Well, that, theoretically, wasn't as bad as it could have been. Lakers win, 103-90.

Summary

This was one of those games sportscasters describe as "not as close as the score suggests." 

It is precisely as close as the score suggests.  The Pistons modestly rallied from a major deficit to save face against a vastly superior opponent.  Detroit, adjusting for home court advantage, is about 13 points worse than the Lakers.

So everything went as planned.  Kobe Bryant scored a lot of points on a lot of shots.  Lamar Odom destroyed everyone without noticing.  Pau Gasol is probably on the team. Let's all breathe a sigh of relief.

Key Players

The Piston Bench: 42 shots to score 39 points? Yeah, that about speaks for itself.

Pau Gasol: So, at what point are people going to realize he is the Laker's best player.

Greg Monroe: He had a nice little game, during which the Pistons were +8.  Given the big bag of awful everyone else managed to register, he should be named the MVP of the game.

MVP

Greg Monroe

Deciding Factor

People forget how well the Lakers play on defense.  Of course, this has nothing to do with Pau Gasol, who is just some random scrub who joined the team just in time to collect a title.  I repeat, do not credit Pau Gasol with the fact that the Los Angeles Lakers play amazing defense.  He is European and, therefore, soft.

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Elsewhere in the NBA

Kevin Love and Michael Beasley are having the most ridiculous statistical seasons for a bad team that we've seen in a long time.  Beasley is averaging 33 ppg on 56% shooting over the last five, while Kevin Love manages to make a 24-14 night a disappointment. 

The Heat beat the Suns all to hell.  I guess that means they've gotten over their "issues", all of a sudden.

Robot Roll Call

Roll Call: Grant E., bugman222, Thom_not_Tom, Ra's Head, Kriz, DetroitDefense, the89oracle, DBB Diablo, Other Matt, mcflies, handsomerob1, Fadel, TripOG, Trout Jefferson, heWizard, aussiepiston, Packey, dandresden, OK from J, Boney, soufpaw, Shamir, kenshi, Taiwanese Tora, Roll The Dyess, CodyB, Laughton, tads, FunkyDonut, newfy, joejoejoe, Not a Gunslinger, alaskanpistonsfan, don'tworryaboutit, Bryan_, TDP, FS31
Total Users: 37
Total Posts: 374
Total Threads: 1

Name # of Posts
Thom_not_Tom 52
heWizard 37
kenshi 31
Ra's Head 26
Kriz 24
mcflies 22
dandresden 19
DBB Diablo 18
aussiepiston 16
Packey 16
Trout Jefferson 14
bugman222 13
Grant E. 13
Other Matt 9
DetroitDefense 9
tads 9
FunkyDonut 7
Roll The Dyess 7
Fadel 4
alaskanpistonsfan 3
Laughton 3
Taiwanese Tora 3
newfy 2
OK from J 2
the89oracle 2
Shamir 2
don'tworryaboutit 1
Bryan_ 1
FS31 1
TDP 1
Not a Gunslinger 1
joejoejoe 1
CodyB 1
soufpaw 1
Boney 1
TripOG 1
handsomerob1 1
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