Just a quick update to my lengthy post of a couple months ago.  This one has been greatly streamlined.

A. "I Hate These Punk Assed Bitches and Wish Awful, Awful Tragedy Upon Them, and Their Families, and Anyone Who Not Only Roots for Them, But Who Desires Anything Short of Prolonged Painful Death for All of Them"

The Miami Heat

B. "I'm Fine with Them Winning, Since They Aren't a Team of Superstars Bought by Pat Riley and Including LeBron James Who May Be the Most Arrogant Piece of Shit to Ever Put on a Professional Uniform"

The Boston Celtics, The Toronto Raptors, The New York Knicks, The New Jersey Nets, The Philadelphia 76ers, The Cleveland Cavaliers, The Chicago Bulls, The Milwaukee Bucks, The Indianapolis Pacers, The Orlando Magic, The Atlanta Hawks, The Charlotte Bobcats, The Washington Wizards, The Houston Rockets, The San Antonio Spurs, The Dallas Mavericks, The Memphis Grizzlies, The New Orleans Hornets, The Denver Nuggets, The Utah Jazz, The Portland Trailblazers, The Oklahoma City Thunder, The Minnesota Timberwolves, The Los Angeles Lakers, The Phoenix Suns, The Los Angeles Clippers, The Golden State Warriors, The Sacramento Kings

C. "Yeah, Obviously, I Want them to Win. But, You Know...the Way I'm Feeling at this Moment, I'd Almost Be Satisfied with Having My Favorite Team Never Again Enjoying a Winning Season if This Somehow Also Meant that the Punk Assed Bitch Miami Heat Suffered Unimaginable Horrors in this LIfe and the Next."

The Detroit Pistons