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Memories of better times: Pistons vs. Wizards Game Thread

Detroit Pistons 22-41 (15-17 Road) vs. Washington Wizards16-45 (1-28 Road)

Game coverage begins Mar 6 2011, 6:00 PM EST

Does anybody remember the last time we played Washington?

I'll try to paint the picture since I can't upload the video.  It was early in the season, Rodney Stuckey was finishing with Dunks, and Charlie V. was passing up 3 pointers to take on Washington's shot blockers in the paint!  Rip was coming off screens and hitting jumper after jumper to power the Pistons to an overtime victory.  The night was magical, and the hopes of a playoff drive were starting to emerge. Amazing how much can change over the course of half a season.

Pistons: Maybe this lineup will work???

The Pistons are still recovering from the boycott that may or may not have happened.  In the time since the All-Star break the team has gone 1-4 while receiving solid contributions from the players who were sitting out.  Kuester announces Tayshaun Prince will return to the starting lineup, signaling:

  1. He served his punishment for his role in the alleged boycott
  2. A beginning of a campaign to inflate his value so JOD can sign in trade,
  3. Tayshaun really "got after it," and climbed into the coach's starting up-for-grabs lineup, 
  4. Tayshaun's sore back is healed

The state of the last few games of the season makes one wonder if the pistons really are going to "make a push" or if they are going to unabashedly tank.  Losing at home to Minnesota seems to favor the later, as the pistons now are the seventh worse team in the league, and a surge of wins from the sixth worst New Jersey Nets may leave the Pistons with an even better draft position. 

Wizards: In Search of a Road Win - Part Two

The Wizards are coming off of their second win in ten games after beating the Timberwolves, despite Kevin Love's 50th double double of the season.  It was a team effort as Flip Saunders ailing mother passed away shortly after he left her bedside as he flew back to Washington to prepare for Saturday's game.  The former Piston coach is expected to miss Sunday's game against his former team.  The Wizards were led by Andray Blatche's 20 points, John Wall's 11 Assists, and some huge fourth quarter put back slams by rookie Trevor Booker.  The win came without the Wizards' leading scorer, shooting guard Nick Young, and small forward Josh Howard, both of whom are questionable for today.

Key Matchup:  John Wall vs. Greg Monroe

First pick in the draft John Wall comes into the palace with his shoe contract, rookie-sophomore MVP trophy, and his Multiple Dance Crazes, to face Greg Monroe who is 3rd among rookies in win shares, 2nd among rookies in PER, and is coming off a 18 point 11 rebound game.  As Wall lines up against the Pistons his ability to handle the much bigger Rodney Stuckey defensively could be a key to the game, as will the Pistons ability to prevent Wall from getting fast break layups.  Monroe will be matching up against one of the league's best young centers in 3rd-year player Javale McGee.  The Pistons may have a edge here with Greg Monroe whose stats are shockingly similar to Mcgee despite the fact that the New Orleans native can't legally drink a hand grenade on Bourbon Street. 

2011 Points / Rebounds / Blocks / Steals / Minutes

Monroe:  8.3 / 6.9 / 0.5 / 1.0 / 26.3    vs.  McGee:  8.9 / 7.7 / 2.2 / 0.5 / 26.9

The last time these two teams played Monroe was limited to 12 minutes, so expect a break out from the young moose.

Keys to the game

Rebounding

Did you know the Pistons are 30th in the league in Rebounding? (Glowers at Charlie Villanueva).  They will have to do better against the Wizards interior.  Probable starters Greg Monroe and Chris Wilcox received 12 mins and a DNP last time we played them, and those two have been good in the paint lately.  Still, don't be surprised to see Jason Maxiell step on the court and hopefully eat some babies, especially if CV31 puts up a performance in-line with his February average of 2.2 RPG.

Tayshaun vs. Austin

Austin Daye has been playing sick as of late, it would be nice if he could maintain that momentum and not have his minutes yanked on behalf of Tayshaun and to a lesser degree Rip.  In what has become the theme of the season, Kuester's lineups may mean the wrong player will bear the brunt of lessened minutes.

Question of the Game

Will Rip Hamilton power us to a win by playing like this? Or will we all hop in the fail wagon and tank our way to April?

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A Brief Look at Ownership Transitions

The Washington Wizards began transitioning to a new owner in November of 2009 after long time owner Abe Pollin passed away.  This sounds familiar to Pistons fans whose long time owner William Davidson passed away eight months later.   When the owner of the Wizards passed away, a detailed succession plan kicked in, where the local NHL hockey owner took control of the team while working alongside Abe Pollin's Widow.  When the owner of the Pistons passed it kicked off a period of chaos where the President of the team bolted to work with the local hockey owner in attempts to buy the team from William Davidson's widow.  These efforts failed as Karen Davidson has effectively held the team hostage expecting a 400+ million dollar payday, markedly higher than Forbes Magazine's recent valuations of the team, and seemingly preventing any player movement that can help the team move forward.  Meanwhile Washington's ownership is already rallying around their young players, elite coach, and bright future, Detroit's ownership is focused on milking their past success for the biggest payout, regardless of what it means for the future of the organization.   (Steps off soap box)

Random Thought That I Couldn't Work In

It amazes me how much more STRUGGLE was involved in Greg Monroe being a Piston, compared to John Wall being a rookie.  The Wizards started him from day one and spoon fed him minutes, while the Pistons gave him a DNP and don't even run plays for him, and who knows what kind of hazing goes on behind the scenes.  I imagine that one day in the future, when John Wall is like a future version of Mike Conley and Moose is on his 8th MVP, and the two meet on the bleachers outside of an all-star game and John Wall is trying to learn why he hasn't succeeded like Greg Monroe has.  The two then have this exchange where Wall is the white kid, Monroe is Tracy Morgan, and every time either one says the word "Black," replace it with the word "Detroit Piston."

Tracy Morgan is Totally Awesome. (via APEDOGBARKS)

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Great work, tads.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

Yes. He set a bar so high.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome work buddy

and perfect punctuation with the Tracy Morgan video.

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 6, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks

I should edit better.

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

that choke job by the heat was a thing of beauty

good job signing mike miller. he gave the game to the bulls.

by dandresden on Mar 6, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, given I have the game thread on April 5th

I have to get my shit together to do half as good as this.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

And we play the Wizards then too

The Wizards also happen to be one of the most maddening teams in the NBA. Andray Blatche is basically the poor man’s Amare Stoudemire. Javale McGee blocks everything thing in sight but can’t play defense. Wall was the number one pick and arguably the 3rd, 4th, or 5th best player in that draft (I still say Demarcus is better, though he’s a knucklehead). And they’re an hour away from me. Meanwhile, the team I love is, uh, a long drive away.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You Will. I Have Faith In You, Son

Just channel your inner a) Charles Bukowski, b) Jack Kerouac, c) William S. Burroughs, d) Hunter S. Thompson, e) Ken Kesey, f) all of the above.

Just Vpinion

by V. on Mar 6, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

they say Kerouac

types his game previews on 50 pages of paper that’s taped together in an orgy of amphetamines and whisky.

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

God, I hate Kerouac

I’m with Truman Capote after reading “On the Road”—

“That’s not writing; that’s typing.”

My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)

by MrHappyMushroom on Mar 6, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can deal with Ginsburg

Don’t actually know his work much, as I tend to have a hard time with poetry in general. But he did stay in my college dorm for a week in 1983. True story!

My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)

by MrHappyMushroom on Mar 7, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

this is awesome. And it makes me realize that I am a typer for a living. I’m kind of proud to be a typer though.

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 6, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

if by poetry you mean MFMeltdowns

then yes, I am a poet. :)

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 6, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The Good Doctor is more my style. From Kentucky? Obsessed with the American Dream? Wild Turkey? I’m your huckleberry.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Great Shark Hunt

great collection of stories, or best collection of stories ever? The title article in this book is >>>>> than Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It makes me want to grab my own Yail Bloor and hit fucking Cozumel like a cocaine hurricane.

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 7, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I had this overwhelming sensation to rec this

by JoeDip on Mar 7, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Me,

I’m more of a Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail kinda guy. But I’m a political sort, so that would figure.

Also, love, love, love the soul-searing opening essay to “Generation of Swine”, but find virtually everything else in that collection incredibly pointless and dull.

My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)

by MrHappyMushroom on Mar 7, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

God, I need to read more than just The Rum Diary. I’m hitting up some bookstores tomorrow.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 7, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Rum Diary was pretty solid. Like my man in Burma above, I too suggest F&T on the Campaign Trail. I read it during the 2004 election, and the similarities were pretty eery.

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 7, 2011 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for making me blush..

But I’m fairly confident you’ll blow mine out the water. I think I kept mine on the safe side because originally I was going to do the whole thing like that Totally Awesome video something like and the title might have been So John Wall Wants to be a Piston, and quotes like: “Do you know what it’s like own a clothing line that no one wears???” or “Do you know what it’s like to survive hurricane Katrina your sophomore year of high school???” but I ran out of steam and went for more traditional basketball comparisons. I’m sure people will find more ways to run with it in the future.

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

IraHeatBeat


Erik Spoelstra: “There are a couple of guys crying there in the locker room.”

This team is not worthy of my fanhood.

by Kriz on Mar 6, 2011 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

You turn Carlo Rossi to puke. You turn Lebron tears into Chucky Cheese tokens. That’s the difference.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That OD pedal has no logo. I’ll take that as a sign that it sounds like God breathing lightning.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

How is this not green

I want to make this my background

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t rec it because of the horrible back-focus.

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Haha, yeah, those shorts in the foreground are a bit distracting but luckily they just sort of frame the side of his head nicely. Almost like a chopping block……..

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed Garrett

boo-keh (see what I did there?)

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 6, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

Photography nerd joke. :)

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for @lebronjamesego to weigh in on today’s loss.

Just Vpinion

by V. on Mar 6, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

OTT

Do the Bulls beat the Celtics in a series? They match up well with them. I already think the Bulls would beat the Heat in a 6 game series.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

I heart Joakim Noah. That is all.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember how people here used to hate him?

I never got that. He’s a winner and a hard, tough player who does all those little things. Is it the long hair? The funny name? If so, when did we all become so conservative?

My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)

by MrHappyMushroom on Mar 6, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to hate the fuck out of that dude

and now I love him, wish he was on our team so badly.

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 6, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

People hated him because he was their Bill Laimbeer, not ours. Now people are starting to respect what he can do even they still don’t like that he does it to our team.

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

You say it smartly!

My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)

by MrHappyMushroom on Mar 7, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s the Bodie Broadus of the NBA.

1st season: “God, that kid’s annoying.”
2nd season: "Well, the whole “Lose my composure up out this bitch” thing was funny, but he still almost made me cry."
3rd season: “Hey, I like that kid.”
4th season: “Fuck yeah, tell Marlo who’s- OH GODDAMMIT”

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK LEBRON JAMES

AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO THINK ITS OKAY TO DO PEOPLE THIS WAY!

And also, I love that Bodie = McNulty.

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 7, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoa. That’s a parallel I never saw.

Bodie is way and away my favorite character on The Wire, with Bunk, Frank Sobotka, and Chris Partlow.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 7, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Quick rant: I hate it when people talk shit about the second season of The Wire. That’s the one that hit home closest for me, given I’m from an area with a depleting form of industry.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 7, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Willcox JAM!

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 6:15 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Yeah that was pretty sick.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Please keep out Tay in the offense.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

So does Rodney Stuckey just relish any time he can play awesome against the Wizards? Did Abe Pollin sleep with his cat or something?

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Nick Young?

I guess I haven’t been paying attention. I did not know he was rocking an afro. When I saw him I was like, “Does childress play for the Wiz?”

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

Watching Nick young is like what I imagine watching Huey Freeman from Boondocks if they made him a character in NBA Jam

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does anybody see Andray Blatche as the poor man’s Stoudemire?

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe

a hobo’s Stoudemire

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly I have no idea

I just don’t follow the wizards. I follow a lot of stuff, but I just kind of ignore the wizards since they suck so bad.

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m in the area. Andray Blatche scores a ton of points at a middling efficiency and barely rebounds. Sounds about right to me.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Motherfucking Big Wheel

Hey, I just thought I’d call out Mike Payne for saying that Chris Wilcox sucked this offseason. He currently boasts the highest PER on this team. It’s reasons like this I use this website so much. So I can call out Mike Payne.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

Dorothy Markie Moon is a SAINT. Hear me? A SAINT.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't You Rather Call Out LeBron's Mom?

She’s a woman of experience, you know.

Just Vpinion

by V. on Mar 6, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

May I purchase

a poster of Moose rebounding? Because it’s fun to watch.

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I love watching him rebound too. I don’t know why exactly, but he pulls down boards with such zeal. Like he’s really enjoying himself or something.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The last time Rip and Tay were on the court together...

Offense ground to a halt and I stopped watching whatever game it was

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Is it weird that the Palace cheers Rip so hard?

I mean, I loved the guy for years, but I my feelings are currently a little mixed. After all this questionable press recently, I expect a more mixed reaction. Maybe he is just the big name that some casual fans know well from the day. I’m not judging, I think people should generally cheer for their players, I just don’t know.

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't cheer

but I’m a hater.

This team is not worthy of my fanhood.

by Kriz on Mar 6, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d for nature/nurture.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

So does Dorothy Markie Moon.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You can learn a lot about cute kids from the wealthy industrialists in your peer group. Unless you use your massive amounts of money to avoid acknowledging their existence, which some may do.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

True on both counts.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I really shouted to see that!

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Daye block!!

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

Great job on the preview, tads.

My bad about earlier. I was looking at the order the posts showed up, not the timestamp.

Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...

by Trout Jefferson on Mar 6, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I should have probably spoke up sooner but I stopped checking the thread after

If you want, we could use something like this to keep track of them, and if Boourns had some work done I would gladly add it to mine as the other Wizards game is already spoken for. (Although mine is already way too long as it is).

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

All Daye Bitchez

Why I spelled that like a rap album from the nineties, I’ll never know.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

Pat could learn a lot about subtlety from the wealthy industrialists in Dorothy Markie Moon’s peer group.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, she’s actually a health care manager…..

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for sharing.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And by health care manager, I mean I’ve never met her.

So, how about them Packers?

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, wait, wait

Cartier Martin is talk shit to MFWill Bynum??!?

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

well

if WB keeps goofin’ up like this, then it’s warranted.

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

CV makes a ridiculous 3

Such a nutty shooter. Whatever works

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

Rip Hamilton just passed to Charlie Villaneuva

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for Airplane!

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

AFTER pushing the fast break

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, look at last ten or last 5 and its a different story

But there was that part of the year where Monroe didn’t even play, like the last time we played these guys.

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Fields rebounds like crazy for a guard

But I’m not sure if he might also be playing more minutes than Moose, making the per game stat comparison imperfect.

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’m pretty sure he’s starting for the Knicks. I think Greg Monroe, had he started the whole year, would be at about 8.5 or so a game.

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to see a Monroe Quantum Leap

Traveling through time, living out great moments in history. Hitting lay ups in every era.

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

Hitting lay ups in every era.

I love this.

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I do say good sir, doest though know how to put the rounde ball through the hoop whilst not hanging upon the rim of the hoop and if so canst thou demonstrate?

by Biz Markie Moon on Mar 6, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Where am I?"

“According to Ziggy – ancient Rome! It looks like you’re… "
“…Julius Cesar?”
“Yes! Wow! Look at that toga! According to Ziggy, you have to dunk on Cassius.”

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to say it

Javale McGee is over-rated, and he’s not even that highly rated

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

Nice hustle by stuckey.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

I gotta go

Good luck, Pistons. Good luck, DBB!

by Ra's Head on Mar 6, 2011 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

Take care, sir.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlie gives the most bitch fouls

This team is not worthy of my fanhood.

by Kriz on Mar 6, 2011 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

I think he was still focused on the three he just missed, and the rebound he didn’t fight for afterwards

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

OK from J!

You gotta love these sortajams!

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

there's so many missed dunks

you’d think Rudy Gay is playing

just EPINION

by real Rob G on Mar 6, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Rodney: “GET UP YI!!!”

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Did DWade Really Say This?

“The Miami Heat are exactly what everyone wanted, losing games,” Wade said. “The world is better now because the Heat is losing.”

If this is true, he just out whiny bitched LeBron. I thought DWade was better than that.

Just Vpinion

by V. on Mar 6, 2011 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Oh he surely did

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6188030

It’s not like cooking their parents in chili and watching them eat it, but the tears taste just as sweet

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Did anyone else notice Blaha saying "vintage Rip"

After Hamilton made a shot? First, I thought that was reserved for T-Mac. Second, is that a super subtle way to note that Rip may be more of the past than of the future? Or, third, am I reading too much into commentator phrases in a meaningless late-season game between two teams that aren’t going anywhere? On reflection, I’m going with #3.

by Toledo Joe on Mar 6, 2011 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

What are you doing, Willcox?

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, Nice pass!

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 7:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Wow, Strong play be stuckey.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 7:50 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Rec for accuracy

Dude is out boarding the whole wizards front line

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunk it MAX!!

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 7:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That bricked 3 was clunky, Charlie.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

rec'd

for Clunky Charlie

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 6, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

It was first time to see Tay’s pump fake goes well.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 7:56 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Bullshit call on Max

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Just tuned in to see Jason Maxiell get jobbed by the refs over John Wall, and then get a tech. Feel the excitement!

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

I love this game!

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Stucksy again.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

It was sad that DBB was quiet last game...

made me wonder if there was a mutiny and I wasn’t informed.

\

by alaskanpistonsfan on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

That's all roomer.

It was just a coincidence/misunderstanding/miscommunication.

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Resigning Toledo Joe would be a massive mistake, he can’t play commenter and MFMP is better at the editor. For the money’s he’s gonna cost the best move would be to trade him now.

by -PS- on Mar 8, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think I’m going to head over to PistonPowered and post comments plagiarized from Toledo Joe.

by -PS- on Mar 8, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Toledo Joe : Rip Hamilton :: PS : Jonas Jerebko

by -PS- on Mar 8, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no you don't

I dated a Swedish exchange student in high school.* That makes me closer to Jonas than you will every be, P.S. You’re Carlos Delfino on a bad hair day at best.

*actual true fact, although not as cool as that “scored two touchdowns” story from another thread.

by Toledo Joe on Mar 8, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dude, that was back in the 1980s when nobody in Sweden was good-looking.

by -PS- on Mar 8, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha! I got you now!

I actually went to high school in the 1970s! And Swedes were good looking then! Yeah, baby, I’m really that old! I WIN!!!!!!

by Toledo Joe on Mar 8, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take any victory I can get

Or to quote Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz from “Phineas and Ferb”: “Ooh, winning by default — that’s my favorite way to win.”

Anyway, a fist bump will clear all these misunderstandings up, right?

by Toledo Joe on Mar 8, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Dudes, dude we need combo point and shooting commentators

now to mention that even though we have a glut of wing commentators, we are the best team on paper.

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by alaskanpistonsfan on Mar 8, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Tads, I not only rec that

But I wish that post of yours would show up on my screen whenever I’m on my computer doing anything.

by Toledo Joe on Mar 8, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice pass by Daye.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Nice pass by Daya.
Finally Willcox JAMED.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Have they brought out a second basket for McGee yet?

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

nice to see the pistons winning on hooper's birthday

our mascot needs a pick me up after getting caught in that whole turkey solicitation scandal

by RoscoeJacksonJr on Mar 6, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Post Austin Daye up on Nick Young!!!

by tads on Mar 6, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Haha! Blaha just made a funny. Eli was reporting about how awesome our young lineup of Monroe, Jerebko and Daye will be next year. And then Blaha said, “If Tayshaun resigns, we might have a little, uh, situation there…..”

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Beautiful pass from Stuckey down to Monroe after he opened up after setting a screen for Rip.

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for repetition.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d for…. wait a second.

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for recursiveness.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d for recursiveness.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s a nice play, with Monroe setting a screen for Rip and then rolling to the basket.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Rec’d for repetition.

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d for…. wait a second.

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Daye three.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Two minutes to go, the Pistons lead by 9.

NIGHT…

by -PS- on Mar 6, 2011 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

oops

just noticed the one below

by Taiwanese Tora on Mar 7, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

You can also understand Japanese.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 7, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

どうぞよろしく

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 8, 2011 5:11 AM EST up reply actions  

こちらこそ, よろしくお願いします。

by Taiwanese Tora on Mar 8, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Ahhh, I missed. Shame.

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Mar 6, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nicely played, Pistons. The best part of this game to me is late in the 4th when Rip passed up an open look to find Daye in the corner, all net. Old guard passing to the new guard, nailed it.

by brgulker on Mar 6, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

How bad is a team

that can rack up a 20 trip free throw disparity and still lose? And it would have been even higher but for some deliberate fouls at the end. And don’t give me any of this jump shooting crap. The refs were in the bag to Washington and the Pistons prevailed playing five on eight. Eat that shit Stern.

by gordbrown on Mar 6, 2011 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Tads has been rec'ed

for the image of him glowering at Charlie V.

I don’t know what Tads looks like. Nonetheless, I have this indelible image of Tads glowering away at Charlie, and Charlie cringing in terror.

(Put another C.M.Burns way—“His flower power is no match for [Tad’s] glower power.”)

My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)

by MrHappyMushroom on Mar 6, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Things that make me happy

The Chicago Bulls are now 3-0 against the Miami Heat this season. The Boston Celtics are currently 3-0 against the Miami Heat this season. The Miami Heat have not beaten either Dallas or San Antonio this season. What does this all mean? That the bitch-made Miami Heat will absolutely, positively not be winning a championship this season. Suck it, Lebron. Suck it, Bosh. Suck it, Pat Riley and suck it, Mainstream Media Windbags™.

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 6, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

they are also 2 losses away from having a worse record than cleveland last year.

its pretty to read the heat blog and see all four of their commentators bitch about the refs. give me a break. yeah the refs bailed out chi today but the heat have been bailed out on last second calls a couple of times cough ben gordon phantom foul cough austin daye no call. shit is absurd.

by dandresden on Mar 6, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d love to see a breakdown of foul discrepancy between the Heat and their opponents.

by garrettelliott on Mar 6, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d just like to say that tonight’s community-created game thread (especially tads’s outstanding preview) was an unqualified success.

FOR JONAS!

by -PS- on Mar 7, 2011 12:59 AM EST reply actions  

Agreed

Plus, I just noticed that if the Pistons finish the season on an 18-0 streak, we will wind up exactly at .500. Now, nay-sayers like Tayshaun might think that unlikely, but. . . .

by Toledo Joe on Mar 7, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Is It time from Joe D to go?

I know nothing significant is going to happen until the ownserhip situation is resolved, but I think it’s time for Joe to go:

http://sonofsambowie.blogspot.com/

by jhathwell on Mar 7, 2011 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

we already had Prince, we still won the Title in ’05, we turned Darko into Rodney Stuckey, etc.

Ya, even though I say we won the title in ‘05 I still know it’s wishful thinking.

Deeeeeee-pressing Basketball!

by DBB Diablo on Mar 7, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

do you like pandas, jhathwell?

F***KING TAYSHAUN ISOLATION.

by Mike Payne on Mar 7, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems to me that he must really like pandas

"You’d be surprised what you can accomplish if you’re not concerned with making sense!"- PS

by bugman222 on Mar 7, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

He certainly sounds like a red panda lover.

by -PS- on Mar 8, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

A most compelling thought!

Now do tell sir, where can we find resolution to such a query?

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Mar 7, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

More blog spam in a second.

by -PS- on Mar 8, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Trust me when I say I have nothing new or insightful to add to the Piston mutiny story

I’m going to go ahead and take your word for it.

by brgulker on Mar 8, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

For actually clicking the link.

This signature is false.

by heWizard on Mar 8, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Blah.

I’m SO sick right now. All of Canada is sick. I blame the pandas.

by garrettelliott on Mar 9, 2011 1:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

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