad on May 21, 2007 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Help me out here: Why is Cleveland such an overwhelming underdog in this series?
They finished only 3 games behind the Pistons and beat them late in the season in their own house when the division was up for grabs.
They have competent big men, depth, and they play good defense.
They have the most explosive talent in the league in LeBron.
The Pistons have far more pressure on them to win now then do the Cavs.
Why is everyone so certain the Pistons will win this?
by Akron P on May 21, 2007 5:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does any canadians know what canadian channel it will be on (name of station not channel number) since we dont have tnt?
by Matt Gibson on May 21, 2007 5:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pistons sweep! We beat them last year with a half a Rasheed and a unfocused big ben, not this time. The Pistons will get revenge on the CAV’s and Spurs while bringing home championship #3!
by motownman on May 21, 2007 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
With all the TNT hype of Tayshaun V. LeBron I’m surprised they didn’t use the King V. Prince angle. Should be good though.
by Tbranch on May 21, 2007 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
game 4 of last year’s cavs series was my first post at this site. all to commiserate with fellow pistons fans thru those 3 crappy middle games. memories…
by JackDutch on May 21, 2007 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First off, it would be championship number 4, motownman.
Second of all, I respect what disclaimer towards Cleveland fans. It is valid and it needed to be said, particularly regarding their ignorance (while offering a legit reason for it). However…
I was born in Michigan and have lived here all my life. I bleed for Detroit sports.
That being said, Detroit fans, while being some of the most knowledgeble and well-versed in the country, are also known to be some of the coldest and meanest. Similar to Philadelphia or New York, our fans are smart and passionate (which is what comes from being a four-sport city for the better part of a century) and that has been known to manifest itself as taunts and jeers for any invading team.
So the bickering of whose fans from what city say which derogatory things seems at least moderately irrelevant. We can concede that a lot of cities act as havens for jackasses.
by charles x on May 21, 2007 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially Miami. God, do I hate the city of Miami.
by charles x on May 21, 2007 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe from Cleveland hits the nail on the head. Cities where the fans have not see titles in a long time can’t handle winning teams. Case study: Colts winning the Super Bowl. Their fans were so used to making excuses and deflecting when they lost big games that their fans spent more time ripping Bears fans for losing then praising their own team for winning. All the talk about how the rain was the only thing that kept the Bears in the game, and how much the Bears sucked made it clear about a couple of characteristics of fans from cities that haven’t won anything (at least in a long time):
- Obsessed with the opponent.
- Not satisfied with merely winning.
- Have to rant endlessly about any success.
- Win or lose, the other team sucked.
This would be typical of those fans: "HAHAHA, you LOST!! It was a seven game series but we should have swept you! You’re lucky every game was close, we should have blown you out every time!!!
Fan from winning team who has winning tradition: “I’m sorry, who are you? We’re moving on. You’re dead to me.”
by John on May 22, 2007 8:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great bullet points, John.
- Obsessed with the opponent.
- Not satisfied with merely winning.
- Have to rant endlessly about any success.
- Win or lose, the other team sucked.
I moved to New England a almost 4 years ago, and those points fit Boston Red Sox fans perfectly. Granted that doesn’t apply to every individual, but the for overall demeanor, that is an accurate description. I can’t tell you how many times someone came up to me after the end of last season’s world series and informed me how the Tigers would suck this season.
I’m glad it’s playoff time and that TNT is carrying all the games, so I can actually see the Pistons. The local sports stations are so obsessed with the Red Sox that neither of them even play the local hockey team’s playoff games on Red Sox off days, they’d rather play an old game where the Red Sox beat the Yankees.
I’m picking Pistons in 5. If they play as poorly as they did last night and still win, it can’t possibly go longer than 5 games.
Stavro
by Stavro on May 22, 2007 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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