Fanhood Legitimacy: Is it Legit or Too Legit
I write this mainly because I am bored. But also, because I have been having this Sick feeling in my stomach when it comes to my Pistons. I call them my Pistons because I am the first person that remembers anybody claiming them as his/her own. I'm not saying that they were mine first, but I didn't know any of you before or now, so, there.
I was born in '85, so I was pretty young when the Bad Boys were making their mark. But don't worry, I saw all of the Motor City Madness DVD's (or VHS's) and even had the Hammer Time T-Shirt.
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My fandom was at its peak during the mid 90's, I don't think a lot of people like him, but Grant Hill was and still up there as my favorite Piston. I thought the team that surounded him was aweful, and I think he gets a lot of blame for that, unjustly.
The first Pistons game that I ever attended was in 2000, it was against the Vancouver Grizzlies, I believe it was Joe Smith's debut and he scored 20 points, and I think the Grizzlies were just finding out how much of a Bust Stromile Swift was.
Fast forward through some Uncle Cliff, Malice, Darko, Mehmeht, glorious years, Iverson, and Meltdown until you reach today. Am I still a fan?
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I think so. It's been hard for me. It became difficult after leaving the Metro Detroit Area for the Navy. It was hard to follow rollow what was going on, and that's for everything, Not just the Pistons, all the trades, all the stats, the up and comers, the old guys on the down swings, the injuries, and that's for all the teams, and I love all the sports. There just isn't enough time for all that, when you have to tend to needy Marines and go out to the field on training ops for weeks at a time.
That was when I fell off, I still kept up, a little, and wore my Pistons Jacket everyday I could, admittedly with a little guilt. I am no longer In the Navy, I'm out, I'm Free, sorta, I'm married. My wife is in the Navy, and we've been in Japan on Military orders for the last 4 years. We just got orders to come back to the states, for this July. YAY!!!!!!! NO MORE EARTHQUAKES!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! Well, being in Japan has made it more difficult than ever to keep up with my Stones. The Time difference, the lack of AFN (Armed Forces Network) showing any Pistons Games because all they show are the Celts, Heat, Lakers and Magic.
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At this point, I don't know a lot about the pistons, I don't know how Summers or Daye look on the court, I don't know how much Rip and Tay have deteriorated. I can only guess that Ben Gordon is still short, takes bad shots and can't play defense. A lot has happened since I have followed the Pistons religiously. I would like to get back on track. I know I've only given a bunch of excuses, technology should've allowed me to catch more games on the internet, and yaddayaddayadda, but I want back in DAMMIT.
Please accept me as a Pistons Loyalist. I have come from a far land, and I wish to contribute what little I know to your great community. I understand the game has changed since I left it, you will have to forgive me in advance, like a long forgotten TimeChild.
I know some of you may scoff at this, you may lable me a Groupie, a Bandwagoner, or you might just shower me with Red Panda's. I don't care.
Now, for a couple of tidbits I'd like to throw out there. The Pistons are not good, Joe D is a part of the reason, but, he did save us from the Teal, so I think there is a possibility he still could build a solid team, somewhere down the road. Well, that's one tidbit....
This post is long overdue, but I'm pretty lazy and like I said I'm just now coming back to the States. Oh, and sorry for all the pic's I'm just learning how to do this and I might've gotten carried away. Thank you for your time.
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Even living in Japan
I can follow the Pistons’ game, so I am would-be Pistons Fan.
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Well the games come on at like 0700-0900 in the morning.
and I don’t have access to the games from my work computer. I’m way too cheap to buy any NBA.com packages,
More excuses, and what’s worse? I probably would’ve forked over the $$$ if it wasn’t so hard to watch them.
NO HOMO!!!!!!!
Did I really just say that?
I don’t think I meant that, I’m not sure what I meant, I’ve just been full of disappointment. I can cope with losing, but, the extra Raider/Cowboy type drama has been embarrassing.
I still support though.
NO HOMO!!!!!!!
Not really would-be
http://www.detroitbadboys.com/2011/5/12/2166720/fanhood-legitimacy-is-it-legit-or-too-legit#
Your DBB visitation and commenting really blew up in 2011, you’re a regular. Nothing would-be about it. Full Clout. (clap)
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
by Skylar on May 12, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
(OK from J)
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I can only guess that Ben Gordon is still short, takes bad shots and can’t play defense
You had me at, “Hello.”
by brgulker on May 12, 2011 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I can only guess that Ben Gordon is still short, takes bad shots and can’t play defense
Never speak to me again
by Danny D on May 12, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
When I first heard of him being signed,
I thought back to, I think, the late 90’s when Kobe was the King of bad shots and ESPN dedicated whole segments to his aweful shot selection. It gave me hope.
I now hope that Terrico can be our Kobe.
NO HOMO!!!!!!!
Awesome poast.
You’re welcome here. Besides, there’s no bandwagon here to jump on. Allen Iverson tried to fix it, but he was inexperienced in wagon repair.
Guess he could have used more practice.
by Birdman84 on May 12, 2011 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
LIES
there’s no bandwagon here to jump on
There is too a bandwagon here, but he’s right you don’t jump on, you have to BLOCK AND DUNK your way on.
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
I guess I'm not welcome then,
after hooping yesterday, I was again reminded that I won’t block anybody’s shot unless I’m playing against 8-9 year olds. And, I haven’t dunked since owning one of those Nerf Door hoops.
I’ll have to find a way to lay-up and J my way on.
NO HOMO!!!!!!!
I still have calluses on my hands from dunking on 8 and 9-foot rims when I was a kid. Good times.
by garrettelliott on May 13, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
My crowning glory came when I threw down a tennis ball in high school. :(
by garrettelliott on May 13, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
how much you give me to dunk this shit into that trashcan

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
by Skylar on May 14, 2011 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In defense of Iverson,
I would have to say that I think I would rather PRACTICE with JACKFROST than with George Lynch. Besides what could AI do to make George Lynch better?
NO HOMO!!!!!!!
Welcome back!
I don’t think any prodigal fans returning to full-fledged fandom at this moment in time need carry any guilt — especially, as you said, your lapse came while in service to our country.
The Pistons aren’t even mediocre and there might not even be a season next year due to the looming lockout — re-igniting your passion for Detroit basketball this summer is the furthest from being a “bandwagon ass-cat” you can get.
Thanks for the entertaining introduction, I look forward to reading more from you!
by Matt Watson on May 13, 2011 1:26 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I guess I just feel guilty because I think
the effort (to keep up with the team) would’ve been greater if we still had Chauncey, if instead of signing Uconn, we looked for a more diverse, committed, role playing squad.
I named my cat Chauncey, I’m still butt hurt.
Thinking back now, on those training ops that we would take out to gun ranges or the woods, I used to bring my nextel and keep it off until during or after games, and look up the scores, that was my break. What a long, smooth fall from Grace.
NO HOMO!!!!!!!
I did not,
however I did have FSD and UPN at that time, which kept me well updated on Uncle Tom’s amazing 6 seasons in the D. I don’t think I’ve worn a pair of Fila’s since.
NO HOMO!!!!!!!

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