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Greg Monroe: Detroit Pistons Player Previews 2010-11

The draft of Greg Monroe marks the end of a long five years since Joe Dumars drafted a big man.  After a flurry of 2-guards and combo forwards, Joe used his 7th pick in the 2010 draft to select what could be one of the most talented, high IQ bigs in recent history.  The question is whether or not that talent, that IQ will translate to the pros.  Let's ask that question, shall we?

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Kevin Sawyer:  In many respects, Greg Monroe is a bit of an enigma.  He certainly has the size to be a potent big man in the NBA, but his game is a bit more, um, European?

So let's get it out of the way.  Monroe was not an outstanding rebounder in college, but he was an excellent passer.  Depending on your perspective, that makes him the next Chris Webber, or the next Andrea Bargnani.  Is he a classic big whose massive toolkit was put to use in Georgetown's unorthodox system, or a softy who required said system to thrive?

By my lights, his passing skills will be useful in an offense where virtually every player posted a worse offensive season than the year prior.  Valid concerns about conditioning aside, he can run the floor, and showed some nice low post moves in summer league.  If he can be a low post threat, through whom the Pistons can run the offense in certain sets, he'll quickly make his presence known.  My guess, given his age and his motor, is that it will take some time for him to find the minutes to do so. 

Add to this the fact that the Pistons always seem to have a logjam at every position (albeit a logjam of failure), so fans will need to wait a bit to see his full potential.  I'm on the record regarding Monroe's talent, and the Pistons desperately need a low post scoring threat, so I'm willing to be patient.


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Mike Payne:  Let's take a chug of the kool-aid, shall we?  It's quite possible that Monroe ends up a better pro than he was a college player.  Logically, some of his weaknesses should iron themselves out now that he's out of the Princeton offense, and no longer his team's primary option.  Specifically, we should see a lower turnover rate, better shooting efficiency and a slight uptick in rebounding rate.  At Georgetown, Monroe operated out of the high post, where rebounds are harder to come by.  As the Hoya's primary scorer and distributor, forced shots and bad passes certainly serve to stink up your numbers.  I'm not suggesting a major turnaround for Monroe, only to say that going from the 1st to the 3rd option on the floor might make him a more efficient player.

Of course, the first thing Monroe will have to overcome is the adjustment to NBA-level defenses.  His offensive game does have a few pretty glaring weaknesses that could be easy to exploit (his inability to go right in isolation, for example).  According to Pistons.com, he's already begun learning just how capable NBA defenders are, thanks to our own Ben Wallace.  It'll certainly take time to adjust, but these adjustments from college to the NBA are where Greg Monroe's oft-touted basketball IQ will serve him the most.

Speaking of defense, Monroe carries a question mark in his ability to defend at the next level.  He was a poor perimeter defender at Georgetown, and his shot blocking leaves plenty to be desired.  That said, the man will not be a wash on defense.  He improved his defense over time at Georgetown, and his mix of size, length and IQ should serve to make him a decent to good defender in most match-ups, especially when properly paired in a team defense.  On man, don't expect Monroe to back down in the post, as he'll do his best to maintain position and force bad shots as he did his sophomore year at Georgetown.  However, concerns about his mobility on the perimeter and issues with isolation plays need to be addressed-- in training and/or defensive pairings on the court.

All this aside, how much playing time will Monroe see in his rookie season?  While he'll likely begin the season off the bench, don't be surprised if he winds up a starter this season.  He's one of two scoring bigs on the Pistons roster-- and the other one doesn't play a lick of defense.  For a player like Monroe, it'll all come down to that defense.  If he can hold his own on the floor and grow as a defender, he'll be shooting up the pecking order and fast.  If Monroe asserts himself, it won't be long before he's the first big off the bench and not long later until he's made a starter.

I think the most reasonable expectation for Pistons fans in 2010-11 is to leave the season feeling like Joe Dumars made the right pick.  After all, we could be talking about Al Farouq Aminu or Ekpe Udoh right now.  I don't think I need to tell you how I would feel about that.

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I’m in love with the idea of Greg Monroe. I’m not going to lie. Being that I didn’t grow up with an interest in basketball, I never did get to see the great passing bigs, you know, Vlade Divac, Chris Webber, those guys. The idea of a player of that magnitude being on my team is just delicious.

He’s not Chris Webber though. Webber was way more athletic. Just looking at Monroe’s aesthetic, he reminds me way more of Vlade Divac, and I mean that as a best case scenario. The word that comes to mind when I think of Divac or Monroe is “smooth”, unless we’re talking about Monroe’s forehead.

In short, I’d love to have a team that gets built like the early naughts Kings. That might be easy to say, given that team was a true contender. But here’s the thing: most teams that get called “fun” are ineffectual in the end. Think about D’Antoni. But that Kings team could be something we could build towards with Monroe as our centerpiece, assuming he can be.

In the end, I’m for whatever wins games given the roster. I’d love a slow it down gritty defensive team. But unless we get some changes, that’s not happening. Joe D seems like he’s trying to build a high powered offensive team currently, so we have a certain direction we’re probably going in.

by Biz Markie Moon on Sep 15, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d totally be happy with a fun, successful, Kings-esque run for a few years. While I’d love to get another championship, I’m kind of still living off ‘04 and wouldn’t be upset watching the young guys turn into a solid core. It’ll be stiff competition for the next few years thanks to Miami (and a few others) so if we can’t win it all, I’d at least hope we could be fun, competitive, and exciting.

by garrettelliott on Sep 15, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

the key difference is that the Kings had 2 great bigs

And while Monroe could perform the role of Divac quite well, I don’t think we’ll ever have someone that can fit the bill of Webber.

I’m not saying a similar offense isn’t possible, just not to expect the same level of success for quite a while

"Don’t really know shit about White other than he is a colon of Stuckey" - das SmittyJ

And here I thought I knew White like the palm of my hand

by bearded thundar on Sep 15, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But we’ve got Villanueva.

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by Mike Payne on Sep 15, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest

I completely forgot about him until Keith started spinning him harder than that dude on meatspin

"Don’t really know shit about White other than he is a colon of Stuckey" - das SmittyJ

And here I thought I knew White like the palm of my hand

by bearded thundar on Sep 15, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming meatspin is a bad, bad thing that is used for shocking

I could also be wrong. Google, just by judging what came up, my assumptions were correct.

I don’t know about Villanueva, at all. If Greg turns as good as we’re hoping, then I think he’s rendered useless except as a bench option. I do think that we could probably trade Villanueva though, but I’m standing pat on him until the end of this season.

by Biz Markie Moon on Sep 15, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes I understand that for the one milliion time

just because you guys prefer to use sarcasm doesn’t mean I have to respond in kind

"Don’t really know shit about White other than he is a colon of Stuckey" - das SmittyJ

And here I thought I knew White like the palm of my hand

by bearded thundar on Sep 15, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Mike Payne on Sep 15, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you got me

"Don’t really know shit about White other than he is a colon of Stuckey" - das SmittyJ

And here I thought I knew White like the palm of my hand

by bearded thundar on Sep 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got you good you rookie fuck.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Sep 16, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: Being a Starter

If Monroe winds up a starter and Daye winds up buried behind Rip, Tay, and McGrady, I’ll be a Sad Panda.

That said, I’m anxious to see what he’s got, and I hope he gets minutes to develop.

by brgulker on Sep 15, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

If Monroe winds up a starter and Daye winds up buried behind Rip, Tay, and McGrady, I’ll be a Sad Panda.

I don’t see how the two are related

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by Mike Payne on Sep 15, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Height?

The Miami Heat are a bunch of Bandwagon Ass Cats !

by DetBalla on Sep 15, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea i was confused too…

by mannie32 on Sep 15, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s saying he doesn’t believe in Monroe, and Austin should be a center piece of our team.

Either that or he had some bad Orange Chicken.

by Alex_Be on Sep 16, 2010 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa, that was woefully worded

My bad guys. Not sure what happened there.

What I was saying is that I think Daye has a bright future and lots of upside; yet, I fear that he’ll be buried behind veterans in the twilight of their careers who aren’t part of the team’s long-term future.

While I think Monroe has potential, I tend to think he’s a couple years away from making a significant impact; yet, it appears that he’s almost going to be guaranteed minutes due to the lack of C’s on the team.

So what I was saying was, I’ll be bummed if we go through another year in which Daye — who IMIO is very deserving of minutes — gets buried on the bench and Monroe is handed minutes simply because of the roster being unbalanced. I think that at least makes sense from the perspective of the English language now.

by brgulker on Sep 16, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

To me, that’s not an issue because we need size. It is what it is. Sucks for Daye to be buried again, but that’s the structure of our team right now. I personally think Monroe should be starting alongside Ben Wallace, but I think I’m in the minority on that one.

by garrettelliott on Sep 16, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would fight him back……………..with hugs. :))))

by garrettelliott on Sep 16, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

XOXOXOXOXOXO...Take THAT Jonas!

What…you want some more? WITH PLEASURE!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Still not enough? THANK GOD!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Sep 16, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

All Star in the making.

The Miami Heat are a bunch of Bandwagon Ass Cats !

by DetBalla on Sep 15, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting.

I hope he is, and I do think he’s got the potential to be one. I’ll wait to see how this season goes.

by Biz Markie Moon on Sep 15, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Logjam Of Failure

please revive this periodically during the course of the season

by Russell Baltes on Sep 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

:) thank you for this

by Gabe F-B on Sep 15, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHITE #23

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, JAMES #6

I don’t want add player does not have blue collar mentality,
even if he is great player. Piston should not quit your job. - OK from J

by Skylar on Sep 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I think having Ben Wallace being the guy defending him on practice will help him get better quick.

On the other side of the ball, seeing as he is regarded as a quick study, he will also benefit for having a great defender to learn from.

Even if Ben ended up a bench guy with limited minutes for the whole season he would be worth the money he is being paid just for that.

Where in the world is Trent Plaisted?

by Kriz on Sep 15, 2010 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

—> Here’s where I’m gonna try and make my Pistons fandom override my pretty open disagreement with the Monroe pick.

I’ll admit one subjective thing I put probably too much stock in is when I watched Monroe play in college I just didn’t see it. I can’t think of how else to phrase what I mean… Basically, I watched Georgetown on TV a handful of times the last two years, and I never thought I was watching a future above average NBA player. For such a highly touted high school player I always had a “that all…?” reaction when I watched him.

So with that out in the open… I try to stay more stats-oriented, and Monroe’s college stats aren’t conclusively negative or positive, there were other players who IME were safer choices, but because of his unusual package of skills in a big guy Monroe has a chance to be a valuable player. I’ll be cheering for the guy to put everything together and make me feel like an idiot for doubting him.

by Gabe F-B on Sep 15, 2010 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Greg Monroe

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Sep 15, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Be very surprised if he starts

I’m betting Wallace will start all year, although injuries could change that. But if Monroe becomes the first big off the bench I’ll be happy. As for his college rebounding, there was an article on AOL before the draft that addressed that pretty conclusively and said that he was a good defensive rebounder. I think he’s going to be a really good pro. I think he’ll be as good as Bogut in a few years.

by revken on Sep 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I read that article again this morning— written by The Great Tom Ziller. I don’t entirely agree with the article, but I I do agree with much of his assessment (hard not to, dude is a great writer).

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by Mike Payne on Sep 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what if he's "Ground" Monroe

He is going to be good even if he addresses none of his weaknesses. He has a big frame and is used to getting position in the Post, and is known for making good decisions once he gets it. If he just does that he can get by with his only one post move. If he can maintain good position on defense the rebounds will follow, my high school coach always told me a good rebounding team can let the ball hit the floor after every shot before the go get it. His Jumper could be better, but even if he never improves it, his ability to ball handle will force teams to respect him on the pick and roll if only to prevent from creating scoring opportunities from the high post.

Because of his high baskeball IQ and his year of being the center of the offense in a tournament team means that regardless of how high his ceiling is, his floor is not bad at all.

by tads on Sep 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard to imagine being an efficient player...

…with a defective big toe on one foot…I believe the big toe is a major tool in being able to move around effectively, hopefully he turns out to be the Great Monroe

by alaskanpistonsfan on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for physiology.

by -PS- on Sep 15, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

in short, it’s not basketball IQ, it’s basketball IFUCKU!

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by Mike Payne on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hereby proclaim Mike Payne the best writer on the legend of Greg Monroe ever. First the “DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!?” screaming at the ladyfriend’s animals, now we’re calling him a Jedi.

If anything I think that Monroe’s best shot at being elite or at least top ten is how smart the dude is. Intelligence is kind of hard to teach, and if the guy’s as smart as everybody claims, then he’s going to be deadly.

by Biz Markie Moon on Sep 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyitttt

Mad love, MFBMM, but while I’m a bit optimistic I hope I’m not made a fool by what he does on the court. Much respect on the respect though!

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by Mike Payne on Sep 15, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think worst case scenario is he’s average. I don’t see him being a out and out bust unless he gets strung out on drank.

by Biz Markie Moon on Sep 15, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I propose that Monroe change his number to π, and Ben’s to ∞.

by Shinons on Sep 15, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just copied and pasted

Although Ben and Monroe would put it there with their minds.

by Shinons on Sep 16, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for math.

by -PS- on Sep 16, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

And change Charlie V’s number to i to represent his defense.

Because I'm the Lynch... and I'm awwwesome!

by Terrence J. Lynch on Sep 16, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.

by Laughton on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

poor Eli

Favre: It's rare to ever see a QB be so indecisive, waffle...
It's also unlikely to have one start 19 consecutive seasons.

by VikesPma on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was the name

of the guy he killed with the bowling pin right?

Favre: It's rare to ever see a QB be so indecisive, waffle...
It's also unlikely to have one start 19 consecutive seasons.

by VikesPma on Sep 16, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.

by Laughton on Sep 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greg Monroe hasn’t played any minutes in the NBA yet, right?

by brgulker on Sep 16, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, let me look that up and get back to you.
facepalm

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by Mike Payne on Sep 16, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm
Can you imagine Ben Wallace five years ago paired up with Greg Monroe five years from today?

I realize it’s semi-rhetorical, but no, I can’t because I haven’t seen Monroe play in the NBA yet. It might be that he’s a full season away from being effective, and it might be that he’s ready for 30 minutes per night.

All I’ve got to go on are the couple college games I only half watched, YouTube highlights, and Summer League. Until I’ve seen the dude actually play against NBA talent, I’m gonna do my best to withhold judgment (both pessimistically and optimistically).

That was the point of my sarcastic/rhetorical question.

by brgulker on Sep 16, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

It came off as dickish and dismissive, not sarcastic. My point was that the skill set and basketball IQ the kid exhibited thus far is pretty damned exciting, whether or not it will translate. That skill set and basketball IQ thus far would be exciting to watch alongside Ben Wallace. Fast forward Monroe’s career, rewind Wallace’s career, and I think that could be an interesting pairing.

Now do I really expect Greg Monroe to be standing still on the court, only using Jedi Mind Tricks to control the game?

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by Mike Payne on Sep 16, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if it sounded dickish it’s due to the medium of communication. I’m not dickish or dismissive and didn’t intend it that way. Hopefully, you’re willing to chalk it up to the limits of text on the internet.

Fast forward Monroe’s career, rewind Wallace’s career, and I think that could be an interesting pairing.

For sure. I’m just not sold on Monroe yet, and I’ve murdered that horse many times over.

by brgulker on Sep 16, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

GASP!

Mike Payne thinking someone was coming off as dickish and dismissive?!!?

We in bizarro land here?!

I kid…

Don't be callin' me dog cause I want ya to say it backwards - Tech N9ne

by MaxiellEatsLittleOnes on Sep 16, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This made me lol.

Just a funny Google search, btw.

by brgulker on Sep 16, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The definition of an inside joke.

by -PS- on Sep 16, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Payne thinking someone was coming off as dickish and dismissive?!!?

Yeah man, and when I do it, it would be wrong if I wasn’t called out for it. Just like when I called you out for calling DBB a bunch of bandwagon ass cats.

booty still hurt?

I kid…

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by Mike Payne on Sep 16, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booty feels GRRREEEEAAAT!!! How bout yours there, Capt?

Don't be callin' me dog cause I want ya to say it backwards - Tech N9ne

by MaxiellEatsLittleOnes on Sep 16, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I ate something bad this morning, my stomach has been a rumbling and as a result, I need to be quite careful about my gas-related decision making. These are risky times, and one bad decision could lead to ruined boxers.

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by Mike Payne on Sep 16, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well keep it clenched

and don’t lose your concentration.

Don't be callin' me dog cause I want ya to say it backwards - Tech N9ne

by MaxiellEatsLittleOnes on Sep 16, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m white knuckling it as we speak!

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by Mike Payne on Sep 16, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

when someone mentions eating something bad...

and having a stomach rumble as a result, I feel as if I’m being summoned.

by madpoopz on Sep 17, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  


poops.

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by Mike Payne on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The rec I got

for physiology, I pass on to you, sir

by alaskanpistonsfan on Sep 17, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

all I could think of when you mentioned the brain fight was the preview for dinner for schmucks

where Steve Carrell is “controlling” Zach Galifinakis.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Sep 16, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monres passing key to easy baskets

With monroes passing skills he’ll create shots and good opportunities for pick n roll plays for either PF or SF.. In and out passes to BG from downtown.. Everything we need from a scoring point of view. Can he put up 15pts and maybe 9-12 rebs a game, we’ll be alright.. Monroe is a awsome pick!

by Chris#11 on Sep 16, 2010 7:51 AM EDT reply actions  

if he can put up 12 rebounds per game

He’d be a top 5 rebounder in the game

"Don’t really know shit about White other than he is a colon of Stuckey" - das SmittyJ

And here I thought I knew White like the palm of my hand

by bearded thundar on Sep 16, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We tend to like players who work hard, Chris :) Thanks for the input and perspective!

by brgulker on Sep 16, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

The word “enigma” scares the crap out of me. I think they called Iverson an enigma when he came to the D…

by JoeDip on Sep 16, 2010 11:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Still

He looks good on paper, the ‘net blog, has a good flavor in the kool aid pitcher, produced as expected during the summer, hope he acquires some of Max’s demeanor, JJ’s passion for hard work… and what else???

by alaskanpistonsfan on Sep 16, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as I see Monroe's Ice Vision they showcased in the draft,

Ben Wallace regrows the ‘fro(I don’t care how gray and mangy it is), and White dunk over Yao Ming and break his foot… I’ll call this season a win.

by JoeDip on Sep 17, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we really have to make Yao break his foot? Let’s pick on someone more deserving, like, say,

by Birdman84 on Sep 17, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll settle for a dunk over LeBron but Yao was just the easiest target…

by JoeDip on Sep 17, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering the fact that White buried deep on the pine, I’d settle for a TMac dunk over said victim…

by alaskanpistonsfan on Sep 17, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think this is worth a rim(fan)shot, but this caught my eye.

From Pistons.com interview with Joe ‘I don’t want one position, I want all positions’ Dumars.

One more nugget: While the Pistons have 15 players under contract and probably will go into the regular season with those 15 comprising the roster, there could be news – and it could come today – on an additional invitation to camp. If it happens, it would be a young big man, Dumars said.

I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.

by Laughton on Sep 17, 2010 10:43 AM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Sep 17, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the second part of the chat

KL: If there were to be an additional person, are you looking at a particular position?

JD: Maybe a big. If we can find a young big to bring to training camp, I think that would be our first choice. We have an overabundance of wing guys, so the last thing we need to do is bring another wing guy. We have a lot of guys who can play the four position. If we do something, it could be a big somewhere.

I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.

by Laughton on Sep 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reverse the parts, I messed up.

I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.

by Laughton on Sep 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greg Monroe

I expect him to be starting sometime this season because we really need a guy down low that can score. I think he has a lot of potential and now that he isn’t playing in the Princeton offense to really show the talent everyone said he had coming out of high school.

by Detroitsportsfan3 on Sep 17, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

“Logically, some of his weaknesses should iron themselves out now that he’s out of the Princeton offense, and no longer his team’s primary option… He’s one of two scoring bigs on the Pistons roster…”

— Michael C. Payne (“C.” stands for “cool”)

by The Joel on Sep 17, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought that Mike was short for Mikhail.

by Birdman84 on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

and here I thought

it stood for Colostomy.

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by Mike Payne on Sep 17, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might… hurt a little.

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by Mike Payne on Sep 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOO!!!

My colon is an essential part of my internet personality!

by madpoopz on Sep 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw

Detroitsportsfan3’s comments completely boggle my mind. He comments on every single thread, re-hashes what’s been said and disappears into the night. It’s like some sort of weird sports blogging performance art. I think I’m going to reply to every one of his comments now with the phrase “keen observation.” I don’t feel this is dick-ish, because I’m nearly 100% positive he doesn’t come back to read replies— nor do I think he reads comments anyway. It’s one of those weird observations I’ve made that has become an enjoyable little idiosyncrasy of DBB.

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by Mike Payne on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve also noticed this. He adds his distinctiveness to our own.

by Birdman84 on Sep 17, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, you're name is MC Payne?

No wonder you started producing hip hop, you didn’t even have to come up with a cool name to work under.

by C$ on Sep 17, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Micool Payne

I don’t want add player does not have blue collar mentality,
even if he is great player. Piston should not quit your job. - OK from J

by Skylar on Sep 17, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

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