Mike D’Antoni as The Joker

Only Matt Moore could coherently link The Dark Knight with 7 Seconds or Less: "But there's a reason that no one goes around quoting any of Christian Bale's lines from that film, a reason that Ledger is posthumously up for an Oscar and was spoken of a nomination before his passing, a reason that when you think of that film, you think of the Joker. And it's the same reason kids love to dunk, that we like the fastbreak more than the halfcourt, and why Gilbert Arenas is on the All-Star ballot despite not playing a tick and Bruce Bowen has never been a serious DPOY of the year candidate."