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NBA Mock Draft 2011: Everything's turning up Biyombo for the Pistons!

Not only is Bismack Biyombo the clear-cut favorite among DBB readers, he's also the consensus pick by the media. (Seriously, it's crazy -- take a peek below the jump to see what I'm talking about it.) And in a move that vindicates all of the hype, the NBA finally extended Biyombo a belated invitation to the green room for tonight's draft after snubbing him when the initial invites went out last week. Jonathan Giovany of DraftExpress has the news in his latest mock draft for Yahoo:

Biyombo appears to be the clear-cut favorite in Detroit at the moment, after an outstanding workout on Tuesday against Tristan Thompson and Markieff Morris, where he showed significantly better offensive ability than he was thought to possess.

Biyombo’s strong ascension up NBA teams’ draft boards has not gone unnoticed by the league office, causing NBA officials to extend him a last-minute invitation to the green room, said multiple sources close to the situation. Teams that were looking to select the "unknown" Biyombo did not want to give the appearance of reaching so badly for his services that they would have to fetch him out of the crowd to shake David Stern’s hand, which is why a last-minute push was made to bring him in. Unfortunately, his family will not be able to arrive in time from the Congo.

Star-divide

Sam Amick of Sports Illustrated has Detroit selecting Biyombo in his mock draft posted Wednesday morning: 

All those Ben Wallace comparisons will be put to the test, as Biyombo would be paired with the man himself in Motor City. Let's just hope he remembers to emulate the young Ben Wallace.

Valanciunas is a possibility, too, but new ownership could put the kibosh on drafting a player who can't produce right away (even if that might turn out to be flawed logic because a potential lockout could erase the season that Valanciunas would be missing as it is). Kansas power forward Markieff Morris played his way into contention for this spot during a Tuesday workout that also included Biyombo, but I'm not sold that he gets the nod.

SB Nation's Tom Ziller has Detroit taking Biyombo, as does ... Keith Langlois (!) of Pistons.com

The choice for the Pistons, if the draft plays out this way, almost certainly will come down to Bismack Biyombo or Texas frosh Tristan Thompson. And you can flip a coin as to whom they’ll take. You can bet the war room conversation will be spirited, but the Pistons are going to come out of there feeling pretty good. They like the high character, competitiveness, toughness, rebounding and defensive mind-set both players represent. Biyombo probably has both the higher ceiling and the lower floor. If they hit, he could be a dynamic frontcourt partner for Greg Monroe for the next dozen years.

CBS Sports' Ben Golliver predicts Biyombo lands in Detroit, though Matt Moore (same link) gives the nod to Marcus Morris. NBA.com's Scott Howard-Cooper likes Biyombo: 

The closer the Draft gets, the more some teams believe Joe Dumars needs the safe pick, with a new owner and a new coach. Biyombo is definitely not a safe-pick guy, but he does project as a game changer more than anyone still on the board. That's impossible to ignore.

As of Tuesday, ESPN's Chad Ford liked Biyombo: 

Analysis: We've had the Pistons taking Valanciunas the past few weeks, but with Valanciunas now planning on returning to Europe for another year, I don't think the Pistons will take the chance. With Kemba Walker also off the board, the Pistons are down to two prospects -- Biyombo and Tristan Thompson.

Thompson has upside, but from what I can gather, the team is still very high on Biyombo. The Pistons know how to develop a defensive stopper like this. This pick might come down to what happens at Tuesday's workout between Thompson and Biyombo.

I'm sure I've missed a few dissenters, but at this point they're nearly impossible to find. Could this really happen? Don't Kemba this up, Joe!

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BitchSmack!!!

I would love to see this happen tonight. We need interior D so damn bad its sad.

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by BillyRude on Jun 23, 2011 8:37 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

It begins…

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by heWizard on Jun 23, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fact, I'd go as far as to say if he doesn't end up on the Pistons, the only response he gets is red pandas.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

i’ve seen red panda pictures on here before but i don’t know what they’re supposed to mean.

by CheerstoLilWayne on Jun 23, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah.

i don’t understand the red pandas either.

by freywagg on Jun 23, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

search fanposts for "A Brief History of Red Pandas"

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Toronto is the team to watch

If Brandon Knight is off the board at their pick I think they take Bismack. So we should be rooting for Utah to take Kanter at pick 3 in order to have Knight drop to Toront’s pick.

by Stones1981 on Jun 23, 2011 8:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Don’t you think Toronto would take Kanter before reaching for Bismack? I can’t see them passing on Kanter.

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by BillyRude on Jun 23, 2011 9:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

They definitely could if he's available

He may be gone at pick 4 to Cleveland in my scenario. I just haven’t heard much linking Kanter to Toronto.

by Stones1981 on Jun 23, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda want to see Cleveland draft Kanter and Irving. Thereby using two top 4 picks on guys that played a total of what, 10 games last season combined.

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by JumpingBlob on Jun 23, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We must not forget about Houston.

With the assets the Rockets have, that team can possibly swoop up to just about any spot above 8 and make a pick that throws things out of wack.

by Kruza on Jun 23, 2011 9:49 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

rec'd for

turning up biyombo

J.UST E.NJOY T.HIS S.HIT
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by big_p.a.w.z. on Jun 23, 2011 9:08 AM EDT reply actions  

This almost certainly guarantees he doesn’t end up in Detroit.

by TDP on Jun 23, 2011 9:13 AM EDT reply actions  

was watching some of his spanish league play

and he was not definitely not THAT aggressive…give this kid time and he’s gonna be a beast

J.UST E.NJOY T.HIS S.HIT
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by big_p.a.w.z. on Jun 23, 2011 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would take Tristian Thompson. He is only a freshman and has an NBA body. He will never be a mega superstar but this dude is a cant miss solid NBA player. Tough as nails and a developing post game. It seems everyone wants the “sexy” pick I say take the sure thing in this case.

by crazyj on Jun 23, 2011 9:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe so

but I think there’s a real argument for taking a gamble here – and I mean philosophically, not just because of DBB’s collective crush on MFBB. There will be more opportunities to pick up solid rotation guys – free agency, trades, second rounders panning out – but when else is there the opportunity to get a player with this high of a ceiling? (Short of clearing a large amount of cap space and spending all of it in order to convince a big name to join a rebuilding team where he will spend the next five winters with snow chains obscuring his chrome rims.) (Or trading away our, um, many-splendoured assets.) (Or sucking even worse next year and getting a better pick.)

I’m usually pretty risk averse, and maybe if I’m Joe D I go for a safer pick for reasons of job security. But since my arse isn’t on the line: Bring on the aBlockalypse!

by excellent dinosaur on Jun 23, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

All of his important college numbers (when pace and per minute adjusted) are below average. That’s not good, regardless of age.

by brgulker on Jun 23, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ill be happy if we draft bb, tt, or mm

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 9:49 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Brigitte Bardot? Tina Turner? Marilyn Monroe?

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Bardot, on the other hand, needs to squat more

by Rob Rogacki on Jun 23, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd let her squat on my face...

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah buddy

girl has dat der thundarous thighs

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

She should close her closet door.

WORD PLAY
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and put a fucking fitted sheet on her mattress

it’s not sanitary to sleep directly on it.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bodacious Blocks? Tall & Tenacious? Menacing Manchild? I believe we have reached a consensus.

by excellent dinosaur on Jun 23, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Right on

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 10:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeh!!!
Biyombo’s strong ascension up NBA teams’ draft boards has not gone unnoticed by the league office, causing NBA officials to extend him a last-minute invitation to the green room, said multiple sources close to the situation.

J.UST E.NJOY T.HIS S.HIT
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by big_p.a.w.z. on Jun 23, 2011 10:32 AM EDT reply actions  

yahoo sports

link

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by big_p.a.w.z. on Jun 23, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dont care if he is 18 or 28 bring him to detroit. I want blocks and dunks.

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 10:49 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Dammit!

Chad Ford:


The Raptors love Brandon Knight, but would they take Bismack Biyombo even if Knight is on the board at No. 5? I’m hearing it’s a real possibility.

by Teal Stallion on Jun 23, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

oh noes

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by big_p.a.w.z. on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Love the angry red panda

I will be the angry panda if we end up with Tristan Thompson. Pissed, but still drinkin’ the Langloisian kool-aid.

by mountaineermac on Jun 23, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

poop

i’d hate them forever

by Pentatonic on Jun 23, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly am starting to hope that somehow Thompson and Biyombo are both off the board by #8. If that happens, I can see JoD trading down for Markieff / Faried plus another first rounder, which IMHO, is a better situation than Biyombo or Thompson in the long term.

I could be wrong, just epinion.

Bring on the negative recs!

by brgulker on Jun 23, 2011 11:53 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

no sugarcoat, biYOMbo and thompson not just SOLID players, but also SLEPPERS, not top 7 picks.
will be THERE when pistons choose at number 8. unless other team makes MEGA-trade. just epinion

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for sleppers

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by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Faried enough to favor this option. But I also favor Biyombo and this concept of a BLOCKOPALYPSE! I’m fairly impressed by the options in this draft for quality bigs. I feel fairly comfortable that we’ll be either ecstatic tonight or at least content tomorrow after some long discussion and a general debate of drafted players stats and possible nicknames.

2011 The Year of the Jerebko : For Jonas!

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by JumpingBlob on Jun 23, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’ll be either ecstatic tonight or at least content tomorrow

Agreed. I hope.

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you a positive rec. The more all this draft nonsense has gone on, the more I’ve become comfortable with the real possibility of trading down. Especially for Faried, who I kind of want any way.

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by heWizard on Jun 23, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My rec was negative!

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This needs to happen

IF we end up with both Markieff AND Faried that would be a successful draft. chances are very good one or both of those guys would be solid role players in the league. With Faried having solid starter potential on things we desperately need. If Joe was truly offered this trade, sign me up for the Fire JOD NOW! He will not be the next Ben Wallace that dude will never be replicated.

by Danny D on Jun 23, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure that's a possibility

Both are projecting to be gone by 21. Faried is probably the most likely to drop. That’s my problem. Faried and Morris is a nice draft. Morris and some random combo guard?

Or, worse, say Walker slips to the 14.

Kemba Walker and Travis Leslie, FTW.

by Kevin Sawyer on Jun 23, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cavs looking for another lottery pick

Give them rip and our pick if bb is gone

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 12:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm not understanding the big deal about the 18 vs 22 years old debate..

I understand the ceiling maybe lower if he is older but as long as he can play right away and contribute it shouldn’t be a big deal. Plus, it’s not like Yi Jianlian controversy where he was thought to be around 21 but evidence shows he was closer 26 years old.

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by DBB Diablo on Jun 23, 2011 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont get the Bismack love..

For one he isn’t a guarantee to be Ben Wallace 2.0.. he was unknown until January, and was playing in YEMEN! (not a top league) He has absolutely no offensive game, and make Joakhim Noah look like MJ.. How are you guys so sold on someone that has more of a chance to be Thabeet/Diop/Ajinca and the list goes on of other random big men who are one dimensional. This team needs help, but getting someone who we hope can at least play one end of the court is kind of crazy to me. What makes him better then Joel Anthony?! Would you draft Joel in the top 10 too? Personally I would want Kanter or Knight, then possibly Leonard to replace Tayshaun if your going to stay at 8. If not trade out and get Faried, Morris, Thompson or whoever else of interest

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

potential

Same way Terrico White > John Wall, Bismack = Ben Wallace

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by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT...

Terrico was a 2nd round pick!!! Not a lottery selection

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perry Jones = Rasheed

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

John Wall was the first overall pick

Which is why Terrico White was by far the second best pick in the draft, behind Monroe

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by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think part of it..

is that this franchise has built their success on defensive oriented teams and this fanbase is desperate for another defensive presence.

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by DBB Diablo on Jun 23, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ACB

which he got called up from the Yemen league because they needed an extra big man..He was unknown until January sir.

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care if he came from the Pittsburgh YMCA League

When you’re sitting in the mid-lottery swing for the fences. He’s either Ben Wallace 2.0 or another Saer Sene. I’d rather take that risk than pick Kemba or Kawhi Leonard. We already have nine bench players—we don’t need two more. Let’s see if we can find a starter that complements Moose. If it doesn’t work we can all forget that we were in favor of the selection and bitch about how stupid JoD is.

by mountaineermac on Jun 23, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love how my two favorite guys are Kemba and Kawhi Leonard.

by CheerstoLilWayne on Jun 23, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how you don't post very much about your love for those players.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I get it

but I’m not sure why you said the YEMEN league in your original post when his most recent play was in the ACB. It also doesn’t matter to me why he was called up to the ACB league. I only care about what he did when he got there. During his play in the ACB he lead the league in blocked shots (in only 17 mpg), was 4th in rebounds per 40 minutes and 4th in free throws per 40 minutes and 20th in PER while having a low foul rate. He’s also has an NBA body, a 7-7 wingspan, and is considered a great athlete with the intangibles and work ethic to match.

I get the concerns. I have spoken about them in other threads and if you want some one else I can understand that, but let’s not discount what Bismack has shown.

by Stones1981 on Jun 23, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

One thing I don't get

Is his rebound rate, 10 per 40 is kinda weak imo. Monroe has half the athletic ability and he was averaging 10 in 30 minutes post all star break, not to mention Markieff is averaging 13 per 40. For a guy that is reportedly as athletic as Biyombo, he should be putting up much closer to 15 per 40 if he’s the next Ben Wallace

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kid hasn't been playing that long

If you believe he’s really 18-20, Biyombo hasn’t been playing ball that long. I think we can all agree that a lot of rebounding is a feel for where the ball will be that you develop while playing (hence Kevin Love can figure out how to snare 30 boards in a game). Hopefully as he grows more accustomed to the game that rate will increase to match his athleticism.

by mountaineermac on Jun 23, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Love as averaged 14+ boards per 40 in college

Dude has amazing fundamentals, possibly the best out of any big drafted in the past 10 years (including both Greg Oden and Blake Griffin) . Not to mention he’s actually got a 35" vertical, much more athletic than people give them credit for

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd for as averaged

should be also averaged

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by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Not trying to disparage K-Love, just noting that he does not have Bismackian athleticism. Dude gets a lot of boards because he knows where to be.

by mountaineermac on Jun 23, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

and that’s what worries me about Bismack, the guy reportedly has a nose for the ball so his fundamentals must be really weak if he can’t average over 10 boards per 40 playing only 17 minutes per game. Typically high energy guys put up rediculous per 40 stats because they play small minutes, Amir is a premier example of this

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by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a bit confused by that too

but I think the most important thing is measuring where he ranks in relation to others in the league not the per 40 #. I looked at the league leaders for the ACB and teams must play at a slower pace and/or shoot more efficienty than the NCAA. There are 18 teams total and only 1 guy averaged more than 16 ppg, only 1 guy averaged over 9 rpg, and no one averaged 6 apg.

by Stones1981 on Jun 23, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true, everything is relative

But as i understand it the ACB is primarily a perimeter league, not one with a lot of inside play (whether post moves or athletic finishes at the rim) – meaning there should be a lot of available rebounds

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by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no stats to back this up

but I’d think it would be tougher to get a rebound in the ACB compared to the NCAA. Bismack was playing grown men every night while half the teams Kansas played had no legitimate big men.

I’d like to see what % of available rebounds Bismack pulled in.

by Stones1981 on Jun 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only one player in the ACB averaged >9 rebounds/game, then Biyombo projects to be the best rebounder in the league, which should translate to the NBA.

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But as i understand it the ACB is primarily a perimeter league, not one with a lot of inside play

Doesn’t that suggest the opposite? Wouldn’t that lead to more rebounds outside of the paint?

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by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats what they always say, long shots=long rebounds.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

so what your saying is his 5.1 Rebounding avg will turn into somewhere between 10-15 because it’s the NBA?!?!

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, that is exactly what we’re saying.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ACB teams do play at a slow pace.

That was one of the biggest reasons behind Rubio finally coming over. Minnesota’s supposedly going to run more next season and Rubio would presumably be more comfortable in that kind of offensive situation than he was in Spain.

by Grant E. on Jun 23, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

True statement: Every time you block a shot, you don't get credited for a rebound

So if Biyombo is blocking/altering shots on the ball, then its likely the other guys on his team getting rebounds off that defense. Its not easy to block/alter, turn around, get position, and go up and get the rebound.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to hand Art William JoD's number

Draft Biyombo Joe, just do it!

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 12:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ablockalypse

I usually just troll, but I am so filled with angst and rage over what is about to occur that I can’t be expected to work today. I am considering performing a voodoo ritual that will sacrifice a live chicken, a birthday cake, and a mayo milkshake to JoD if we can just walk away with Biyombo tonight.

by mountaineermac on Jun 23, 2011 12:48 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

JoD would be pleased

by Mr. Barton on Jun 23, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kwame Brown is offended by your local rituals

BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR ALL!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it looks like you can read and write in english better then you speak it

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 2:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

no worries...I rec'd you for then.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the education system in the congo is better than ours

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 2:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree

The guy might only be able to play PF instead of C, but he’s got a 38" vert, soft hands, benches more than Tyler (which I find to be really surprising, a 260 pound athlete can’t bench more than little 160 lb me?) and is a local kid

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

Benson is the local kid, but still, Johnson looks like a really good PF pick if he can learn how to fucking squat (srs, dude needs to add mass to his legs)

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

JJ

Like JaJuan alot, steal for anybody in the 2nd. Tyrus Thomas with a jump shot imo…Tyler is intriguing but is a head case. Cant really compare with JuJuan going through a top Strength & Conditioning regiment the last few years, and Tyler thinking he was NBA ready since 15 probably never has been dedicated or pushed like JJ

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm stil worried about his legs though

7 footer that weighs only 220 pounds? To me that says he’s top heavy, ie chicken legs. While that’s fine as an Amir type role player I can’t see him contributing heavy minutes until he can add some thundar to his thighs

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he could

but there’s always a market for athletic bigs with a soft touch, just look at Joakim Noah, it’s very possible to add bulk over time. If he trains the right way, he could easily become a MLE if not higher salary player instead of a $3 mil/year guy (meaning lots of incentive for him)

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dwight Howard has some chicken legs, he seems to do ok.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

the guy is a body builder, look at his calves alone. I bet you the guy has some monstrous thighs, I will concede Howard but the guy gets shut down by guys with really strong lower bodies like Perkins and Maxiell

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut.

Can we trade Stuckey and Rip for Jameer and a pick?

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thinks its an instant money saver with miller, they just waive him right away so stuckey and hamilton wouldnt fit ORL needs, someone is going to get a decent PG in miller. Jameer with the blazers seems promising at first glance.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

right Stuckey plays point for them on the cheap

And they buyout Hamilton, granted we’ll have to send over some cash as well

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by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like we have options

Lets hope JOD can pull some of that magic he used to have and hoodwink a team.

by Danny D on Jun 23, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beware the Spurs

I never want to be in the middle of what those guys are playing around with…I’m always afraid they’ll steal us blind on JoD’s best day.

by mountaineermac on Jun 23, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This draft is just craziness

Based on what Woj is saying I hope Cleveland drafts Jonas at 4 b/c they can’t take the chance they’ll be able to trade with the Bobcats. Assuming Bismack and Thompson are available with our pick we then trade it for Charlotte’s 9th and 19 pick. We then draft Bismack at #9 plus pick up another 1st rounder.

Do it Joe D! Show us you still have it!

by Stones1981 on Jun 23, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's actually not a bad idea

Then we could potentially get both bismack and Markieff

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

my head is swimming after reading that.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If jordan’s in love with tristan, i can see this happening. Michael seems like the type that will do anything to get ‘his’ guy.

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 23, 2011 2:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Solution

Trade 8th pick for Bobcats’ 9 and 19.

Trade 9th pick for the 14 and 23.

by Kevin Sawyer on Jun 23, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd fap

ravenously.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

JODfather: Today I settle all family business…

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope he makes Bill Laimbeer an offer he can’t refuse

by Rob Rogacki on Jun 23, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope that Tattaglia and Sollozzo make Gordon, Hamilton, and Villanueva’s contracts sleep with the fishes.

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I don't know if I would do that

no way Biyombo falls all the way to 14, I would be content with him and Markieff/Faried. If another legit talent slips we can always trade up our first second rounder and perhaps purchase another second. Teams perennially trade second rounders for cash so we could potentially get JaJuan that way

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jun 23, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling

were doing a trade today. To many possibility for JOD not to do something. He can prove today that it was nothing more than KD keeping him from making moves, and i think hes anxious to show just that. Today may end up being a wild ride boys.

by Danny D on Jun 23, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean a Biyombumpy ride?

/stretched

by Rob Rogacki on Jun 23, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope so

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 2:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

In other news, the sky is still blue.

I feel bad for Rambis though…

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he really had no idea what he was doing. and Johnny Flynn sucks. so does super cool beas. and darko.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think trying to force the triangle on them was a bad call on Rambis’ part. i didnt watch any non pistons related wolves games last year but that seems to be a big problem with their team, beyond the horrible roster.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

kahn made him do an homework assignment.

he had to write an essay on how he was going to communicate with the players better.

at least GuMares didn’t pie-in-the-face Qstar that way.

by freywagg on Jun 23, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got Curry'd

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope biyombo dresses like Sean Connery and Michael Caine in the Man Who Would Be King tonight. Pith helmet and white linen suit.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope he dresses in a dress to mess with the rest.

BIYOMBO WEAR DRESS AND STILL GET DRAFTED AHEAD OF YOU MWOO HAHAHAHAHAHA BIYOMBO LAUGH AT YOU. YOU LITTLE GIRL ON BASKETBALL COURT AND IN SPIRIT. BIYOMBO LION IN DRESS.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIYOMBO WEAR DRESS AND STILL MAKE LOVE TO ALL OTHER DRAFT PICKS MOTHERS IN GREEN ROOM

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recommend this post. (I think I’m gonna start saying “rec” that way, you know, for the brevity lulz)

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That anagram is as whimsical as it is poigniantly relevant. I hereby endourse it with a hearty recommendation and further more I intend to recommend to others the delightful prose by these upstanding gentleman, who I must say, are not cancerous in any sense, neither a cancer to this blog, nor to the sports blog nation in its entirety.

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jun 23, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It is not Kevin Garnett, alas, it is as much he as the sun is the moon, or the dog the cat, or Lebron James the badass, but rather, it is the Wallace-hood, a collection of dunk shotting and blocking basquetballs into the eyes of providence himself, and it is considered not an insult, but a reflection of the generous crafting towards man providence has taken.

WORD PLAY
hollywoodsloce.tumblr.com

by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 23, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brevity is the soul of wit. —Polonius
For the lulz! —MFMP

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fox Sports

“Getting compared to everybody from Serge Ibaka to Ben Wallace isn’t fair for a player as raw as Biyombo is. Going in the top 10-12 picks is doing HIM a disservice.”

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Quote Wars! For every quote you find discrediting biyombo at 8, i bet i can find one substantiating him at 8.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

today is going by so slow, come on draft time

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 2:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

True

That’s my doctor always says

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jun 23, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m on the clock till seven

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 2:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

start at 5

Because anything after 4 doesn’t count

by Danny D on Jun 23, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Biyombo and Isaiah Thomas

String indications are that the Raptors could take Biyombo at #5 so Pistons fans don’t hold your collective breaths.

Also.

Should the Pistons find a way to draft Isaiah Thomas.

How cool would that be seriously.

Especially if hire Laimbeer as their coach.

by Buddahfan on Jun 23, 2011 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah...fuck the fucking raptors in their fucking stupid Canadian Faces.

They need to take Canadian eh Tristan Thompson and shut the fuck up.

FUCK. ASS.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I See Pistons Bloggers

R still saying that Obama would be a great President. LOL

by Buddahfan on Jun 23, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

raises hand

Do yourself a favor, and don’t bring up politics on DBB. Keep that shit outta here.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

December 30th, 20087, I was eating at an Italian restaurant in Davenport, Iowa with my girlfriend, her mother and step father. As we were finishing our meal, a group of six or seven came in, a group of mixed ages, and sat two tables over from our party. As we were getting up, my girlfriend’s step father recognized the head of the neighboring table— it was Joe Biden.

by Mike Payne on Apr 10, 2009 1:25 AM CDT

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

OH SHHHHHHNAP!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say anything about politics there though!

(although I have before)

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did that come from?

WORD PLAY
hollywoodsloce.tumblr.com

by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 23, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

canadians suck a. Stupid raptors and the love they have for international players

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 2:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

halllllllllelujah!!

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linky?!?!!

This signature is false.

by heWizard on Jun 23, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Natalie Sitto re-tweeted this as well

That supposedly JoD has been given the go ahead to take Jonas V. if he’s still available and if not then Thompson is his man. I call bullshit.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a bluff

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 3:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

we better not take Jonas 2.0 if Biyombo's still available

or i swear I’m gonna keep watching most games because I’m a slacker and apparently like punishment.

by Pentatonic on Jun 23, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

true statement is true.

Regardless of who the Pistons draft, I’ll end up watching 75-80 of the games in their entirety next season.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, this is how we get someone to trade down with us so that we can get Faried and Darius Morris

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jun 23, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine my dog Mosa doing something like this if given an opportunity to frollick in that much snow.

Thats what this upcoming winter will be for!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scenarios that would make me happy:

If we stay at 8:
**Biyombo or Jonas V.

If we trade down with Houston:

  • Faried or Markieff with the 14th
  • If Jonas V. falls is as roomered, Jonas V. (although presumably, Houston wants him if they trade up, so there’s that)

Scenarios that would make me RPBAR’d:

If we stay at 8:

  • Tristan, or the wrong Morris

If we trade with Houston:

  • Kevin’s above scenario with combo guards

by brgulker on Jun 23, 2011 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Hmmm

If Biyombo and Jonas V. are gone by 8, I say we take Thompson and ship him off to another team (possibly Houston or Phx) just to stick it to the Bobcats for backing out of the Chandler for Hamilton trade last year.

by bluedogg on Jun 23, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

you, sir

are very eloquent and i agree with you wholeheartedly

by Pentatonic on Jun 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recommend such eloquence.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll give you a preview of my reactionary comment after we take Thompson over Biyombo...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…

to be continued.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLELUJAH AGAIN!!! Really dont want Tristan but I really really dont want Yinka Dare 2.0

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are, how they say, wrong.

you’re like the federal building 2.0

Also, I don’t understand the buy out issues with his team. They released him shortly after the Nike Hoops Summit. Can a team release their player and still obtain buy out cash for him?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had a large wingspan too..

<img src=“”http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/1001/this.day.sports.history.jan25/images/bol-webb(2).jpg"/>"/>

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s karma.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

no

Well… it costs to get better, especially if you need a quality big man to get better.
Jonas has a buyout.
Biyombo has a buyout.

Gores will understand.

by victor_e on Jun 23, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it appears someone has move in front of the Pistons
DraftExpress Jonathan Givony
Teams calling Sacramento about the #7 pick are being told it’s already been moved. Problem is, no one knows to who, or for which player.

And it appears it might be

GeryWoelfel Gery Woelfel
by CBSSportsNBA
Bucks appear to have deal with Sacamento for No. 7

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 23, 2011 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

And Keith wonders
Keith_Langlois Keith Langlois
If true, does it suggest Hammond knew he had to get ahead of Pistons?

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 23, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will die today.

So I will start drinking instead.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 23, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think the Bucks would take biyombo at 7....

I think they’d take Thompson or Leonard.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

Bucks take Thompson…Bimbo is gone at 5 yahtzeeee

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...Raptors are going Knight Vision.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read somewhere yesterday

That the interest displayed towards Thompson by early lottery picks was to entice late lottery picks to trade. This makes sense if true.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 23, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I'm trying to sort out how the Bucks, Bobcats, and Kings would swap picks

I’m sure players/other picks are involved…but I’m assuming the following:

Sacramento goes to Charlotte, Charlotte goes to Milwaukee, Milwaukee goes to Sacramento. Sacramento also gets Charlotte’s 19th overall.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WojYahooNBA Adrian Wojnarowski
Milwaukee has a three-way deal with Charlotte and Sacramento, sources say.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 23, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

well that screws things up...

but if those 3 teams are swapping picks, it means that no one is dealing with Houston since Charlotte and Milwaukee were the most likely candidates to deal with Houston…14 and 23?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The breakdown according to Ford
chadfordinsider Chad Ford
Deal: Bucks get Beno, Stephen Jackson 9 & 19. Bobcats get pick 7 & Maggette. Kings get 10 & John Salmons.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 23, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who are the Bobcats targeting with #7?

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking fuck fuck

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction: MIL gets Shaun Livingston (as well) but does not get #9.

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's mostly accurate...

… except the Bobcats keep their #9 pick to go along with the #7 acquired in the deal. They now have both picks that sandwiches the Pistons pick.

by Kruza on Jun 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is getting too complex for me. I’m just going to listen to Eddie Palmieri and hope that today will be Un Día Bonito for Los Pistones.

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm honestly afraid that anything that happens that doesn't include us getting Biyombo will send me into a furious rage...

I realize that logically, swapping for 2 later 1st rounders is very appealing but my heart has been set on Biyombo for so long that anything else will be disappointing. good thin the mrs. is coming home late this evening due to work happy hour. She’ll get there just in time to hold my hair back.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

We survived life without Art

Its boring and empty, but we survived.

WWGMD?

by Kriz on Jun 23, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to live in a world without art.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bright Side is

we get a basketball player that contribute from day 1, or possibly two if we trade rather then Lil Thabeet

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well nba scouts..

sure thought Thabeet was worthy enough to be picked top 5 and contribute from day one on the defensive side of the ball also..But your right, Biyombo is a slam dunk because he is more muscular I guess

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

raises hand

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

concurs with the man whose hand is now raised.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

there were quite a few people who thought thabeet was a bust. for some reason the griz still took him.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Biyombo is a slam dunk

Biyombo DOES slam dunks

by Grant E. on Jun 23, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that dude in the green helping him dunk

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 4:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he's trying to scratch and sniff Biyombo's armpit in hopes of obtaining some of Dunkessence.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

oh I can see that now thanks for clarifying

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 4:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

we covered this already

i one of the many biyombo threads. I’d find it and link it but there are too many threats and too many dunk shot photos.

by freywagg on Jun 23, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ONLY reason

Thabeet was dominant in the Big East is because he was soo much taller and longer than everyone else. He had no skill set that made him stand out. Any scout that thought he would be a defensive force in the NBA was silly. His elite level defense failed twice a year to stop dejuan blair, who was 7 inches shorter than him. Blair is now a bench/rotation player, but not a stud.

Thabeet was never going to be No. 2 material.

by freywagg on Jun 23, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grow tired of your nonsense, JaySoul.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

chill

just trying to find out why the out of control obsession with DJ Mbenga…nothing serious, this is draft talk

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just going to start referring to you as Ralph 2.0. Cool?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, JaySoul.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mbenga?

Oh, I get it, because every player from Africa is exactly the same. I find that insinuation very offensive.

by Bismack Biyombo on Jun 23, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

smh .. sorry that i’m not a fan of Bismack sir

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

we're sorry too Ralph 2.0.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The almighty says dont change the subject

just answer the fucking question

/bravehearted

by Danny D on Jun 23, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYI

Detroit was built on TEAM defense..Ben Wallace wasn’t Dikembe Mutumbo’esque! The team was great defensively as a unit with Ben heart an hustle cleaning up. Stop it with the Biyombo is the 2nd coming of the GREAT Ben Wallace..thats plain disrespectful

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

who said Biyombo is sure to be the second coming of Ben Wallace?

And furthermore, I agree with you that the team defense was great for Detroit but in actuality, Rip, Chauncey, and Tay’s defensive ratings were sub 100 only 1 season (03-04) out of their entire career. Meanwhile, Ben has had a sub 100 D-Rating for 11 out of 16 seasons in the NBA. To add to that, Rip, Billups, and Tay barely broke 100 sporting 99 or 98 D-Ratings. Ben’s D-Rating in the same season? 87. The best D-Rating for a single season ever. So the greater likelihood is that Ben’s interior defense actually bolstered his teammates defensive ratings as opposed to the entire team truly playing great defense.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can agree with that..just players like Ben dont come around often, and to hear his name dropped constantly with Dasagna Diop 2.0 is crazy to me

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn't answer Boourns' question.
Who said Biyombo is sure to be the second coming of Ben Wallace?

by Grant E. on Jun 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

These boards

If you go through the threads you will see he is Ben-like quite often, and that is why I believe people are fascinated by the guy

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s fascinating

by Piztonz on Jun 23, 2011 4:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pistonz, there is obviously 2 s's in fasscinating, ssee?

:-)

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

to hear you constantly refer to a guy as Yinka Dare 2.0, Diop 2.0, or Thabeet 2.0

is equally crazy to me. Are there similarities in race, cultural background, geographic location, core abilities (dunks, blocks. boards), and accent? Certainly. But were this draft not coming on the front of a potential lockout, Biyombo likely wouldn’t even be in discussion in the lottery.

In fact none of the players we’re discussing likely would be. So to point at any single player and claim he’s sure to be a bust is infuriating.

I agree with you though that the comparisons to Ben Wallace or even Serge Ibaka at this point do nothing more than build up expectations to unfair levels. That said, there is no reason to assume that he couldn’t end up being close to the kind of defender that Ben Wallace was given he’d be working directly with him for at least the next year if not longer.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uncertainty

With so much uncertainty, I would just rather not roll the dice on someone who I feel is going to be bang or bust and nowhere near in between.

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay well who do you think will be available that doesn't have almost the exact same level of bang or bust potential?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't feed the troll, Boournsey

throw wizard pictures at it.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry...I'm still at work, grabbing lunch with the boss, leaving early, heading to the store, buying at least 4 bombers, and heading home to start funkin

gonna be straight up drunk by the time #8 is called. Already got my happy picture and my righteous fury picture prepped for posting.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

since I have an opinion that is different from yours, I’m a troll?! smh, chill your better then that

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is not your opinion, it’s your manner. Belittle our opinion by comparing our preferred player to a bunch of bums shall be met with wizard pictures, Dorothy.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

IMO

If were at 8, I say take Knight, Kanter, or Leonard whoever is still on board. Draft is pretty bad, and I think it has decent value in later picks actually. If that Houston trade is true, I would be on board with that also

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knight and Kanter won't be and I don't see how either one of those strikes you as a sure thing

Kanter hasn’t played in a year and has only worked out for teams and Knight is arguably one of the most inefficient PGs in the draft. Meanwhile, Leonard is a PF trapped in a SFs body, but doesn’t have the extended range to contribute.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree to Disagree

Kanter is a true 7 footer that has some offensive capability also. NO he’s not Hakeem, but he did drop 30+ at the Hoop Summit..Defensive he isn’t Ben I know that, but defense to me is an attitude and effort entrenched by the coach (ie: see Chicago). Brandon Knigh has the size an athleticism to be darn good down the road. He is only 19, and very solid between the ears. Kawhi is somwhere Stephen Jackson/ Gerald Wallace.. his jumper will continue to get better as it did this year. Replacing Prince with him wouldnt be bad in my eyes

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

from what ive read about knight i wouldnt mind him

he wont be there but he will prolly be a nice player. i am basing this solely on what i have read about him.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kanters an unknown to an extent

scouts say he can fill it up, but thats based on him playing against sub par competition, big concerns with him seem to be defense and whether or not he has any sort of BB IQ. he may be completely ineffectual on D. no one knows.

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

you’re okay with picking Rasho Nesterovich Jr., who has zero available data about him, yet you claim “uncertainty” about Bismack Biyombo? And are you talking about the Hoop Summit where Biyombo grabbed a triple double?

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me rephrase it for you Mike..He dropped 34 on Jared Sullinger’s head at the Hoop Summit, and he would of been a top 3 pick this year. I dont know how he is defensively, could be atrocious…If you want to call him Rasho, then go for it sir…more power to ya

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it comes down to people feeling better about taking an unknown scorer over and unknown defender

they both have problem spots but Kanter can score the ball so even if his defense is terrible, which it reportedly is, people will over look it for his O. good luck with that Brook Lopez 2.0.

 I would rather gamble on a possibly game changing defensive talent and then build a team around that. but that would never work would it…

by dandresden on Jun 23, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not that I don’t think Darko Milicic Jr. doesn’t have potential, I’m just calling you on your bullshit— praising one completely unknown while considering the other guy, who has a statistical record, wreaks of “uncertainty”.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why not?

Would you rather roll the dice in a draft where there are more sure-fire prospects? Most of the people on this board wouldn’t be all about drafting Biyombo if it weren’t for that fact that this is a shit draft. If you’re going to take a risk, now’s the time.

by Grant E. on Jun 23, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill tell you about rolling the dice.

Put 25 on crap, grab em dueces up, and snap your wrist like you’re packin a tin.

Biyombo is not crap.

by Roll The Dyess on Jun 23, 2011 5:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t get the whole “safe” pick in the pistons spot. We are not a safe pick away from being good. Nor are we in a position to pick a “safe” player that will turn out to be a for sure starter or all-star. The only “safe” pick at the number 8 spot would be for a for sure roll player who at best is a fringe starter/6th man and we already have a team full of those. Why not take a guy who at worst will bring energy, blocks and rebounds from the bench and at best has the possibility of being a game changer on defense if you have the chance? I guess you would rather take a “safe” player who shoots 42% from the field and has an assist to TO rating of 1.33 at PG that won’t even be around at the 8th pick?

by Mr. Barton on Jun 23, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not take a guy who at worst will bring energy, blocks and rebounds from the bench and at best has the possibility of being a game changer on defense if you have the chance?

So basically you’ve cemented him as an success with this statement..

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching you JaySoul.

Got Hubie Brown's moms on speed dial.

by Mike Payne on Jun 23, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

u sir seriously have to chill..I’m simply asking questions

by JaySoul on Jun 23, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for hear.

by -PS- on Jun 23, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

YA HERD?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Jun 23, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

misHERE'd

unhere’d of

Antlers and Horns......

by alaskanpistonsfan on Jun 23, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

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Because the photograph of the unfortunate looking gentleman with a mustache that makes him look like a tusk-less walrus made me laugh audibly, and had others been near be at the time they would be curious as to what wit could cause such a guffaw.

by Rob Rogacki on Jun 23, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  


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