[Note by Matt Watson, 11/04/10 1:39 AM EDT -- I almost removed this FanPost but changed my mind after seeing the beautiful collection of red pandas in the comments. But just a quick reminder: use this space to write interesting thoughts about the Pistons, not condescending diatribes about other readers. This community exists to talk about sports, not itself.]
Jackasses - most people will log on here just to say something bad about whatever someone will post.A guy will post,do you think we need to trade T.Prince?,12-15 people will respond back. (something like) "people will write anything ,just to start a topic" or " why in the heck would we trade one of our main players" that type of stuff.Or if someone adds a poll question,usually one of the first few responses will be .'oh heres another dumb poll question" = JACKASS
Homos - most people on here have a man crush on their favorite player (can be Ben Wallace or LeBron) and there 'man crush guy can do no wrong' Someone will write (we could probably get trade value for Ben Wallace) the man crush guy or HOMO,will quickly put the guy down by saying something bad about the the guy that wrote 'we should try and trade Ben' = man crush or HOMO
Non-Sports fan- I'm guessing 70% of the fans on here are the guys that have been to 1-2 games in their lives,maybe catch a game or 2 a year on TV.But come playoff time these guys will claim to be the Pistons biggest fans.(i go to maybe 12-15 games a yr..watch probably half the games on TV) these non-sports fans actually think Stuckey is better than R.Rondo (Boston)and will fight til the end trying to prove Stuckey is better. Rondo is a top 5 pt guard.Stuckey is a real nice player,but hes an avg guard(certainly below avg pt. guard)..the non-sports fan think the Pistons can win 50 games this year and have a shot at making a deep run in the playoffs (yes we should be positive and support the team i agree) but when you have to argue ,call people names,etc trying to prove this years team is a good team-then you are a non-sports fan..this years Pistons team might be the worst team in the NBA (bottom 3 for sure) we have no explosive ,game changers..a guy that can get 47 pts and 16 rbs or 18 pts and 15 assist.Just about every other team in the NBA has a guy that can win a game,not the Pistons.I will still go to games,watch em on TV ,i like the NBA ,i wanna watch guys grow (Monroe etc) but i'm willing to bet these non-sports fans won't be around after our 2-10 start.. =NON-SPORTS FAN
yes i wrote most people on here are one of these 3 things.I didn't say everyone.I like the weird polls,or off the wall questions that people will come up with,plz keep em going,don't let the jackasses hold you back.
Let the jackasses begin their responses...........