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Yeah! We're on TV! - Pistons @ Cavs

Detroit Pistons at Cleveland Cavaliers, Mar 5, 2010 7:00 PM EST


 

Game Tips at 10:30 pm ET

Detroit Pistons: 21-40 (7-23 road)
Cleveland Cavaliers: 48-14 (26-4 home)

Oppo Research

Are the Cavaliers returning to the days of being the LeBrons? Yes, they've won five in a row, but Shaq is out, Antawn Jamison has been lousy from outside, and the guy continues to have to do just about everything.

Fortunately, if you're a Cleveland fan, LeBron can do just about everything.  The guy is rocking a 31 and 10 since the beginning of February, and has a very good chance of knocking off Michael Jordan for the best Player Efficiency Rating in the history of the sport.  


The issue, for Cleveland, is the offense/defense balance between Anderson Varejao and Jamison.  The thing is, Varejao has been the more efficient offensive player, even has his minutes have slipped.  During the Cavs' win streak, he is shooting better than 70%, averaging 13 points and 8 rebounds in just 24 minutes of play.

But that's all stuff for Mike Brown to worry about.  It will take a Yeoman's effort for the Pistons to avert utter disgrace tonight on ESPN.  Cleveland is a team locked and loaded for a championship run.

The Drama





Keys for Detroit

Force LeBron to be a jump shooter -- His all-star game performance, where he nearly gave away the game in a desperate attempt to win the individual MVP award, indicates that he has not yet left behind the "win it all myself mentality".  

Attack the inside --  No Shaq, no Big Z, and less Varejao means more opportunities inside.  I wouldn't mind seeing big minutes for Jason Maxiell tonight.  

Play Daye - Seriously.  Come on.  This franchise is about the future.  

Question of the Game

There are too many to count, but I think it is fair now to wonder whether this team has checked out.  The Pistons just got blown out by a Knicks team that had just gotten blown out by the Cavs.  That's problematic.  

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10:30 tip?

I knew this was a bad game, but didn’t realize the networks hated us so badly.

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry

I cut and paste to maintain consistency of formatting, and I always mess that up. There is no very good excuse for it.

by Kevin Sawyer on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I give up... What's up with the clip?

Sure the youtube clip is dramatic, but does is it actually supposed to refer to something about the game? Perhaps that we are falling off a cliff and can’t stop it? Maybe that all our only hope is to be rescued by some small green alien thingy? Is there some greater metaphor I’m missing? Or am I just way over thinking a gratuitous use of embedded video?

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

7:10ish tip off

I offically hate the Cavs. Snuggies? really???

by Wheaties on Mar 5, 2010 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

Them shits is superfruity

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

in cleveland, cavs fast ball, no ben? this is gonna be fun to watch.

by bags fly free on Mar 5, 2010 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

Damn

Hubie Brown

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

At least it’s not Jackson and Van Gundy.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Years ago someone made a post in Hubie Brown voice that was awesome. It was spot-on. Wish I could remember who it was and what it said. Maybe I should try that search button?

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

JJ Hickson with his Dwight Howard impression.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks, Pistons!

Get my hopes up early so I’m crushed even harder later on!

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Hot start

Can we keep it up?

/pops a blue bill

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

well

this is really the best start we could have asked for.

by Wheaties on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Until Bynum and Villanueva check in?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

6 points by Tay already?

That’s, like, more than he’s ever scored against them in a single game.

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wasn't Mike Breen

The bad guy in Half Life 2?

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

We salute you

Mr. Piston Snuggie wearing fan in Cleavland

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Alpha Dog

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or does it look like the entire crowd is filled with Tibetan monks?

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

I was thinking Franciscan, but sure.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

If you set a Guinness world record, should you not get a Guinness?

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, preferably in the form of an Irish Car Bomb. Or an Irish “Bus Bomb”… same as a car bomb, but in a pitcher. You need very few of those…

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf dude

he should be released after tonights game.

by Wheaties on Mar 5, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Drops a pass

then the rebound!

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to see Daye get some burn, but Prince is playing well.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Tay has been making Lebron work on D. Stuckey has played the distributor. Rip hit his shots and JJ snaffled heaps of boards.

Damn good start, its a shame we won’t be able to keep it up.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

If we win tonight, will they also break the record for most Snuggies simultaneously burned in one city?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

I liked that crowd shot, because you could spot everyone who brought their dignity to the game.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

20, BITCHEZ!!!

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

WOW!

Who is this team and what did they do to the team that played on Wednesday?

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

Scratch that

I’d prefer not to know. Just don’t let them back

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlie V brings his A+ game

“I’m on TV bitches!”

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

Not if JJ has anything to say about it

He is going to Rape and Pillage Lebron all second half.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Bynum gone put his foot in that ass too

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to jinx it

But man, everyone is moving well. The defense is rotating (good close-outs on jump shooters,) the ball is moving on offense, guys are stepping into the lane and challenging shots (but keeping their feet planted; both Chaz V & Kwame have had strong shows in he lane.)

This is weird, man.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

I rub my eyes twice

and make sure that we are really leading by 20!

by SHH on Mar 5, 2010 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

12 assists for the team. font we average like 4 usually? lets keep that ball moving.

by bags fly free on Mar 5, 2010 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

may be sooner than you thought

by SHH on Mar 5, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice swat by Kwame. Too bad that’s how he swats passes to him.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

Death to ya'll sword wieldin suckas

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

Haha… Kwame hitting jumpers.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Here is the secret so far to our success

EVERYONE is contributing, even Kwame.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

I take it back

We suck

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahah mfwb is a bear, thanks hubie

by bags fly free on Mar 5, 2010 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

Suddenly, the Pistons forget that the basketball is the key focal point of a basketball game.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Please serve these jerks with a righteous beatdown

Please Will

Please Jonas

Please Rip

Please

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

Ben Gordon needs to sit back down. Bad shots, poor ball handling, bein’ a douche.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe he needs more minutes?

Then he can pad those stats

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting listening to Hube in the breaks

He says that we have the body language of a team that is down big.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

We're down a big

actually two, I pour this 40 out for the Center we aint never drafted

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Tay got tweaked there on that fall, it seems.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

weak foul

bad foul on stuckey.

not even a foul.

by Wheaties on Mar 5, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

I fuckin hate Delonte West

NBA thug culture personified

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

Delonte "The lost and the damned" West?

He cracks me up. Go adopt-a-highway you multiple felon, you

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Prozac, shotguns, and trikes. Ballin’.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Best two commentator comments yet:

Mike Breen: “Cleveland fans are absolutely shocked in their snuggies!”

Hubie Brown: “This guy Jerebko has had his hands on SO many balls…”

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

but not mine :(

/full homo

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

a guy can dream, laughton

a guy can dream…

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it gay when you put two beer bottles up to your mouth at the same time to the get the last little slurpies?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

OT:

Hmm… Anquan Boldin to the Ravens for a third- and fourth-round pick.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

If we can lead by 15 at the break

We might only lose by 10.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck you, Dick Bavetta.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

I thought I saw that talc powder around his lips.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

TDP

“He’s heating up”

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Lisa Bonet-lookin’ mother fucker.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The coz approves

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, Coz… is that a water-proof to 15 meters (deal with the spelling, Canada) Casio??

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice eyes!

I never would have noticed that

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Coz if it is

you betta run that shit old man

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if fathead would make me one for my bedroom wall

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The NBA refs are a joke

They make FIBA ball look like UFC.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

We may not score again.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This next quarter is key

If we can maintain this lead, we might have a chance at losing by only 20

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, Ben Roethlesberger loves him some rapin’.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Ben Rapethlesberger

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

who raped a burger?

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

this guy

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Like, you wouldn’t…

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I won't post this image...

But you can click the link. Pretty funny shit.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hell yeah

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You worry me TDP.

I don’t even know what to say about that. (What did you type into google to find that?)

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Asperger syndrome

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m ashamed to say I laughed at that

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Google it? That’s my wallpaper.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if fathead would make me one for my bedroom wall

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course. Wasn’t Roethlesberger one of their spokesmen?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Weren’t the Cavs down by, like, 15 points to the Celtics before beating them by 10-plus?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Bosh sent to hospital with stomach pain

That time of month again?

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

or he’s pregnant with more lizards.

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He got his report card

“Triple C’s”

Moms gone be mad

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I hope the Bucks make the playoffs, they have a nice team with something I covet greatly.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe just airbrushed

on the hood of my car, so everyone can appreciate it in the Metro Detroit Area

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Heather Cox

Sign me up for that broad

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, Parker!

Your sister is better than you!

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

Nice run, nice run.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

STUCKEY

MAS FUERTE

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Is it just me

or have we forgotten to collapse?

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

I just tuned in and Ben Gordon is +6! Hooray!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Welcome to the party, pal

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

He shall hereafter remain unmentioned, please.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Better body?

Heather Cox or Ben Wallace?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Erin Andrews.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d stick a hamburger between those butt cheeks…

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

"With the works"

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Dey know

Mayo

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ben Wallace is starting to go gray

After a season like this, I’d look like Ossie Davis

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Especially since he reads the boards

might can come and find yo ass

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

God, I hope that ankle or foot is broken!!!

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

Hubie Brown thinks Stuckey was fouled

Give him the call ref!

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

replay of game 5 double overtime lebron fest

on nba tv last night so i am enjoying this score let it last another hour please god.

by andyfrombrooklyn on Mar 5, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Did we hurt LeBron? Yay!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Cleveland’s season is over?

by bags fly free on Mar 5, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

FUCKING HORSE SHIT CALL.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously though, I don’t want to see him get hurt. Suprised it hasn’t happened yet, though, just from the way he plays.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

I wanna see him all snuggied up at home

wearing his ECF hat (word to JoeDip)

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

BASURA

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Aaand the refs take over…

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Hubie sounds kind of sympathetic to our cause.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

disgusting refs, disgusting

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

watch carefully, meltdown time

by 3636 on Mar 5, 2010 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Meltdown…………or sweet string music for Tay?

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

with a lil bit of music

by 3636 on Mar 5, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Anthony “I’m No Candace” Parker

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Man, we have to grab those boards.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, Maxiell cleared some serious space on that offensive board. But LeBron got him.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Come the fuck on, Pistons!!!

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

so i go to the tv

and i see varafuk pushing richard hamilton lebran complaining and then at the free throw line. same old same old.

by andyfrombrooklyn on Mar 5, 2010 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Same as it ever was.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuckey hurt?

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

call amberlamps

by 3636 on Mar 5, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Are you fuckin' shittin' me

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If we lose, I’ma get a drunk as Iverson.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

I'm enroute anyways

Metro Times Blowout

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

should of let me know dude

the ham’s my hood. i was down at the painted lady last night watching some polka cover band or something. i was worried bout stuck until i blacked out after hours of drinking.

by dandresden on Mar 6, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Dandresden

I got the weekend wristband obviously, we’ll be back in there tonight. If you have a particular favorite, we’ll meet up to see them. I saw Wolfbait last night and they were insanely great

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 6, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

im working tonite, wont be back around til about midnite or so

if i hit up any of the show tonite it will prolly be the human eye show at the painted lady. they will prolly be playing around 12:00-12:30ish. should be pretty packed and rockin. they are a pretty weird band, worth checking out dude.

by dandresden on Mar 6, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't remember which ones i went to last night.

I was surprised Paychecks doesn’t have any draft beer.

I have heard great stories about that place, but before our era.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 6, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I should have never said I wanted LeBron to get hurt!!!

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sayin'

Heather Cox can get it

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Seizure

wow, this is horrible

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Holy fuck

He is not conscious and he has had a seizure

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

I’m going to church on Sunday.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

Think some good thoughts for Stuck, everybody

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Damn… talk about deflation.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

crazy

that shit’s already on wikipedia.

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

crazy you already checked it

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i googled

“rodney stuckey seizure” to see if he had any history of it, or anyone mentioned it in the past. wikipedia showed up as a result.

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Cleveland Clinic

I find it interesting that they took him to the Cleveland Clinic. There is a hospital much closer to the Q. They have a great Neurological department… so maybe the initial reports of a seizure are correct. Just speculating though.

by MotownRa on Mar 5, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he is ok. (pray)

but someone please explain what happened?

by SHH on Mar 5, 2010 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

rec

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Comment of the year

Unless it’s very serious, in which case, shame on you retroactively.

by Kevin Sawyer on Mar 5, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I stepped away for a sec — what happened? Did he collapse mid-play or something?

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

came back from commercial to it

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He walked to the bench during a time out

He sat down and simply collapsed. May have had a seizure

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

eyes closed, no response when taken to the ambulance. fuck.

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

10 assists, 8 points…. maybe Arby’s had something to do with it?

/too soon?

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

too soon

(Plus he needed a lot more rebounds)

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck this stupid game

I gotta go, I’ll hit you guys up later.

"I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee." — Drew Gooden.

by Skylar on Mar 5, 2010 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Just heard.

Celtic fan here, watching Boston/Philly.

What the? He okay? Any news? Any place to get updates? This is rather sick.

Hope he gets well :(

Feel for ya guys.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

thanks Kiorrik,
Hopefully he’ll be alright, but thanks for visiting and sharing some love.

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Bit of a crappy reason to sign up to your blog for though =/

I’ll be around. Lively game-threads are always good. Keep at it, and like I said, let’s hope he’s going to be well.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re getting offensive foul after offensive foul.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck this shit

I hate these refs, I hate this season and I hate this game

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

what happened to stuckey? i just heard. hope he’s alright.

by Jordan Sams on Mar 5, 2010 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, Kwame! Draw that foul on Varejao!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

If his name was Smith and he played the way he plays, they’d talk about him just as much. He’s a pain in the ass.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, this fucking sucks. I just hope this isn’t something career ending.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

or life-threatening

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This all better mean

the first pick this summer. Course then we might ship Stuck out. ouch.

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to see Ben Gordon’s posture is still fantastic even though his game is slumping.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

They’re doing a pretty good job of forcing LeBron into jumpers, but he’s starting to hit them.

What doesn’t help is that he’s good at finding the guys under the rim who are wide open.

And Stuckey? Ugh. I hope he’s okay.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, if LeBron’s jumper keeps improving like it has every season, he’s pretty much a custom NBA Live player with 99’s for every rating.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s still missing a post game.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 5, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

That’s why Carmelo is a better scorer (that and the jumpshot)

by bearded thundar on Mar 6, 2010 7:31 AM EST up reply actions  

i linked to it above

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Luckily the Cleveland Clinic seems to be very capable.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Thank God. Great news.

Love you, Stuck.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

“conscious, breathing on his own, vital signs are nearly stable”

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

3 pointer, miss, (potential) 3 point play, no Stuckey. Just run Kwame at the point, cuz this one’s lost.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Wow Antawn Jamison just schooled Kwame AND CV31 on a pump fake. Brutal.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

I’m shocked that it’s 70-73 right now.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Best wishes to Rodney Stuckey from Boston.

I can’t imagine there was, but did he have some kind of preexisting condition they thought was fine?

Terrifying stuff. Hope he comes through fine.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Mar 5, 2010 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

thanks for the well wishes Ben— no pre-existing condition, just a freak occurrence…

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we please just switch to 24-hour Rodney Stuckey coverage?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

fuck the nba the cavs the refs the announcers the back door deals

that send gasol to the lakers and jamison to the cavs…why do i watch …sheed was so right it is like championship wrestling.

by andyfrombrooklyn on Mar 5, 2010 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

(to be fair, we did one of those back door deals with McDyess, not like it did anyone any good)

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the way salaries and contracts are structured has really screwed up the NBA. There are teams that are trying to shed contracts and then there are the teams that are competing for championships. It would be nice to have some parity between these teams. As much as i hate D Stern.. that’s what he’s trying to do.

by MotownRa on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. The problem is that there are just too many teams. There are the elite few, and everybody else. The haves (who keep getting great deals) and the have nots (who keep sucking). Think how much nicer it would be if the bottom feeder teams were wiped out and their good players were redistributed to the remaining teams? The games would be much more competitive.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

“Winning” means “failing to rotate on defense” right?

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

remember when CV couldn’t be stopped earlier in the season. It seemed like every time he went on the block it was 2 points.

by MotownRa on Mar 5, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the Celtics

but man, props to the celtics fans who are coming here to wish Rodney well. pretty damn sportsmanlike, in my opinion.

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, indeedilly doo.

/nedflanders’d

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey MP,

A Greg Payne over at CelticsBlog. Relation?

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

...and that's fair play too.

Thanks for the compliment. Let’s just hope Stuck will be well.

Also, come along, jump on our bandwagon; we got T-Shirts! ;)

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait what happened to Stuckey?

I stopped watching at the half, just about when CV let Verahoe get them back in the game.

What’s all this stuff about Stuck?

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

read above

a seizure, wheeled off the court unconscious

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Scroll up! Lots of good coverage. Thanks to everyone for filling in the blanks!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

So he just collapsed?

I’m still confused, did he have a seizure or did he just fall unconscious?

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

No one is really sure

Best explanation is seizure, but those aren’t always easy to diagnose

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Get well Rodney!

This brought back ugly memories…

by Amager Celtic Fan on Mar 5, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

"Jamison left wide open"

Get ready to hear that the rest of the game.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Is it just me

Or does Cleveland have just about the most annoying announcer?

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Modeled after Mason

When Dan Gilbert bought them he tried to bring Mason along, and when that failed he just got an imitator. Remember,he took Fred McCloud with him, too.

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow. What a shot by LeBron.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

He really IS the league for the next 10 years. He’s just so, so, so good. That’s why it’s so frustrating when he gets so much help from the refs — he doesn’t need it!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

It makes the games unwatchable. Let the man go to work and prove his worth, it doesn’t do his reputation any favors to be treated like a King. In my mind, his victories will never be quite legitimate as long as the refs continue to hand him some easy ones.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They’ve got a super athletic team.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you love it? :)

I know “we” do! :D

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, I don’t hate the Lakers. Just Phil Jackson.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Coming up next: Antonio McDyess and the San Antonio Spurs!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

The difference between Varejao and the average big

Is that Varejao knows exactly where to go, and he sprints there. Every single time.

A guy like Max or CV will hedge a screen, but are slow in getting back, or don’t set a proper trap. That’s why we have such bad perimeter D.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

I haven't seen CV drop a good screen all year

That’s why he’s a horrible pick and roll player, all he does is walk next to the guard and the defenders get an uninhibited path directly to our player

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s trying; flab is just too easy to run through.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That's too good of an excuse for his pathetic effort

He’s just extremely lazy, it’s the same thing with him on defense. I’d feel a lot better if he actually was trying and it was his weight issues that got in the way

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

FINALLY a nice play on offense!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

We got a free throw

Apparently it takes Rodney having a seizure for us to get some calls.

Fuck you David Stearn.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

CV bringing it

On one half of the court

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

CV

Is king of the Dale Davis Memorial “Wrap-Up Foul in Lieu of Defense”

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Gordon is costing us the game

No more contested 3s early in the shot clock!

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

He listened to you; that last shot he actually had 2 feet on the line, which is the worst. shot. in. basketball.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure a behind-the-back, two-handed granny over-the-shoulder from full court is worse.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not if your name is Hooper!

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm of the opposite opinion

I really believe we cannot stop the Cavs on D, so we need to burn them with offense.
He was a little hasty with that shot though.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree. We’ve gone totally stagnant on offense. If we could get some buckets, that would stop the bleeding but the Cavs are slowly pulling away.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

“Air” LeBron…

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

God, I think I gave Ben Gordon every benefit of the doubt. But that dude is not playing well. At all.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

About time you came to your senses

Gordon is extremely overpaid for the pathetic production he’s offering. And even if he was in rhythm, his shot selection is terrible

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

We need to call it a season and just all go here to relax:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFxX8YjAGg

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

CV is the KING of the attempted reach around after he gets burned. I HATE that defensive “play”. Such a lazy, fake effort.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Not entirely true

I would say he shares that crown with Will Bynum

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re not out of it yet…

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Define “it.” If by “it” you mean the lottery, sure.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

/Bill Clinton’d

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

define “vagina cigar”

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

How can CV POSSIBLY complain to the ref about that foul? He power spiked over LeBron’s shoulder at 100 mph!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else find it funny

That LeBron has gone from a guy that would recklessly drive to them rim on every play to almost too 3 point happy? For as smart as he plays, he’s gotten way too confident with his shooting ability to kill the shot clock and shoot a contested 3

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

After tonight, nothing is funny. Ever again.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually it has cost them a few games

Such as the Denver game. He went 1-9 from 3 but 14-22 from 2s. He single handily lost them that game because he kept bricking a bunch of 3s in the fourth. I believe he passed the ball like 3 times in the 4th, as he had 15 assists in the 3rd quarter, and ended with 15 assists after OT.

Or Milwaukee, when he had a solid 10 seconds to run a play, but instead he decided to dribble the clock away and shoot a contested 3 about 4 feet behind the line.

He’d be shooting 60% from the floor if he would stop pretending to be a shooting specialist.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Weird stat

Tayshaun, probably our best player this game, is worst with a -12.

CV is only -2, but it feels ten times that.

by Zachatollah on Mar 5, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

StuckeyWatch: In stable condition, breathing on his own, everything is stable. Abdenour is with him, working his mojo.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

That's great

I wonder what caused the seizure? Exhaustion or was a previous medical issue that can be fixed?

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I am contuously impressed

by Gordon’s ability to new ways to suck.

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

find. And drive me to typo.

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Dick Bavetta is such a clown.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

True that.

Nuff said.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

A rare, liver-spotted zebra.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh snap. Damn, LeBron.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

That's the game

Great first half. Horrible horrible second for many reasons.

insert aussie stereotype here

by Laughton on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Detroit is high up in my favorite teams, Rip being one of the major reasons.

Hoped you guys would can the Cavs, and it looked so good for so long…

No offense intended with this question, but by lack of better phrasing (it’s 3:50 am here) I’ll try it like this:

You think the ‘decline’ in the game had a lot to do with Stuckey? I understand you wouldn’t want to put the blame on that totally, but it might’ve affected your squad to a certain extend…

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Things were declining prior to the incident, but we would’ve had far more composure with Stuck on the floor.

by MFCasey on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

No doubt

We were starting to struggle before he collapsed, but after he got carted off the team just wasn’t feeling it. Plus, Rodney is a good player

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but don't forget CV

He alone was the proponent of Cleveland getting back into the game, as they were down by 20 until Verabitch killed us in about 20 different ways as CV just stood around and watched.

Stuckey was having a great game, but Kuester’s rotation would have prevented him from having the kind of impact he could potentially have

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Should I conclude that CV is the hated child of the gang?

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Some nights it’s CV, some nights it’s Ben Gordon.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Hehehe, yeh I noticed some "I hate Ben Gordon" posts ;)

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think most fans are just tired of the losses, though. We’re not used to it, and a lot of the losses seem to be in the worst manner possible (laziness, blown leads, stupid head case fouls and plays, weird lineups, injuries, etc). We’re just not playing well, and the two guys we gave lots of money to are REALLY not playing well. But on the bright side, at least we don’t have Michael Curry and Allen Iverson. Hooray!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

AI's wife just filed for a divorce

I wonder if marital problems were holding him back in Philly. He just didn’t seem to have his usual brand of asshole confidence

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

At first I was a bit skeptical of his daughter’s illness (which makes me a huge jerk) but at this point I’ll believe anything that guy says. His life is just a circus. He’s one of those guys that crazy things just happen to, it seems.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point, to a degree;

as I feel some people actually attract some of the circus (not including the disease of his daughter ofc.) with their own (sometimes boneheaded) actions.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Heck, are you kidding me?

Sounds like you just described our past few months; laziness, blown leads, weird lineups, injuries… Seriously. Seriously.

So yeh, I know how it feels. Try searching for “trade Ray Allen” over at Celtics Blog ;) He’s our scapegoat.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but you guys are used to losing except for that time you got KG and Ray Allen and won the championship, right?

(I kid, I kid……kind of) :D

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hehehe, granted.

Sorry, I’ll take my “championship-winning-ass” out of here ;) hehehe, good day to ya’ll.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Championships feel good, don’t they? Only a few different teams have them in the last 25 years, so it’s good company. Thanks for stopping by!

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a difference

Ray Allen is HOF that went through a slump and unfairly took blame.

CV and Gordon were always very inconsistent before they signed with Detroit, and it certainly doesn’t help that CV is extremely lazy (I’ll give Gordon the benefit of the doubt on defense, it looks like he’s trying, but other players just shoot over him)

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This is one of the reasons I like venturing out of Celticland:

… to get some outside views on our squad. We Celtic fans tend to be rather hard on our team too. Don’t give them enough credit, expect way too much. Believe me, after raising that banner in the first year our Big Three came together, expectations were raised at least as high as that number 17.

I think you might be right. Ray Allen is a great player and we should respect them a bit more.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Generally you can list both their names in the “reasons why we lost” column. Ohh the irony, they were supposed to take us back into playoff contention

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

We’ve had a lot of very lengthy conversations about this, and it’s too tough to sum up in a quick response— nor could I link you to solid reference material here on DBB in one place. I think Stuckey is a solid PG, but I don’t think a winning team can be built around him. Now if he were traded to an already winning team with a point player at either the 2 or the 3, he could be a huge plus. But as constructed, he may actually bring down Detroit’s ceiling a bit. I hope I didn’t just open up a can of worms…

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice answer, gives one some insight on Detroit Basketball actually.

Thanks.

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that's fair for the most part

He is not the right fit for this team as constructed. However he’s shown that he can be the lead guard next to another legitimate, unselfich playmaker. Such as when he was playing with Chucky. He really didn’t change his game all that much, and in fact his assist numbers went up along with his scoring. A lot of that had to with the fact that he had no veterans in his way, and was just given the ball and told to have fun with it.

A big reason why Tyreke is doing so much better in Sacktown is because that team is constructed such that he’s the primarily ball handler. Where as here, you see a lot of Prince and Hamilton trying to setup plays. That isn’t a bad thing until you see them trying to create their own shot, which just holds up the entire offense.

Stuckey would be in a much better position if he was playing alongside more players like JJ (a lot of catch and shoot), and had a single other playmaking teammate. His scoring was just fine when it was him and Rip, however once Tay came into the mix, then it fall off a cliff.

However I think you can build a team around him. The problem is you can try to force a dynamic scoring point guard into a system that is based off everyone making plays for each other. If he’s going to be the lead guard, then everyone else should have expect that and let him create.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Kobe > LeBron. Sort of.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Kobe too

Kobe is a better all around player than Bron. Bron is just so physically gifted

by MotownRa on Mar 5, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

As a scorer, no doubt

Kobe will always be a better scorer than LeBron because of shooting ability. Kobe is an unbelieveable shot maker, being able to drain shots from any distance and any angle.

Bron’s scoring primarily comes from having a huge physical advantage. However his ability as a facilitator is undeniable.

As much as I can’t stand him, he’s the best player in the NBA because he consistently produces at a high level in many different categories.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm

He is the best based on pure statistics.. but if you factor in the dbag factor then he is way down on the list.

by MotownRa on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No doubt

The only thing bigger than LeBron’s jaw is his ego.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the Cavs have destroyed the Lake-Show twice this season.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, Kobe played both games.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

30+ in both games, actually.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Pao must have been hanging out with Daye

Because he completely failed to show up in the first one and epically choked at the line in the second

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the Cavs as much as the next guy

But I will NEVER root for the Lakers. Never.

by bugman222 on Mar 5, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else want to just buyout CV?

And cut our losses now? That would save us 4 more years of grief. And essentially through addition by subtraction, we become a much better team as a whole. It’s not like the Pistons are strapped for cash, they’ve never touched luxury tax even though they consistently went deep into the playoffs.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

It’s tempting, but I say give him the off season to work out (kick his ass in the gym, Big Ben!) and also some more time to gel with these guys.

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Work ethic

I’d be shocked to see him in the gym. Playing with Big Ben seems to have done nothing on his laziness. It’s quite shocking that he’s still an awful defender playing along side one of the greatest centers of all time (if I recall, Big Ben’s defensive rating in 03-04 is tops all time).

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

And face the wrath of point totals of 12, 9, 0, and 2 against his former team?

I think not, my friend.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

So sad for Stuckey

I heard about it on GSOM, did it look really bad when it hapened? previous signs of fatigue etc? again my condolences from me and gsom

We all love the Warriors..
We all hate Cohan as an owner of this franchise…

by dubzfan on Mar 5, 2010 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Nice to see that huddle with both teams.

Again, you guys do what you must for Stuckey; pray, wish and/or hope.

Hope ya guys do well (or get a good lottery pick.)

Dee-troit!

- Dirk van Boxtel, the wandering Celtic fan.
Twitter: @4Hoopz

by Kiorrik on Mar 5, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

thanks again man, you’re helping me change my opinion of Boston fans for the positive :)

Aminu, here we come!!11

by Mike Payne on Mar 5, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Onto some happier thoughts

The Tigers’ offense is surprisingly good so far. They spanked Houston, 17-7.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

So Tayshaun was a team low -13

He has never ever ever been able to contain LeBron, is it just superstition that we keep him on LeBron? Why don’t we give Daye or Jerebko or Summers a shot at him? What could it possibly hurt? NO ONE CAN GUARD HIM!

I know Tay scored a bunch but really who cares? We lost. You spend so much time with someone (8+ games a season PLUS the olympics) you figure out how they guard you and what you can do to get around them and do what you want.

by JoeDip on Mar 5, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

I think if anyone other than Tay tried to guard LeBron, they’d be fouled out. JJ wouldn’t last 20 minutes on the court.

/tinfoil hat’d

by garrettelliott on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true. If CV tried to guard LeBron, he’d have probably only 2 fouls in 40 minutes of play.

Of course LeBron would also have a career high 10 billion points to go with 3 million assists.

by bearded thundar on Mar 5, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That's BS

Double him, triple him who cares but he can only score 2 ro 3 each time and even with Tay on him he scores at will. The problem is they let Tay guard him straight up and they don’t send a double. (not that it would matter) We have a future to think about and obviously Tay isn’t getting it done.

by JoeDip on Mar 5, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, dude...

Tayshaun IS NOT the reason we lost tonight. End o’ story.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

If I remember correctly, at one point in the first half LeBron just toyed with JJ by dribbling and faking at him until he finally just went up (and without help from the interior defense) layed it up.

by TDP on Mar 5, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I was watching a Hank Gathers video earlier today

So when Stuckey went down my mind went to the worse place possible.

Glad to hear he is stable.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Even though it didn't happen during gameplay.

The Stuckey incident reminds me of the time Jiri Fischer collapsed on the ice during the Redwings game a couple years back.

by DBB Diablo on Mar 5, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Recap post is live. (Well, it’s more of a “What happened to Stuckey?” post for those just tuning in than a recap, but still.)

by Matt Watson on Mar 5, 2010 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

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