1a) Trade Ben Gordon to Minnesota for Al Jefferson
1b) Minnesota drafts Cousins
1c) Draft Favors in 1st round
2) Draft Durrell Summers in 2nd round
3) Trade Charlie a.k.a Chunky a.k.a Chuckles to Chicago for Hinrich
4) Resign Bynum & Wallace
5) Trade Prince and Daye to Dallas for Marion and Najera
6) Sign Udonis Haslem with M.L.E.
7) Sign Jason Williams to Vets Min
8) Sell team to rich Russian guy and former rapper just like NJ.
This is what we come away with: