1a) Trade Ben Gordon to Minnesota for Al Jefferson

1b) Minnesota drafts Cousins

1c) Draft Favors in 1st round

2) Draft Durrell Summers in 2nd round

3) Trade Charlie a.k.a Chunky a.k.a Chuckles to Chicago for Hinrich

4) Resign Bynum & Wallace

5) Trade Prince and Daye to Dallas for Marion and Najera

6) Sign Udonis Haslem with M.L.E.

7) Sign Jason Williams to Vets Min

8) Sell team to rich Russian guy and former rapper just like NJ.

This is what we come away with:

Stuckey/Bynum/Jason Williams

Hamilton/Hinrich/Durrell Summers

Marion/Jerebko/Dejaun Summers

Maxiell/Favors/Najera

Jefferson/Haslem/Wallace