Bismack Biyombo facts.

Since...the year Bismack Biyombo was born...low post defense related deaths have increased 1,000 percent

Biyombo's wingspan is so long that his left hand has only seen his right hand in pictures.

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This is all fucking magical

“Bismack Biyombo’s only weakness is his outside shooting. Fortunately all NBA games are played indoors.”

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Thats based on a famous quote by Weldon Drew

“We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors”

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Bismack Biyombo is what Lebron's hairline is running away from.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 17, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Bismack Biyombo made Nbadraft.net relevant

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jun 17, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Chuck Norris once stood face-to-face with Bismack Biyombo and after insulting Biyombo expected a firm smack to the face. Instead, Biyombo reached around the globe and gave Chuck an atomic wedgie from behind.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 17, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Bismack Biyombo doesn’t go for a rebound. He suspends himself in one position and shifts the entire planet until the basketball ends up in his hands.

Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...

by Trout Jefferson on Jun 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Bismack Biyombo knocks Jay-Z’s hustle.

Lil B prays to Bismack.

Bismack Biyombo built a robot from blocks. Both basketball ones and the wooden letter ones.

Bismack Biyombo high-fived Moses and caused the Egyptians to get cursed.

Bismack Biyombo once smacked the living shit out of somebody who stole his parking spot. That man became blessed with basketball abilities, but was ugly as sin for the rest of his life, so much so it became part of his name.

WORD PLAY
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 18, 2011 2:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Bismack has come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

and he’s all out of bubblegum.

by Shinons* on Jun 18, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions

that's right Onions

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

by Skylar on Jun 19, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

They Live is awesome.

by garrettelliott on Jun 19, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions

it would be a lot bad asser

if he came to chew ass and kick bubble gum. now THAT shit is terrifying.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 19, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions

Duke Nukem...

the latest one that just came out is pretty bad.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 19, 2011 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions

Duke Nukem is the corniest, lamest shit I have ever seen

How they are still getting the funding to crank those stupid games out is beyond me.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

by Skylar on Jun 19, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions

the funny thing is...this is the first one to come out since duke nukem 3D came out almost 15 years ago

Honestly, the story of the development of Duke Nukem Forever is part of the reason why it ultimately did make it out and also why its so abysmal. The Dev studio changed hands or was entirely disbanded like 6 times so it constantly changed hands while a few of the original developers stayed involved.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 19, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions

During a game in January, Bismack Biyombo blocked a shot so hard it went through the back board, flew all the way to the upper deck, and knocked the wind out of a woman sitting there. That woman is now 6 months pregnant.

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jun 20, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs