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The Detroit Pistons host the Cleveland Cavaliers for opening night at the Palace

Cleveland Cavaliers at Detroit Pistons, Dec 28, 2011 7:30 PM EST


After sputtering their engines against the Pacers on Monday night, the Pistons get their last chance at a fresh start for the 2012 NBA season. The Pistons host Ramon Sessions (swoon) and the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight for opening night at the Palace of Auburn Hills.

Game Tips at 7:30 P.M. on FSD TV

Cleveland Cavaliers: 0 - 1

Detroit Pistons: 0 - 1

The Situation

I'm going to repeat the phrase "team in transition" until the Pistons front office starts repeating it. So far, they haven't gotten their heads around the concept. The Cleveland Cavaliers are a best case scenario for a team in transition, slated to bounce back from the loss of Lebron James in a speedy fashion. This team has promising young talent in Kyrie Irving and Tristan Thompson, some nice trade pieces and an excellent salary profile. If the Cavaliers wind up with another lottery pick in 2012, you can pencil them into the playoffs in 2013.

No, seriously. Once Tristan Thompson is ready for the starting lineup (which is likely to come sooner than later), expect the Cavs to move Antawn Jamison's $15M expiring contract. Since Jamison actually has on-court value, that cap saving contract could actually bring real talent back to Cleveland. If they can't find a prolific shooting guard on the trade market, they can always hang on to Jamison and buy one next summer. Add that wing scorer next to Irving in the backcourt, and a lineup of Casspi, Thompson and Varejao could actually make some noise next season.

Star-divide

Then there's Detroit, who isn't even in a rebuilding stage yet. To rebuild, you have to disassemble the establishment in the first place. Pistons fans could rejoice for a moment, since it seemed like this was finally happening with the buy-out of Richard Hamilton. But for that step forward, Detroit took two steps back with the $50M+ in deals to Tayshaun Prince and Rodney Stuckey. This aversion to rebuilding is even worse given that Detroit actually has talent to begin to build around. No such luck, Pistons fans. Instead, we're going to have to waste a few years of that talent until we can adequately build around them. That sure doesn't help our case when that talent hits free agency...

Enough doom and gloom. The Cavs aren't back to glory yet, so let's rough them up a bit, yeah?

Fun with Numbers

Despite the fact that the Cavaliers and Pistons shared a loss to start the season, they're roughly twice as good as the Pistons. Kyrie Irving is off to a slow start with a PER of 6.4, but this is twice as good as our own Brandon Knight, who has registered a PER of 2.8. Yeah PER sucks, but apparently so do these two. Fortunately for Detroit, our starting, um, guard Rodney Stuckey has begun the season with a 24.8 PER. What sucks is that he's no Ramon Sessions, as Mike Payne's Favorite has registered a 44.6 PER in 2011-12. Sessions is averaging 30 points, 10 assists and 7 rebounds in 36 minutes this season. Tristan Thompson is looking at ROY considerations with 30 points, 11 rebounds and 17 free throw attempts per night, if of course he plays 36 minutes every game.

Keys to the Game

Don't let Ramon Sessions or Tristan Thompson play 36 minutes - I kid.

Since I just previewed a preseason game against the Cavs last week, I'm just gonna copy and paste. Kinda.

Defend Without Fouling - The Cavs took a ton of free throw shots against us in the preseason. They took more than twice as many free throws than the Raptors did during their season debut. This isn't a coincidence, its just that Cleveland has players that are good at drawing contact and getting to the free throw line. This is tough news for a team with only one center, especially when he's already started the season with foul trouble.

Contain Irving on the Perimeter - and Sessions too. We didn't do a good job of this in the preseason, so it's time to turn this around.

Feed the Moose - This should be Detroit's motto, and it should be a key to the game until it is.

Question of the Game

Can Detroit open the season at home with a win? If they don't get one tonight, they might be looking at a zero and ten start for the season. After tonight, Detroit faces Boston, Indiana, Orlando, Chicago, Philly, New York, Chicago and Dallas. Yikes.

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Unless you live in Michigan.

In which case, tough luck!

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Eat shit, Michigan!

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

that’s not very nice…

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Just yolkin'

I <3 my home state.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct.

It would still be free, but useless if you want to watch the Stons.

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by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

isnt the game on FSD for michiganders/michiganians?

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where are you seeing this free preview?

The only site I see is telling me I need to subscribe

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If you click the package you “want” (say, the Broadband package) it will take you to a page of its features. There is a red button that says something like “Try Now.” Kee-leek eet.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo-hoo!

Got it! Thanks. Now I just hope that the video doesn’t get me in trouble at work.

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Feed the Moose – This should be Detroit’s motto, and it should be a key to the game until it is.

Yes, yes, yes.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

Also, I love how Pistons.com is subtly prepping fans for what could come:

"I think that is the most grossly overrated thing ever," he said. "When I first took the job, all I heard about was that if we would have beaten Jersey … guess what? Philadelphia had one of the worst starts you could have. The two (overtime) losses they had to Washington, you couldn’t write them up. Bad luck. The perfect storm. And yet they came back to make the playoffs. If you allow one game to define your season, come on, now. This is the NBA. Things happen. And to pin it on one game, make or break, I don’t see it."

The 76ers started 3-13 – under a first-year coach, Doug Collins, implementing a new system – yet ended up 41-41 before giving Miami a pretty decent tussle in the first round.

http://www.nba.com/pistons/features/truebluepistons_111227b.html

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by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

I mentioned this in the noon shootaround
“One of the worst starts you could have” got Frank canned [in New Jersey]. But he’s right in the sense that the Pistons can’t let one game affect their next like it sounds they did last year when they blew a seven point lead in the final two minutes of the opener. However, he could be bracing fans for the worst — take a look at the Pistons next ten games after tonight’s [next eight in MFMP’s preview].

Oh billy.

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Since we're playing with quotes...
“There’s always things that happen and, I think, probably the best things we’ve done is we’ve married the player and how he’s going to be used. We haven’t acquired any players just saying, ‘Hey, he’s a good player.”

by Packfill on Dec 28, 2011 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

you guess it.

not Joe Dumars. It was actually Jim Schwartz. Guess that’s why they’re in the playoffs.

how do you end the quote box?

by Packfill on Dec 28, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

how do you end the quote box?

“He’s a good player…in bed”?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this is how if you haven't already figured

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Just hit blockquote at the end and just throw the forward slash in there. Leave out the space though. Had to put that in to make it show up.

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by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought about that, but they can do so much better for so much cheaper. Since Irving is only 6’2", Gordon would also make for an ugly backcourt pairing on defense.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

however, Cleveland’s situation is one of luck, not intelligence, so you never know…

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

about elephants

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE THE ONES WHO ARE GONNA GET ROUGHED UP, PISTONS

START SWEATING, MIKE PAYNE.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

no, not really. I was just saying that for effect.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

As I recall, the Aggies made the clutch plays in your house last time.

So what if you’re 10-2? What makes you think you’ll do any better in our house?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Aren't you an Indiana fan?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

They have universities in Indiana? :p

What field?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

What field?

corn field.

/imallowedtopokefunbecauseilivediniowa’d

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my god

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

I’m currently at NMSU for grad

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this season may yet be tolerable

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

This for real?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm crossing my fingers

This past week a whole slew of rumors appeared out of no where, starting with a Valve employee reportedly wearing this:

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we have a better chance of seeing Amy Rose getting her own platforming game.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

dude

way to brutally get my hopes up.

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

How the fuck did Eli get chosen over Stafford for the pro bowl?

Stafford’s had a drastically better year – to the point where it shouldn’t have even been close. My only rational guess is he took advantage of playing in NY

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

yeah...made no sense to me either...

Stafford has 10 more TDs, 2 less INTs, comparable passing yards, a QB Rating hat is 6 points higher, and a completion % that is 4% better.

Pretty much, Stafford got hosed.

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by The Boourns on Dec 28, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for hat

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by The Boourns on Dec 28, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get why he's not getting much attention this year in general

He’s putting up dominant numbers for a 23 year old, especially when you factor in the broken finger. The fact that he is going to end up with nearly 5000 yards is pretty incredible considering we had no running game, and let’s not even get started about the comebacks he and Megatron led

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And also taking into team performances

Leading the Lions to the post-season whereas the Giants are still mediocre.

Also Eli’s brother has only had one season that could be considered definitely better than Stafford’s was this year. It’s pretty ridiculous.

by Shinons* on Dec 28, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, isn't it closer to 6?

I’ve got six seasons where he’s posted a better QB rating

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking just at passer rating

But yardage and touchdowns are another story – Manning’s never averaged over 300 yards per game and only one year over 36 touchdowns.

by Shinons* on Dec 28, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well let's not start comparing Stafford to Peyton

The Colts put a pretty mediocre team around him most years (if not down right awful like this year); if anything it’s a testament to just how dominant of a QB he is that he still won a ton of games

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly, Peyton's one of the greatest ever

Just a conversation piece, pointing out just how horrific of a snub it is – that this season would look pretty good on the back of “one of the greatest ever’s” football card ought to have him playing in Hawaii.

by Shinons* on Dec 28, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

gotcha, agreed

I’m too lazy to look up the numbers, but I’m willing to bet a handful that there are very few QBs in NFL history that put up this kind of season as a 23 year old

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s the youngest since Marino in ’84 (when he set yards mark Brees just broke) to put up 4k yards and 30+ touchdowns

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

there ya go

I get Brees and Rodgers getting picked over him (don’t see anyone who would possibly disagree there anyways), but Eli of all people is just ridiculous

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Stafford leads him in every statistical category

Except “Total Yards”, “Playing In New York” & “Being A Manning”.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

TAVARIS JACKSON WUZ ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny D

About to pop a bottle of Bourbon Barrel Plead the 5th at tip off! (And a Hair of the Dog Fred + Ten Fidy)

by RoscoeJacksonJr on Dec 28, 2011 6:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

man that pic of CV is so excellent. What if that’s how all dudes fought? Just trying to wrap their fingers around someone’s face as the “go to” move?

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 6:57 PM EST reply actions  

I'm gonna say we get the early-season victory

and start drinking the lightly poisoned Kool-Aid.

Pistons, 96-92. Our offense can’t be as bad as last game…can it?

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Cavs defense will answer that for you.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Im predicting 78-71 cavs

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh my

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

for realism

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching this pregame show.

Does it feel like these sayings strung up around the place feel more like something you tell a bunch of high schoolers and not, you know, PROFESSIONAL athletes?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

What kind of sayings?

“We’re all in this together”?
“Getcha head in the game”?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuff like:

“Be impactful.”

Well no fucking shit, dude. You probably should have some sort of impact on the game. Hell, I would assume that by not having an impact, you are indirectly having an impact on the game!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh boy, they're going to show the introductions!

This is the biggest reason why Ben should be starting.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

Wallace, not Gordon.

Fuck that other guy.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

CAVALIER FANS GET UP ON YOUR FEET
GET UP GET UP
TIME TO MEET
AND GREET
THE BALLAZ
WHO REPRESENT THE CLEVELAND
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVALIERS!

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

who?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

horton hears a who

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

they don't

your team does

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I just rip them off to get a reaction out of people

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wait a minute, that didn't sound good

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t worry WaveOcean. You are not alone. I’m sure Mike has a pair of tear-away pants, too. And he’s likely wearing them right now.

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by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm bringing the surly.

Which one of you fuckers is bringing the drunk?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

I'm completely being myself tonight

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i sense bugman222's presence!

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

The force is strong with this one

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

what kind of force?

wink wink

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Although I might not contribute much tonight

Work computers tend not to allow streaming video

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

in the same boat for another 30 mins. ive never tried to stream games on these comps. probably a no no

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

This is going to be an epic thread!

DBB fantasy question: Does it make a difference if a player (such as Ramon Sessions) is a starter or a utility guy? Totally new to this and just wanted to point out one more time that Ramon Sessions is on my DBB fantasy team! Ha!

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

There's plenty of utilities Ramon Sessions works on...

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Utility players are just flex players. Makes no difference. They’re still “starting” as long as they’re not in your bench.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh baby

Look who just dropped in

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, right?

Mike Posner doesn’t sound like a rapper. “Taio Cruz” does.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh. Fancy.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha! I love how half-assed that Cavs intro was.

Fuck you Cleveland and all your fans!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:38 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

OH, you are going to regret this.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Listening on internet radio is not as much fun as streaming video

Mark Champion<<<George Blaha
Rick Mahorn<<<<<<<<<Greg Kelser

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Oh hey, Lose Yourself.

Never heard this before associated with Detroit!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Eminem >>>> gospel choir cover

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

the tip of that mans finger will also be green.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

done

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

also

is that a drawing of ramon?

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

EW!

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn fucking straight.

If they drop Final Countdown, I won’t care about this team anymore!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

lolwutthefuckisthisshit

i’ve got some serious mad right now…

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

This was my class song

Not kidding.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Shhhmacklin

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BOBCATS ARE KICKING THE HEAT’S ASS

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I love how I keep checking that box score solely to check Bismack’s stats.

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by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

GREG THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE MONROE!!!

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

rec’d for ./charlie_sheen/winning.jpeg

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m really curious to see that image now.

by excellent dinosaur on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought I heard him say it a few times in the preseason

this definitely confirms it

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

mooooosee

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Alright, if this is a one time occurrence, fine.

But you cannot introduce the Pistons without the Final Countdown!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

That's all kinds of wrong.

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Frigen hate the Final Countdown.

Loved in it 6th grade when girls liked my for playing it on the piano. It has sucked ever since.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You are dead to me.

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Did You Get Any Action From It?

..otherwise total fail.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice touch bringing in Suh

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

They put him in the upper deck for driving Kyrie Irving into the court

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Suh

Detroit’s new baby eater

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

So is the 54 for Jason Maxiell

Or for the 54 years since the Lions won anything?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

MOOSE!!!

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

Jinx!

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

MOOSE!!!

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

yes

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

Amnesty Gordon now

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

That was strange. not sure what else to say.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

MONROBO COP

Defending Detroit from lesser basketball teams

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

more moose!

and if Gordon didn’t suck everywhere else he’s worthless on the fast break as well

by mcflies on Dec 28, 2011 7:50 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Jonas backs him in and scores?

Is my feed fuzzy?

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

This young man Greg Monroe might have a future in the game of basketball.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

To bad at this rate, the Pistons won't.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck, meant Too! TOO!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

League Pass seems to be about a full minute behind

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

Gordon did something positive!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!!

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

I'm Telling You

He’s going to be ok this year.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

All right Kyrie, you're gonna be a facilitator tonight

That’s working so far

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Man it must be nice to have someone who can facilitate.

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

well, i don't know if that's his true nature

I’ve just been waiting a year for something to build on. Now instead of waiting for something, hopefully Cleveland HAS something.

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH

I GOT YOUR 2-12 SHOOTING RIGHT THERE

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

this Irving guy

seems to have some natural bball instincts

by mcflies on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Well I should hope so!

We drafted him #1 overall for crying out loud!

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

NEW AND IMPROVED DEFENSE!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Surly, but not drunk at all. Not a good combo.

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

We're obviously losing cause we didn't use the Final Countdown.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That and we suck at the game of basketball

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That, too.

BUT IT’S MAINLY BECAUSE NO FINAL COUNTDOWN.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s a new era. a new sucky era.

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

BUST

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Brandon Knight is poop.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

garbage

TRADE KNIGHT NOW!

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

thing is though

he hasn’t turned the ball over, fouled anyone or missed a shot.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

TRADE KNIGHT NOW!

FOR LEBRON JAMES!

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait.

A smart pass by Ben Gordon?

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

"Moose is in attack mode"

The prettiest words ever spoken.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Moose don't cuddle, they charge your ass.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That whole amnesty clause thing

using it on Gordon is still sounding good

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Unfortunately, I don't believe we can use it until next offseason.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Monroe is playing strong tonight, which is good to see.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

OFFENSIVE BOARDZ

For JJ

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Well, we couldn't make it if the hoop was a laundry basket

but it looks like we’re hitting the boards better. PROGRESS!

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Ben Wallace without a headband?

I… I…

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

This game is not making me want to claw my eyes out

Much better than I expected. So far at least.

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

First DLN!

/drink

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That was Detroit’s first foul, and they’ve been feeding Moose. Do they read DBB?

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

No, cause Dumars still has a job.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Our man on the inside

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ben Gordon

is impressing me tonight.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully he's impressing some other team's GM, too!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ass

all right, Tristian, let’s see what you got.

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Max in the game

This could be good, or very bad.

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Someone just ate his babies.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

3333333333333333333333333333333

RAMON

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

How was that not a charge?

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

How was that not a good time at IHOP?

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently there are no charges.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuckey doing nothing tonight.

But he is padding his “HEY” category.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Maxey comes in, then the Cavs go on a 7-0 run. Coincidence? Hmmm…

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Fixed

Maxey Tristian comes in, then the Cavs go on a 7-0 run. Coincidence? Hmmm…

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Never heard of him

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

by the time this game is over

you will not like him.

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't dislike

what you do not acknowledge to exist ;)

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Bah.

Tristian coincidentally needs to be wearing a Pistons jersey instead of Maxey. I demand a trade!

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Why was Ben Wallace in the game for only 22 seconds?

I get that we need to limit his minutes, but damn…

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

He forgot his headband

Had to go back to the bench

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Muscles too big

Refs couldn’t handle it

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Typo

They’re going to limit his minute.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Daye, you've got to TAKE THAT SHOT!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

I mean, it was from Brandon Knight.

Knight to Daye!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, that last shot makes me thing maybe you did the right thing?

You suck, Daye.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding

he did it all pre-season on that exact pass from Knight.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

allllllll riiiiiiiiiight

Bobcats lead the cHeat by 15

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Moose!

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Greg Monroe Jumper.

Game over, league. Game. Fucking. Over.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

don't forget the assists!

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

and the steals!

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No, what I meant that without the jumper, Monroe could still be considered mortal.

Now?

The league. Is. Fucked.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTifdoKXoxM

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That was wretched

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Beautiful

Moose+Knight ftw

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Is that Ludacris' "#1 Spot"

I heard during that possession? Keep playing that all night long.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

that is precisely what I want to see the Pistons doing with Moose. getting the ball to him in the post, hitting an open shooter on the perimeter. DO THAT SHIT FUCKING AGAIN.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Moose passing out of the post

Gives me so much wood.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Shit

Cavs are gonna have to do something about this guy before he steals your hearts away from Ramon.

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ramon is lust

Moose is love

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

fair enough

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ramon at the buzzer

So Cavs have a go to guy for a last shot in case they blow a 7 point lead.

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Damn I was gonna play 2k12

but these positive comments make me want to actually watch the game.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Moose has 6,4,2,1 in the first quarter alone

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I have been playing WAY too much 2k12

Between the legends, My Player, and Association, there is seriously enough game to keep me occupied for the next 4 seasons.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ah good

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

God damn get the woman off Hundai commercials

She has the most annoying voice i’ve heard for a singer

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

without a doubt

She can at least sing

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck adele with a shovel

my wife “rocks” that shit on repeat, and I can’t stand it.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So do all the women I work with.

Just makes me turn up Deftones even louder.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

knight comes in

7-2 run. warm that lovely bench with your dumb ass, stuckey.

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, warm it for the next 3 years while making $25 million.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This is so much more watchable than Monday night

I’m nearly speechless

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

a. home
b. cavs
c. were still losing

by mcflies on Dec 28, 2011 8:15 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

just enjoy the damn game

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Still more watchable

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah

But I’m not actively repulsed. That’s a step, McFly.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S THE FRIGGIN' CAVS

THEY’RE THE GREATEST THING SINCE THE ANIME HAREM GENRE, REMEMBER?

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Ben.

Oh no. No, no, no.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

your eyes say no no

but your mouth says yes yes

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, why didn’t Big Ben dump that pass off to a cutting Daye on that last possession? He was open.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

I should biomedically engineer Moose an ATPase co-enzyme

So that he can just play all 48 minutes

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

close, biomedical engineer

Similar field more money xD

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

i’m a computational chemist. don’t even have a sink in my lab

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh

I was thinking about going entrepreneurial in that field. I work in one of the UM med school labs in immunology, and frankly there are about a hundred ways that I think the entire system could be improved from a software perspective. Granted I’m doubling with EE, and not CS, so I don’t really have a full understanding of how the code would work – but it seems easy enough to do for someone with the rights skills

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

I’m at the other u of m. University of Memphis as research faculty. You should come post-doc in my lab :D we’re working on a bunch of stuff for visualization and improving information collection/throughput for studying biochemical mechanisms at the quantum level. Went to UMich for my undergrad!

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha well to be honest I really have no intentions of getting a PhD any time soon. All my goals in life really just require a masters in engineering (likely going to double there as well) and an MBA. Good to see a fellow Wolverine getting shit done though

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Do it!

I’ll e-fund the entire operation.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

In theory it should have been done already

It’s relatively simple biochem, we already know all the mechanisms and why certain pathways are inefficient. However engineering proteins gets complicated because you never know how the tertiary + quaternary structure could impact folding and thus substrate binding until you straight up try it in vivo.

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Austin Daye

the Drew Stanton of the Pistons, pre-season MVP.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

But will he dougie?

Only time will tell.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

If he does

I will dislike him a million times more.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's go Cavs! Push it!

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

3 fouls on Samardo already....

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

That's... ummm... good?

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

not for me

I’m a Cavs fan

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

who?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Things I do not like:

The Pistons new paint job in the lanes/free throw circles.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

isn't it funny

that our offense completely falls apart with Greg Monroe off the court, but our two “point guards” in Rodney Stuckey and Brandon Knight are on court?

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Daye looks horrible

Just awful.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

He’s just extremely clumsy. Long, smooth, strokin’ it.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh Even tiny guards can outmuscle Daye for the basketball.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Hey now

Boobie is growing up.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon, Wave

Boobie is a boob.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

GET DAYE OF THE COURT!

And someone tell him to shave.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

But he practiced with Durant and Kobe!

He has to have gotten better!

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Got better at getting his skinny ass handed to him.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, better yet… tell him to take a hike and ride 40 miles on a bike.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Telling him to take a hike made me lol

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, he might as well

Not like any of our games mean anything

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GOOD F'N JOB CAVS

3 STRAIGHT TURNOVERS

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Stuckey

Showing off his ball-handling skills

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Brandon Knight

Showing off his ball-handling skills.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Stuckey and Daye

should not see the court for the rest of the game.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THIS GAME BEING WATCHABLE

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

sloppiest.

game.ever.

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by Sean W on Dec 28, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Still better offense than the Bulls, right?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

I am really getting sick of watching Stuckey.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 8:26 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Only 3 more years!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And only one more year of Antwan Jamison

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I Get The Under?

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Stuckey Cheeses

No, someone’s probably made that joke already

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

JJ and Moose back in the game.

This should solve a lot. Or at least make the game watchable again

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Jonas and Moose.

that’s about all there is to say about this team.

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by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 8:27 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Those 2 should start

then the rest of the names go in a hat and pull for the remaining 3 spots.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't for that night when our starting line up is:

Villanueva
Macklin
Wallace
Jerebko
Monroe

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

who plays the point?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice move by Stuckey.

by Gabe F-B on Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Crab walk.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rodney's 3 point shooting looks a lot better

Did not see this coming

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

His stroke looks a lot more natural

No more caveman-throw-boulder-then-run-n-smash-into-defender

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well,

Looks like Stuckey heard y’all

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

stuckey

that crossover was worth at least 500k

by 3636 on Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Rodney...

all the gravy and no biscuit!

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

These threads move fast this year.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

MOVE FASTER POKEY

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

My goodness this team miss so many layups. It’s like a contagious disease or something.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

No Final Countdown

but plenty of LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

That music gives me a stroke.

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Let's just drop both

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate you sooooooooooooooooo much.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Clearly you aren’t sexy

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get it the reference

but you’re right.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Their latest song

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY?

Is Daye getting so many touches on offense?

by Habbidabs on Dec 28, 2011 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

probably being rewarded for a good preseason

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Gores is a good owner at least

That bodes well.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

That locker room

looks like something The President would get dressed in.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Daye's awfulness reminds me why Prince was extended.

Which just makes me more pissed.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Finally Varejao scores!

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Even that basket he made was a terrible possession

Him dribbling aimlessly then chucking a jumpshot. VETERAN LEADERSHIP.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

who would bernie mac had to have sex with to give life to boobie gibson?

by 3636 on Dec 28, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

that was creative

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Largest lead of the night for Cleveland. Whatchu gonna do?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

All aboard the "Suck for Sullinger" Train!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Suck what?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Personally, I'm down for whatever it takes.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I get it now…………………………ah ha ha ha………………………

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh, drunk Packey

that’ll be fun

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

More than points per half!

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Our offense

Is a disgrace to the game of basketball

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

At least its better than our defense

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Debatable

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

disagree

Our defense sucks because of lack of good rebounding bigs, the rotations don’t look too bad. Our offense is just garbage right now

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's cause it is.

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, she broke.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

If not for how pathetic Washington and New Jersey are

The Pistons would be the worst team in the Eastern Conference

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't say that

Indiana’s gotten better this season

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

that’s what happens when you do it twice in a row. This offense blows.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The Pistons can't ever get a stop

every time they get a basket to try cutting into the lead, it’s almost inevitable the D will give up points the next time down the floor.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

All right Cavs

You are NOT blowing anything down the stretch this time.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

that was...suggestive.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

no it wasn't

not everything is about gay sex in here

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

debatable

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d for vortigaunt speak

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

oh well…you know.

Too much of a good thing…

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

there was a time when they used to

but good things and gay sex sometimes go together, right?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

they always go together

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

COME ON CAVS!

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

If only CV was available....

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose should man up

and put his sack in Varejao’s face

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Put Varejao's sack in Varejao's face.

Self-teabagged.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that might just do it

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a better idea.

The two of them should have a SACK RACE.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Every team should have 1 guy

who serves no purpose other than to go out and deck somebody.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I volunteer Jason Maxiell.

Not like he does anything else anyway.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

How in the hell can you be down 14

to the Cavs in your home opener. Worst Pistons team ever.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

getting man handled by the cavs at home. yep.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Dec 28, 2011 8:41 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Well, at least there aren’t as many games until our lottery pick, right?

by Mac- on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point, I should probably go to FTS

Leave you guys alone. It’s tough enough watching this quarter unfold without a Cavs fan hanging around, huh?

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

You are always welcome here Wave

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks bugman222

This is why I love you guys and I love hanging out here.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Varejo just knocked Daye across the head to get that rebound

What a joke.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

oh dear

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL, Pistons are a bunch of pussies.

Especially Austin Daye. Fuck this team, I refuse to watch another game.

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

You'll be back

If I kept coming back for more last year game after game, so will you.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Impressed

the word “pussy” was used, which is obviously foreign in it’s meaning to you, yet you still replied.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry guys!

That Knight 3 is the springboard we need to win this game!

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

And that Tayshaun injury!

Only 4 more years!

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And the title!

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting killed on the glass, hey let's draft another fucking guard.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

wooo!

Knight looked ice cold

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Shoot.

Oh well. 50-39 at halftime looks so much more beautiful than 31-41 the other night.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Is there a worse analyst than Mateen?

He had to have been homeless to give him a job analyzing basketball.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Mateen, from South America

HEART!

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Bismack Biyombo blocks Chris Bosh's layup

Blocks and Dunks : Phase 1 has begun.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

…still wish we’d drafted Kemba Walker.

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by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

All right guys, I gotta get going.

I’ll see you next time. Thanks for putting up with me.

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by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

Good luck

Looks like the Cavs will avoid finishing last in the division, at least. I really like Thompson.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

  • WaveOceans good bye *

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, helped the Tigers to that 2006 World Series run!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Mateen Cleaves’ analysis is as embarrassing as Austin Daye

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

How many times did we work through Monroe in the post in the 2nd quarter?

The lack of offense is not a coincidence.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe two times? Three times? It wasn’t often, that’s for sure.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

this TNT half-time show

Shaq’s knowledge of low-level NBA bench players is pretty remarkable.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

I think that game was rigged

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Which One?

You mean the one Shaq played in? Game 6, Kings-Lakers?

I was driving back to LA tonight, missed the game.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Sniz-ap

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Austin Daye is also the only one on our team with a positive +/-

How is that even possible?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

+/- stats are highly dubious

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Taio Cruz is balding

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Austin Daye is somehow making me miss Charlie Villanueva.

I didn’t think that was possible.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:56 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

coon’s age

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

*tears*

you are making me miss detroit by saying this

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

Langlois drops a knowledge bomb
Cavs had 15 turnovers in first half. Still up by 11. Pistons 6 assists, 9 turnovers. Shooting: 37% vs. 57%

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

So wait...

Shitty offense and defense results in this? Who would’ve known?

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind losing

because we’re gonna lose a lot this year, with this team. But not while paying CV, BG, StUCKey, and Isotay. I mean the more I think about nearly capping out with those 4 over the next 3 years, the more it makes me sick. Can we start a Fire JoD petition campaign if come July 2nd at least 2 of those guys are not gone?

by bluedogg on Dec 28, 2011 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

I Don't Mind Losing, Period

how are you going to get to the lottery without Tay or Stuckey? The moment you deal them for a competent big man (if that’s even possible) you are fuckeefucked.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Stuckey made a contested layup?? Someone pinch me.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Are they looking for Monroe more?

Really?

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Blocking out

is what people who can’t jump have to do. I know this all too well.

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

In IM Basketball this spring

I’m yelling “HEY!” every time I drive the lane.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

I find it really ironic that Stuckey's 3 point shooting has improved

but he’s missing layups he used to convert last year

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

I think, "Ooooh"

is this year’s, “Heeeeey!”

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Did I just see Ben Gordon set a screen on Varejao?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

LOL!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You also saw a Rodney turnover

get used to that.

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by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Did someone say BG should get 15 looks?

That might actually work. Eventually.

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Those Cleveland traps are working way better than they should

Our ball movements suck ass

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

such a good pass from BG

Monroe couldn’t handle it. too shocking

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Every time they get close

they give up a 4-0 to 8-0 mini spurt and are right back where they started.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

As soon as the Pistons get back in the game

They immediately shoot themselves in the foot and fall behind by 8-10 points again. It’s all they know, I guess.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Does no one one this team know how to handle a basketball?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

nice dickhead pass, Tay

that turnover was not BG’s fault.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Ben Gordon feels like he's in a groove

But he’s not. I doubt this will end well.

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

these look like a couple of high school squads

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Actually, the Pistons are making the Cavs look decent.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Not only do the Pistons turn the ball over a lot, but we have comical WTF-type turnovers that make you wanna scream and break some shit. Argh!

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

turnover, turnover

whoops I dribbled it off my foot that time

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

In other news, the Heat are now beating the Bobcats in the 4th

As if this night couldn’t get any better…

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Which One?

I’m in Windsor, Bitch?

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Someone needs to help Moose box out already

They can’t expect him to rebound if he’s got 3 Cavs around him at all times

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

how did that work lol

looks like a winning combination though

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Knight looked good on that drive

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Moose.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

This has been a better quarter on O

too bad we can’t stop anything.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Knight!!!

Also shouldn’t that be a flagrant 1?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

KNIGHT!

And that’s a damn flagrant.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

that's what i thought

Any contact in the head/neck area while in the air is a flagrant right?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently not if it’s a Piston driving to the basket.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It sure was.

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not a Pistons game until...

COUNT THAT BABY AND A FOUL!

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:18 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Knight?!?!!

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Sick finish.

Welcome, B. Knight.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Knight

taking a shit on everybody

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

That floater was quite D-Rose looking

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Good thing it’s not Family Night.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Are the Aristocrats playing tonight, as well?

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Knight sucks

did you see how bad he missed that free throw?

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

sorry

I’ll go back to sitting on my thumb

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll go back to sitting on my thumb DOTUS

fixed.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Boehner/Weiner > Dotus/Votus

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/Vibratornueva’d

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for MFPackey’s on a roll

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/brgulkered

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I was trolling hard

instantly regretted it after hitting POST

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He doesn't

have the most beautiful stroke…I’ll give you that

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He hit his target

The rebound stubbed Varejao’s finger

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d for gulker’d

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Yes.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i just saw the replay

he’s ballin

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Straight hoopin’

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

He has surely brought some much needed energy and life into the team.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, Tay

You fucking dickhead. UGH I WANT YOU GONE. GRAB THAT BALL.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Ramon bricks a floater himself.

Clearly, MP, the basketball gods are telling you to leave the golden calf in Sessions and worship a true basketball prophet.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

damn knight

looking nice.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

He’s feeling it right now.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This O is great and all

but for the love of God get a stop. Knight is on fire.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Good lord

Knight is KILLING THEM.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

ok time to take Knight out of the game

He’s hitting too many shots

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

and again!

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

kid is going off.

i was just about to change the channel before this happened.

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by Sean W on Dec 28, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

He’s making the right decisions with the ball and also not turning it over. Good stuff.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't Tell Gulks

He’s going to get the vapors and all, having expertly analyzed his entire career watching him three times.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:16 AM EST up reply actions  

hey come on now V...

not cool man…you wouldn’t want us to assume that he’s over-reacting or anything.

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by The Boourns on Dec 29, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Knight doesn't bring blocks OR dunks to us

But he might still be an okay player

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

What a crossover

Knight’s a monster

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

He's SO FAST

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Brandon Knight needs to start

Like tomorrow.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Can we go back in time and have him start tonight?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

must create flux capacitor.....

that way he can start monday as well!

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

www.thetimetravelguide.com

shameless’d

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm cool with going just about anywhere

but Cleveland. I mean who the fuck says I’m going to Cleveland for vacation?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Liz Lemon

And people being inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Well she certainly won’t be seeing Joakim Noah there

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

dude is looking like a lil' monster!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

A stop.

Would be nice.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Heat check.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

stuckey and tay two man game

BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta catch that one, Moose.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Come on Moose

That’s two he drops

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

NOOOOOO

Austin Daye. Damn.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

thats not your game moose

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Let's not get jumper happy now Greg...

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

This is probably Villanueva's fault.

“Hey, you know it’s easier to score if you don’t go towards the basket?”

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

wait its 75-68 in the third

i just turned the game back on and assumed it was the 4th. exceeding expectations you guys.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

i thought this would be around what the final score would be.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the fuck Daye

get that shit out of here

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

is daye like 0-11?

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

0-5

still a dick minus

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Daye even air-balls an open corner three

What is WRONG with him?

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

can we trade daye, stuckey, and maxiell

for a bag of chips, hasheem thabeet, and a 2018 second round draft pick?

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Stuckey hasn't been too bad

Very solid game monday at least

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah but...

resigning Stuckey was a massive mistake. He can’t play the 2 and Brandon Knight is better than him at the point. For all the problems he’s going to cause, its better to just trade him now.

by bluedogg on Dec 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

IF this was preaseason

Daye would hit his shots

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

finally a good play

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

It was at least A play.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sad that after all that

We’re tied in the quarter

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Daye and Maxiell both need to be tied to the bench with a ball and chain.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

is boobie gibson living off that one game against the pistons for his entire career?

has he done anything since then? besides have pillow fights with lebron i mean.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

pretty much

I’m he’s fucking boobie gibson… who the hell lives up to that name and has a good career?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i could see there being some dude named Boobie from the ABA who was a badass that smoked angel dust and wore big gold chain and eventually was killed in a back alley in Knoxville or something.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pecs of Destiny ~= boobie

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Why Aren't You This Funny On Twitter?

If he was a bro, I’d go with Nashville. Knoxville is too White Sheet country (Gatlinburg is gorgeous, though).

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

haha i take that as a challenge to step my “tweet game” up.

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by dandresden on Dec 29, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

also

again, I’ve been quite impressed by Ben Gordon tonight

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

agreed

still no D and some bad decisions..but atleast he’s found his stroke and some confidence

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

SHOCK!

He can score when you give him the ball.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike, Someone Hack Your Account?

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:19 AM EST up reply actions  

The Pistons scored 30 points this quarter

and trimmed the lead by ONE. Just awful D.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Daye is team-best plus-1 in +/- after 3. Team-worst … TEAM-WORST

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Knight should be +10

But we have no defense…

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I Thought they changed the rule

Where a player could jump in the air and the offensive player jumps into him. Honestly, that looked dangerous, the way BG jumped into him.

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

The rule change was raking your arms across a player, or jumping into them intentionally on the way up (if I’m not mistaken). Gibson was in the air. That’s still quite a foul.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hurray! here in time for the fourth quarter! Hello DBB.

by freywagg on Dec 28, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

So is Tebow in the stands

Could use him for the 4th quarter…

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by Detroitnr1 on Dec 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

rather have Stafford

He led bigger comebacks than Tebow, just never got recognition by the media for it

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

True Dat!!

Cant believe he is the third alternate in the probowl… Talk About a Snub!

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by Detroitnr1 on Dec 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Media Is A Joke

First they dis CJ for being non-elite. Then they diss Staff because he only throws to “elite” CJ.

Which reminds me, how the fuck do Skip Bayless and Rob Parker get paid to talk about sports on TV?

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:22 AM EST up reply actions  

yuck kid rock

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Its like local teams

have him on speed dial

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s got a pretty open schedule.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He Lives In Oakland Co, You Know

…and both Bob and Marshall are very well liked and respected in the community. Just so you know.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:24 AM EST up reply actions  

lol "superstar" kid rock

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Can someone explain to me

why the Fuck Daye is still in this game

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/teams/det/roster

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

suffocating d by daye.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

stuckey! you’re back!

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

oh cmon gibson?

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

THIS JUST IN:

Ben Gordon still knows how to play basktball

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Every. Time.

This team can’t stop anything.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Damn you Gibson.

You’re still a fucking turd.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

ugh

hope sinks

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

aaaaaaaaannnnd

it’s gone.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why i don't believe in money market mutual funds

I invest all my money in humancentIpad research

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This is like watching the old Lions

every time the D needs a stop, they don’t get it. This team is going to cause people to break many things this season.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

It's Kind Of Funny

Between Isiah, Dumars and Microwave, there was only one true combo guard.

Between Rip, CB and James, you could argue both CB and James.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

did the bobcats win?

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

No

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by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

lost on basically a buzzer beater

still pretty impressive

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

bummer. oh well.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Diaw nearly had a triple double

they might have a really good year

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i think he once admitted that sheed fouled someone.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Bright side

Jerebko, Monroe and Knight looked good. So our future looked good

(This is forgetting for a minute that Joe is holding on to the past and will mess up the growth and talent of these 3 guys)

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

KNIGHT

of magic?

#shameless

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

I have a delusional friend who keeps playing the refs for us losing.

I keep trying to reason with him, and he won’t listen.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

I swear the Pistons do a good job of making mediocre bigs like Varejao and Samuels look like fringe All-Stars.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

I think after tonight

the Starters are Monroe, Knight, Gordon, Jerebko, ?. And we send Daye to the glue factory.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Ben Wallace, move Monroe to PF and Jerebko to SF.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

What good is that gonna do?

Ben already said he didn’t want to log a ton of minutes. Then you bring a guard or forward off the bench after 8 minutes and you’re left with a small lineup again.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Having him start =/= having him play 40 minutes a night.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I realize that.

Really the problem is, other than Monroe, there are no good bigs. This roster is awful.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Then we lose

but we actually get to see the team play quality basketball at least for a little while every game as well.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 28, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

knight looks like he might actually be alright from 3. thats going to be huge if he and stuck are going to co-exist in the backcourt

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

granted

teeny tiny sample size

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think sample size matters that much here

His stroke is nearly flawless. As long as he gets his shot selection down, he’ll be a really good 3 point shooter

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

duh

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

for a dude to step right into the NBA and start knocking dow threes like that is pretty sweet. I’m gonna enjoy this kid, I think.

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

and just like that he rattles home another one.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

how is that our team is comprised of 6th men

and yet we have one good bench player?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:50 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

only 1 TO for knight tonight as well? nice, real nice.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

not yet

gotta sit on my hand for a while first

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

dude sit on your dick, then it feels like you are jerking off a stranger

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

lolwut

wouldn’t numb dick defeat the purpose?

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

that a really sweet shot

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot Irving was playing

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

if you didnt know which was which you would think Knights the #1 pick

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

whatever man

that’s what google brought me

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s a quote from the clip, pal. relax.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep Knight, Moose & JJ

=> Firesale

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Why?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's good

Sure hes playing bad right now but I feel like he is a good prospect, also I want Kyle Singler Back!

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by Detroitnr1 on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No offense...

but you know nothing about basketball if you truly believe that.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know

I’ve always had this liking for Daye, but I see its just me :(

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by Detroitnr1 on Dec 28, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Singler is doing pretty well right now

I’d rather have him start than Tay

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly hes

Im Madrid fucking some hot spanish chickas

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by Detroitnr1 on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I Did That In BCN Off & On For 5 Years

But tended to stay away from the local talent, they were invariably Colombian or Brazilian. One Japanese-Brazilian gal I really liked in particular. But that was when Clinton was President, we were all making a lot more money back then.

Madrid was too cold and impersonal for me. BCN just rocks on every level.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, someone has to play for the D League squad.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly!

In all seriusness though, I think Daye can be a decent NBA player and right now thats good for the Pistons

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by Detroitnr1 on Dec 28, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait... What? Why?

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If I have one complaint about Monroe

it’s that he NEVER attempts to block a shot. Chooses to stand with his hands up, or continues to block out. Would like to see him attempt more swats.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

Dude is flat footed

He has no hops at all…I think he is ok of a player,but he is out of position.

by Roco on Dec 28, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s become this team’s ultimate garbage time scorer.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

damn beat me to it rovitz

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh, it’s going down to the wire. But watch BG steal the title with that awesome one-hand floater at the buzzer.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

good lord

think of the cap space we’d have without stuckey

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

if we didn't sign stuckey and tay

we could get dwight howard
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

How can our defense be this bad?

I don’t think Cleveland’s ever shot over 55% for a game in the history of their franchise

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

They have

I can assure you

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

hyperbole

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

hyperbola

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

asymptotic function != exaggeration in speech

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Waxed

by 20 to the Cavs in our home opener

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

yuck

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i was digging knight so much i didnt even notice.

go with the youth Franks!

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

same here

at least the games are going to be more fun to watch

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i actually thought it was way closer than it was. oh well, at least it was fun to watch

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That's it guys.

Let’s quit with 4 minutes left and let them dunk every time down the court. You motherfuckers. Check your pants for nuts.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

So we're only gonna win 5 games this year, yes?

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

I could stomach a bad game

But then you slap me in the face with a Blue Collar Comedy Tour commercial, FSN Detroit? FUCK YOU.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I once had to go get Bill Engvall a roast beef sandwich.

I’m pretty sure he had a hair transplant.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell Shinons

One out of two ain’t bad.

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Here's your bow

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

he was talking out bows, myes?

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

*about

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Outr lack of bigs

makes us the worst team in the NBA

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

I'm so afraid that you are correct

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

GD!

manhandled by the cavs bench. sadness

by n8dogg606 on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Might as well get used to this happening.

Because it’s going to be a recurring theme for 64 more games.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

wait wheres kobe

oh wait thats not the lakers its the blue collar comedy tour coming to the palace.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Lawrence Frank is like

“WHY did I take this job?”

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

lol, my feed even gave up and switched to the spurs game.

by freywagg on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Mine too!!

Hahahahaha

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to stick with that and watch Chauncey throw up threes

Hopefully Blake snatches one or two before it gets there and does a freaky dunk.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

for the disclaimer on why were so terrible

by DetroitDonovan on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

I wish Lawrence Frank wasn't 5'5" and 130 lbs...

that way he could yell at his players for playing like a bunch of assholes.

Give me LAIMBEER!

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

must be tired

shot way short

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Stuckey sucks

We will not win with that ballhog on the team. Selfish SOB.

by Ungass on Dec 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

ew

The defenseless Huskies vs a Heisman Trophy winner. I smell shenanigans ahead!
A new Mike Brown era has begun.

by WaveOcean on Dec 28, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY GURL

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for pooop

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

think that was green'd in under a minute

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

how did you find that?

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for Knight

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I think equally impressive to the scoring

Is that he had 5 assists coming off the bench, playing mainly with guys who suck ass

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

he has 2 now

still big improvement

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Just wait until Knight learns how to run pick-and-rolls well. His assist numbers will skyrocket once that happens.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the thing: I want to praise Dumars for drafting Knight cause of tonight.

But then I look at the score and realize everything else wrong with this fucking team.

So fuck your fat head, Joe D.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I feel like we would have won with Rip in the lineup.

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by heWizard on Dec 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If we had a center

and a SF that wasn’t complete and utter trash, we wouldn’t suck so badly

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Vernon Macklin:

The new human victory cigar.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Errrrrrrr

defeat cigar.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I prefer Darko....

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Darko=Veteran Leadership

right?

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Victory cigar > Defeat cigar

it’s really just that simple…

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by bearded thundar on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHA

Oh Special K. Saying Charlie V will help on the glass. HA.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, Blaha is reeeeeeeealy reaching with that comment for sure.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope when Knight is a superstar we can all look back fondly on this night

and then be real sad because he just forced a trade to the knicks.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

I could accept this if we hadn't resigned Stuckey and Prince

And were straight up rebuilding and trying for Anthony Davis or whoever. Instead, we have a bunch of bad contracts to go with out shit team.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

no look to Macklin!

I could get used to this

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Macklin eventually takes up Maxiell’s minutes. Every last one of them.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought macklin was way fatter.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

nah he's supposed to be really athletic

I was surprised he fell to us when i say the combine results, but the performance numbers say it all

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for say

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Knight and Gordon are still trying hard

this team would be a solid foundation if it weren’t for Tay, CV and perhaps Stuckey…

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

I was thinking earlier

that I want Mason to introduce my future wedding party just like he would introduce the Pistons.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Good call

Congrats on the impending wedding too! Best decision I’ve ever made was to marry my wife.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh i'm not engaged

just planning ahead. But thanks for the congratulations when it does happen!

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

damn good pass by knight to macklin.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

ew

Macklin with the missed slam dunk layup

by Packey on Dec 28, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

looks like he’s gunning for max’s spot

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That was indeed ugly.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Knight is just on fire

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Extremely impressed with Knight, I hope he gets to start over Stuckey sometime this season

Kind of disappointed with Daye once again having a strong preseason (although it was only 2 games) and being non-existent so far in the regular season (again its only 2 games).

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by Reno09 on Dec 28, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Eh, screw Daye.

I say show him the exercise bike at game time and make him peddle to the 40-mile mark.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

So good news

Knight is a fucking boss

Bad News

This is going to be a long-short season….

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by Detroitnr1 on Dec 28, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

105 points given up against the Cavs.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

didn't you hear we have a 25 point handicap?

So actually….

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

no me neither, i didnt have to watch tay stagger all over the place and saw minimal stuckey bricks.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he actually hit most of his jumpers

missed a bunch of layups though (hopefully that’ll be fixed when he gets his legs back?)

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i dont give a fuck about him anymore, i dont even want to watch him play well.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

that floater is a nice shot. glad knight has that in his arsenal

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

floater+deadly range shooter + no look passes for dunks

= I am headed off to the laundry machine

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Good news guys!

Mateen was impressed with Knight! It’s all going to be OK!

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Anthony Davis, here we come!

Blocks and dunks 2.0!

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not surprised

He was in the wrong role at Kentucky

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

should have expected

you just want to see the guy fail

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by bearded thundar on Dec 29, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

more hyperbole and misrepresentation. I’m shocked.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

more unnecessary MP defending gulker’s dislike for Knight. I’m shocked.

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by bearded thundar on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude here’s a tip: don’t misrepresent anyone’s opinion, especially to a hyperbolic degree. It’s a dickhead thing to do, and no matter who you do it to, I’m going to call you on it. Grow up, BT.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

well, there was this from brother Gulker

I’m not sure I feel about my own feelings about this, but I want Dumars to fail, too. I know that’s awful of me, but it’s just the truth. I want Stuckey to keep being Stuckey, I want Tay to get old and start sucking, I want Brandon Knight to suck as a rookie, I want Charlie and BG to keep being themselves, all so we suck and get a good draft pick (which Dumars will botch), and then get fired.

I think you need to simmer a little on trolling it, though, brother BT (and I was guilty of it myself last night).

by Packey on Dec 29, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't realize that

If that’s what BT was referencing, it was neither hyperbole or misrepresentation. I’m in the wrong here, sorry BT.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you weren’t.

Me typing “?” does not equal me wanting him to fail.

I intended it as a question of the “wrong role” comment, as I hopefully clarified below.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That quote, out of the larger context of the conversation, is pretty misleading.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not seeing how it's at all misleading

It was apart of a thread wherein Toledo Joe asked who would be worse than the Pistons this year. It was a direct response to mcflies’ comment here:

I hope so

1) i want to watch biyombo
2) i want the bobcats to have a better record
3) i want dumars to fail
4) by succeeding at getting a top 3 pick
5) and then get fired

which was in response to Mike answering mcflies’ question as to whether or not Biyombo would play. It sounds like you were responding with your own hopes and dreams, which you admitted to being unsure about. What am I missing?

by Packey on Dec 29, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummm...

Look, things are going to suck this year, and suck pretty bad. We’re probably 3d-5th worst team in the league. We have one quality big man, and one guy who probably should have retired (but I’m grateful he’s playing), and a bunch of wing players. Both our 3 and 4 are playing out of position.

Now, when you’re hating on Dumars or the situation or the team, you guys are pretty funny. But it’s not so funny when you start doing it to each other.

I don’t get why Gulks hates young Brandon’s game so much, it’s too early to tell whether he can adapt to the NBA, let’s give it 20-25 games first. Knight had no training camp, no summer league, he’s 20yo, he’s going to be raw. But he’s still entitled to his opinion. I’m entitled to disagree with it, but I’m not going to get personal with him over it.

I can speak with authority on this because I get clowned a bit for defending Dumars and the ownership situation. It’s ok, after all, it’s just a message board, right?

Things will probably improve after this season. We get a quality big in the lottery, a year or two we sign a quality FA (nothing looks good IMO for 2012), we’re back in it again.

I think some of you guys are a little spoiled, and take this to heart a little too much.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

was this meant to be a reply to me?

I didn’t think I was getting personal…

by Packey on Dec 29, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a question mark. I should have asked more specifically.

What do you mean he was in the wrong role at Kentucky? And how is that role different from the current role?

I don’t see much difference.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious question.

What’s going on lately? I honestly don’t know what I did to offend you.

All I can think of is the 20/8 thing, which from my perspective, wasn’t hostile or offensive. It was just a disagreement.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, this: http://www.detroitbadboys.com/2011/12/29/2667427/brandon-knight-highlights-pistons-cavs-home-opener-2011#86910061

And the multiple times I’ve expressed the opinion that I think Knight should be the starting PG very soon.

So yeah, I think MP’s right. You’re misrepresenting what I’m saying, and I think you’re doing it because you’re peeved at me (and sincerely, I don’t know why).

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the uniform. The attire of winners.

(before all these clowns ruined it with their buffoonery.)

Scratch that, before Joe decided to take a shit on these franchise winning history.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Technically, we only had a winning history from the 80's onwards.

Our overall record was still sub. 500 even before this era of sucktitude.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he Monroe all over again?

Where we don’t like his college stats, but his came just ends up translating well to the pro game?

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Monroe had some things going for him.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So did Knight

His FG% wasn’t great, but his TS% was solid. It was his first year playing PG at any level, I think, so the assist to turnover ratio wasn’t likely to be good. We thought Monroe couldn’t rebound and that certainly turned out to be incorrect.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Dec 28, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what i'm thinking

I distinctly remember people ripping on Moose last year despite the game footage showing a lot of promise. What’d ya know? His skills were perfect for the role we’ve given him

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that’s a little premature.

The really good thing that Knight has going for him is his ability to make 3’s (assuming this isn’t just a total fluke). The other thing he seems good at is assisting teammates. Those two reasons, in and of themselves, are enough for him to be the starter by year’s end, IMO.

But he’s still got some big red flags that didn’t pop up last night, namely, two-point shooting, turnovers, getting to the line, and defense.

He’s also coming of a career shooting night, so we’re probably all riding that high a little bit.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

HOF

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Dec 28, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

first ballot!

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I finally got to hear him

Couldn’t understand him.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's his expert analysis of an NBA game...

because he had such an illustrious career.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 28, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

he got to watch many games from the bench.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The performance of Samuels only reinforces how badly the Pistons need a center. This team has no answers for big-body guys like him.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The old guys aren't ready to let these young punks take over the league, yet.

Although, without McDyess, it’s not so sweet.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, so the guys who played decent to great tonight:

Ben Gordon
Jonas Jerebko
Greg Monroe
Brandon Knight

Two of those guys are on rookie deals, one is on a $4 million a year deal, and one is grossly overpaid at $11 million.

So what’s happening with the rest of that money? Did we just set it on fire?

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

25 points@ 9/19 shooting and 4 assists

That’s a Wade type performance right there. He gave us our money’s worth today

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard Wade plays D.

What would Earl Boykins do?

by FMFDOC8404 on Dec 29, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for truth.

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by The Boourns on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hornets are taking it to the Celtics. They are really missing Paul Pierce.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Gordon quietly had a really good game

If we get a real center to make up for the size problems, those two could make a deadly backcourt

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t see it. Knight hasn’t shown defensive ability yet, and his backcourt mate needs to offset that— something Gordon will never do. Not even Dwight Howard could heal that wound.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, Dwight has had some pretty shitty guards to cover for.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

even super short Jameer Nelson is a step above Ben Gordon

they’ve actually done a decent job defending the wings in Orlando around Dwight

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely Not

Jameer sucks, and was CB’s personal bitch every time we played ORL.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Two words

Leg. Sweep.

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by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Jameer Nelson is not a step above Ben Gordon because Billups owned him vs. Orlando. Got it.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I see what you’re saying, but he’s never really impressed me at all.

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by V. on Dec 29, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

A defensive stopper wing would also be necessary

Basically we’d need Tay to dial to clock 5 years, but I don’t think it’s impossible

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

historically, when has a super short guard duo dominated? it’s a nice thought, but I think you’re getting wayyyy ahead of yourself.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe+Isiah come to mind (yes I know)

All I’m saying is that seems to be our best option for a backcourt baring a major trade

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

one of the best defensive shooting guards in the history of the NBA comes to mind to justify a Gordon/Knight backcourt?

All I’m saying is that seems to be our best option for a backcourt baring a major trade

It’s hard to argue with that, good point.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

whoops shit

I meant to blockquote your mention of “All I’m saying is that seems to be our best option for a backcourt baring a major trade”, not slashthrough it. My bad.

by Mike Payne on Dec 28, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s why i specifically put in “(yes I know)”

but yeah i don’t see any better option in the near future

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

The only reason I want to see Gordon do good is to get someone to trade for him.

Except it worries me that if he does good Joe will want to keep him.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's the Paul George of this draft?

Knight+a really big 2 would also be intriguing

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

I suggest this be the newest DBB meme.

Every time Stuckey/Villanueva/Prince/Gordon does something bad.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's taking much of my strength

to not buy the warm-up top. Those things are sweet. Making the same plea with the Pistons as I did the Lions. No merch til the team starts winning.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Watched the game on DVR. Just finished up.

Quick thoughts:

Brandon Knight: Glad to see some offensive efficiency (23 on 13 shots) but he didn’t strike me as ever really “playing point guard” tonight. Also, no defense.

Ben Gordon: Shot too much, but I guess that’s “his thing.” Decent game for being almost entirely one-dimensional.

Moose: Too many turnovers. Sloppy post moves and poor positioning on the boards.

Austin Daye: Played like a guy who should be cut. Christ Almighty.

Tayshaun: Dude doesn’t give a shit. Got his one wide open awkward mini-jump jumper and flying hook lay-in. Lazy D.

Stuckey: Pretty ho-hum game. Seems to be earning that relatively modest contract, though.

All in all? No bueno. I expected them to suck, but wow. They suck.

by TDP on Dec 28, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

good to see you didn’t enjoy the game

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I was enjoying the game

until I realized that the shitty way they were playing was the shitty way they play.

by TDP on Dec 28, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i enjoyed the game due to:
a) minimum tayshaun, hopefully his knee keeps him out all season
b)what felt like minimum stuckey, i dont how much he played and i only saw the 2nd half but it felt like he was barely out there.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the same thing

but the box score says he played 32+ minutes. 11 points, 12 shots. Poop dick, bro.

by TDP on Dec 28, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

so he’s still playing a bunch, just invisibly. great.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless my internet is broken

ESPN is telling me Phoenix has 34 points. In the 3rd quarter. Wow.

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by rovitz707 on Dec 28, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Ouch!

It’s now 69-36, 76ers lead

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

they used to routinely put up 40

It’s too bad that team is in major decline (and likely done when Nash retires), they used to be really fun to watch

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

*40 per quarter

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s good to see a team with a darker future than ours. When your team sucks, it’s always nice to say we’re bad, but we’re not “insert team” bad. Sadly, most teams’ fans say that about us

by bluedogg on Dec 28, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh, when you’re forced to play Hakim Warrick extended minutes at center like the Suns are, you know you have major size problems.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

whats wrong with gortat and lopez?

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

When Lopez was tired Warrick was playing center. I’m not sure what’s up with Gortat though. Maybe he has some kind of injury.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, quit talking about how all these other teams are sucking.

We can’t have all this lottery competition!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Also, I am convinced the Celtics are pulling a Spurs here.

Intentionally tanking the season to land their next David Robinson Kevin Garnett.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

they had to tank a long ass time to get KG though

and they didn’t even get him out of a draft; don’t think that strategy works nearly as well in basketball as it does in the NFL

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

it worked out pretty nice for the spurs.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

them and the Knicks are about it

Most of the time it backfires. The draft just doesn’t consistently have good talent unlike other sports. You see late picks become really good players in baseball and basketball – however it’s considered to be really lucky if you get a second round player into the rotation for the NBA.

You see way too many teams get stuck in limbo despite routine lottery picks for me to consider tanking a valid strategy in the NBA

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for baseball and basketball

should have been baseball and football

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by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

calm down blaha

the c’s are going to carve this weak sauce team up

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

haha blaha just said"the celtics dont have the bench the cleveland cavaliers do"

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Boston is going to out-tank us.

Dammit, we’re going to beat them!

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, we have what they don't:

A stunning lack of talent.

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by heWizard on Dec 29, 2011 1:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Watch both Jermaine O’Neal and Brandon Bass have monster games against us.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

a red haired white dude from a small college in rhode island will drop 60 on us.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s inevibatable… inevibatle… in… a given.

by TDP on Dec 28, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If Knight starts..

And Suckey never,ever,ever runs an offense again. Oh and ban Daye from the locker room yeah we may win that game.

by Roco on Dec 28, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

We might start winning again if we fire Dumars.

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by Trout Jefferson on Dec 28, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure that will work.

We’d also have to cut the entire roster that he’s assembled and then try to convince the league that here has never been a team in Detroit before.

by TDP on Dec 28, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this trollish?

Smells trollish to me.. Lmao!!

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 4:59 AM EST up reply actions  

not at all

because roughly 75% of the community here agrees with him.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I would say about 60%

And that’s just because you rag on debate with anyone who disagrees with you.. So they are either..lurking to read these great articles,or they agree with you,only because they don’t want to deal with you. See Mike,to some people a championship means more then the Janet Jackson quote “What have you done for me lately” Ohhh ohhh ohhh yeah.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

debate with anyone who disagrees with you

We all do that here. If I say something and one of the regulars disagrees, they will debate me just as I would debate them. When things can stay objective, the discussions are fruitful.

to some people a championship means more then the Janet Jackson quote "What have you done for me lately"

A championship 8 years ago. Just as it is a citizen’s patriotic duty to question authority, it is ours to question the authority over this team as fans. You can look at the situation with blind faith, or you can approach it with objectivity. In this community, if you opine from a position of blind faith, you’re going to hear about it.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

With All Due Respect

Blind faith you say? From 2000-2003 we were a pretty good team. We won a championship 2004,responsible for breaking up a dynasty in the Lakers,eastern conference champs the following season (2005),2006 lost Big Ben and still went to the eastern finals. Eastern Conference Finals for the six straight season all due to Joe Dumars. Only 3-4 years removed from greatness. And all this hate? Please tell me what has Cleveland,Sacramento,Orlando,Chicago,Clippers,Indiana,Portland,
New York,New Orleans…Dude I can go on and on,but what have those GMs done that even compares to what the Pistons have done under Joe Dumars? I have always agreed that a few deals/drafts,have been questionable,but jeeze you cannot have it all in life Mike. The man deserves a chance to make this right after 3-4 years of being in the dumps. But you and a few others continue to rag and forget what Joe has given us in the past. 3-4 years ago?. I have actually seen a few of you wanted Joe to fail..Wtf is that about? I call that “blind fury” and I also call this the “Janet Jackson” syndrone…Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Yeah.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yo roco

Is this shit fixed yet? 2 more years, maybe? So, “3-4 years of being in the dumps”, plus 2 more? That’s fucking 5-6 years of suck. Not a lot of people keep jobs when they shit the bed for 6 years straight. Just sayin.

by C$ on Dec 29, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

I tend to agree with Roco on a lot of what he says, although I said my piece long before he came aboard.

Let’s me distill it for you: if you think Dumars was done after signing CV and BG, he deserves to get fired. Obviously, he had a deal for Rip in place when signing BG, and it got vetoed by ownership (I will suggest it was for Boozer, as has been rumored previously). Since he’s still employed there, and since I am going to assume Gores knows exactly everything that went on previously, I’m going to assume this scenario. Because the situation is irrational if it isn’t.

The one complaint I might have with Dumars is when trading for AI, blowing up the team on purpose, is that he might have foreseen Mr. D’s health and ability to run the team beforehand. He certainly had to know Tom Wilson was out the door as soon as Mr. D passed (Wilson might have lost his power there well beforehand), and he certainly had to know what he was dealing with in Ostfield and KD. So, he might have gambled he could have gotten everything done before this happened, which it didn’t.

But we’ve been down this road before…and it’s history now. I think our future looks ok, although this year is going to suck.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously, he had a deal for Rip in place when signing BG, and it got vetoed by ownership

This is not objective information, V. It is your opinion based on rumors— not confirmed facts. This is why your defense of Dumars takes so much heat here, because the rest of us rely on objective data, like actual signings, trades and drafts, to state our claims.

You can have a gut feeling that Dumars had a deal on the table. You can feel that some sports writer mouthpiece was telling the truth when he said X about Y. But stuff that doesn’t happen just doesn’t hold any value when you’re having a conversation in a community like this. There are rumors and there is record, and to have a fair and honest community, only the latter should be admissible.

Then there’s the other thing, even if Rip was no longer on the team and Joe signed Ben Gordon and Charlie Villanueva— this would still have been a terrible failure.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

"Clears throat" Hey Mike?

Over here dude..Please respond to my comment on my supposed blind faith? You have a tendency to elude when your argument gets Murky. I am not saying YOU want Dumars fired,or want him to fail but you keep defending those that do.. Is this not blind fury?

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You have a tendency to elude when your argument gets Murky.

Your argument was quite murky, yes. I wasn’t planning on replying, since Packey said everything I would have said and more succinctly.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I don’t understand.. You said I had blind faith. Packey response was a matter of fact response,not directed at our convo. His and yours epinion are a bit different.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well said V

I’m with ya here,and MFMP seems to shrug off anything he doesn’t agree with as

not objective information

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

not at all, Roco. I’ll explain:

A GM is responsible for assembling and altering players and coaching staff. There are three ways a GM does that w/r/t players:

Draft picks
Trades
Free agency signings

Overall, there is a metric of wins as it relates to those moves.

Collectively, those four elements are the only objective measures that can be used to determine the value of a general manager. Anything else, from rumors that didn’t happen on down the line— just doesn’t fucking matter.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if these "Rumors"

Were from a close anonymous source? I hear you on this,but I’m saying if the press gets hold of this info,and doesn’t call it “rumor” then this was a deal that simply fell throw.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

then this was a deal that simply fell throw.

This is my entire point— a GM should only be judged for things that actually happen.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ok so

Even if he is trying to get us good players..For example:

He is trying to get us a big in here,and will trade Suckey,CV,and lets say Daye. They are ready to pull the trigger on this deal,but Daye just flat out sucks because he is weak minded. The deal falls through,so that means Joe gets no credit for trying? Just more fat jokes and disrespect?

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He is trying to get us a big in here,and will trade Suckey,CV,and lets say Daye. They are ready to pull the trigger on this deal,but Daye just flat out sucks because he is weak minded. The deal falls through,so that means Joe gets no credit for trying?

ABSOLUTELY, he gets ZERO credit for trying to trade the shitty players he signed and drafted. If he can’t trade them because they suck, it’s his fault for signing/drafting them in the first place. Come on, man!

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok Mike

I see it differently,making an attempt at fixing a bad situation is far better then doing nothing at all. Effort counts for something.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell my boss that.

If I sat at my desk all day making phone calls and not actually selling anything I’d get shit-canned. So if my menial, trivial, boring as all hell sales job is results oriented, I’m willing to bet a job called General Manager of the Detroit Pistons probably is too.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is a terrible argument.

If I’m a GM and trying to land Lebron James when I have no shot at making this reality, then I’m a terrible and delusional GM. Yeah, I’m trying to make the team better, but I’d be failing. I need to not strap myself into bad contracts based on far fetched trade attempts time after time and sticking with them long after they’ve lost hope and pray that one day I get lucky.

Dumars arranged one hell of a starting 5 and won us all a beautiful championship. But since then he has failed to aquire lasting frontline help that we’ve needed ever since Darko went bust. He’s picked up shitty streaky shooting backups instead of pulling in complementary pieces to what we had. And rather than valuing irreplacable players who had impact by themselves and in comination with others. He let them go and kept the replacable guys. Hell, he decided the future of the franchise should go through Rodney Stuckey when he’s had the same flaws in his game all along. At least wait to be certain before casting aside the PG that has been your leader and coach on the floor the entire time.

Dumars has seriously misvalued players these past few years. He’s still grabbed some nice players throught the draft and trades. But he can’t put the pieces together. This is a disjointed team and he’s done a lot to cause it. He has created a habit of losing the players we need and keeping the players we don’t. And we haven’t seen a single trade to remedy his mistakes. All we have are players that don’t complement each other, signed for too much and too long.

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by JumpingBlob on Dec 29, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Jumping Blob

Do you not think he is trying to fix this situation? Or do you think he is just sitting around doing nothing. Shit happens and mistakes are made,allow him to correct. All I’m saying and thanks for your input sir.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he knew exactly what he wanted when he signed Sheed. He had a great team at the time and Sheed was the piece that would put them over the top.

Since then, Dumars has lost sight of what he needs to do. He didn’t know what the team needed in the following years to win another title. And he didn’t know how to transition a great, yet aging team into something new. And he doesn’t know how to get out from under the shit heap he has now created.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 29, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

^I hate to say it. It’s how I feel. There’s so much love and respect there for Dumars knowing exactly what we needed once. But that’s all over with and I’m not holding onto it.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 29, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Roco:

Personally, I don’t want Jod to fail, I want him to stop doing things worthy of the AFI tag. With hot moves like extending Tay for another FOUR YEARS (!!) it seems to me that wish has not yet been fulfilled. You can see why this puts a fan like me in a bind. I want to watch the Pistons play good ball, but IME Jod’s recent body of work leaves me doubtful he is capable of delivering said wish.

by Gabe F-B on Dec 30, 2011 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Basic Difference Between MP & Me

Mike looks at effect, I look at causation. Personally I think you need to get to causation before you get to effect. I always assume two things:

1) The level and amount of info we’re dealing with here.
2) What (we) the public knows is very limited and at a low level.

Mike’s approach is fine, it’s generally based in metrics, as he has pointed out. I prefer a more involved, multidisciplinary analysis.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Not effect, V.

Transactions. That’s all I look at. The shit a GM actually does.

I cite transactions, you cite assumptions.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

No it's not fixed yet C$

But we are getting some good pieces to build around for the future.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

slowly, but yes, we are

we’re also getting some head scratching contracts, too. I’d prefer an all in method of rebuilding now.

by C$ on Dec 29, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

Nothing I can argue there bro.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

this dead horse is rolling over in its grave

But here I go anyway:

I don’t have a strong opinion either way. At this point, I wouldn’t be pissed or surprised if he was fired, and I’ve halfheartedly clamored for it before, but I also don’t think it’s absolutely necessary (yet). If I had to choose a side for argument’s sake, I’d be Larry David torn between the Jews and the Palestinian-owned Al Abbas Chicken place. And I say that while acknowledging it’d be very hard to objectively refute what MFMP (and many others) have compellingly rehashed over and over (and over and over) again — block out what he did through 2005 and [sigh] he’s Le Miserable.

It’s easy to get lost in sentimentalism (I’m guilty of it A LOT) and want to focus on the big, admittedly blinding picture because, if you do, it’s not an open and shut case, and it’s easy to get worked up about the people who think it is. I don’t think anybody is ever discounting what Joe has done for this organization; they’re simply at an end with him based on what he’s done (or lack thereof) for the past 6 years (and likely another 2-3 years).

It’s easy to look at the GM Scoreboard (not updated with the Dallas ‘ship and wrong about Dumars’ conf. titles) and say, “well, only 5 active GMs have built a championship team — Joe is one of them — and only two GMs have built more conference champions than Joe.” That argument is fine for a total assessment when it’s all said and done (and it’ll be my go-to), but it’s irrelevant to now and to why people are expressing “all this hate.”

by Packey on Dec 29, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you sir, could not have said it better.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep well said Packey

And you just said something key here..

“I don’t have a strong opinion either way. At this point, I wouldn’t be pissed or surprised if he was fired”

That’s my issue. If you don’t like Dumars because you want to win all the time fine. But to clearly want him to fail,is what really gets to me. I know this blog is not filled with Dumars hate thanks to Packey,and a few others.

“I don’t think anybody is ever discounting what Joe has done for this organization”

I think so Packey. I have seen the hate for Matt Millen in the past,and this is pretty uch the same kind of hate I am witnessing here. I guess that’s what bugs me the most.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

But to clearly want him to fail,is what really gets to me.

Dude, only one person here has said that.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true Mike Sir

When Frank was hired someone said Gores won Dumars failed like they were competing or something..Like wtf is that? lol

The fat jokes,like he is some slob who ran this team into the ground from the beginning. Just the overall disrespect for someone who brought our city countless playoff wins and 3 championships both as a player and as a GM. An historic NBA gm disrespected,by cats that don’t even seem to know the game..They just want to socialize with negative shit.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true Mike Sir When Frank was hired someone said Gores won Dumars failed like they were competing or something..Like wtf is that? lol

How does that equate to saying they want him to fail? Nice stretch, Roco.

The fat jokes,like he is some slob

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If the team was winning then

That wouldn’t even be an issue Mike.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this I don’t even? I am completely lost! I’m saying only one dude here has said that he wants to see Dumars fail, and I don’t even know where the shit your brain is going.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry?

Lets try to keep it clean Mike my man. No need to get flustered.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Also can I add

That there was another who agreed with him wanting Dumars to fail,along with the fact that everytime I post you have to chime in,yet you said nothing.. You did say that 75% of the members here feel the same way.

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair

sorta. I said I wanted dumars to fail by succeeding at getting us a top 3 pick, which is hardly failure given our current situation. dumars all but destroyed whatever short-term ability this team had at success this offseason. were in it for the long haul now. I could sit here and hope that dumars will come out of this hole in a few years and not have compounded even further on his mistakes to the point that the shining light we have in the summer of 14 when half our salary comes off the books is just a dream because he’s just given daye a $10 mil/yr contract or some stupid shit like that. To be clear I don’t want dumars to get fired, but he damn sure deserves to. I just don’t trust him to do the right thing for the future good of this franchise any longer. In a sense his failure is our victory because of the situation this team is in our only hope is through the draft. and at no point have I ever said I wanted knight to fail, just that I thought he would.

by mcflies on Dec 29, 2011 9:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

The correlation between winning and fat jokes … take it away Fat Bastard:

“I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I need to get in touch with and forgive: meself from 2006-2011”

by Packey on Dec 29, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats all you can do.

Not mad at ya Shin,just try to post a NEW pic next time k?

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

You’ll earn a new picture when you come with a new Dumars defense. “Hez important and you cant be mean to em!” is old and worn out enough to earn the old and worn out pictures.

by Shinons* on Dec 29, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But to clearly want him to fail,is what really gets to me.

It gets to me, too. In Skylar’s words, I “vehemently disagree” with anyone who wants to see someone (on our favorite team no less) to fail just so they can throw themselves a party and tell everyone, “I told you so.” To each his own, though, and I don’t think there are many here, if any, like that. Even if there are, everyone posits with the same thing in mind: the Pistons being the best. Others may just have a different opinion on how that has to be achieved if it’s not getting done thinking otherwise.

by Packey on Dec 29, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess you are right Packey

To each his own. I’m trying to deal with it. lol

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanted to add for you Roco. I do appreciate your defending Joe. Because, you’re right, he’s done so much for the Pistons throughout his career. He’s bled Red, White, and Royal Blue. He even bled Teal and it is underappreciated that he decided that that was a terrible color to fucking bleed.

But to the point. It’s probably best for Gores to give the reigns to someone new. Let Dumars move on from the GM gig and let us get back to appreciating everything he’s done for us. Much like with Rip. It’s simply better to move on rather than grinding such greatness into the miserable ground.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 29, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

…. and just because, what with the way this entire board has been going these past couple weeks, I better clarify that when I say “Gores needs to give the reigns to someone new”, I’m not saying fire him (Grrr), I’m saying “Open the door and let us all feel the fresh spring breeze wash over us as Dumars steps out into the warm sunlight.” (smiley faces and ponys covered in butterflys)

But first, let us all enjoy the winter winds up our collective arses.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Dec 29, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

its funny how in the post game they keep talking about how we need to protect the rim better and rebound better but never mention that we dont have any big guys.

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Wow we suck

Our back court just lit up the floor in a way not seen in a bit. And we got HANDLED. I didnt understand it until i saw we got out rebounded 40-26. Unacceptable. We will win 0 games being out rebounded that way.

oh and go Ben Gordon.

by Danny D on Dec 28, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

woo 0 wins!

and knowing our luck we’d still get the 4th overall pick

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no

A seven-game winning streak to end the season will all but guarantee we’ll be picking in the 7-10 slot.

by TDP on Dec 28, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

if knight turns out to be a star

that late win streak might have ironically put us in a better position for the future

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda crazy that Blake is blowing up

and the Clips are still down by 25

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Clips down 25, Jazz down 24 to the Nuggets, and the Suns 30 down to the 76ers. What in the world is going on out in the West tonight?

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

parity

thank god for the lockout

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by dandresden on Dec 28, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think the Jazz are going to be good this year

But in 3 seasons or so they’ll be contending again

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s going to take a little while for all the youngsters on that team to gel. And I wonder if that team is planning on moving Al Jefferson by the trading deadline.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta love the media

Knight goes ballistic and the headline is “Irving bounces back, helps Cavs down Pistons”

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Dec 28, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, puhleeze.

Knight was owning Irving when they were guarding each other. It was the Varejao and Samuels show inside the paint that determined the outcome of this game.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The Cavs destroyed us.

I think it’s reasonable they’d mention the Cavs destroying us and the #1 overall pick.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Dec 29, 2011 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure it was mentioned, but it hardly merits the headline.

by Birdman84 on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed

the media writes about what readers are interested in.

by Mike Payne on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I just needed to post this somewhere:

Will argue against trading #45 until I am blue in the face and your eyes and ears are bleeding.

by SpursfanSteve on Dec 28, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome win man

Don’t mess with the old guys

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 28, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed it. No lobs in the Alamo City. (seriously. they didn’t even get to try one)

Also, I can’t tell if our defense is back or if everyone is just sloppy from lack of training camp, but I’m starting to get my hopes up. :D

Also, yall played the Cavs AGAIN?!?

Will argue against trading #45 until I am blue in the face and your eyes and ears are bleeding.

by SpursfanSteve on Dec 29, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

i kinda hate that jersey on him

also, go spurs – my alternate team during the current pistons suckitude era

by Pentatonic on Dec 28, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like the summer of 2005 all over again...

… except for the “Los Angeles” script in front of Chauncey’s jersey.

by Kruza on Dec 28, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I missed the game in order to watch IU get stomped by MSU

But wow, Knight musta looked like a young Jason Terry tonight, eh?

by Shinons* on Dec 28, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

painful to watch

just saw this game on nba league pass and yeah it was painful. But Knight looks promising though.

by JohnAbruzzi on Dec 29, 2011 12:35 AM EST reply actions  

Side Note

I love that Boston is the only team in the Eastern Conference that is behind Detroit in the standings right now. It’s just… just beautiful…

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 1:39 AM EST reply actions  

in fact

Boston is the worst team in the league right now.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

You Still Need To Explain To Me

…the Perk for Jeff Green trade. Assuming Green is healthy, a horrible, horrible trade. I have no clue what Ainge was thinking on that one. Perk is a guy who would fit in very well here.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Kendrick Perkins

a little less when he has his pouty face going on, but I think he’s very good at what he does (when healthy)

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Dec 29, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

“Did you get all those chitlins on the grill above the flame? And the barbecue sauce? You salted them, right? Okay, good.”

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 2:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Some men just want to watch the world burn

some men want to rec awesome photoshops

by Packey on Dec 29, 2011 2:41 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You Win

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 3:43 AM EST up reply actions  

JoD speaking on resigning Stuckey instead of giving Knight the helm

“Because Knight is the guard Detroit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”

By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!

by He-Man on Dec 29, 2011 2:58 AM EST reply actions  

Just give it time..

They will figure this out. But wait..If the team gets back to glory where will the cry babys go to complain? Whaaa whaaaa!!

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 5:02 AM EST up reply actions  

We have reason to complain, Roco. Did you see the score last night? Vs. Cleveland? Did you see this roster? When Dumars’ mistakes get fixed, we won’t have reason to complain.

by Mike Payne on Dec 29, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I know

And I like how you said when..Not If,or he won’t. Or that you hope he fails,that kinda shit. Yes you do have a reason to complain,we all do. But some people will try to find the negative about everything,and where will they go when things get right?

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you weren't suggesting I was complaining

I was just poorly attempting to add JoD into the Dark Knight lexicon with a bitchin’ misquote! “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see JoD outgrow his dress shirt and welcome.”

By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!

by He-Man on Dec 29, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wasn't calling anyone out

Directly..I don’t want any trouble lol. Just some of the negatives get under my skin a bit. Losing is bad enough,but all the talk about Knight sucking before they even gave him a chance. The hoping that Joe fails talk,just gets to me sometimes. I try to let it go BUT I CAN’T DAMNIT!! lol

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Roco...

If you think this is bad, check out local sports talk radio sometimes, it doesn’t have to be Detroit. Some fans will be, ummm, fans.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Dec 29, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I hear ya there

I listen to 97.1 now that I’m an old man,the that Mike Valenti hates everyone lol. Except for Suh

by Roco on Dec 29, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

1000!!!

just typing…

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Dec 29, 2011 7:23 AM EST reply actions  

My thoughts on the game...

Early Favorite for most controversial poster: Gulks – Not because he’s actually controversial but mainly because in 2 games, it seems more posts have been about his opinion than about the game itself.


On Knight:
He looked good…like spooky good. That said, Gordon/Knight played very solid. Unfortunately our frontcourt didn’t show up. It seems that the only chance we have of winning is if literally everyone on this team plays at the top of their game and that’s quite the change from back in our heyday when we could have 2 of our 4 have off-nights but still manage a victory.

On Roco’s defense of JoD: Pretty much everything has already been said, but my biggest issue with defending JoD with the argument of “he’s obviously trying to do something about it” is treating him as if he didn’t create all the problems this team has himself. Maybe if JoD had stepped into some other GM’s mess and was struggling to clean it up it’d be one thing, but he’s not. He’s shat in his own house, and now we’re defending him because he can’t figure out how to get the stains out after leaving it on the carpet for weeks? Seems like that’s giving him too much credit. The worst part in all this is if you really listen to Joe Dumars talk about the past 2 years, you’d think that he had NOTHING to do with all the problems this team has with its roster.

Lastly, if this kind of losing goes on for much longer, I’ll be interested to see how Lawrence Frank responds specifically. Its one thing if we have roster problems. Its another thing entirely if we have roster problems and a coach that ends up being far weaker than expected. Most of us were Laimbeer fans and were willing to give Frank a shot, but God as my witness, I’ll want to blow my brains out if Frank ends up being as weak of a coach as Kuester.

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by The Boourns on Dec 29, 2011 8:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Re: Roco's defense of Jod

Isn’t worthy of the merit it’s received in this thread. He’s free to his opinion, regardless of how weak, stale, and poorly articulated it is. However, insulting those of a contrary position and misrepresenting opposing viewpoints, ain’t nothing productive going to come from that.

The
JOD ride in on white horsevs.
debate has great potential, but will just continue to be tedious if conducted with ad hominem and straw man arguments.

by Shinons* on Dec 30, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

the onions shine gloriously

by Mike Payne on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

thanks be to shiny onions

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by heWizard on Dec 31, 2011 5:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And on the Seventh Day, God created Onions more Shiny than ever before, and it was good.

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by The Boourns on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs


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