Michael Curry’s suits

Yup, he’s one sharp dressed moron.

I’m pretty sure that Curry’s tailor is also the one Curry goes to for advice about basketball.

“Okay, Michael, I think we need to get rid of all your subdued and tasteful clothing and get you some sharp new threads. Here, try this powder blue pinstripe. Also, what has defense done for you? Get rid of that. Ball movement is SO 2004, I suggest having your shortest players drive to the baseline and look for a pass only when they’re airborne. Oh, and you can’t just change up your clothes. Make your rotations really, really inconsistent so that the other team won’t know what’s coming. And a magenta tie.”

@PDX: +1