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The NBA Summer League Drinking Game

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It was a lazy Sunday evening. The Pistons NBA Summer League squad was preparing to face off with the LA Clippers. The Clippers were missing their draft pick, Eric Gordon, and I was missing something as well-- a good beer to crack while the game tipped off. I grabbed the last Bell's Oberon that was waiting for me in the fridge and had barely popped the cap when Cheikh Samb lost the first possession from the tip.

Half way through that Bell's Oberon, half way through the first quarter, your friendly DBB guest blogger had an idea. The NBA Summer League Drinking Game. Here it is, at it's most simple: with every possession that ends with a foul -- you drink. If you've watched any Summer League games yet, you just threw up in your mouth a little... Its okay, it'll put hair on your chest.

In last night's game between the Pistons and the Clippers, there were a total of 57 fouls and 55 free throw attempts. While the box score may not provide enough data to determine the number of possession ending fouls, we're willing to put that number in the upper 30s, low 40s. The important factor about this number of drinks per game is the volume per drink. We're not talking car bombs, Jager bombs or sake bombs, we're talking liberal sips of beer/wine/cocktails. If a possession ends in a foul, you take a healthy sip from your drink.

Beyond the basics, the possibilities are endless. On an "And One", everyone in the room passes their drink to the left. In more germaphobic households, they drink twice. If you prefer to drink lightly, drink on possessions that end withOUT fouls (or baskets as well, for the lightweights). For some real fun, put an empty glass in the middle of the table and have everyone pour a sip of beer in whenever the announcer says "upside", "potential", or "expectations". At the beginning of the game, each drinker must select the player they think will lead the team that game. He/She who chooses correctly decides who drinks the nasty "upside" glass at the end of the game...

After all, its summer time. As the song goes, the living is easy right now. For us die-hard, wake-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night-in-a-cold-sweat NBA fans, this is the most excitement we'll have until the tip-off of pre-season play (barring any blockbuster trades, of course). So take it in stride, take it easy, and make the most of the NBA Summer League with friends, fanatics, and plenty of booze... Salut!

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I think anyone could get a hearty buzz if they take a sip any time the announcers on NBA TV say anything positive about Stuckey – he seems to be the stud of the Summer League this year…

by Rob G on Jul 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

“In last night’s game between the Pistons and the Clippers, there were a total of 57 fouls and 55 free throw attempts.”

I’d just like to sadly point out that every game in the Finals had more than 55 free throws – except for game 2 that only had 48 since the Lakers only shot 10 (I’ll let you fine folks do the math). The masterpiece was the 75 free throw performance in game 6. Cue to Sauce…

by Shinons on Jul 14, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that the refs call everything tightly according to the rule book so that their supervisors know that the refs know the rule book.

That is why they allow 10 fouls in 40 minutes during the LVSL games.

I see calls made all the time in the LVSL games that are never called in either the NBA or the NCAA.

Anyone who doesn’t get called for at least 1 foul for every 5 minutes that they are on the court isn’t playing any defense, or hustling for loose balls.

by Mike on Jul 14, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

You should try the ESPN drinking game. Every time theres an article on the Pistons, have a sip. I am so very sober.

by Laughton on Jul 14, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

@Laughton:
At least Amir was on NBA.com’s home page today, in promoting the Summer League (and then, of course, he did nothing…)

by Mike Payne on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM CDT reply actions  

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