Shaq: "I could have gotten $8 million from Atlanta and Detroit"
Well, technically, no Shaq-- you couldn't.
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I read the quotes, he can say whatever.
He should retire early, the writing was on the wall in Cleveland.
I don’t want add player does not have blue collar mentality,
even if he is great player. Piston should not quit your job. - OK from J
I could have gotten $8 million from Atlanta and Detroit, but it wasn’t about that. It was about being somewhere and being seen and winning.
You got to loved how winning comes last. Douche. He also says he is going to score 2000 points and pass Wilt Chamberlain, only if he plays til he’s way past 40.
yeah i loved that line that atlanta was okay but they dont have alot of games on national tv
and agree with skylar, he’s washed up
"being seen" is about as vain as you can get, he should've lobbied Miami harder if that's the case.
Shaq is funny sometimes, but I doubt DET would cough up eight for your stank ass.
I don’t want add player does not have blue collar mentality,
even if he is great player. Piston should not quit your job. - OK from J
Somehow, I doubt Miami was interested. He burned some bridges there. Plus, he once called Chris Bosh the “RuPaul of big men.”
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by V. on Sep 6, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You should speak sleep talking after you go to bed.
Where broken English happens
by OK from J on Sep 6, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
hey!
my roommate sleep talks
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by bearded thundar on Sep 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, you're unconscious.
This is almost as good as the last one.
by Biz Markie Moon on Sep 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently, Shaq is so fat that...
…you can combine the MLE and Bi-Annual to sign him.
by Quick Darshan on Sep 7, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
How sad is it that when I read the headline my first reaction was “Oh my GOD! How could Joe possibly be crazy enough to offer Shaq $8 million? Gordon and Charlie V were bad enough, but that is just insane!” It wasn’t until about 30 seconds into my mini-meltdown that I realized that what Shaq suggested isn’t even remotely possible under league rules. Has my confidence in Joe’s intelligence fallen that far that I would believe Shaq over logic?
There's no justice like angry mob justice!
I really hope the reporter responded with “I could have gotten $8 million from your mom.” But that they edited it out.
by Shinons on Sep 7, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
hey DBB mods
Aren’t you guys the press? Can’t we issue a statement that says we’ll pay that fat broke down monstrosity $8 mil to go play for Miami?
I suspect that Shaq actually meant $8 million over two years, which is actually somewhat plausible. Either way, it’s actually quite fitting to see him end his career riding Boston’s bench.
(Also worthy of mocking: the reason he apparently crossed off Atlanta was their lack of national TV appearances this year.)
Shaq
The funny thing is everyone knows that the guy can’t play except for him apparently.
by Detroitsportsfan3 on Sep 10, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs













