Caption Contest: Chris Webber goes swimming

by Matt W on May 6, 2007 5:34 PM CDT Comment 19 comments

Chris Webber goes swimming
Photo by Allen Einstein/NBAE via Getty Images

Me: "Chris Webber may not shower after practice but does enjoy nice, long bubble baths."

Ian: "Lindsey Hunter shows off how long he can hold his breath."

You: top our attempts at humor in the comments.

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1) It took Chris Webber nearly four hours to wash off the stink from Chicago’s game one performance.

2) Chris Webber, distraught while searching for his rubber ducky.

by Ian Cameron on May 6, 2007 5:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Those bubbles? I swear it wasn’t me!

by Kurt on May 6, 2007 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below!”

by mikejones on May 6, 2007 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Atleast we dont have to fear him getting injuried by running around the pool, since hes about as fast as Houston’s offense.

by Matt Gibson on May 6, 2007 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“Look, no, c’mon, I’m sorry… it’s not what you think.”

by Brian on May 6, 2007 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

C Webb can’t find Shaq or the rest of the Miami Queens as they went to the bottom in round one…

by Ron on May 6, 2007 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn, I left my floaties in the changing room.

by Larry Brown on May 6, 2007 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“Who let the camera dude into the tub room?”

by Pat Hunt on May 6, 2007 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“After the rest of the starting five took their turn, Pistons center Chris Webber uses the Royal Palace Toilet (also known as the visiting team sauna).”

by Mike Payne on May 7, 2007 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Antonio, put down that camera and get your ass in here.

by H G on May 7, 2007 3:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

‘Got Krystal?’

by sarah miller on May 7, 2007 7:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Chris Webber motions to Lindsey Hunter that he is ready for his towel (and it had better be warm).

by Ian Cameron on May 7, 2007 7:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Ya, that’s right, so, I sing while I bathe. And yes, you heard me … I said:

I’m bringin’ sexy back
All them BULLS they don’t know how to act
They think their special – just what’s up with that?
So move over Ben, I’ll make that shot – that’s my knack

Take it to the court…

I’m a DIRTY BABE…..
You see those baskets baby, me is who they crave
I’ll let you whip me baby, if I miss a save
It’s just that beating the bulls make me feel this way

Take it to the court …

by Caroline on May 7, 2007 8:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“I don’t really like water or swimming but Arnie told me that this water contains a combination of magic and wishes.”

by Tim on May 7, 2007 8:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn!!!!

by jasmine on May 7, 2007 10:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I’d do anything to win a championship. Anything.

by Rob G on May 7, 2007 10:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

After a poor showing in game 1, Flip Saunders turned back into history to find an ideal psychological punishment for Webber. As a result, Chris was banished to the ‘time-out’ tub.

by Bloom on May 7, 2007 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs