NBA Lockout - The Jeannette Lee Solution (sorta NSFW)

With the lockout firmly in place, it's time we start the movement for a full transition of Detroit Bad Boys to Detroit Black Widows.  As Mike Payne pointed out, Jeannette currently resides in Detroit, however she was born in Brooklyn.  Thankfully, this is the only thing that she has in common with Charlie V.

Since there is no telling when the players and owners will stop their bickering and get back to producing the best entertainment in the world, I (and many others on this site) believe the only solution is to re-allocate our fandom elsewhere.  Jeannette Lee is a natural choice.  Here are just a few reasons why:

1) She has beautiful eyes.
2) She bring blocks and dunks (of the billiard variety)
3) She's a champion
4) She has beautiful eyes.

The Black Widow, multi-time champion, is heading out on the road sponsoring an amateur pool tournament ( where fans will get to rack' em up against the Black Widow herself in addition to taking part in an amateur pool tournament.  Tour dates after the jump but looks like Detroit's only shot at getting the Black Widow Tour in town is through fan voting at her website as 3 locations are TBD in December.  The Black Widow stops through the Western Capital of Billiards, Seattle, WA in September (no big deal Shinons...).

Las Vegas - August
Seattle - September
Toronto - September
Fan Decision - December
Fan Decision - December
Fan Decision - December

I think its only fitting that we, the DBW faithful, ensure Jeannette can spend Christmas at home with her husband and 6 children (multiple step children, multiple adopted children, including a son referred to as John "Long Duck Dong" Kang for you 16 Candles fans, and Jeannette's first biological child who will be 1 at the end of August) and as such am urging all of you to vote for Detroit, MI for the final leg of the Black Widow Tour.

Now on to the pictures!  And like I said before, Jeannette has beautiful eyes.






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