Delonte West was banging Lebrons mom?

theres a new rumor out there that before game 4 lebron found out that delonte west, The Road Warrior, was banging his mom. i hope this is true and delonte west becomes lebrons step dad. then lebron can yell "just because you are banging my mom doesnt mean you're my dad" at delonte during timeouts.

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This is crazy if it’s true. And it’s crazy if it’s not true, too. A good example of how the wildest stories spread like crazy online.

by garrettelliott on May 14, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions

And if it isn't true...

…why o why did it have to be Delonte West?

Why not Shaq? He’s had a history of sleeping with other player’s loved ones.

by DBB Diablo on May 15, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions

perhaps shaq and delonte were running a touble team. and not on kevin garnett.

by dandresden on May 15, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions

If it had been Shaq...

We’d be reading an article about how LeBron’s mom was ripped in half.

It's Iupati Time!

by TDP on May 15, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions

But for some strange reason, even with Shaq’s history, Delonte West sounds more believable.

by DBB Diablo on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions

i think west is the best in this case. he’s mentally unstable, owns firearm, is a ginger and is banging your mom. it couldnt get more hilarious

by dandresden on May 15, 2010 3:18 AM EDT reply actions

ive just got say as well, if lebron bails on cleveland because he doesnt think they have roster flexibility to stay competitive then he’s a huge douche. the roster was made for him.

by dandresden on May 15, 2010 3:21 AM EDT reply actions

Lebron's mom got a peg leg with a kickstand

"Someday pray that he will grow a farm barn full, Recent research shows its not so darn harmful"

by Skylar on May 15, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions

No she doesn't,

she has wooden legs and keeps her socks up with thumbtacks.

by Rotten Atom on May 18, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Delonte West is officially the craziest player in the league

Ron Artest is just a weirdo, but dear sweet Jesus, Delonte is bipolar (not making fun of this fact btw), has been arrested for acting out Desperado, and now he’s fucking the best player in the league’s mom. Step aside, Tru Warier, your reign of reality shows, challenging Ben Wallace to boxing matches, and giving Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles to homeless dudes has been usurped.

So basically, this summer is Hamlet now. Don’t be surprised if Mo Williams gets stabbed in a closet.

by Biz Markie Moon on May 15, 2010 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

I went to the Compton Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles

The waffles are real flat. Compton is nothing like it used to be. I didn’t see one fucking lowrider, and I was walking around with hundreds in my pocket without a care in the goddamn world.

"Someday pray that he will grow a farm barn full, Recent research shows its not so darn harmful"

by Skylar on May 15, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions

that is a real bummer to hear

I miss In & Out more than Roscoe’s though.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on May 17, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions

Went to the Hollywood blvd. In & Out right next to Hollywood High

I gotta say, that place is pretty great.

"Someday pray that he will grow a farm barn full, Recent research shows its not so darn harmful"

by Skylar on May 17, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions

That's the one I went to

mmmm mmmm mmmmm!

My buddy bet me I couldn’t finish a 2nd 5×5. If I did, he’d pay for ’em both. He paid for ’em both.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions

I salute you Sauce sir (Saucer?)

For distinguished eating exploits at one of the world’s greatest burger joints.

"Someday pray that he will grow a farm barn full, Recent research shows its not so darn harmful"

by Skylar on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions

I can't speak for the world

But Bagger Dave’s is the shit man. It just opened up in Ann Arbor a little while ago (I think they also have one in Detroit), and they have the best burgers I’ve ever had. Hands down better than Blimpy burger. Straight up delicious, not to mention creative – never had a burger with a fried egg, guacamole and chipotle sauce with a side of cajun fries before.

by bearded thundar on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions

bagger dave? i havent heard of one in the d. if i want a good burger down here i usually hit up the bronx bar, pretty tasty stuff or redcoat tavern which is the best around IME. ill keep an eye out for bagger daves.

by dandresden on May 17, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions

the fried egg burger is dope though. one of my buddys used to cook those up all the time. its a heart attack waiting to happen but delish. also very tasty, chili cheese fries with an over easy egg on top.

by dandresden on May 17, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Mo Williams gets stabbed in a closet

I’ve always believed that LeBron is poking Williams in various assortments of closets. It only makes sense, Mo has been his bitch.

by bearded thundar on May 15, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, but has Delonte seen someone killed on a basketball court with a table leg?

by Birdman84 on May 16, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions

He was brought up from the hospital wearing Gators and slacks.

Anything is possible with Delonte West.

by Biz Markie Moon on May 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

So, with the internet being 24/7 and players (and their people) being aware of this stuff, surely Delonte West has heard about this story by now. Why hasn’t he issued a statement saying it’s not true? This would be a rumour I’d want to nip in the bud IMMEDIATELY if I was him.

by garrettelliott on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions