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Just who the hell is this Matt Watson guy anyway?

The founder of DBB, a sportswriter by trade, and a hell of a nice guy. Let's find out more!

1. Fact: boxers are the best breed of dog. Let's hear about your guy (his name's Joe, right?)!

2. Outside of sports, what's your favorite thing to do?

3. What'd you go as for Halloween?

4. Who was your favorite Piston interview?

5. If you took over as Pistons GM right now, what would be your first moves?

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If you took over as Pistons GM right now, would I await your next moves?

by -PS- on Dec 14, 2011 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, you would await them.

First thing I’d do is nothing — as in, quit pursuing Rodney Stuckey. I wouldn’t walk away from the table, but I’d reduce the current offer drastically. He’s a fine player, but I’m not convinced he’s someone you build a team around.

by Matt Watson on Dec 16, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

1. What color boxers are the best and why do you know Joe wears whitey tighties?

2. Did you know there is a life outside of sports?

3. Has anyone ever been you for Halloween?

4. Why should a Piston want to interview you?

5. Considering how long you’ve had ownership of this site, have you ever considered actually applying for Pistons GM?

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 14, 2011 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

rec'd for #1

Absolute truth.

Unbelievable Time distortion space is the place Mean Gene Okerlund go down that lonesome highway but don't be hypnotized no- reincarnation doesn't have to be you can concentrate and you can-mental telepathy YEAH! But the beat goes on.

by SpursfanSteve on Dec 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

The benefits of open borders are getting to know people like Steve.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 19, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me on the interwebs :)

Will argue against trading #45 until I am blue in the face and your eyes and ears are bleeding.

by SpursfanSteve on Dec 19, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you for starting DBB...

it’s like an internet home where all my room mates are smart and funny and help keep the beer fully stocked.

by madpoopz on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And they’re all really, really, really good looking.

by garrettelliott on Dec 17, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Damn Straight!

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Dec 17, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

It IS most excellent, now that I really take some time to think about it.

by garrettelliott on Dec 17, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Watson (The Troof)

Who’s your favorite person in the Pistons organization? Do you still play hoops? Which of your Under Lords (Packey/Kevin/Mike/Ben) would you feed to a red panda to save DBB? Favorite All Time DBB poster/post. More in a Minute.

by C$ on Dec 15, 2011 10:57 AM EST reply actions  

Favorite person: I’ve got a soft spot for Will Bynum.

I haven’t played hoops, even a casual pickup game, in several years. It shows, too — I’m horribly out of shape, to the point that I’m kind of nervous to join a rec league because I think I’d probably kill myself. One of my New Years resolutions is to finally get back on the court. (That was a resolution last year, too, so take it with a grain of salt …)

I’d man up and face the Red Panda myself. I have red hair — maybe we can find some common ground.

It’s absolutely impossible to pick a favorite poster. But if you put a gun to my head, coachDP would be somewhere in the top five.

by Matt Watson on Dec 16, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

thanks matt

also, rec hoops is a ticking timebomb for injuries. My most recent effort ended with a hyper extended knee and 6 weeks of grumbling about getting hurt playing rec hoops.

by C$ on Dec 17, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That does not bode well. I just got approval from my local school board to start my own rec league at my son’s school starting in January. I wonder how many injuries we’ll have? And it’s on a tile floor! Ugh. The things I’ll do just to play now that I’m an old guy…..

by garrettelliott on Dec 17, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Favorite person: Thinking about it some more, I should mention Arnie Kander, too. Dude’s a huge asset.

by Matt Watson on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Of all the players you have interviewed over your career

who has been your favorite? Does any one interview stand out to you, good or bad, since you’ve had locker room access?

Every once in a while, I’ll have a dream that I’m a random, end-of-the-bench rotation player for the Pistons. I’ll only get a few minutes of burn but I make big shots every once in a while. I get along well with my fellow Pistons but am always worried about getting cut. And Rasheed is still on the team. Anyway, if in your own unconscious you were a Piston, which position would you play, and who would you liken your playing style to? (also, in my dream, I’m like 6’5", so I’m still shorter than MFMW)

by Mike Payne on Dec 15, 2011 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Every once in a while, I’ll have a dream that I’m a random, end-of-the-bench rotation player for the Pistons. I’ll only get a few minutes of burn but I make big shots every once in a while.

No sugarcoat, I have this exact same dream. Spooky.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 15, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

other than sex dreams or dreams where I’m flying, this is the only recurring dream I have where I am pissed when I wake up. It is weird, isn’t it? I figured a few folk here would have the same one, I actually thought you might.

by Mike Payne on Dec 15, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, me too.

That and the stupid tornado dream…

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 15, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

always with the tornadoes!

People who didn’t grow up in the Midwest don’t seem to understand the recurring tornado dream. When people here in the Northeast gripe about how extreme their weather is, I’m like “Okay, but do you have anything that can put a truck on top of a shopping mall?”

by excellent dinosaur on Dec 16, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I also have this one where somehow I have to go back to high school to finish my degree, because of a clerical error, and I help lead my team to the state championship in my late 20’s.

That’s some weird stuff.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 15, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Writing that script immediately

Adam Scott of Party Down is already attached to play you.*

*I have no idea what you look like — and I don’t care. This is Hollywood, Gulks! Get used to it.

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Dec 15, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I immediately thought “movie!” when Gulks said that too, and you are the man to write it. Adam Scott would be a perfect fit.

It would be some kind of reverse coming-of-age movie. Not relating any of this to you, brother Gulks, but it could be like a 27-year-old accountant in a rut, single with no prospects, unhappy, has to go back to high school, with the rest of the story like Gulks said. Then he gets the girl.

by Mike Payne on Dec 15, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d for go goes. Maybe it’s a period piece?

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Dec 15, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like it.

Where do I sign the rights to my life story away?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 16, 2011 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

17 again

(not even embarrassed)

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 16, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d for man enough to watch Zac Efron for 90 minutes with your wife.

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Dec 16, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, it was Chandler Bing for 6 minutes and Zac Efron for only 84 of the other minutes.

by garrettelliott on Dec 17, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for Matthew Perry’s career

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Dec 17, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw that once, must have been on a flight or with the gf, or I bought the collectors edition blu ray or something.

Does anybody else critique the game play in movies like that? " How does no one think to rotate! COME ON!!!

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Dec 17, 2011 8:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

17 was surprisingly entertaining — I’ll admit it.

by Matt Watson on Dec 17, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

GET OUTTA MY HEAD GURKS

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

Love Beer? Me too! http://jimbobsbeerblog.wordpress.com/
Follow me on twitter: #JimBobsBeerBlog

by The Boourns on Dec 16, 2011 4:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and yes, I still sometimes dream that I’m in the NBA. I’m still a slow, lumbering center, just like I was when I played.

I’m 6-foot-7 in real life, which isn’t that tall for an NBA player, so I suppose I’d have some trouble. Maybe in my dream scenario, I keep the relative height advantage I used to have, making me 7-foot something.

by Matt Watson on Dec 16, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

1. How many assholes have ever said to you “It’s elementary, my dear Watson?”
2. If you had answer 1 in dollars, what would you do with all that money?
3. During the lockout, were you thinking “Plan B,” or were you staying the course? What would you have done if there was no NBA season?
4. Edward or Jacob?

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Dec 15, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

Question:

Other than the red panda, what is your favorite DBB meme?

Will argue against trading #45 until I am blue in the face and your eyes and ears are bleeding.

by SpursfanSteve on Dec 16, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

Probably coachDP (I linked it somewhere above), because it’s one of the oldest and I still don’t completely understand how/why it started. We also used to have some epic rebus puzzles. The fact that DBB randomly spawns so many memes in the first place is probably my favorite meme. (Does that count? Or even make sense?)

by Matt Watson on Dec 16, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good choice.

Will argue against trading #45 until I am blue in the face and your eyes and ears are bleeding.

by SpursfanSteve on Dec 16, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

for the longest time I actually thought Curry was CoachDP

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

If I didn’t answer your question yet, I promise I will eventually — I need to take a break!

by Matt Watson on Dec 16, 2011 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

1. I know you’re a beer aficionado, but what’s your fave?
2. I think I asked you this last time I was there, but have you ever been to Albert’s in Livonia? (I’ll be there next Friday)
3. Who plays you in a movie?
4. In a game of Taboo, is “Jim” a valid clue for “James Brown”?
5. Do you like Google/G-Reader’s new layout? Twitter’s?
6. DBB is obviously your favorite and you said above you refresh techmeme a dozen times a day, so what’s your next most frequented website (not under SB Nation)?
7. You bought the Pistons before last season, when do/did you fire Joe Dumars?
8. Do you ever sleep?

by Packey on Dec 17, 2011 12:41 AM EST reply actions  

Aventinus!

by -PS- on Dec 17, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you ever find yourself up in the Bay City area...

I recommend checking out the Tri-City Brewing Company. Friend of mine is an investor and hooked me up with some of their Oktoberfest and oh man it was good. Noted, I’m kinda new to becoming a beer nerd but I think it’s worth checking out regardless.

I give this recommendation for anybody here though because I know there are some beer lovers among us. Here’s the Facebook page for those who want more info.

Also, if you find yourself up here for some reason, shoot me an email and we’ll try beer together.

by madpoopz on Dec 17, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome, I’ll keep that in mind. I love trying local brews, wherever “local” may be. The highlight of my summer was when my wife and I spent a week going up the west coast of Michigan, and I had a chance to drink at Bell’s, Saugatuck Brewery, Right Brain, North Peak and Short’s, not to mention a dozen or so vineyards on the Leelanau Peninsula. This state knows its hooch.

by Matt Watson on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in the area

Giant Slayer is my personal fav from Tri City Brewing. It’s a little hard to find, but the city does boast more bars per-capita than any city in the country.

by JoeDip on Dec 21, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for answering!

2. Albert’s on the Alley, yeah. My brother lives around there, so if I stay with him Friday night, we’ll be there.

3. I had Segal in mind when I asked that question – strong choice.

Context for 4: my friends and I were having this debate recently and it became so heated that one of them called Taboo HQ and spoke with the rules makers. They laughed and said it is in fact cheating to use Jim.

by Packey on Dec 21, 2011 2:46 AM EST up reply actions  

My questions all center around the main question. How would the following people describe Matt Watson:

1. Your high school basketball
2. Your arch-enemy writer competition (or just other writers)
3. Child Matt Watson from 1989
4. Future Matt Watson, in the grips of a zombie apocalypse
5. Your mom

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Dec 17, 2011 8:17 AM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

1) Are your parents cool with the blogging/journalism gig or do they shake their heads and go, “When are you going to get a REAL job, Matthew?!?! Like doctor or lawyer?!?”

2) Do you think it’s a long term career? I think about wedding photography all the time and wonder how long it will last (because it’s a pretty sweet gig). But the technology and people involved are changing so much that it makes competition pretty stiff. Is the sports blogging thing going to stay the course for a while or do you think something will come along and be a game changer and create new opportunities for people? Is it a pretty competitive environment?

3) If you could live any where in the world, where would it be?

by garrettelliott on Dec 17, 2011 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome read.

Thanks for taking the time to answer!

by garrettelliott on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

wow matt you worked with the who’s who of NBA bloggers there. thats pretty cool.

follow me on twitter: @danieldresden

by dandresden on Dec 19, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This was a lot of fun — thanks again to Shiny for nominating me. Anyone have any suggestions for who should go next?

by Matt Watson on Dec 20, 2011 2:03 AM EST reply actions  

cool questions. cool answers.

by Fadel on Dec 24, 2011 1:54 AM EST reply actions  

Who Is Matt Watson?

God.

Especially after reading this. I’ve got a lot of respect for what you’ve done and am grateful for this great community here at DBB.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

God is a bit much, but I still thank you.

by Matt Watson on Dec 31, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, If you really want to think about it Matt…

What you created is a community full of die hard and intelligent Pistons fans (with a few wealthy industrialist scatter amongst us). Guys, and Gals, who worship Red Pandas, The Georgeous Swede, Moose, (aka Monroebocop, aka Monroed Warrior), and love SLAM DUNK SHOTS!, bad-ass blocks, and well played basketball.

But you also created a communty full of drunk and surly jackasses who find sadistic glee in this tortured franchise, Combo gaurds, random rebi, haiku bananzas, finely groomed eyebrows, Ramon Sessions, Obsessive compulsive squating, baby eating, and all sorts of crazy shit that puts everything else to shame.

If you’ve watched Futurama, I liken your godhood to that of Benders. Dementedly Beautiful and Beautifully Demented!

All in all… I think you can feel pretty proud about DetroitBadBoys.com

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 31, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So when are we going to learn about Packey or Skylar or whoever?

It’s been over two weeks. If we don’t keep up with this series, it could just fade away. And there are still a lot of people who I want to know about.

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Jan 3, 2012 12:42 PM EST reply actions  

It won’t fade away, I promise — I wanted to wait until after the holidays so it wouldn’t get lost in the shuffle.

by Matt Watson on Jan 4, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  


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