Game Thread for Game 5: Now with Free Tupperware with Proof of Posting
by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 8:48 PM EDT
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PrintHere's what we know. Lebron is lazy. Deshawn Stevenson is awesome. Chris Bosh has played well but has stupid braids and looks like a giraffe. Dwyane Wade is the boss. Dirk Nowitzki has seen the face of God and only has so long to act before he goes totally mad and devours Rick Carlisle's ankles. Jason Kidd is old. Juwan Howard is old. Peja Stojakovic sucks. Mark Jackson should stay quiet.
I guess we discuss this here?
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Yeah, he didn’t read my game thread obviously.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
my sentiments as well (with Mark Jackson)
He talks total rubbish ALL the time. If I could only turn off the color commentary without turning off the volume that will be a godsend.
I'm afraid Lebron's going to off this game.
And have a game where he acts like Lebron James.
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Hell yeah. I got excited when I saw that.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Healthy Dirk is here!
And Marion just owned the shit out of LeBron with that spin move.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
by Thom not Tom Gores on Jun 9, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
That’s terrible. But awesome.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
that chick ain't washed a dish in her life
and her apartment is a fucking disaster. She seriously needs to take a think on her lifestyle and consider the church.
Do it Jores!
Marion just schooled Lebron like nobody's business
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Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy suspiciously sound like Q-Tip and Phife Dawg
In my room, anyway.
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So Dallas does a good job for most of the first.
And trails.
Not good at all.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
GOD I HATE MARIO CHALMERS
FUCK YOU SUPERINTENDENT, ACT LIKE YOU FUCKING DUNKED ON JORDAN ON A HAIL MARY HEAVE
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I figured I’d beat everybody to that reference. Even if I botched it.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
My brother and I were talking about it last night. I surprised him with it
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I guess he just sprained his vagina instead of tearing it.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
omg wade came back after getting injured
and they showed the willis reed game in the intro! OMG EVERYTHING HAS COME FULL CIRCLE!
by dandresden on Jun 9, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
omg that was so crazy that wade was able to hit that shot with his injury!
by dandresden on Jun 9, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is a close game, but it's not even thrilling
It’s just… confusing. Eddie House is in. I don’t know what’s going on.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
by Thom not Tom Gores on Jun 9, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Dwyane Wade is injured, man! He needs back up!
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone hitting NBA StatsCube?
I’m pessimistic.
Easier for the Heat to win a fast game than a slow game.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree with you
Just like agree that I should not eat pizza on my diet.
by Kevin Sawyer on Jun 9, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So.....
Is there a law that failed comedic actors have to bury their careers with a talking animal movie?
That movie is going to make a ridiculous amount of money while good comedies like Walk Hard die in the streets like a damn low animal. Movies suck.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah man
that dude has been hilarious never. he’s like the one not-funny turd chris farley never had.
Do it Jores!
Adam Sandler weed carrier=starring roles.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
all those clowns are terrible. except Steve Buscemi. man this conversation just made me remember Rob Schneider. what a bummer
I just threw up into the sound hole of my guitar.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
“Walk Hard” might be my second favorite comedy of the 00s.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah, it lost to this.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s an “American Movie”/“Sherman’s March” style doc.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt nothing anymore from Dirk. Part of me thinks there might be a Jerry West situation if the Heat win this series.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the best three ever.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
like chris bosh on a south beach male escort
/setmyselfup
by dandresden on Jun 9, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He gets them to wear a balding hairline. It’s the only way he gets off.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
OH MAN DWYANE WADE IS COMING BACK OUT
WILLIS REED JR OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU CAN FUCK MY GIRL BASED WADE SWAG TO THE MAXIMUM BASED WADE
/sportsmediaed
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
BAH GAWD, KANG!
DYWANE WADE HAS RETURNED! HE’S BACK! HE’S ABOUT TO STOMP A MUDHOLE AND WALK IT DRY!
/Jim Ross
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
MAMA HERE COMES THAT MAN!
Stride out with confidence, young man! 3 ball back to the corner pocket that is the NBA finals!
/Jackson’d
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
by Thom not Tom Gores on Jun 9, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
“Mama, here comes your man! Walk it out! Take Marcus Garvey’s advice! Take it back home! No more canned beets for you! Hitting shots and calling my sister!”
//dementedmarkjackson’d
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
so the sportswriters already got their dwade "gritty gutsy comeback leads heat over mavs" mad libs stories percolating
now its up to Joey Crawford to deliver
The Brian Cardinal Drive.
Not for the faint of heart.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
I really didn’t get bothered by the Heat all season long … managed to tune them out.
But now that the finals are here, I’m pulling for Dallas more than I’ve pulled for anyone in a very long time.
And you were pro-Heat after the decision!
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You might be thinking of me.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really… I defended their decision, in that I thought they had the right to do what they did. Never liked the way they did it, though.
I did think I would enjoy watching them, though. I was wrong about that!
I was right there with you. I thought their offence would be Dream Team style ball movement. But it’s not.
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
True that. It’s ugly, just like it was in Cleveland. For as effective as LBJ is, his game is just nasty (in a bad way).
Has there even been a player so supposedly fun to watch yet so unwatchable at the same time?
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Rodney Stuckey! Wait, he’s not on anyone’s radar.
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, and I know Carmelo’s overrated as hell, but I actually enjoyed watching Melo. Lebron’s never been fun to watch for m.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I have never enjoyed his game.
I mean the guy can score, dunk, pass, rebounds, defend but its all so joyless.
His offense is so brutish. I always feel it has more to do with natural ability than craft.
WWGMD?
Agreed. And he also spends so much time complaining. I wish he’d just play. Has LeBron or Wade received a technical this season for making faces and being stupid after getting called for a foul?
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
yup, bull in a china shop
i wonder what his game will be like when his athleticism fades in a few years.
BRIAN CARDINAL!
WITH THE THEFT!
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
His career is suddenly justified!
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He wants to be the new Dwyane Wade.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Juwan is such a goon. It looks like he enjoys being a grumpy old man.
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
When he joined a stacked Heat team, I think?
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Him throwing Stevenson to the floor was such a punk ass move. I’d have honestly preferred if Lebron would have done it.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish the Mavs could just push this to double-digits.
The more the HEAT hang in here, the more I fear they’ll pull it out.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
If they pull it out, then Wade’s whole “I’m going to fake an injury! It’s only entertaaaainment!” bullshit will become legend. And there’s no way in hell I want that to happen.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i think i'm gonna put the game on mute and pop in my g. blaha motivational cd's
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And here comes the cheap fouls.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
That play was totally reminiscent of 06.
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
it was reminiscent of the time i ate a rancid calzone and vomited in the dumpster at work
by dandresden on Jun 9, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How much Carlo Rossi was involved?
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
When we hire Laimbeer
I hope lesson number 1 is retaliation fouls and lesson number 2 is “if you’re going to get called for the foul might as well foul the shit out of them.”
by Shinons* on Jun 9, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Shit!
Down to 2.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Did they just call a kicked ball foul?
What a fucking joke these refs are.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Barea is Spanish for "Fuck Your Couch Joey Crawford"
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lebron loves clanking those 3's
what a fucking pussy
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
I'm nervous as hell
This is how I know this is a good game.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Hating a team makes it so much more entertaining. This is so much better than another Boston/LA snorefest.
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"There is a heaven for penises, and I will take you there."
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Spoelstra cant watch
if he wants to watch he has to pay $100
by dandresden on Jun 9, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Juwan Howard will watch from the closet and destroy the mood. He’ll say, “Hey guys, can I join!” They’ll just look at him.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wade: Joey, if you call for me, I would literally suck your dick right now.
Crawford: I told you for the last time… I LOVE THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME TOO MUCH!
Wade: I’ll cradle the balls… stroke the shaft… work the pipe… and swallow the gravy… Get it over here buddy let’s do this…
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Got it back! Just in time to see Haslem lay it in. >:(
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
anybody catch that news promo about the computer repair man who recorded women in their bathroom?
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
i knew i should have went into computer science
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do you think I’m a plumber, dude?
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
the heat won't win
dallas is a team of destiny
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t do this to me, man! Don’t do that!
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Miller plays for the Grizzlies! Yeah!!!
Mike Miller plays for the Heat……. SIGH……
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The Carnival of Souls, that is.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the most ashamed I’ve ever been to fuck up an ICP reference.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
SHIT
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Son of a bitch.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
this is exciting
5 minutes to go, down by 1. nba finals….yeah
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I think so.
It’s like The Prestige vs. The Illusionist if they both sucked.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too. That movie is my joint.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Me either.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i would like to have sex with that mila
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
That should get you in there! Do it! Write that letter!
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And if that fails, include your ear. Or a dead bird.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
shame about anthony weiner.. i like him
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Love Weiner
He and Alan Grayson are the only two Congressmen with balls. Big brass Brazilian ones. Yeah, I know Grayson’s gone now, but he’ll be back.
I hope he can fight through this, but if he doesn’t, he’ll be back at some point. Consider Eliot Spitzer.
Hermosa Beach as Hell!
by V. on Jun 10, 2011 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions
As of today in NY he has a 56% "stay" vote among his constituency.
You have to consider how quickly Chris Lee was ejected for the craigslist post/shirtless picture. Depending how you look at it, Weiner was looking for kicks with at least a handful of women other than his pregnant wife, and instead of his bare chest like Lee, he brandished his bare schlong, and I’m pretty sure he sent some of those slutty messages and pictures to women staffers. Morals aside, that’s just an abuse of power.
He sounds like a dirtbag to me. What do you like about his politics, V?
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Just because someone is a partisan loudmouth doesn’t mean he is an effective legislator. Weiner had a reputation for several years as one of the laziest, least hard-working members of the House, more interested in cable TV appearances than actually representing his constituents.
by -PS- on Jun 10, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Over Under
That’s true for 50% of elected officials.
by brgulker on Jun 10, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Agreed bad brothers
I was curious if he’s actually gotten anything substantive done, or just gotten rich and deluded.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I'm taking the over. Way over.
"You’d be surprised what you can accomplish if you’re not concerned with making sense!"- PS
9-0 Miami run.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
That Wade face after the three.
Makes me wish horrible things on him.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
I was thinking the same thing.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Man's Brandon Knight!
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
DUNK NOWITZKI!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
OFFENSIVE FOUL!
Suck it, Lolbron!
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
CLANK goes the LEBRON
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by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Juwan Howard was putting hot sauce on his sidepiece’s feet.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
His asshole.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Excuse me sir
But mine is offended with this comparison
WWGMD?
by Kriz on Jun 9, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
CLANK THAT 3 LEBRON
0 POINTS IN THE 4TH
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
well duh.
He’s a giant dick when he’s hot
I have decided to start a career in rap under the presumptuous name of Dextrorotatory Glucose. However, you may call me "D-Sugar" for short
by bearded thundar on Jun 10, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
J-Kidd says "That's how you do clutch."
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
zzzz
Q#(U(#(#$^!#)($%!)$%()(@#$^)(%_)#$_(#@45
by brgulker on Jun 9, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I don’t know what this is. But I like it.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I assume this will be the same thing he says when we draft Donuts.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently Tracy Morgan had a homophobic freakout today
Dammit, man.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
This is, like, the least surprising thing ever.
To be honest.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,its just disappointing, because I like the guy so much.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh, really?
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Yeah, I got pretty bummed out. He’s a bizarre dude, but this is pretty serious.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
http://chicago.gopride.com/news/article.cfm/articleid/19573396
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
He really went overboard with the
“I’d kill that little n***a”. Fucking idiot.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Yeah, I’m no prude, but Jesus Christ man. This is bad. Super bad.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's a lame situation.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
oops
http://chicago.gopride.com/news/article.cfm/articleid/19573396
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Marion, you dipshit.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
James wanted a foul SO BAD right there.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Brick free throws LIKE A BOSH!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
GET THE JET READY!
GET THE JET READY!
GET THE JET READY!
GET THE JET READY!
GET THE JET READY!
GET THE JET READY!
GET THE JET READY!
GET THE JET READY!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
IF IT AIN'T THE JETS IT AIN'T NOTHING!
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
That's the first time I approve of Mark Jackson's "Hands down, man down."
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
Look at the poise, the grace, the leadership of Brian Cardinal! Leaving it all on the floor like only a true champion should!
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t even want to imagine what he’d be saying.
“Jason Terry is like a human encapsulation of Rubber Soul!”
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 9, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
If Chalmers gets called for over and back, Dallas just won the championship.
by brgulker on Jun 9, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
oh come on terry.. don't credit god for the win
bill maher disapproves
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jun 9, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
He did make us in his image……
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
He’s done that a couple times in the Playoffs now. One of my absolute pet peeves. What kind of God would care about who wins and loses basketball games? Surely, there are more important things to be concerned with?
by brgulker on Jun 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah it's ridiculous, shows a lack of humility and really illustrates how self-absorbed these cats are
They’ll say “God is great” and “God blessed us with this win” while never choosing to think about Hamza al-Khateeb, the 13 year old Syrian boy who was tortured, shot, killed, burned, other things I will not bring onto DBB, for being on the wrong street at the wrong time. Jason Terry’s God cleared his schedule to see to it the Mavs go up 3-2, but has zero time or energy to address the decades-long whole rape and murder of Congolese women. I do not have to continue.
I would slap the gingivitis out that space cadet’s mouth if he said that kind of shit in my presence, whatever the consequences.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
by Skylar on Jun 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Which, and this is a debate that I’d rather not have on DBB, I believe is my ultimate issue-and this is really more me than anybody, and I’m talking about my personal history here- with my family’s religious beliefs. Like, I get in some jam, and I’m talking about it, and I hear, “Pray about it.” And the first thing that goes through my head is “God’s got better stuff to do.” And even then, why pray about struggling with a class when there’s terrible things going on on this planet.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
At the risk of a party foul...
IMO, this says more about people than it does about God. If one believes that God’s first and foremost concern is about making sure all of the relatively unimportant stuff in one’s own life goes perfectly, then that belief reveals an incredible amount of self-centeredness, selfishness, ignorance, and arrogance (albeit completely unintentionally).
In other words, if you believe that God is primarily concerned about you, what you actually believe is that you are more concerned about you than you area bout anyone else.
And that, to me, is completely antithetical to what it means to follow Jesus, to be a Muslim, to be Jewish, etc. It’s completely back asswards.
It’s what Paul Tillich called the object of ultimate concern. If your belief is “God’s gonna help me get that promotion because I’m me,” you’re not really worshiping any deity as much as you are yourself. I guess what my issue is I have no idea what ultimately concerns me.
I took a Religious Studies class and when our teacher mentioned that theory, it was like getting dropped on my head. I just went, “Oh my God, that makes so much sense.”
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You heard it from Jason Terry.
God is a Mavs fan. His will be done.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
GET THE JET READY!
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
oh my fucking god
YES
I need a flip book of this I can carry around
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
by Skylar on Jun 10, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Notice how, once again, Wade taunts like an idiot.
And the Mavs go on a run.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 9, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
i know its cliche
but james is really doing damage to his rep here in the finals. he coming off like a total bitch in this series.
He was money in the Chicago series. So weird.
by garrettelliott on Jun 9, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He was the best player in that series by a wide margin.
He was about as destructive defensively as a wing player can be. I can’t figure what’s gotten into him (maybe it’s not what’s gotten into him, but what’s gotten into his girlfriend — Rashard Lewis. ZING!) in this series. He’s been unbelievably passive on offense. His shot selection in the fourth says is all.
7:43: LeBron James misses three point jumper. (A contested shot with three seconds left on the shot clock. It was a terrible possession for Miami. No movement whatsoever.)
2:55: LeBron James misses 17-foot jumper. (Terrible shot. Just terrible. Miami had him isolated on Kidd and LeBron didn’t even explore the possibility of putting the ball on the floor and going towards the hoop. A complete bailout shot. I was almost embarrassed for him.)
1:50: LeBron James misses 25-foot three point jumper. (Wide open three point attempt with six seconds left on the shot clock. Dallas was up by two at the time and Kidd was practically begging him to shoot this one. He was playing about seven or eight feet off of James. Dallas will live with that one every time. Once again, he didn’t even consider the possibility of putting the ball on the floor.)
0:29: LeBron James makes driving layup. (NOW he goes to the rim. This shot brought Miami back within five, but Dallas already had the game well in hand.)
by Grant E. on Jun 10, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Because It Was Chicago, That's Why
Hermosa Beach as Hell!
by V. on Jun 10, 2011 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he’s good at that.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
That's How ESPN Saw It, Too...
Which is pretty amazing, considering.
Not to worry, this one is going seven.
Hermosa Beach as Hell!
by V. on Jun 10, 2011 5:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I really like watching the Heat botch the game late in the 4th quarter
and the bar I was watching this game at was almost entirely Miami fans. That much sweeter.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
No I'm in goddamn Michigan man
…that’s the fucked up part. Almost everyone around me are a bunch of candyass pinche bitches.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
by Skylar on Jun 10, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, that’s beyond messed up.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe Lebron isnt getting so many calls
because they call less bullshit in the finals. slightly less.
I wonder what Deshawn Stevenson will have to say tonight
Any time he insults Lebron, I feel like I’m watching Wile Coyote chop off the Roadrunner’s legs and then using his corpse as a boa for his drag night.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
he has a serious grudge against Lebron. doesnt care if he’s the best player in the League. Im sure he would love to get a ring against the heat more than anyone.
The Miami Heat
is nuthin but a bunch of mark ass marks, trick ass marks, punk bitches, skip skap skanks and scallywags, hoes, heifers, hee haws and hoola-hoops.
Do it Jores!
by Mike Payne on Jun 10, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Text sent to Peja Stojakovic at the club: “BRB, putting water in Gloria James’s dish”
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
G U L L Y
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
rec’d for Harvey Keitel neck tattoo
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Deshawn the Bad Lieutenant Stevenson.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I think DBB should be allowed to nickname every player in the NBA. If I ever become commissioner…..
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Since I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself
..you get recd.
Dude is gangsta, no doubt, as the youngins say.
Hermosa Beach as Hell!
by V. on Jun 10, 2011 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to quote myself from another place.
I could honestly sit down and analyze what this all means for LeBron and the Decision and all that crap, but really, it can be broken down very easily:
1. LeBron doesn’t want to be “the man.”
2. He joined up with Wade hoping Wade could be “the man” and he could just do his thing.
3. When he finally needs to step it up, he wilts.
See, the biggest thing I get from LeBron is that he’s so concerned with criticism and the whole “no matter what he does, he can’t win.” Guess what, neither could Jordan or Bryant or most superstar players. You know when they did win? When they won championships. They lived with the criticism. They knew that no matter what they did, as the best player on the team they will be second-guessed on their decisions. Whether it be to take over, defer, or somewhere inbetween. They understood the nature of the beast. Win or go home, figuratively speaking. Win games, and the criticism goes away. They can’t go after you when you’ve got those championship rings.
Sadly, LeBron doesn’t get this. Instead, he makes a commercial called “What should I do?” which just goes to show he’s more likely to play the victim then own up and fall on the sword if he tries and fails.
LeBron deserves the hatred because it just fuels exactly what the public perception of him is. He’s soft, weak, rather would play the victim, and will defer to someone who at least has the balls to go “I will try and win this game, and if I come up short it’s on me.”
Here’s the thing with LeBron: when you take away his ability to bull his way to the free throw line, he’s not nearly as effective as he is when he’s getting the whistle. He’s not getting to the line this series, and it’s really starting to expose some of his weak elements offensively. 16 total foul shots over 5 games. 44 foul shots in the Chicago series, 42 in the Boston series, 50 in the Philly series. Part of it is that he’s not as aggressive, but honestly it seems like the refs are not rewarding him for bowling his way into the lane like they normally do.
Now, he’s still an amazing player. But if he doesn’t get the calls, he’s no longer unstoppable.
Terrence J. is feeling a bit fishy...
by Trout Jefferson on Jun 10, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
Whoever Said That LBJ's Problem Was That His Mother Was Primary Parent
(Barkley?) was dead on the money. Especially when Mom gets moist over his teammates. That’s a lot to overcome, talent or not.
Hermosa Beach as Hell!
by V. on Jun 10, 2011 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh hey Dirk how's it goi-WHOA, you alright man?
by Brandstatter's_Halftime_Meal on Jun 10, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the fact that MIA would want to play at a slower pace is ridiculous.
by dandresden on Jun 10, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The Miami Hate
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I wish he spoke more germany
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
he should hold it upside down like a mixing whisk
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
if I was Dirk I would be wearing a cape and holding a scepter
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
German Luger in the chest holster
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
yeah, maybe try for, oh I don't know- one, first.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Who is gullier
Deshawn Stevenson or Zach Randolph? The world may never know.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
I'm stumped
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
one of my favorite randolph lines i saw on a message board
if the griz win the championship Z-bo will keep his mvp trophy in the secret compartment in his SUV
he'll have Derrick Coleman carry it around in a duffel bag
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
by Skylar on Jun 10, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
dad, they hid my clothes again
it’s ok son. Take these
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
he buys his suits big so that he can wear his mothers clothes underneath them
by dandresden on Jun 10, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
based on Jason Kidd's performance so far I said if they win a title
they need to give him a locket instead of a ring
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Plastic playskool "My first ring"
It’s an NBA championship, and I helped!
by Brandstatter's_Halftime_Meal on Jun 10, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
if the heat win
bosh gets a princess diana commemorative beanie baby
by dandresden on Jun 10, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and original chuck taylors
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
He’s gonna have Stocktons on under his compression shorts.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
You get tupperware! EVERYBODY GETS TUPPERWARE!
/oldOprahjoke
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
F*ck a Tupperware. F*ck Gladware.
I just re-use those Hillshire Farms deli meats containers.
/Go Meat!’d
ah puerto rico!
HOOOOOOOEEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rpeXsUR53g
/not the first time I used this vid here
//thanks all for indulging my obsession with old rap music
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
TUPPERWARE.
BRING IT TO ME.
OR FEDEX IT.
EITHER WAY.
by -PS- on Jun 10, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lebron looks like a ninny in the post game stuff
cool look if you are a eurotrah dude partying in Ibiza
I just read Iverson wants to come back to the NBA for a season and then retire
amazing, this fucking guy
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Yeah,
and so far everyone else on Piston Powered is going on about how they’re pulling for the guy, since he’s been so terrific.
He’s been a detriment to every team he’s played for aside from that one magical year with the Sixers. And he’s an Olympic Gold Asshole. I’m mystified how anyone sees him differently, even if he could dribble real fast.
My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)
by MrHappyMushroom on Jun 10, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
If Allen Iverson makes the HOF and Ben Wallace does not, I will write a really long comment, here or elsewhere, explaining why that is bullshit, which no one important will ever read, but at least it will make me feel better.
http://www.hark.com/clips/jpdbntqgvd-so-what-im-gonna-do-is-piss-and-moan-dot-dot-dot
by brgulker on Jun 10, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Eat em up BMFG
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Benjamin Mother Fucking Gulker
/not Benjamin Mother Fucking Gordon
//you’re the last dude I wanna make that mistake with
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
LeBron crypto-news:
D-Wade had personal problems for 2 yrs with his divorce and fight for custody of his kids. Nobody said a word. You know why? Because it’s none of our damn business. Certain things cross the line. Bottom line: LBJ has to get it done. You don’t need to know his family issues. You just need to know he’d better overcome it to get a title. Period.
LeBron’s been dealing with personal stuff for years. The only reason it’s relevant now is b/c of his timid performance..possibly the worse of his career. You play this badly — as if you’re in a coma — with his talent, that’s psychological. That’s not about talent or schemes.
This is one of those situations where everybody gets on my nerves.
1. Media- Lebron owes us a ring, fuck his issues
2. Lebron- Issues? What issues? I’m a very happy man. Look. Hey, it’s Drake! I love you Drake! He understands me so much.
If Lebron’s dealing with rough shit, I’d rather he be up front about it and say, “I’m dealing with some rough stuff.” But he doesn’t want to lose his endorsements. And that’s the ultimate thing I don’t like about Lebron. It’s all about the money.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Remember That Eastern Conference Exec Who Thought That Miami Might Implode?
What do you think the odds are of Lebron getting dealt if he doesn’t get a ring in the next year or two, or maybe Bosh? I tend to think Lebron…but you never know.
I kind of feel bad for him…he must have thought it was going to be this easy. Dallas has played determined and cold blooded throughout the series, and the Game 2 meltdown was a giant red flag. Champions don’t blow 15 point leads with 7 to play. Next!
Hermosa Beach as Hell!
by V. on Jun 10, 2011 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions
it would be mose wise for Miami to trade Lebron instead of Bosh/Wade
If I were Riley, I’d entertain the idea of a Lebron for Howard swap. A Bosh/Howard frontcourt would be pretty much impossible to contain and just as hard to score against. Two stud bigs and a superstar SG is the standard championship formula, and such a trade would pencil in Miami for a handful of championships over the next several years, moreso than the team could as currently constructed. Beyond Howard, there’s really not much Miami should trade for.
Do it Jores!
Thinking the same thing, MFMP
I was thinking the same thing last night. Who would blink first though, Orlando or Miami? If Lebron thought Cleveland was badly constructed for his abilities, Orlando would be a lot worse.
Pa'lante Pistons!
So his girlfriend cheated on him. Hasn’t that happened to almost everyone? Didn’t most of us learn how to deal with this during adolescence?
Typically, I’m a little more understanding of this type of thing, but I’d go into spite mode, play like a demon, and then call her out at the press conference. But Lebron has no balls. So I doubt this will happen.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
He's Lebron James though
He’s the one that does the cheating not the other way around. Can you imagine how it has to fuck up a guy with such ego? The idea that somehow having him is not enough?
Personally I think its bullshit, I think the cheating is more a reflection of the person than on you. But this guy thinks the sun comes out of his ass.
WWGMD?
by Kriz on Jun 10, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
this even got ol piñon lopez to come out
been a few years since i posted… site obviously got an upgrade. only shame is I couldn’t register name with the ñ in it.
the comments are the most lucid, funny, and ‘insider’ of about any corner of the net, that I have found.
cheers folks
by pinon lopez on Jun 10, 2011 3:53 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
orale amigo
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
One more win
One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more win One more winOne more win One more win One more win One more win One more win. . . .
by Toledo Joe on Jun 10, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
OMG
This is so awesome. Has there ever been a team as arrogant as the Miami Heat?
by brgulker on Jun 10, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Via YouTube comment section
“They’re not coughing; they’re choking.”
“I saw Lebron before the game and asked him to break a dollar. He only gave me $.75 in return. I asked him for the rest and he said,” I don’t have a fourth quarter"
So awesome.
by brgulker on Jun 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Not only does LeBron only have 11 points in 5 fourth-quarters, but
According to a source I read, he’s played every minute of each of the fourth quarters, making that 11 points in 60 minutes. Which, per 34, minutes, is like around 6.
The great thing about obviously awful stats is that you can find other ways to look at them that make them seem even more awful.
That sick guy kicked their ass all over the floor.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't think of one, and I've been following the game pretty closely for a long time now
I mean, it turns out that Michael Jordan is an incredibly arrogant dick, but even he managed to mostly contain that while he was actually playing.
And is such a strange arrogance
“We’re such superstars that we treated the NBA like our own personal AAU league…and our team still isn’t that good…”
this shit is really lame, even for these two clowns.
Dirk looks down from his mountaintop hall in disdain.
Mr 'broken clutch' James.
It turns out, he was not really that passive this time. He had 19 shots – more than any other player, including Brian Cardinal. Still he was outscored by Dirk, Wade, Terry, Bosh and only just equaled JJ Barea, though it took him additional 20 minutes.
In the fourth quarters of the Finals, LBJ has trully been a consumate pro, an unselfish, savvy, gritty veteran, outsmarting every single opponent, on every single play. Only it’s the other way around.
JJ Barea was awesome. Period.
the assholes in the bar last night cheered when Barea got thrown to the floor
…the frontrunning gutter-vomit half-fans cheered when the smallest guy on the court got steamrolled. That’s when I said fuck it and started yelling for every Mavs point scored and giving them my Uncle Phil face every time the Mavs stabbed the fuck outta their weak kool-aid pumping hearts.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
by Skylar on Jun 10, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Excellent trolling, good sir.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I honestly feel bad for Bosh at this point
From everything I’ve heard he’s a pretty thoughtful guy (I guess he reads a lot and doesn’t go out as much as James and Wade), and he just looked CRUSHED after last night. He just kind of reminds me of that nerdy kid in elementary school or middle school who started trying to act cool to get on the same level as the cool kids (James and Wade), but his idea of “cool,” is this weird caricature where he goes to fashion shows and acts like a douche. He’s toned that down recently and he’s played a damn sight better than James has this series.
Bosh is averaging 18 and 8 in Miami’s three losses, he hit the game winner in game 3, and he’s averaging like 3 offensive rebounds a game this series. His body language at the press conference last night was pretty much, “what the fuck else do I have to do? Maybe I should’ve gone to Chicago…” LeBron is still a bitch and Wade has always bugged me, but I’m kind of OK with Bosh. Outside of that one really egregious flop against Chicago during the regular season, he does that shit WAY less than LeBron and Wade (there was that time he fell down, but got poked in the eye while wearing contacts, which I can imagine hurts like a bitch). And it’s weird to say, considering his reputation, but Bosh has shown up every single series — regardless of who’s defending him (like Garnett, Noah, Chandler, etc.) — while Wade got shown up by Bogans/Brewer, and LeBron is getting punked by Shawn Marion and DeShawn Stevenson. So, yeah. Wade and LeBron can go fuck themselves, but I’m back to being mostly indifferent to Bosh.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
by Thom not Tom Gores on Jun 10, 2011 11:48 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Dude picked the wrong friends.
Not the first time it’s happened to an athlete. No one forced him to participate in last summer’s parades, though. Just sayin.
by brgulker on Jun 10, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, by most accounts I’ve read, Kobe’s actually a very quiet, super introverted guy. Maybe Bosh is really like that. I think this whole conversation nailed what my big issue with Bosh is, that all of this “Look at me, I’m a pimp” posturing is exactly that, posturing. He’s a fake tough guy.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also he was the worst of the bunch last year
Lebron quit on the Cavs for a game, Bosh quit on the Raptors for a season.
The Raptors quit on Bosh his entire career
I’m not a Bosh fan, but Colangelo has absolutely cluster’d that franchise. Can you imagine playing next to Bargs for all those years? Ugh.
by brgulker on Jun 10, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is a solid point, but there’s being in a bad situation and then there’s being a cockbag. Bosh was a cockbag about it, and even asked his fans where he should go on twitter.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
cockbag
fitting that he should take his talents to South Beach, as it were.
they’re all whiny ref begging hollywood as hell shitbags who laugh when a dude is sick but still manages to carry his team on his back.
It’s popular to wish that they lose, but I think with good reason.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
And Lebron calls Drake family. That shit is unforgivable.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 10, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Lebron is a manufactured superstar who named himself "King"
…Drake’s parents bought his way into the rap game, and this is the same little shithead who in his first year as a rapper and I quote “Last name: Ever, first name: Greatest”
A match made in heaven.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Large Professor and Grand Puba's Sprite Commercial > Drakeo Milicic's Commericial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUz2LBIgVj4
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Watching that I stumbled in to the world of early '90s St. Ides commercials
Wow My parents did a good job of sheltering me when I was 13 because I imagine if I heard those when I was a kid I would have been reaching for the crooked letter my whole life.
My Favorites:
Wu Tang (Extended Audio),
Notorious B.I.G., Tupac And Snoop, Jheri Curl Ice Cube, and EPMD ft. Ice Cube
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
The Wu one’s beat is freaking fantastic. They should have used that on an album.
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by Biz Markie Moon on Jun 12, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
There is an entire album/compilation of St. Ides joints, Tads
DJ Pooh did 1/2 the beats for those, I think Crooked I was paying him fat 90s dollars for those tracks. Pooh was the brainchild behind Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, as well as lacing fat joints for cats like The Alkaholiks and King Tee back in the 90s.
The St Ides tapes also serve as a reminder for what a sellout Cube was- how dare you misappropriate “jacking for beats” and “bird in the hand” for a Malt liquor jingle sir. I saw your “Coors Light is colder than Ice Cube? Hell Naw” advertisement the other day and shook my damn head. Shame on you O’Shea.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I don't buy it
Hell, right now Stevenson, Peja, Mahinmi, and Cardinal have played minutes for Dallas in the Finals. A team led by Calderon, Bosh, and Barg won 47 in 2006-07, there’s no reason they couldn’t do even better with each in their prime. Yeah, Colangelo’s done a shitty job and it wouldn’t be easy, but there have been plenty of better players stuck on worse teams that didn’t quit on them. And as bad as they are, with a non-bosh Bosh they could have turned it around – they would have been one Garbajosa away.
"one Garbajosa away"
Should be a meme, but the difficulty of spelling “Garbajosa” might get in the way.
That's a total simplification, though
T.J. Ford had a career year, we’re talking about Calderon before he got paid (hasn’t been the same player since then), the team still had a decent coach in Sam Mitchell, and they had a number of solid role players like Anthony Parker, Kris Humphries, Rasho Nesterovic, and Calderon, who was a backup at the time.
The next year’s team — even with a career year from Calderon and a really good year from Bosh — won 41 games, and they probably would’ve won a couple more if Bosh hadn’t missed 14 games. A lot of that had to do with playing Bargnani 24 mpg. If you look at Toronto, they’ve gotten progressively worse the more they’ve played Bargs. It’s not Bosh’s fault those team’s were shit.
And Dallas is winning playing those guys minimally. It’s easy to say that and exclude Dirk, Chandler, Terry, Kidd, and Barea — who are the reason Dallas is winning. It’s a totally unfair comparison. I never thought I’d be defending Bosh, but the guy had minimal help in Toronto. The failure of that franchise falls on Colangelo, who has been an absolutely TERRIBLE GM. Oh, and in his “quitting” season, Bosh averaged 24 and 11. He may have acted like kind of a dick, but he had arguably the best season of his career on the court.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
by Thom not Tom Gores on Jun 10, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He had pretty offensive numbers on a team that needed pretty offensive numbers as much as a third nipple while playing some of the worst defense of his career and took nearly a month off with a phantom injury that cost them a trip to the playoffs.
The role players on last year’s team were even BETTER than in 06-07 (Jack, Amir, Evans, Rasho was still there), and Bargnani had improved vastly over that year. Calderon is who he’s always been, dishes out a lot of assists, fairly efficient scorer, but doesn’t play an ounce of d. But those teams weren’t shit – they were just missing Garbo, they were never the same after he went down. And rightfully so, he was a gigantic pain in the ass who played with a crazy amount of energy and toughness. Then last year a rich man’s Garbo comes free with Gerald Wallace, who would have shored up all their weaknesses and then some, and the Raps would have had all the pieces they needed to outbid Portland. With Wallace, they’d be a 50 win team and title contender. If Bosh hadn’t of quit.
Bosh didn't endear himself to Toronto fans, especially in his last year
But he never seemed like such a bad guy to me, aside from that. And I know everyone likes to bag on him for not being at the same level as James and Wade, but he really is pretty darn good.
I still wonder what would have happened if we had drafted him instead of Darko. Bosh was the most likely alternative, because Detroit’s obvious need was a big man. It worked out in the short-medium term, because we wound up getting Rasheed — not sure if we would have done that if we had Bosh, who was pretty good from the start. But then again, we might still have Bosh.
This series have been a constant adaptation for them
Not only talent but brains. Lots of discipline.
WWGMD?
i threw together a game thread here kriz
by dandresden on Jun 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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