Contrary to my vain desires, it is time to focus on the great character that is Mr. Onions, first name Shinny.

3 sets of questions and then the guys take over.

1. Who are you? What you do? Where you from? boxers or briefs?

2. Why are you a Pistons fan? For how long have you been one? Seriously though, why are you still one?

3. Why Shinons? How shinny are your onions?

3. Shoot/fuck/marry

Rip Hamilton, Allen Iverson and Charlie Villanueva