Timberwolves looking to move Sessions
MP is salivating.
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Thom_not_Tom
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what a dumbass
Get rid of Sessions via salary dump only so he can play Ridnour alongside Flynn
by bearded thundar on Jul 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
And he's banking on Ridnour taking $4 million/yr!
In this market, and with Ridnour coming off a career season? FAT FUCKING CHANCE, DUMBASS. David Kahn is the Armond White of NBA GM’s — you take whatever he would do and do the exact opposite.
"Detroit Bad Boys is full of HOMOS ,JACKASSES and NON-sports fans."
-ralphgoblue/thunder_god08
by Thom_not_Tom on Jul 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
don't forget all the random spending
He’d be lucky to get Ridnour to take double of that, just look at what Amir and Darko got
by bearded thundar on Jul 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait a minute
You mean that There Will Be Blood WASN’T a bunch of pretentious goobledegook that was indicative of Paul Thomas Anderson’s hateful humor towards the human race, already taking a stance that “Monopoly”, the famous Parker Brothers board game, used as a greater springboard to understand the driving motivation that labors behind greed, with half the ostentatious camera tricks and a greater amount of fun, and that Daniel Day-Lewis’s performance is merely a ripoff of Eddie Murphy’s satire of man’s desire to control the natural world around him in “Dr. Doolittle”? Because if all that’s wrong, I gotta be missing out on a pretty good movie.
by Biz Markie Moon on Jul 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Armond White hates every Pixar movie
Seriously.
"Detroit Bad Boys is full of HOMOS ,JACKASSES and NON-sports fans."
-ralphgoblue/thunder_god08
by Thom_not_Tom on Jul 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
If I'm Joe D, I offer a sign and trade for Will Bynum
TRADE BYNUM (for Ramon Sessions) NOW!
"Detroit Bad Boys is full of HOMOS ,JACKASSES and NON-sports fans."
-ralphgoblue/thunder_god08
If I'm Joe D
I tell them Wilcox is the second coming of DeMarcus Cousins (as if the logic behind that was horrendous enough) and that he would make Al Jefferson even more expendable because he Love and Darko could be make the ultimate inside-out oreo front line
by bearded thundar on Jul 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You like dunks, don't you David?
YA I DO LOL!
"Detroit Bad Boys is full of HOMOS ,JACKASSES and NON-sports fans."
-ralphgoblue/thunder_god08
by Thom_not_Tom on Jul 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
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If we get Sessions
This will be MP’s reaction.

"Detroit Bad Boys is full of HOMOS ,JACKASSES and NON-sports fans."
-ralphgoblue/thunder_god08
by Thom_not_Tom on Jul 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And then I’ll sell it on the black market.
by Biz Markie Moon on Jul 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so fast
I’ve got some major magic’s tokens, an Orel Hersheiser rookie card, the death of superman in a tyvex sleeve, and a storm shadow figure with a broken crotchpiece
beat that.
RalphGoHome
I've always wanted to read Superman dying
Mike, if you don’t have the issue of Batman where Jason Todd gets exploded, then I think Skylar’s got it.
by Biz Markie Moon on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I WON THE MIKE PAYNE SHIT TAPES SON
I never won shit in my life, except that Continental Cablevision Black Achievement award!
/true storie
RalphGoHome
time for Canada to commerate this occasion
I’m so excited, that yes I’m bringing Canada’s one true gift to us: Sons of Butcher.
by bearded thundar on Jul 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
David Kahn is such a shitty GM, it's actually adorable
Seriously. He’s like a little kid playing around on NBA 2K10.
Oh God, I just cussed! Motherfucking Yahoo.com is going to have my fucking ass on a goddamn plate!
by Biz Markie Moon on Jul 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
I expect a full on rant by MP
once Sessions is traded to Sacramento for a second round pick.
Where in the world is Trent Plaisted?
Rip and Wilcox/Maxiell for Sessions and Al Jeff?
/pipedream’d
I like my coffee how I like my coffee... recursive.
Forget Jefferson. Just get Sessions.
DO IT JOD!
by -PS- on Jul 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sacramento would be terrifying!
PG: Sessions/Udrih
SG: Reke/Garcia
SF: Casspi/Greene
PF: Landry/Thompson/
C: Cousins/Dalembert/Whiteside
Also, Beno Udrih led Sacramento in Win-shares last season (.1 more than Evans). LolWut?
"Detroit Bad Boys is full of HOMOS ,JACKASSES and NON-sports fans."
-ralphgoblue/thunder_god08
I’m pretty sure that’s still a lottery team.
I like my coffee how I like my coffee... recursive.
by TDP on Jul 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, the need an upgrade at Small Forward
Tayshaun Prince for Dalembert, perhaps???
"Detroit Bad Boys is full of HOMOS ,JACKASSES and NON-sports fans."
-ralphgoblue/thunder_god08
by Thom_not_Tom on Jul 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
In the spirit of Apocalyptic0n3
Maybe involve a third team with cap space to take on Stuckey with a draft pick going to the T’Wolves?
Does including a a team like NY or NJ make it possible for us to get Sessions? E.g., Stuck to NY, Session to Detroit, pick(s) to Milwaukee – is something like that possible?
why the hell would we give up Stuckey and a pick for Sessions?
Kahn has basically said he wants to dump Ramon to clear space for Ridnour (whom I don’t think he’ll get). Seems like a waste of a pick, not to mention no reason to trade Stuck in the first place unless if you just want to get rid of him (which I don’t see Joe doing).
by bearded thundar on Jul 12, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'd pretty much swap Stuckey for Wilcox and if need be, include one of our second rounders.
That should be more than enough if they just want a straight salary dump.
by Terrence J. Lynch on Jul 12, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Question:
why the hell would we give up Stuckey and a pick for Sessions?
Answer:
unless if you just want to get rid of him
For the record, I didn’t say it would be our pick. I was thinking the third team in the deal would be sending the pick to Minny.
Does Wilcox make enough to get Sessions straight up?
he does
Salaries are only $600,000 apart. 125% of $3 mil (Wilcox’s deal) would be $3.75 mil
by bearded thundar on Jul 12, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Sessions Viatnamese?

Because most viatnamese are very tough people, thus fitting into our pistons’ culture nicely.
I don't think so
Also he looks similar to Ramon Santiago, so I’m betting he could be Dominican

by bearded thundar on Jul 12, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions













