Reasons to Get Drunk and Surly Tonight
No action today. Or, as the NBA calls it, All-Star Saturday
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To the degree that the NBA owners make any concessions in negotiations, these ought to be accompanied by a binding commitment by selected players to participate in all-star Saturday. Everything that could be said about the dunk competition is already assumed, but how about that HORSE showdown? Yuck.
Omri Casspi should not have anything to do with anything. The NBA understands this now. What it should also understand is that the TNT trio is compelling in small doses. It took half an hour to get off, what, six shots? The whole thing was excruciating, which is a shame since it has the potential to be a headliner event. Pick three great players and just let 'em do their thing? I don't need Charles Barkeley going meta. Really, I don't.
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I swear, nothing does more to make me hate sick kids than all-star weekend. I don't really mean that, but consider the action/consequence alignment here.
Action: NBA players tote guns, do drugs, get women pregnant, and generally behave like children.
Consequence: NBA fans have to endure endless public service announcements during every damn game.
How is this fair? I love this sport in spite of the off-court vagaries of the players involved. Please do not insult me by forcing me to watch the repeated, ham-fisted attempts at whitewashing them.
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Thank goodness the All-Star game was halfway interesting. I think I speak for everyone when I say its more fun to see semi-creative moves leading to baskets than it is to watch off-the-backboard alleyoops leading to turnovers.
That said, I was amused by LeBron's near sabotaging of the East's chances in a desperate attempt to win MVP. His fourth quarter performance was embarrassing. The only way Wade was going to get the ball was to steal it from another player, which he did.
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Hamilton for Dampier talks seem to be heating up. By the way, I find the story about Jason Terry being willing to return to the bench a bit suspicious. He has only started 12 games this year, so why put this out there, if not to bolster the Mavs position for a future trade?
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The Stoudemire to the Cavaliers talks are ridiculous. Other teams are amping up their offers, but part of me wonders if this is another Gasol to the Lakers scenario where ownership is content just to help a big-name team get to the championship. It reminds me of the middle-aged guy who gets arrested buying vodka for the cute 19 year old. Just because she's paying attention to you, it doesn't mean she likes you.
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Speaking of LeBron James, it will be amusing to watch sportswriters find reasons why he should not be MVP. Believe me, it will happen. He's the best player in the league. In the minds of some idiots, that disqualifies him.
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That's all from me. I'm sipping a glass of Rancho Zabaca Zin. How about you?
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What year Zin, Kev?
I might have wine after the workout.
"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.
HORSE
The NBA should just pick three of their biggest personalities (Sheed comes to mind, Shaq maybe not so much), mic them, and say “Go.” Listening to Ernie, Kenny and Chuck gets a bit old on a random Thursday. Listening to them for three days straight got plain annoying.
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Definitely. I was ready to watch NBA players goof off and actually have, you know, FUN but TNT suffocated the life out of it. Especially when we’ve seen Monte Ellis videos for the last few months and they look like they’re having so much fun and just loving the fact that they can do stupid stuff like shoot behind their head from the stands. THAT’S what I want to see, not Omri Casspi missing a between-the-legs right-handed layup or guys just shooting 3’s.
by garrettelliott on Feb 15, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Rip rumors heating up?
I’m not sure if it counts when you cite a source who cites a discussion on this website.
by TDP on Feb 15, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah man, don’t kill the dream. The talk is out there. It’s news.
by Kevin Sawyer on Feb 15, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
But we started it
Unless if someone with insider knowledge can confirm this, I don’t think talk has gone much beyond our own speculations
by bearded thundar on Feb 15, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think the most of the fanposts I've been seeing have been basically speculation....
let him speculate away.
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I would much prefer Ben Gordon trade speculation
Losing Rip will make our bad team even more horrible defensively. Rip is a good defender. The Pistons are in no position to lose a good defender.
by Bill Higgins on Feb 15, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
oh I understand...
I’m just saying that he can speculate in any way he wants. That’s the whole point to the fanposts.
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Damn, these are some good reasons to be drunk and surly. Though the Amare rumor is more of a drunk and amused/confused.
Yeah, you’d think PHX could get more for an all-star than J.J. Hickson and cap space if they really wanted it.
Kerr is kind of a dummy though.
Who knows.
"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.
Agreed
The Shaq signing & Terry Porter hiring was a mistake everybody else saw a mile away.
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by handsomerob1 on Feb 15, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
rip hamiton trade top mavs heating up?
you do realize that the source they quoted was detroitbadboys, this very site haha… that’s like circular referencing. you linked to a site that linked back to your site
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There are rumors that the Mavericks may not be done making moves yet, as a Rip Hamilton for Erick Dampier trade seems to make perfect sense.
The Mavericks still have a hole at shooting guard, while the Pistons have too many, and Dampier is still worth of starting at center for the Pistons. It’s far from being a done deal, but the move would seem to make sense for both teams. Feb. 14 – 11:29 am et
Source: Detroitbadboys.com
rip hamiton trade top mavs heating up?
you do realize that the source they quoted was detroitbadboys, this very site haha… that’s like circular referencing. you linked to a site that linked back to your site
Well of course he does. detroitbadboys.com is simply just that good.
"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.
Exactly
The talks heat up when we say they heat up.
by Kevin Sawyer on Feb 16, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
With the Grizzlies suddenly exhibiting competence, it looks like Phoenix and the Clippers are ready to take their place as teams that exist to pad championship rosters.
by Kevin Sawyer on Feb 16, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
I'm happy for Camby
I’ve been bummed out for that dude ever since he was Shanghaied out there in the Donald Sterling nightmare that is Clipper Basketball. Portland is a fantastic place for him.
I love Dumars, but I’m getting pretty goddamn tired of watching other teams close excellent deals while Detroit’s roster like it is- Unbalanced.
"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.
I'm sick about it
it’s not bad enough our roster (for the most part) is underperforming, I feel like our GM is the worst of them all. Camby and Haywood were at the top of my short list for doable moves the pistons could make. Dumars is the Adam Morrison of NBA GM’s
Evidently Camby isn't happy about it...
People are saying he’s pissed because his family is “comfortably settled” in LA. He, according to Yahoo!, wanted to re-sign in LA this summer. Odd.
I read that too.
I can sympathize- but the Blazers are a much better franchise to be associated with. And Portland fucking rules.
"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.
Just so you know
I’m going to be pissed if we don’t do one damn deal. At the very least, we should trade Kwame for someone useful down the road, so come next year it will be like we had two MLEs at our disposal.
by Roll The Dyess on Feb 16, 2010 12:12 PM EST reply actions
I won't mind not trading Rip or Tay this season
But to not move Kwame for some other asset seems foolish. But I think there is some value to waiting on Rip and Tay.
Rip will be as valuable next season as he is this season, and no asset that could be had by trading him puts us anywhere near contention.
Tay will be more valuable on an expiring deal next season than he is right now. If we want to maximize what we can get for him, we may have to wait this one out.
Ideally...
We’d get an asset for Tay and an expiring for Rip. There is a possibility that neither will materialize.
by Kevin Sawyer on Feb 16, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I agree it’s possible nothing happens this week. But all is not lost if nothing happens this week, either. I have a feeling there are going to be a lot of upset people of Joe doesn’t make a trade … but there is a good deal to be said in favor of being patient right now.
(Assuming full recovery) Tay is much more valuable next season as a quality, veteran role player on an expiring deal, both in terms of his value and in terms of his contract.
Rip is no less valuable next year (up to the trade deadline, anyway) than he is right now, and moving him for an expiring gives us long-term cap relief, but not much more money than the MLE to spend.
I think it’s likely that Tay gets shipped out this summer / early next season for a young asset, and I think Rip is probably traded for an expiring (ideally with a pick as well). But whether that happens right now or next year — what’s the difference? A big trade now nets a modest improvement in the short-term, keeps us out of the top-5 picks, and leaves us with not a lot of money to spend on a FA market that’s probably going to hand out oversized contracts.
IDK, not really a clear-cut answer, if you ask me.
Yeah, me too
Especially because Joe’s created this mess for himself by signing/drafting too many guards and SFs.
I love Cousins’ game. But I’m not too keen on Varnado, though. I think Varnado’s hands are suspect. He tends to fumbles passes at times and doesn’t seem to have a soft touch around the rim. I suppose these are traits that can be improved with proper coaching, but then I also thought the same about Kwame Brown at one point too.
Worrying about Varnado's "hands" and "offensive" ability...
Is like worrying about the size of the cupholders in your Maybach. He plays defense and he rebounds, at an elite level. That’s it, and that’s all I would ever want him to do. If his college numbers indicate anything, it’s that he’s the closest thing to the next Ben Wallace we’ve seen in a while. If he’s around when we pick in the second round (because make no mistake, he will be a second rounder), we pick him without blinking. If we don’t, I will find Dumars’ shoes and fill them with piss.
by The Joel on Feb 16, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I’m with you as far as taking Jarvis Varnado in the second round if he’s on the board at that moment. But the Pistons still need a big man who can catch the ball cleanly and finish around the rim, and I don’t think he’ll provide that in the NBA like I think DeMarcus Cousins would.
We have 2 second rounders
Our own and Toronto’s (from the Carlos Delfino trade).
What about Greivis Vasquez with the second one? I’ve always been a fan of him, he’s clutch, has nba shooting range and makes plays for everyone else on the team. If (or once) Rip is traded, we’ll need another shooting guard. Vasquez would be a perfect guy to play alongside Will Bynum off the bench (he’s horrifically nonathletic, just look at the combine numbers) or even as a 6th man should we lose Will Bynum.
by bearded thundar on Feb 16, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder what degree of chaos will fall upon us once the trade dealine comes and goes and nothing happens.
personally, I wouldn’t mind. I, like brgulker, think that our biggest contracts (Tay and Rip) will be either easier or better to move next season.
I’m just about at the point to admit that I would actually be shocked to see the Pistons make a deal by the deadline.
At this point
I don’t think they have to do anything for the sake of doing something. Preseason notions that we were one good big away from contending seem absurd now. I’m still against tanking, but it’s not like we’re looking to make a noise this year.
I do wonder, though, whether doing REALLY badly this year will make it even harder to get FAs, or maybe even change the liklihood of the team moving.
I would also be surprised
I hope there is a Kwame move though. There’s really no point in him sitting at the end of the bench, especially when he could be very useful on a team looking for a big defender in the playoffs. Might as well get a 2nd round pick or something for him.
Pretty frustrating.
I remember being pleasantly surprised by what Kwame brought to the team, for the money.
I just don’t understand how the man gets down. He puts Deron Washington in the garbage, gives away Afflalo, lets guys straight up atrophy but always has a roster spot open even as he watches good deals pass him by.
This is in no way an admonishment of Joe Dumars, but yeah, I’ll definitely be surprised if he makes any moves whatsoever. Now it’s to the point where I think the franchise’s credibility after the trade for Iverson has us a little damaged. He needs to act. Shit is not right.
"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.
if the trade deadline goes by and nothing happens
I will take Thursday off and pen a long, tireless and damning review on why Joe has gone from the league’s best GM to one of its worst in just a few seasons. My finger’s on the blast button, Joe. Don’t test me.
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I said this above, too, but I don’t expect a lot, and I won’t fault Joe for not moving Tay or Rip right now. There would be little immediate impact by doing so, and it would potentially impact the future negatively as well.
Had we been healthy all season and fighting for the playoffs, I’d probably feel differently. But right now? Nah.
Yeah, I read your comment.
I said before the season that I would give Joe until the trade deadline. I said I would not blame Joe for signing both Rip and BG within the same year if he can move one of them by the trade deadline. He hasn’t done that.
As for “Rip is no less valuable next year”, take Tay as an example. Remember all the offer rumors for Tay from this summer, then Tay’s value took a nosedive? The “talent” value for Tayshaun is gone, and he’s only back on the market now due to his expiring contract. This wasn’t true last summer. It’s not illogical to assume the same could happen to Rip, whose injury counts grow each season, and who won’t expire for several years.
If there were offers for Rip now that involved expiring deals, taking them could have improved our flexibility in the years ahead by resolving that little $23M shooting guard clusterfuck.
When it comes to shitty contracts, I don’t think “hoping for what the future may bring” is a viable option in this business. Or any business.
Would you like me to give you Hubie Brown's home telephone number so that you can actually call him yourself to confirm that he is someone who knows me?
As for "Rip is no less valuable next year", take Tay as an example. Remember all the offer rumors for Tay from this summer, then Tay’s value took a nosedive?
Before this season, Tay’s never been injured. Healthy as a horse, capable of playing 82+ games year after year after year. Assuming health, I see no reason why his trade value doesn’t get right back to where it was last summer. Again, assuming health — but is health really that much of a reach when we’re talking about Tay?
Same for Rip, IMO. You make a good point about injuries and age, and I agree. But a relatively healthy Rip is worse less next year at this time than a relatively healthy Rip this year how?
What I’m saying is this: the immediate benefits of dumping Rip for salary right now aren’t that great. Over the long-term, we have to move him or BG — I agree 100% that we can’t have all that money invested at SG. But if the best we can do for Rip right now is expirings (and AFAIK, there’s nothing but unsubstantiated rumors that anyone’s seriously interested in Rip for even that), I don’t think it’s a huge stretch to think that a year from now will be any worse.
If Rip for expirings happens, I won’t be upset. It’s probably the best we can do, all things considered. But if it doesn’t happen this week, I’m going to at least understand what Joe is thinking (and understanding him is rare lately). There’s no short-term urgency to move Rip, because we’re nowhere close to the playoffs, expiring deals don’t help us get there, and they don’t give us a bunch of extra money this summer.
The long and the short of it is, I think moving Rip for exprinigs is what will eventually happen. But I think the difference between doing it now and 6-12 months from now is probably negligible.
For clarity's sake...
If there were offers for Rip now that involved expiring deals, taking them could have improved our flexibility in the years ahead by resolving that little $23M shooting guard clusterfuck.
If those rumors are true, then Joe probably should have pulled the trigger. But relatively speaking, this is, IMO, a minor error compared to other major errors. In other words, it’s not a problem at all if Joe doesn’t create the cluster in the first place. That was the first and more severe blunder, IME.
Triple post, sorry
I said before the season that I would give Joe until the trade deadline. I said I would not blame Joe for signing both Rip and BG within the same year if he can move one of them by the trade deadline. He hasn’t done that.
I was thinking about this a little more, and this assertion is based on an assumption that I think a lot of people had: the Pistons were a big man away from being right in the middle of the EC playoff picture. Sure, the injuries happened, but if the past couple weeks are any indication, we’re more like 3-4 pieces away from being where we want to be than one big man. So it seems to me that the assumption is bad, and that casts at least some doubt on the assertion.
If we’re multiple moves away from being where we want to be, and if Rip’s worth essentially the same thing next year as this year (expiring contracts, not assets), and if Tay is potentially worth more this summer than right now, then doing nothing won’t be the worst thing that could have happened.
I’m not saying doing nothing is the right thing. I don’t think there is a “right” thing at this point … too many bad decisions over the past two years have eliminated the possibility of a right thing. But I don’t think sitting tight for another few months is necessarily the worst thing that could happen, all things considered.
Not being a dick, just saying for practicality’s sake— walls o text take way too much work to reply to, let alone read. I’m going to stick to the last sentence from my comment above, and respect your disagreement.
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Let's put the band back together.
Realgm says the Spurs want Dyess out- LET’S GET HIM! Bad contract? Maybe…but definitely a cool guy. Give ’em Kwame.
I'm not sure I believe that
Why the hell would they want Dyess out? He brings nothing but character and hustle to the organization. If anything, they can’t wait to get rid of Richard Jefferson, he’s been an absolute flop since they traded for him.
by bearded thundar on Feb 16, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Kwame HAS to go
What about this: http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=yjcong6
I assume a pick or two would have to be distributed but..
Detroit gets Millsap
Utah gets Kwame
Charlotte gets Wilcox using their trade exception from bell
Why would Utah do that?
Sure they’d save some money in luxury tax, but the whole reason for letting Boozer go is because of Millsap.
No way they trade him to save a few dollars, especially if a hard cap is placed with the new CBA. Being well above the tax now could payoff in the long run should that happen, that would allow for a lot more maneuverability.
by bearded thundar on Feb 16, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
DBB
could use a negative rec button. i say that not to be a dick, because many of your trade ideas are solid. this one’s so far one-sided its kind of funny.
Would you like me to give you Hubie Brown's home telephone number so that you can actually call him yourself to confirm that he is someone who knows me?
I seriously would love to have Millsap, haha
I see Kwame hasn’t gotten in the game yet.. we must have a trade in the works.
/Billups’d
by Roll The Dyess on Feb 16, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gah.
Looking at the NBA.com preview for tonight’s game. We’ve lost five of six at home and have a home record of only 4-11 since the arbitrary date of Dec. 20.
Is Al Jefferson back and healthy? I’ve paid no attention to the T’Wolves this year.
Al Jefferson is back playing for Minnesota.
Man, I still remember the 20+ point beat down the T’Wolves handed the Pistons at The Palace on a Sunday evening not too long ago. Jefferson was playing like a monster in that game.
Cousins has the potential to be better
That’s the scary part, he’s more mobile and is a better rebounder due to being stronger and being able to get better position. If he can develop a consistent 15 foot jumper and extend the range on his right hook, we’re talking about a consistent 23 and 12 guy.
by bearded thundar on Feb 16, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
I’m totally on the Cousins bandwagon. He’s clearly the big man prospect that would best help the Pistons in this upcoming draft. I wouldn’t advocate for the Pistons to tank the rest of this season so to improve the draft lottery position for a shot at him, but I would understand if the team actually does it.
It’s kind of like, “Well, I’d never do that, but I’d understand why someone would…” kinda things.
Well, I wouldn’t tank to get Cousins, but I totally would. ;)
No cap room
I don’t think we technically have an MLE until free agency of 2010-2011
by bearded thundar on Feb 16, 2010 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
Garrett, you are always saying what you don’t want, but what DO you want?
There are guys who would kill to have that hairdo, and guys who are bald would especially kill to have that hairdo. So what, besides a mullet, is on your want list?
;)
Haha! Clearly I want more high-top fades. :D
by garrettelliott on Feb 16, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions

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