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Hittin' the Links: It's 2010 NBA Draft Week, So Let's Mock It Up

The draft is this Thursday. Let's kick the week off with lots and lots of mocks in alphabetical order.

For the record, of these mocks that I also singled out last year, only Chad Ford and Draft Express accurately mocked the Pistons 15th pick in 2009. This year they have dissenting opinions. This is going to be an interesting week/draft. Hold on to your toilet seats.

Star-divide

Mock: No. 7 pick / No. 36 pick (college)

Bloguin: Cole Aldrich (Kansas)

Chad Ford Version 1.0: Ed Davis (North Carolina)
Chad Ford Version 2.0: Al-Farouq Aminu (Wake Forest)
Chad Ford Version 3.0: Ed Davis
Chad Ford Version 4.0: Al-Farouq Aminu
Chad Ford Version 5.0:  Al-Farouq Aminu

Chad Ford Group Mock: Ed Davis

CollegeHoops.net: Al-Farouq Aminu / Dwayne Collins (Miami)

Dime Mag: Ekpe Udoh (Baylor)

Draft Addicts: Ed Davis / Artsiom Parakhousi (Radford)

Draft Empire: Ed Davis / Terrico White (Mississippi)

Draft Express: Al-Farouq Aminu / Willie Warren (Oklahoma)

Draftology: DeMarcus Cousins (Kentucky)

Drafttek: Patrick Patterson (Kentucky)

FanHouse: Cole Aldrich
FanHouse 2.0: Greg Monroe (Georgetown)
FanHouse 3.0: Greg Monroe
FanHouse 4.0: Hassan Whiteside (Marshall)

FanSided: Ed Davis

Hoops Addict: Al-Farouq Aminu

Hoops World 4.0: Four versions, four opinions, five names total (Aldrich, Monroe, Davis, Udoh, Patterson)

InsideHoops: Al-Farouq Aminu

NBADraft.net: DeMarcus Cousins  / Jordan Crawford (Xavier) -- personal fave.

NBA-Draft.com: Ed Davis / Terrico White

RealGM 1.0: Cole Aldrich (Kansas) / JaJuan Johnson (Purdue)
RealGM 2.0: Cole Aldrich / Armon Johnson (Nevada)
RealGM 3.0: Cole Aldrich / Armon Johnson 
RealGM 4.0 : Cole Aldrich / Greivis Vazquez (Maryland)

Ridiculous Upside 1.0: Ed Davis / Armon Johnson
Ridiculous Upside 2.0: Ed Davis / Armon Johnson

SB Nation: Cole Aldrich

Slam Online: Ed Davis

The Draft Review: Cole Aldrich / Jordan Crawford

The Hoop Doctors: Wesley Johnson (Syracuse)

The Sports Bank: Ed Davis / Artsiom Parakhousi

Yahoo: Greg Monroe

UPDATE:  Dan Feldman at Piston Powered went with Ekpe Udoh. He has some pretty good analysis on why he thinks the Pistons will go with Udoh if the top six picks play out as expected.

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A haiku, dedicated to Mike Payne

The draft is this week
There’s only one player I want
Who else? Aminu!

by brgulker on Jun 21, 2010 9:21 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Another...

20-10 machine
With a Bad Boy attitude
DeMarcus Cousins.

by -PS- on Jun 21, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

And...

Kentucky’s colors?
Blue, white. Add red? Do it, JOD!
Cousins to Detroit.

by -PS- on Jun 21, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t pick Aminu
And watch him turn out to be
An MF All Star.

cries

by garrettelliott on Jun 21, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t know who Draftology is, but clearly they’re better than everyone else.

by garrettelliott on Jun 21, 2010 9:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Those are straight up mock drafts?

No one proposed a trade to move the Pistons up or down, right?

My two favorite teams are the Tigers and Brewers. Drunk tigers. That sounds about right.
Me in 140 characters

by ReichardZ on Jun 21, 2010 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

My Desire and My Prediction

Desire:

  1. Al Faroug Aminu (to be traded to Kings for Cousins)
  2. Craig Brackins

Prediction:

  1. Epke Udoh
  2. Jerome Jordan

by Quick Darshan on Jun 21, 2010 9:42 AM EDT reply actions  

In an earlier thread, I feel like I remember you discussing the option of trading down and then picking Udoh, Aldrich, Sanders. Was that you throwing out an idea (a good one!), or was that something you saw reported somewhere?

by brgulker on Jun 21, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind the Ed Davis/Art Parakhouski deal

If Cousins and Monroe are off the board, then I would be okay with that deal.

However word from a pistons draft special (it was on last night at midnight on channel 4) is that the Pistons are strongly considering Udoh. Joe also said himself that his team is very happy with their potential second rounders, so even if we strikeout on Cousins we could very well still wind up with a solid draft.

Something interesting that Joe said was that his team believes that the draft is only supplementary to free agency and trades. But if that is the case, why not wait until this year to spend our money?

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 11:19 AM EDT reply actions  

forgot to mention

the name they put out for the second round was Craig Brackins. He’s no Parakhouski, but he was considered a lottery lock if he had committed to the draft last year.

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we can't move up

to get cousins, I’d like to see us move out of the seven spot maybe pick up another second rounder for it and move down to a position to pick up Aldrich or something.

If that’s realistic of course.

by Taiwanese Tora on Jun 21, 2010 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

My mocks

Dream scenario: Cousins/Parakhousi

What will happen: Aminu/Richards

What I’d be satisfied with: A trade down to pick an extra second rounder. Pick 3 big bodies and hope for the best.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Jun 21, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I would call it a win

if we got Aldrich/Whiteside along with Parakhouski and Varnado (both of whom have fallen towards the late second)

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Jun 21, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

One of the things that really makes me interested about Udoh is that he has a good isolation game. I’m curious about how that would translate to the NBA.

by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 21, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I interpreted it as a request to employ the use of Voodoo to acquire Cousins.

While I live pretty close to Haiti it will be pretty hard for me to get there. I will try to find a Haitian locally.

Once again, great thinking MP.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Jun 21, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Bowie says, Voodoo? You do!

Labyrinth FTW!

I was saying Boourns.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 21, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's your name?

Bil-ly.

Don't be callin' me dog cause I want ya to say it backwards - Tech N9ne

by MaxiellEatsLittleOnes on Jun 21, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh..

you want mega-Cousins…

Don't be callin' me dog cause I want ya to say it backwards - Tech N9ne

by MaxiellEatsLittleOnes on Jun 21, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for ATHF reference

My two favorite teams are the Tigers and Brewers. Drunk tigers. That sounds about right.
Me in 140 characters

by ReichardZ on Jun 21, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

YES!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 21, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a reference to MCIAFI’s timeout language.

by brgulker on Jun 21, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was saying "Boo-urns"

My two favorite teams are the Tigers and Brewers. Drunk tigers. That sounds about right.
Me in 140 characters

by ReichardZ on Jun 21, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

A source close to DeMarcus Cousins indicates his preference is to land in Detroit

 DraftExpress
  
A source close to DeMarcus Cousins indicates his preference is to land in Detroit. Feeling is mutual. Not a fan of Sacramento apparently. less than a minute ago via web

P.S. I understand Amir is in Detroit for at least today? Is Dumars considering making him an offer? :-)

Probably not. I think its pretty much a done deal that he stays in Toronto.

by Buddahfan on Jun 21, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

espn posted the samething yesterday

I wonder if teams will actually take that into account when drafting him. You never know as the player still has to sign the contract and Kobe forced his way into LA because of that

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

steve francis cough eli manning

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 21, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably the Same Source

CDR did not want to play for the Pistons so they passed on him. The question is what do the Kings do at #5 if Cousins told them to forget it do they take Monroe or not? If they pass on Cousins and Monroe then most likely the Warriors will take Monroe at #6 and Cousins will be there for the Pistons at #7

by Buddahfan on Jun 21, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great news for Golden State then

Set a record by getting banned for the 8th time!
After rehab I saw the light and promise to be kinder and gentler!
Probation is a very slippery slope!

by StinkyFingers on Jun 21, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then there was this from Cousins, which made me sob uncontrollably.

RT @boogiecousins: Draft express needs to get there facts straight ….ME nor ANYBODY close to me made those comments ..

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by Packey on Jun 21, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

so cousins did not say that he wants to play for detroit?

by dandresden on Jun 21, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he set his account private...

I want to follow him, he seems to be a funny guy!

anyway, sources are not reliable

by SHH on Jun 21, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

97.1 just confirmed it

Cousins indeed has been in the palace for 2 secret workouts, and Dumars reportedly has contacted GS. GS apparently has little to no interest in Cousins, but Sacremento might be willing to deal if they get the right return package

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

iffy?

Which 97.1 have you been listening to? They’re usually the most reliable source, especially when you consider they have real ties within the Pistons and the majority of the sporting news sites do not

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Every time I've heard a rumor, it usually hasn't followed through.

Of course, I don’t listen to them on a regular basis so maybe I’m just unlucky and never hear the true ones.

by Terrence J. Lynch on Jun 21, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

joe just give sac what they want, prince, daye, cv, jj whoever. just get it done.

by dandresden on Jun 21, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

97.1 were correct that jod would sign cv and bg with the cap space last year.

by dandresden on Jun 21, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

days before

They also nailed the Curry firing before anyone else

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

only 10-6

I hate Bill on the morning show; he’s a complete narcissitic dumbass that prefers to talk about porn and rock (not joking here) than sports.

Karsh and Anderson is pretty entertaining. They do primarily sports with a bit of whimsy due to the Taco Bell in box.

Valenti and Foster is probably one of the best shows in all of Michigan radio. Mike almost talks purely sports, Foster does a lot of sports mixed with women; both are very smart people.

After that you run into the throw-ins, they’re ok, but not great.

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were on the cv.bg thing weeks before. villenti or whatever his name is called it. its kind of a crapshoot with those guys though derry does seem to have some sort of inside track.

by dandresden on Jun 21, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like valenti and foster

mostly because its pretty much one of the only ways to hear what people in detroit are actually saying. the stuff thats non sports related is more interesting than the sports stuff on there.

by dandresden on Jun 21, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

generally speaking

If Derry says it, it’s true.

Also Mike is extremely good at predicting moves and projecting players

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking news Cousins controversy

With his inability to learn the correct use of there/their/they’re, NBA scouts think he may have a slow learning curve diminishing previous accolades that he would be able to contribute immediately, thus may not be worth risking with a top 6 pick.

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 21, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

"Feeling is mutual..."

Maybe that is why sacramento made Cousins’ workout sound like the greatest thing since sliced bread.

If Sacramento really doesn’t want to risk being stuck with him, which is possible, they take monroe. Then I doubt that GSW will want him either given their current attitude problems with Randolph. Thus we get Cousins.

If Sacramento is a little ballsy then they take Cousins for the sole purpose of trading him, and lets just hope Joe D already crunched the numbers to create a favorable package come Thursday evening.

All this depends on what the first four do, so we won’t know anyhthing til thursday. Of course, if Cousins doesn’t pan out, this pick will be the end of Joe Dumars’ Career

by tads on Jun 21, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, this is why it's so hard to figure out what exactly is going on.

One minute, we’re not willing to part with Prince for Noc to get the 5th pick. A day later they have Noc traded for Dalembert. Then reports that we tried to move up and get Philly’s pick using, guess who? Prince. Now we have reports that Dumars is contacting both GSW and possibly Sacramento to move up.

by Terrence J. Lynch on Jun 21, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then there's this from Matt Dery

RT @Msu4us: Ticket-Matt Dery- Says Demarcus Cousins had a secret 2 Day workout in Detroit.Thinks Sac will draft him at #5 then trade to Det

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by Packey on Jun 21, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope dery wants Cousins as bad as we do, so if we don’t get him i can just direct my feelings to his fantastic rant, where he hopefully loses his voice.

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 21, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prince and the #7 for Dalembert and the #5, maybe?

I know the Kings want a veteran small forward, and Prince would certainly be preferable to taking Hedo’s terrible contract. I’d love to take a one year flier on Dalembert, too.

"Wait a minute! That's insane! They're total liars. I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit, and when Hank said he wanted a piece of him, I was like 'Fine. Whatever.', but Mecha-Shiva? No way! They are so lying, I'm innocent!"
-The Monarch

by Thom_not_Tom on Jun 21, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubt they do it

I would do it in a heartbeat, but then their frontline falls dangerously thin if GS takes Monroe.

Besides, a lot of people (myself included) seem to have forgotten about this guy named Omri Casspi. Casspi probably won’t ever be an all star, but he’s a very solid rotation player. In other words, I don’t see them making this move. Perhaps if we did it with Maxiell and Wilcox instead, they might consider it, but I would doubt that too.

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im pretty sure Sacramento actually wants Dalembert.

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 21, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

that’s why I think they are looking at Aminu/Johnson/Monroe.

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 21, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Says Aminu's twitter account:

If you do not draft me I will murder all you hold dear.

Oh my.

by Terrence J. Lynch on Jun 21, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think Aminu has developed the twitter skill yet, he’s still quite raw, though friends are clamoring for his potential CV31esque tweeting ability.

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 21, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

@DraftExpress Golden State taking a hard stance, “We told Cousins that there’s no way he’s slipping past six. We’ll take him if he’s there.”

weak!

by Band Aid on Jun 21, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Aptly Named

The Draft Express twitter feed does not stop. Apparently:

NBA source says both Detroit & Houston are making a major push to trade w/Minnesota to get Cousins with the 4th pick. “His stock is rising.”

WHERE DID HOUSTON COME FROM!!! We all Minnesota’s front office is crazy, they might trade cousins for a bag of crayons, or they might hold on to him and let him sit the bench behind jefferson and love for 2 years.

by tads on Jun 21, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame NY

NY gave them a ton of pieces, including future first rounders to get some more cap space. Because of that, Houston could possibly move up in the draft without giving up their current first

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Detroit makes more sense.

We have the 7th pick, which there’s a good chance Welsey Johnson is still on the board, or if not, they could go with the less NBA-ready Aminu. So they still get their man (probably) and we can attach a little incentive to the deal.

On the flip side, Houston might have more assets, but they don’t have the pick. I don’t know if Houston’s assets alone can get them the 4th pick without involving someone like Kevin Martin.

by Terrence J. Lynch on Jun 21, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heard on the radio this afternoon:

-Cousins says he “prefers to go to Detroit” (can’t give you the context relative to exactly what other teams)

-Udoh worked out in Detroit today.

"For fam like the Partridges, pardon him for the mix up
battle for your Atari cartridges or put your kicks up, it’s a stick up"

by Skylar on Jun 21, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

According the Luchey, Udoh’s workout partners are Kentucky forward Patrick Patterson, Kansas center Cole Aldrich, Virginia Commonwealth power forward Larry Sanders and North Carolina power forward Ed Davis.
Luchey also said that Texas center Dexter Pittman replaced Wake Forest forward Al-Farouq Aminu, who canceled his workout.

by Band Aid on Jun 21, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Joe doesn’t draft people who refuse to workout for him, hopefully this means we’ll drop down and get Aldrich if Cousins/Monroe are gone

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that workout group.

Cole Aldrich can be a contributor, Ed Davis has potential, and Larry Sanders is clearly the next Ben Wallace. BOOOOOONNNNNNNGGG!

by -PS- on Jun 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Sanders > Garry Shandling.

by -PS- on Jun 21, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

VCU

That’s the school I’m going to next year. Going up to orientation on Wednesday, actually.

by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 21, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He canceled it because he knows the decision has already been made.

by brgulker on Jun 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh this reminds me.

There was a rumor that Cousins skipped some interviews at the combine and one of them was possibly Detroit, but at one point in the pre-draft video espn made of him, he was waiting for the elevator to go interview with dumars and co. saying “…hope it goes well.”

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 21, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be interesting if a legitimate reason for him pulling out comes forth.

In the past Detroit has passed on guys who refuse to work out for them or express a lack of interest. Add to that the fact that for the past couple of weeks Aminu has been considered one of the strongest candidates for the 7th pick. Aside from Monroe, he is probably the guy I have seen the most mentioned as one the Pistons covet.

Making the assumption that his camp knows both of these things, an an agent has to know who and what they are dealing with, it seems strange that barring an injury he would pull out of a workout of a team that wants him.

So what could be the reasons? Does he dislike Detroit? Would he prefer the Clippers? DId he receive a promise from another team? Does he know the interest from Detroit isn’t real? What?

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Jun 21, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hope he goes to the Clippers

They actually want him; we can’t stand the thought of having him.

Honestly if LeBron wants to set his mark on NBA history as the greatest player ever, he should sign with the Clips. They have a very nice core to build around and tons of cap space. If he could turn that entire franchise around and win even only 4 titles, I think people would consider him a top 3 player of all time.

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he tried turning around cleveland, that didn’t go so well

but yea clippers would be great so then ESPN/TNT can have lakers clippers games and LA is a bigger market than cleveland

by don'tworryaboutit on Jun 21, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

just think about it

Eric Gordon, Blake Griffin, Chris Kaman, Steve Blake, perhaps what’s left of Baron Davis and Deandre Jordan all combined with this year’s pick would mean the best team LeBron’s ever played on.

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The irony is lebron’s best chance at multiple titles involves him going to the worst franchise in the nba. Go play for the globetrotters lebron, it will help your business career after basketball.

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 21, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he sacrificed his being drafted 7th to save the life of one Mike Payne

by dandresden on Jun 21, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean Joe

I think that Mike would shit knives all over Joe’s face if he drafts Aminu

by bearded thundar on Jun 21, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uh, me, new?

by Mike Payne on Jun 21, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out of curiosity...

…those that are high on Art Parakouski, is it because you’ve seen him play or because of his stats?

Personally, I’m surprised that this Craig Brackins guy might slip to the 2nd round:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZdelSuiYJk

by Quick Darshan on Jun 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a Serbian gangster.

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Jun 21, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its because his body is literally a work of Art

baha…bahahahahahahahaha

GOD I’M FUNNY. Anyways, I was able to find some limited video on him and posted it in my scouting report in the fanposts. I spent a good 4 hours scrounging up as much information on the guy as I could with DraftExpress having the majority of the info.

In the limited video we have on him, he shows a consistent touch in his jumper 15-17 feet and in, definitely prefers banging in the post, and shows an ability to finish strong around the rim.

He’s an athlete possibly in better condition than any other big in the draft given his extremely low body fat % and while I think someone claimed that while watching him play he seemed to walk up the court on offense, I’m not buying it given he averaged almost 35 minutes a game.

From his stats we know at the very least that he knows how to rebound on both the offensive and defensive glass, and that he could put on another 10-15 lbs of muscle without it affecting his frame or overall quickness, etc. He played soccer up until he was 16 and has shown relatively agile feet in the post and in defending although he needs to get quicker in lateral movement to play a larger role in help defense. He’s only been playing basketball for 5 years so for someone 21 years old, he has a signficant amount of upside.

I think at best, he ends up being better than Gortat on offense and defense. If we somehow got that out of him, and got a legit starter out of the other big we draft, then we’d have to consider this year’s draft a huge success…No point in talking about “at worst” with a 2nd round pick.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 22, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Art is the only man to challenge Jerebko in a staring contest

Jerebko still won, but only just barely.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 22, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it the eyelash batting again? Gets ’em every time.

by Birdman84 on Jun 22, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jonas Jerebko

Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Guy.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 22, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to quit twitter.
Chad Ford chadfordinsider
  
Sources: The Blazers rejected the Wolves’ offer of the No. 4 pick for Batum a couple of weeks ago. http://es.pn/dqkTEf

Where in the world is Cheikh Samb?

by Kriz on Jun 22, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

that is completely batshit crazy

if Joe can’t pull off a trade which looks BETTER than that, I’m completely fucking lost.

Uh, me, new?

by Mike Payne on Jun 22, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But dude...think about all the jokes you can make with that name!

Master Batum…..bahahahahaha

well okay, I guess thats the only one i can think of…

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 22, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I don't get it

Why the hell would Portland reject that?

by bearded thundar on Jun 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I read it at first, I thought the trade was offered by Portland to Minny. Maybe MP read it the same way?

by brgulker on Jun 23, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

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