The Knights of Kwame Brown will defend his honor.
by real Rob G on Oct 17, 2011 11:17 PM EDT
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We are the Knights of Kwame Brown.
We are angered.
We are baking. Angel's Food. Devil's Food. Bunt. Coffee Cake. As many cakes from the Wikipedia as we can manage.
Weapons for our leader.
This is not the first time we have rallied around Kwame in the face of adversity.
We planned a series of Ocean's 11-style heists to sting The Goat. He abused our leader, but we were able to get revenge by swapping his Partagas Lusitanias for Litto Gomez Diazs while he was distracted at the BlackJack table at the Vegas Hilton. He nearly retched. That showed him.
But this time? The Mamba's Jaw better watch out.
What will we do?
Maybe we will sneak into Kobe's house and hang mics in his bathroom. You know he's rapping in the shower. And he is a terrible rapper when he tries. Imagine how awful he sounds while he's loufaing. Maybe he will rap in Chinese!
Maybe we will pay Brandy for awkward prom pics.
We aren't sure yet.
But first, we must rally around Kwame. The great ones - the artists, the leaders, the gods among men - are always temperamental, given to fits of mania and dizzying drops into melancholy. No doubt our liege is suffering. But we will comfort him.
PS I MISS TEH WIZZNUTZZ INCITES
PPS LOCKOUTS SUCK
PPPS HELLO ALL, IT's BEEN A WHILE
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if only Kwame could put it together.
A syllogism:
He had Waffle Iron hands.
Waffles are like cakes.
He had cake-making hands.
just EPINION
Wow
Kobe Bryant’s a fucking PRICK.
Seriously, I think Kwame’s got some anxiety problems or something. Between Jordan and Kobe, the dude’s got battered teammate syndrome.
WORD PLAY
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by Biz Markie Moon on Oct 20, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
I would normally be on the Kobe's-a-prick bandwagon too.
But I seriously can’t find a reason to be made about this (and it’s not because it’s Kwame Brown because like most Pistons’ fans here, I like Kwame).
Are you mad because he told the story about Kwame, told the story jokingly, or his actions to take him out the game?
Glow-in-the-dark Baby Jesus is 8-0! Lions have to be feeling lucky he is on their side!
My whole thing is that like, Kwame has just been given shit his whole career. Does he suck? Yeah, he made Jordan look like an idiot. But at the same time, you don’t call somebody a faggot for their own mistakes. I think that Kobe personally shouldn’t have told the story. Kobe’s easier to side with in this case, but my problem is that Kwame’s just one of those people that I think has more going on with him than most NBA players. I dunno, I just kind of feel for the kid, he’s been shit on his entire career. He hasn’t done much to change that, but the way Jordan treated him is a shame, and has actually made me hate Jordan (as a person).
Also, don’t try to convince people Jordan is a dick. They won’t hear it.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Oct 28, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought the new meme is that Jordan was a massive dick and everyone celebrates it? And Kobe has taken up the mantle?
by garrettelliott on Oct 28, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
People who don’t know what memes are think Jordan’s shit doesn’t stink.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Oct 29, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to hear that sound! Coffee Cake is yummy. Love it so much delicious looks. Thanks!
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After the coffee cake is digested.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Oct 26, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But wait...
I heard Kwame likes coffee cakes.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Oct 26, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
James Brown’s take on cakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRYkMmpEeE
by -PS- on Oct 26, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jim Gaffigan’s take on cakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-u4IwXkbE
Rasheed for President.
by real Rob G on Oct 26, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cake’s take on Long Time: http://youtu.be/cmyaMlwsvb0
by garrettelliott on Oct 26, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Sea and Cake takes on Chicago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vekOSlOeHZo
by -PS- on Oct 26, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chicago’s Weber’s Bakery offers unique takes on cakes, and it’s near Nottingham Avenue
Rasheed for President.
by real Rob G on Oct 26, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
can a burrito be a cake?
you bet your ass it can, son
Rasheed for President.
by real Rob G on Oct 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Needs:
deep fried, snickers, and bacon.
Unbelievable Time distortion space is the place Mean Gene Okerlund go down that lonesome highway but don't be hypnotized no- reincarnation doesn't have to be you can concentrate and you can-mental telepathy YEAH! But the beat goes on.
by SpursfanSteve on Oct 28, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
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