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Interactive Night Tonight on Fox Sports Detroit

With just about every Pistons' fan counting down the games until this disappointing season is officially over, Fox Sports Detroit is still trying to reel in as many viewers as it can:

Via Freep:

This isn't just any old Pistons telecast when they play the Pacers tonight, it's Interactive Night on Fox Sports Detroit (pregame at 7). Fans can go to Foxsportsdetroit.com and post questions, and George Blaha, Greg Kelser, Eli Zaret, John Keating, Mickey York and Mateen Cleaves will answer on the air. Cleaves will do a 30-minute online chat after the game.

To make things easier on you, the actual link for posting questions is here.  Post your questions in the game thread, so everyone can give you virtual high fives when Mr. George Blaha says your name.  Bonus points to anyone who gets him to mention DetroitBadBoys.com and a question containing five or more 'meow's.  

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Not sure if Cleaves will still be answering questions...

… after this. Don’t know why he wouldn’t still, but it’s possible he may not, I guess.

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by Packey on Mar 23, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Beat me to it.

1 rec to anyone who can get Mateen to talk about his DUI charges on air.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a million recs to anyone

Who can get Blaha or Special K to say “MCIAFI” on air. Even if he just says the letters it will be an epic win for this board.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you think we could Rick Roll them?

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we get a "Jason Maxiell eats babies"

For ol’ times sake.

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by ReichardZ on Mar 23, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

There definitely needs to be some DBB representation in there some how, some way. MCIAFI, Max eats babies, Jonas love, Jod reference, something.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Unrelated, but...

Bill Simmons, in a piece admiring the surging Bucks, recapitulates a point that has been made often on this board in the last few months:

9:30: Johnson posts up Salmons for two, followed by Carlos Delfino (21 points) draining a 3. Bucks GM John Hammond has made three great moves in the past year: the Salmons trade, gambling on Brandon Jennings at No. 10 in the NBA draft and signing Delfino for nothing this past summer. (Not only does Delfino fill up the stat sheet, play both swing spots and give you solid D, but he also has a giant tattoo of a lizard on his left shoulder that looks cool in HD. There’s a lot to like.) Meanwhile, Joe Dumars ran the Pistons into the ground in the 18 months after Hammond bolted Detroit for Milwaukee. Were the two events related? Hmmmmmm.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100323&sportCat=nba

by Bill Higgins on Mar 23, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, I think we can safely say that the two are related!

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve held that opinion for a long, long time— at least publicly since April of 09 from looking back at DBB’s comment history. In fact, you and I talked about it last June, Bill. As per usual, the commercial media catches on to these things years after DBB does :)

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by Mike Payne on Mar 23, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simmons is an idiot

the fact that he can see this tells us what is plain as can be.

Joe is a fraud.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

and I think this is a really cool idea. I mean, I love Keith Langois as much as the next guy, especially Gabe, but I would so rather talk to Blaha and Kelser.. I mean I do, but they really can’t hear me yelling at my TV how much I love them.

Thanks for the link Packey.

by JoeDip on Mar 23, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be sort of cool to get Blaha to answer a question, but those other guys? They’re nincompoops. I don’t care what they think, sorry.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelser knows his shit

I’ve yet to complain about any of his commentary, give the man credit where credit is due.

But I’ll give you Keith and Cleeves. Keith spins words faster than that dude on meatspin and I’m sure FSN is regretting bringing Cleeves right about now.

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, Kelser is the man

He’s extremely smart and knowledgeable, and he always expresses himself gracefully. I think Kelser could be a national commentator.

Blaha is still and always a treasure of course.

by Bill Higgins on Mar 23, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blaha is great. Sometimes annoying, but generally great. Kelser, I’ll just have to agree to disagree with you guys. I think he’s really good at stating the obvious, and I don’t think he actually does much analysis in games.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to ask if Max was going to eat some babies tonight, but it didn’t make it through.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

I’m a little late in this but looks like it could be hilarious

by MwestBaller on Mar 23, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

We should flood the chat with JJ man-crush love.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm over that chat

it is so slow and the comments are all so generic.

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

*crosses fingers*

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that a backcourt violation on that Troy Murphy play?

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Mine either

That “chat” is nothing but a bunch of random questions. DBB is might not have the novelty, but I’ll take this site over that anyday

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Troy Murphy

I don’t know why, but I despise him.

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he’s a fantastic player. One of the best stretch 4’s out there, if you ask me.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Murphy has always been on the wrong team

by MwestBaller on Mar 23, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is talented. But that doesn’t mean I have to like him.

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate LBJ. So I know where you’re coming from.

But I do like Murphy.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably because he's an alum from this school

But then so is Bill Laimbeer, Jerome Bettis, & Kelly Tripucka. :(

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jonas

an atypical performance around the rim thus far

by MwestBaller on Mar 23, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole Aldrich would be a good fit for Indiana.

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree

and i don’t mean to keep on the race thing, but they’re probably the whitest team in the league since the brawl. but other than that, he would fit real well with a stretch 4 who rebounds like murphy

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Life’s a race.

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you’re 311, then Life’s Not a Race.

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They are probably thinking

Jonas is a good fit for their team too.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except he’s foreign. Too much diversity.

by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Dunleavy, Jeff Foster, Tyler Hansbrough, Troy Murphy, and Josh McRoberts have no idea what you’re talking about.

by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2010 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

How many MFDUNX are we gonna miss tonight?!

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Stuckey in the post

That’s something you don’t see everyday

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks

iv been trying to get them to answer who would win in arm wrestling prince or daye all season.

by TripOG on Mar 23, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was you? Awesome question!

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor bynum’s ankles…

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Three Partiers!

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

You know who I hate?

Mike Dunleavy. Partly because he’s white (goddamn cracker) but mostly because he just looks like a douchebag. I can’t put it any better than that.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bynum is on tonight.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t get yanking Charlie V at this point and subbing Tayshaun.

I mean, I’m not a big Charlie fan by any stretch. But for goodness’ sake, play the guy to see if he’s got something worth keeping.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

If he’s playing well on both ends leave him out there, The dude is still young enough to get better at defense and we know he can score.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he certainly can’t get any worse on defense

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look...

Lady Gaga’s sister is sitting behind Blaha.

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Every 3 Tayshaun Makes

Is a personal FU to Mike Payne

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I like ’em. Sorry, Kriz.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have not taste.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no*

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

toilet bowl dreams

The NBA, where amazing fabricated bullshit happens.

If this sport was any more fake Tayshaun would rip apart his jersey and Mike Payne would rush on the court and hit him in the back with a folding chair

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sorry for the lack of legit thread tonight, guys and gal

But thanks for taking it upon yourselves to use this – I think it works just as well.

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by Packey on Mar 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah!

We still love you.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread is just a countdown to the draft lottery, really.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

American Idol, baby! I’m watching the crappy ATDHE feed live and just started AI via DVR. You watching?

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, bgulker… that’s so Raven.

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erin Andrews looked hot on DWTS last night from the clip I saw on the Dan Patrick Show this morning.

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching the Pistons game in my office on the ATDHE feed but my wife is watching AI in the other room. I saw Paige do an absolutely horrendous version of a Phil Collins song and that was it. I’m still sad that Lilly Scott is gone, although now I hope Siobahhouhn wins.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lily’s great. I think Elen having her on her show will boost her career.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idol, Gulks???

Wow. I have lost respect for you

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhhh, it’s the wives who watch it, not us. Yeah….. that’s the ticket….

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait ’til you get married. Then talk to me.

:)

A happy wife …. And, I’ve come to enjoy the show, to be perfectly honest. And I’m okay with that.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

happy wife, happy life.

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I joke about AI but I like it. Or maybe I just like being a judgmental bastard. :D Plus I played in bands all through highschool and university, so I like hearing talent.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the first few weeks, when people make utter fools out of themselves and i get to sit there all smug and superior

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Makes me REALLY happy my fiancee isn’t into to that shit. She even excepts my love of sports so long as she doesn’t have to watch it.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to admit, I’ve come to enjoy watching the show with my wife. I wouldn’t watch it by myself, but it’s fun to watch together.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Detroit's drafting Mark Titus

so it doesn’t matter what how the balls in the lottery fall. Joe could go after Troy Murphy, trade Stuckey for Beno Udrih, or re-sign Mateen Cleaves … it’s all re-tooling to Mr. Dumars, we’re so competitive, after all.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,

At least we’re not getting blown away. Maybe, if the Gods allow it, we will defeat a Central Division rival?

If I have asked too much please forgive me.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone know how the lottery works?

i know the 1st pick gets 25% odds at pick 1, and etc. but does every other slot have a given percentage, or does the record make a difference?

ie. if i’m the 2nd worst team, do i get the same percentage odds if i have 10 wins or 20 wins, as long as i’m still 2nd?

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

It all goes by relative position

Total number of wins doesn’t matter as long your relative position in relation to other bad teams doesn’t change. I suggest you check out ESPN mock draft lottery to see all the various percentages

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i check it all the time.

but back when we were around 8, and moving around on a day to day basis meant we went from 5.5 to 5.6 percent, i got confused

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Langlois: Fourteen Ping-Pong balls – numbered 1 through 14 – are placed in a lottery machine and four balls are randomly selected to determine a lottery combination. There are 1,001 possible outcomes when you discount order (for example, 1-2-3-4 is the same as 4-3-2-1). Of those 1,001 possible outcomes, one (11,12, 13, 14) is discounted and the other 1,000 are divided among the 14 lottery teams. The team with the worst record is assigned the most outcomes, 250. The team with the second-worst record will have 199, then 156, 119, 88, 63, 43, 28, 17, 11, 8, 7 6 and 5. So the team with the worst record will have a 25 percent chance of getting the No. 1 pick, a 21.5 percent chance of getting the No. 2 pick, a 17.8 percent chance of getting the No. 3 pick and a 35.7 percent chance of getting the No. 4 pick. That team could not pick lower than fourth. Even though that team will have a better chance than any other team of getting the No. 1 pick, it will actually have a better chance of getting the No. 4 pick than the No. 1 pick, though a better chance of landing inside the top three than outside of it. No team can be pushed down more than three spots from where they would pick based on record, but any of the 14 teams has a chance to land inside the top three based on having one of their four-digit combinations selected.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even though that team will have a better chance than any other team of getting the No. 1 pick, it will actually have a better chance of getting the No. 4 pick than the No. 1 pick,/blockquote>

I’d never thought of that before. That is kind of messed up. You’d think there would be a way to fix that.

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that’s weighted so heavily because you can’t finish worse than 3 spots than your record would dictate … The only way to fix that weighting would be to eliminate that rule. Unfortunately, eliminating that rule would cause more problems than it solves, IMO.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Granger is a bad bad man.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch. I bet Rip would like to have that one back.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

rodney’s got some 3 point range lately

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Babies Have Their Revenge

Looks like Cake Will Have Its Revenge, too.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swedish Eagle?

That’s new. Do I like that? I’m not sure.

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seen a sign at the Palace a couple weeks back that had “Swedish Eagle” on it.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swedish Eagle inbounds pass after a Troy Murphy jumper!

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Louis Gossett Jr.

answers with the Iron Eagle 2

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Deagle

flies out the window, lands on Joe Dumars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3cbrfpVmK8

One can only dream.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see Tayshaun

winning as the new Point Forward for the Lakers next year.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irish Beagle

fouls the eagle

AND THE CROWD ERUPTS WITH APPLAUSE

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

What the -

Summers has more time then Daye right now. Good to know we’re devoted to developing our first round draft pick in a wash of a season.

Somebody Hire Daye a tour guide or show him an online website so he doesn’t get lost in malls anymore…

by Taiwanese Tora on Mar 23, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

The Pistons need to force all their rookies to wear a #33 jersey, it does wonders.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Automotion

The best part of this season unfortunately.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

atleast its not the spare tires

by TripOG on Mar 23, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

will done for the night…

by don'tworryaboutit on Mar 23, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

and kuester.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is Q aperrently

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Bynum injury

is bullshit.

And so is that tech.

Just keep walking, K. Don’t never come back.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

woot!

Q with his first ejection!

ohh and ball don’t lie

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Now we get to see Hill's great coaching skill.

I have heard wonders from Magic fans.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright Brian Hill

coach these fools out the hold

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

when brian hill's beating your ass

with Dunleavy, you know this shit is rigged.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Again, fuck that cracker.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and fuck this league too

and fuck New Coke, that shit is still a colossal bad idea

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coke Zero Cherry is alright

Otherwise I crave that high fructose corn syrup goodness.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

best drinks

are the throwback Pepsicos.

I love me some throwback Mountain Dew. Sugar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> corn syrup.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah those are bueno

Good for summertime. Out the can.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

so good

I refuse to buy ‘regular’ soft drinks.

Do the right thing, Pepsico. switch it over, permanently.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed Sauce

I have a condition (sounds goofy as shit saying that) called “fructose malabsorption” that a surprisingly large percentage of americans have but few ever get diagnosed. Basically, any fake sugar products (primarily high fructose corn syrup) just RUNS through your system. If I drink a can of coke, none of those ridiculously high measures of high fructose corn syrup will be accepted by my system. Honestly, one can of coke— and I’m shitting my brains out in 15 minutes. No pain, nausea or anything, but I’m dropping fire in 15 minutes flat.

Sounds lovely, huh. Anything with high fructose corn syrup in it, which is pretty much everything you can buy at the grocery store, is off the menu. I was against the shit before I knew I had a problem with it, but now that I do— and finding that up to 20% of Americans have it and don’t know it, it’s pretty amazing.

Corn syrup is THE DEVIL. I’d rather chain smoke and date hookers raw than consume that devil liquid. Okay, so I’ll do that anyway, but still…

Jonas Jerebko : Pistons :: Skippin' Bail, Dippin' Jail, Whippin' Tail and Sippin' Ale : MF Doom

by Mike Payne on Mar 23, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel for you dude

violent bathroom episodes are as bad as Pistons Ls.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the refs want us to get Wall

Seriously, Kwame had like 4 fouls in the first 5 minutes of the quarter and the only foul calls we get on the other end are offensive

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

STRAIGHT BITCHES.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Sam,

Get off our ass and sue the NBA for us! I want the fucking Bernstein advantage!

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I meant your ass.

Alcohol makes me suck at spelling.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, somebody id fucking us up the ass right now.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad Panda, commence the inebriation

Ima drank them dranks too

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lolz I can't type no more

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

DBB should take up a collection

I’d contribute to that Sam sues David Stern fund.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Class action lawsuit mother fuckers!

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something tells me

That Stern can probably string up far better lawyers than Sam. I suggest we look into Fieger, he’s got douche bag hair, which must mean he is a winner

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Donaghy, character witness

within lies our problem

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why hasn't Daye played yet?

 Jonas simply isn’t having a good game, he’s missed quite a few easy layups/dunks and is turning the ball over a lot. Stuckey has done a fairly good job on Grainger, I don’t see what the risk could be

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Our coaching staff isn't all that bright.

Just my guess.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kuester just hasn't uttered something beboundy

for us to exploit

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

for bebounds reference

Check out Detroit4Lyfe

by Rob Rogacki on Mar 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he might be inactive

Similar to how we always complained about Summers not getting in on blowouts, when it turned out he was inactive

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gordon has a smaller mouth

which means you can fit less of Stern in it

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't squeal like a pig

you have to sleep your way to the top

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

welcome dude. welcome to the trail of tears

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bataan dumars march

is going splendidly.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take one for the team Detroit!

Someone with nice soft lips needs to give Stern some mouth action. Then we can compete with LeBlowjub and others.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I vote that Kwame starts

Next to Maxiell. He’s got 14 rebounds so far, and I think we all agree Jonas plays his best on the perimeter

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Grainger

And that was a clean foul by Gordon

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Flagrant?!

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

ben gordon's not supposed to play defense

it’s all part of the script, you gotta play by the kayfabe they agreed upon

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vince McMahon agrees.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

granger is upset

that Gordon actually got a piece of his shot.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Grainger

might be the one of the few select people that whine as much as LeBron

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't noticed before.

I always liked the dude

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey i'd be upset

if ben got to my shot, too. everyone knows gordon’s a bum, except for Chicago and Detroit.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadface yo

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

pay close attention after every miss

He’s constantly bitching at the refs, demanding a foul

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats some bullshit!

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Not quite

he got Grainger’s shoulder, but that was definitely not a flagrant

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, refs, for helping us lose tonight.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

as if we needed help

I believe we are winless against the pacers this year.

by Wheaties on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice pass

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

MALICE AT THE PALACE

I DEMAND A RIOT FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT
/angry caps

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

kwame

Last one down the court every possession.

by Wheaties on Mar 23, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i;m sorry

I just think hes a bad player.

by Wheaties on Mar 23, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 boards for tayshaun

some bigs aren’t getting it done, kwamecough, jasoncough

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

not good enough

he was 1st overall, he’s got a lot more to do to get to the HOF

i demand that Michael Jordan be right about something in his life

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Michael Jordan!

and all the wack shit he said to young Kwame.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Jordan is a bitch.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

maybe i’m being a little harsh on kwame.

but i don’t have to like him!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you seem to have forgotten that cv is also a “big” but i guess we all do

by don'tworryaboutit on Mar 23, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 more board and 5 more assists and we finally get our curly fries. Do it, Tay. Do it for the fans.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I thought we’d never get those fries and that Arby’s was just making bank on that marketing scheme.

by abudjohn on Mar 23, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit that's only terrible in Space Jam

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should have 25

the cake is holding him down

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAKE BO$$

Boss rebound status

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

charles

gracias para tu tres

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Chunky just gave us some life.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how that broad

always got a mcdyess jersey on

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd hit it.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't she play the kids' aunt in the other ad?

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bad can prison be?

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do the job.

Give her dad an authentic Rip jersey and he wouldn’t care.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll bet she's at least 17

That’s over the age of consent in our great state!

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean

palm to Joe’s face

x9000

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong

this team has been a big bottle of negativity all year.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It could be worse

at least we got rid of ol’ sourpuss Allen, son of Iver

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it could be worse

but it should be boss

and it’s not boss, therefore we are where we are.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'n that bitch

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRec'd

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa! George looked like a fetus in that old clip!

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

tayshaun took one to the face. isn’t that an offensive foul and the pacers coach ejected?

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

that was one for Mike Payne

I can see him cheering right now

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the brink of getting season swept by the Pacers. Wow.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

wrecked

that shit, i wish we could just keep hitting the rec button on this sentiment

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pissed as I am

I hope this doesn’t become my first greened comment.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

green'd!

teehee

Jonas Jerebko : Pistons :: Skippin' Bail, Dippin' Jail, Whippin' Tail and Sippin' Ale : MF Doom

by Mike Payne on Mar 24, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking ay

Granger punches Tay in the mouth and gets a FT? When did the NBA start caring about Indiana? They’re even more pathetic than we are!

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF are the pistons doing right now

Offense is some i’ll hand off to you, you do something.

defense is crap.

by Wheaties on Mar 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Blaha & Kelser are on regression

they kept talking about 1970’s-80’s the entire season

by Giggitty Giggitty Goo on Mar 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

why has austin still not gotten any minutes yet?

by don'tworryaboutit on Mar 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

don'tworryaboutit

sorry

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the team Dumas built

Suck it down DBB!

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah!

he built the team to operate at peak abilitiy with every player missing time to injuries/suspensions! why would he do that? every loss is his fault!

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm nowhere near as down on Joe as a lot of my compadres

but even totally healthy, this team is kind of a mess. It needs some tweaking, to put it light.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

but there’s nowhere near this level of despair if the team stays healthy

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see how he gets his 3 key players

Especially via trade and free agency. I doubt we’ll get a very good player for the MLE simply because everyone has cap space. However, that will benefit us via trade, because at least 5 teams are likely to overpay for an above average player to please their fanbase. Then Joe can swoop in and take a nice player on a reasonable contract off their hands because they can’t afford the others with the new CBA

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's pulled off some great deals.

We’ll see how he does in the off-season/draft.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe’s been drinking way too much of the Langlois Kool Aid.

No way we get three guys like he said. Maybe we draft one good player. Maybe we get someone for Tay’s expiring contract. Highly unlikely we get anyone good through Free Agency.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that can still be very bad

the bar is really, really low

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see the GM of a bottom team, who is coming off a recent success, say "gee I don't know man, I hope we at least get one decent guy."

He says what he has to say, just as Langlois and Blaha and everybody else. Just like they keep selling the well we are 11-7 with our whole team.

We’ll see what happens. I know he ain’t as confident as what he says.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we can get at least 2 good players from the draft

I want to say that we own Toronto’s second round pick from the Delfino trade. I think that if we get a solid player from the lottery, Varnado/Parakhouski/Brackins in the second round, we’ll have a very solid front court.

Once again, I think we can pull a nice trade, but I have no clue how we win out in FA

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was suprised at how many good or decent bigs are available in this draft

Looking at the board, even if you’re not drafting in the lottery or first round there are young bigs who are major upgrades over Kwame and Wilcox easily.

by JoeDip on Mar 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a VERY deep class

so no matter how the lottery goes, we should be able to get a quality guy in the 1st round

Check out Detroit4Lyfe

by Rob Rogacki on Mar 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very deep if you are drafting bigs, drafting anything else…good luck.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that’s what I was going for with my comment.

by Rob Rogacki on Mar 24, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He put forth a disfunctiona team that plays disfunctionally.

Beyond that, I’m still ok with Joe.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love JoD

Except for the whole trading Chauncey, signing backups for starters money shit.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Joe, except for the whole extending Rip and Max thing.

To some extend our signings bother me too, but not as much.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd still call a winning season and the playoffs next year.

provided we stay healthy and don’t draft Aminu… which. you know…

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No more PF's right now son

Fubars, resist the temptation. NOAMINU

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt we draft Aminu

The only 2 players that are worth drafting regardless of position are Wall and Turner. Cousins is the third best pick as of now, and has a lot of question marks. He could either be a superstar or a complete bust, depending on how well his lack of athleticism translates to the NBA

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

A complete bust in Cousins would be like keeping Kwame Brown.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not true

Cousins has bigger hands, and you know what they say about big hands

by bearded thundar on Mar 24, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

love him

except for the whole drafting mateen cleaves, darko milicic, rodney white, carlos delfino, basically most of his draft picks thing, the chauncey trade, the whole “i won a championship so i can wreck this team and get clowns defending my rep from 6 years ago” crowd, et cetera, stress the ad nauseum

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cousins or Aldrich

Pick whoever you think will be the better pro. I like both of them.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Titus

Joe’s gonna invite him to at least 3 personal workouts.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

We will miss out on Cousins.

Might get a crack at Aldrich.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

enough of the whining already

that’s fine if you don’t like Joe, voice your opinion if you want, but seriously, stop complaining

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck you

how’s that for a retort?

up to Joe to prove us wrong, it’s not just me who is not pleased.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you must feel so proud of yourself

seriously, what have you contributed beyond negativity.

I don’t care what your opinions of Dumars are, just try to make the site fun for others to read

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

well let's break this down

it’s okay to voice your opinion, but don’t complain, which kind of makes it not okay to voice … doesn’t make any sense, connect the dots, pee wee.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

complaining /= rational arguement

Big difference, ironic that you call me the child

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't like the entertainment i gave

shove it up yr ass, skippy.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're clearly drunk

I’ll let you say what you want, no point in trying to talk sense into you

by bearded thundar on Mar 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm straight sober

and you’re a straight dumbass.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

bingo

abusing the rec tonight

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Skylar leads DBB in rec’s.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skylar is like the heart of DBB.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love all you motherfuckers

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

funniest comment all night

Check out Detroit4Lyfe

by Rob Rogacki on Mar 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

you've been here since the start of the game

like a drunken hobo talking about vietnam.

we get it. we have some sympathy. but you’re beginning to ramble

by the89oracle on Mar 23, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad you enjoyed it

i’m doing something right

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Prime Minister of Malaysia

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Wings Logo > St. Louis Blues Logo

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I might break out my teal gear tonight and cry myself to sleep in the corner of my cold, dark basement.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Chauncey!

Clap clap clap-clap-clap!

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

Not even Chauncey can win on this night of magic pure evil.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its funny that people still react to every loss as if they just realized how bad this team sucks.

The saddest part of this game was that in a 16 losing game with a little over a minute left Daye is yet to see the court.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time is like the first time, Kriz.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I was kind of going to say the same thing. Every time I see us suck this much, it always comes as a surprise. I’m just a blind homer, but I never think we’re as bad as we are until I actually watch us “play basketball”.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maxiell

Was he out drinking with Cleaves?

Or did he have an upset stomach tonight from eating to many babies

by Buddahfan on Mar 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Rodney Stuckey

I salute you

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Summers has played over 8 minutes?

When did this happen? He was totally invisible tonight

by bugman222 on Mar 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

did anyone really stand out though?

I mean I could tell CV was playing only because I watched him miss so many shots.

by Wheaties on Mar 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed that Gordon got elbowed.

And Kuester faked some intensity.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ECHGK

First time Pacers swept Detroit in 34 years

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Bonus!

This was the first season Cleveland had swept us in 30 years.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lotta firsts

maybe Fox Sports Detroit should shitcan that whole “April in the D” thing.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping FSN Detroit televises some sort of special commemorating these milestones.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 24, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Draw that broom up our ass

And you will have a summary of this season.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else watch the post-game interview with Joe?

It boiled down to, “We’re going to try to get a good player in the draft. We’re going to try to get a good player through a trade. We’re going to try to get a good player with the MLE.”

Thanks, Joe. I was wondering how you might right the ship. I feel so confident now.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelser wants no part of

who he thinks the Pistons will take in the draft

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What else is he supposed to say?

“Well we are fucked beyond salvation and fans might as well not show up for 4 years.”

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly?

I respected the “no sacred cows” speech from Joe years back. He put the team on notice, and the fans got to hear it. I’d like to hear the same thing. This team is exponentially worse in every category, injuries be damned. So how about it? No one on this roster is unavailable. Any move that can be made to improve for the future will be explored. I’d be happy with that.

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't saying that he hopes to get a good player through trade does just that?

Maybe not as harshly or as directly, but to get a good player in trade you have to give some of your important pieces.

I mean this season the only guy he has mentioned as being part of the team going forward is Bynum, beyond that…

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm picking up on this wavelength

i’m asking why he isn’t doubly-pissed as he was when he went on about those sacred cows. i want to see that man, wherever he went.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because back then he had a good team that failed to achieve. He was angry at those players.

Right now, there is no one to blame but himself, he put together a dysfunctional team and it shows. Calling out the players would be dishonest and calling himself out would make the players look bad too.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I see your point.

This offseason, however, he can’t be Quiet Joe of the accepted failure fate. We need communication from him. That open door he seemed to have with the media when things were going good doesn’t feel so open anymore. There’s a lot of shit behind the doors that I don’t like that I know’s going on that isn’t being reported. It’s the reason why everyone here wants to flay Lango the Liar, and it’s not something we’ve come to expect from this team. Liars and bullshitters and idiots usually roost in the Lions front office, or the Warriors and Clippers in this league. Not here, not now, no how. Why does it feel that way? Because I think it has roosted, and I think Joe is painted in a corner.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 24, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe has never been all that open

In the past, everyone loved it how Joe always played his hand close to his vest. He rarely hinted at what he was thinking. Back then, everyone loved him for it because everything was going so good and because it kept us guessing. No one had any idea of what he was planning, but we trusted him because he had never let us down. Now he has let us down, and yet he is still acting the same way he always did in the past. But we don’t trust him anymore, at least no where near as much as we did. Now we really want to know what he is thinking, to make sure that he isn’t going to screw us over again, to make sure he has learned his lesson. But Joe isn’t going to change simply because we want him to. It’s not Joe that has changed, it’s us.

by bugman222 on Mar 24, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

he’s clammed up plenty since chaunceyfail. it’s just an interpretation of how open he was before that, so i’ll defer to you there, maybe the doors weren’t totally open, but in general his public presence has turned scarce and pathetic since things got rough.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 24, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

in other words

you say his public presence hasn’t changed, but that’s wrong.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 24, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

sauce is reading between the lines correctly.

He got so angry at a team that was hugely successful, just not quite successful enough. And he’s making excuse after excuse for a team that sucks and would have likely been out of the playoffs if healthy.

Where’s the anger at this dismal failure? Where’s the accountability? Where’s the “yeah, the injuries happened, but they’re not an excuse” mentality?

Kriz, you’re probably right. He’s gotta be smart enough to realize that this is mostly on him, and he’s covering his own behind. But that’s part of what angers me. Hold yourself accountable, too. That’s all I’m asking.

Even something like, “We know we have some specific needs that we have to address, and filling those needs is our top priority moving forward…” Just a lil sesnurgency is what I’m asking for.

by brgulker on Mar 24, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

I think the only way he truly holds himself to a high standard, is if he resigns.

The whole notion of Samurai committing seppuku right now is hanging in the air, with regards to loss of honor.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 24, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things are bad, sure

But I don’t see how this is “resignation” worthy. Not yet anyway. The man has had one bad year after a string of eight or nine good years. Yes things suck right now, but Joe has already show he knows how to fix a bad team.

by bugman222 on Mar 24, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

let him come on the local radios now

and speak candidly, like he had in the past. he warmed up to the media then.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 24, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

one bad year?

these TWO years are absolutely resignation-worthy. Not only did Joe fuck up, he fucked up so bad it’ll take mastery to get us out even in years. Let’s not even talk about contention, let’s talk about getting back to the playoffs.

after a string of eight or nine good years.

If I build a statue 10 years ago, and do nothing for the following 9 years— are those 9 years good examples of my genius? After bringing in Rasheed, the only two solid things he did during Going to Work was signing Dyess and drafting Stuckey. Sauce and I talked about that second move, and Joe’s subsequent overvaluing of Stuckey made him think he could pull off the Iverson trade.

So really, that “string of eight or nine good years” were mostly years of inaction. Further reading:
http://www.detroitbadboys.com/2010/2/22/1320329/joe-dumars-and-the-dark-side-of

Jonas Jerebko : Pistons :: Skippin' Bail, Dippin' Jail, Whippin' Tail and Sippin' Ale : MF Doom

by Mike Payne on Mar 24, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

relax buddy

I’m telling you as a friend. It won’t do you any good to get all worked up, you’ll probably just end up loosing hair at the rate I do. Whether or not we get worked up about Dumars lame duck status won’t really change the offseason.

by bearded thundar on Mar 24, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"calmer 'n you are"

I’m not getting worked up about Dumars’ lame duck status, I’m disagreeing with the notion that he’s had “one bad year after a string of eight or nine”. That isn’t reality.

Jonas Jerebko : Pistons :: Skippin' Bail, Dippin' Jail, Whippin' Tail and Sippin' Ale : MF Doom

by Mike Payne on Mar 24, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikes and gutters; ups and downs.

by garrettelliott on Mar 24, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS

This is what happens when Joe Dumars fucks his fans in the ass?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 25, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

After signing Dyess, Joe didn’t do anything worth applauding.

He never found a backup SF worth his salt. Delfino has proven himself to be that in Milwaukee, but we eff’d with his head too much to let him succeed in Detroit. Jarvis Hayes? Ugh. How about a good backup PG? Lindsey Hunter is the best he could do. What about a backup SG? Spellcheck, check. Let’s give him away for a bag of lint.

And so it goes. Move after move was awful. Just awful. The only reason we remember Joe fondly since 2005 is because CB + Rip + Tay + Sheed + Dyess + spare parts was good enough to win 50 games in the Eastern Conference.

by brgulker on Mar 25, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Tay with the player of the game with … wait for it….

23% of the vote! The fans have spoken!

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

"Is Jonas Jerebko Single"

To be answered in the post game “interactive” portion.

Kriz, have you been sending questions!!?!

by brgulker on Mar 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

On that note, I saw a pic of Rip back when he was in college, not bad looking.

The receding hairline and the strange patch of pubic hair on his chin have taken away from his natural beauty.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

that the crazy braids and intricate weaves Rip’s been rocking all these years are what F’d his hairline.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… yousa point is well seen.

by garrettelliott on Mar 23, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the shoe fits

you must acquit

rec’d for some curious trufax

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

glove*

something

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's an honest Abe beard

more honest than this team on a nightly basis

the goatee’s okay, but I could only argue for the snidely whiplash to replace it

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7980/973085-snidely_whiplash_large.jpg

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm drunk as a mother fucker

And it’s all JoD’s fault!

Well, it’s the YellowTail corporation’s fault

Okay it’s my fault.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 23, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Drunk n' Surly

that’s how we roll

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 23, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

goodnight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKPUtYywTss

i will leave you with a shatted rainbow

Dave Bing had a neat speech tonight, and I believe in him.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Mar 23, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

I missed quite the drunk fest.

by TDP on Mar 23, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Same

but I green’d a couple things here and there. Productive night overall.

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by Rob Rogacki on Mar 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

So in short

I shouldn’t be sad that I missed this game, right?

by Toledo Joe on Mar 24, 2010 10:56 AM EDT reply actions  

There wasn’t a whole lot to miss.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 24, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more upset

about missing this thread than the game itself.

by Rob Rogacki on Mar 24, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a great thread

We was greenin’ shit left, right, and center. Sauce really brought the house down with his DBB rendition of the McDonalds fillet-o-fish song.

I'm just like a sports reporter, but without the insight or money.

by SadPanda1 on Mar 24, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just recall the last time we lost to a lottery team by double digits (and trailed the entire way), and you’ll get the gist of last night.

by brgulker on Mar 24, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

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