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Pistons at Bucks: pregnant Pistons reach for a Milwaukee's Best

Detroit Pistons at Milwaukee Bucks, Jan 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST


About this Pistons team, head coach Lawrence Frank recently said, "Everyone wants a baby, but few people want to go through the pregnancy. This is going to be hard." I don't think its healthy to hang out in the beer capitol of the world when you're pregnant, Larry. Just sayin'. Also, who's the father?

Game Tips at 8:00 P.M. EST

Detroit Pistons: 2 - 8 (0 - 4 away)

Milwaukee Bucks: 3 - 6 (3 - 0 home)

The Situation:

It's not surprising that Milwaukee is capable of .500 basketball when Andrew Bogut is suited up. That's pretty much always been the case, as it still is today. The Bucks are 3-2 with Bogut, starting this abbreviated season with an undefeated home record. Beyond Bogut, however, the rest of this roster is kind-of-a-mess. They've got a point guard who doesn't pass and can't shoot, and the rest of the squad is made up of wannabe sixth men. I can't imagine how it feels to root for a team like that...

The Bucks' are getting solid production from vets like Carlos Delphino and Drew Gooden while rookies Jon Leuer and Tobias Harris are contributing as well. Delphino is hitting at 43% from outside, Gooden is crashing the boards, Leuer is hustling (every day) and Harris is scoring at an admirable rate. There are things to feel good about in Milwaukee, and I wish we could say the same in Detroit.

Injury Update - the Pistons will still be without Rodney Stuckey (groin) and Charlie Villanueva (ankle). Combo dog Mosa T. Aloysius P. McFluffyStuff Burns will also miss tonight's game, getting stitches removed from his right eye (h/t brgulker).

Injury Update II - Stuckey is going to give it a go. He will come off the bench.

Fun with Numbers:

As Packey pointed out this morning, the Pistons are "30th in points per game, 30th in turnover rate, 30th in efficiency, 30th in win shares, 30th in PER, 27th in pace, 26th in field goal and opposing field goal percentage, 26th in true shooting percentage". Which players are responsible for all of this suck? Which players have the most negative impact on court?

Will Bynum, Tayshaun Prince, Brandon Knight and Austin Daye are the worst offenders when it comes to wins and losses. Collectively, in 100 possessions, these players score 77 points while giving up 109 on the other end. They turn the ball over 18% of the time, a number that trumps how often they pass the ball. While these players are guilty of some horrible crimes on court, only one Piston player is registering a positive offensive/defensive rating margin in 2011-12. It should be a shock to no one that Greg Monroe is scoring 116 points per 100 possessions while giving up only 108.

Keys to the Game:

Defend those free throws - the Pistons are last in the league in a lotta things, and free throw defense is one of them. Detroit is allowing a league high 79.9% at the charity stripe, a statistic led by the Golden State Warriors who allow only 67.1%. Get your act together, Detroit.

Feed the Moose - Ben Gordon, Will Bynum, Brandon Knight and Austin Daye are taking more shots per minute than Greg Monroe. Stop this, Larry Frank. Also, Greg, when you get the ball, I'd much prefer you pass it instead of taking a contested jumper. (which means I want to see the rest of you moving without the ball)

Pass the round thing and try not to drop it - Detroit is one of the league's worst passing teams as well as one of its most turnover prone. The team won two games when it was passing well and cleaning the glass, so it'd be nice to see those things happen again tonight. Bonus points go to players who are moving without the ball and find an open spot on the perimeter, because this Bucks team is not good at defending 3-point shots.

Question of the Game:

Would Joe Dumars feel hungry or nostalgic if he heard the phrase "Hammond Sandwich"?

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Haha, I’ll totally second that.

by W. Stones on Jan 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll drink to that.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

I literally have to drive 40 minutes round trip to watch the games. I think im a sadist but fool myself into believing somehow were really a good team who is under preforming and that THIS is the game we turn it around. The definition of Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, that and it gives me an excuse to get drunk.

by Danny D on Jan 12, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

and it gives me an excuse to get drunk.

Sadly, I have no booze.

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, I have no booze.

I change my mind I’m not the Sadist, you are.

by Danny D on Jan 12, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

second

if it weren’t for dbb…

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 7:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

"Also, who's the father?"

I don’t know but he can’t be the best looking bloke with the ugliness on court. He should have used a contraceptive.

by rooneymac on Jan 12, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

This is what im going to watch today
Will Bynum, Brandon Knight and Austin Daye are taking more shots per minute than Greg Monroe. Stop this, Larry Frank. Also, Greg, when you get the ball, I’d much prefer you pass it instead of taking a contested jumper. (which means I want to see the rest of you moving without the ball)

And every damn game. I left out Ben Gordon since I believe he should be taking more shots, not less. Im sure MFMP made a mistake and hell be grateful I corrected it for him.

by Danny D on Jan 12, 2012 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know if I'd agree with that...

Pass the ball to a man cutting to the basket? Yes.
Pass the ball to one of the afore-mentioned guards so they can shoot a contested jumper? No thanks.

I’ll take Monroe’s 15 foot jumper with smart upfakes over any Austin Daye jumpshot.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll take Monroe’s 15 foot jumper with smart upfakes over any Austin Daye jumpshot.

Daye is shooting less than 20% outside 9 feet this year and hasn’t hit a 3-pointer yet. Moose is 43%

by Packey on Jan 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

FACT!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?

Not a single three pointer? I won’t even bother to look it up, but that is absolutely incredible.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish they'd kick out to BG more often when his shot is open.

if that results in more shots idk. But I think it’ll result in less bad shots by other players.

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I will rec you every single time

you post any variation on your sublime “Go Shitty Team, Go!” slogan.

T-shirts are cheap to print where I am. I’m gettin’ one.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

For tonight's game, beer and donuts.

Pistons are pushing to unhealthy weight gain. For the love of Jod, make it stop.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Crisp pale lager is a delicious accompaniment to cannoli. Not sure about donuts.

by -PS- on Jan 12, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why they were serving those at that party.

I thought it was just some sort of sexual innuendo.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Daye and then trade him after he has a kick-ass summer league and preseason.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I really like Andrew Bogut

Not quite sure why, but I do.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Wish I had FSN+

Gonna have to deal with the Bucks feed on this one.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand - Kurt Vonnegut

by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

thank god

I can watch new episodes of parks and rec & up all night instead of the stones tonight!

by freywagg on Jan 12, 2012 8:09 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Watching the Bucks feed

Is it just me or did they used Gary Neal’s picture with Knight’s name in the lineup presentation?

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know

But they said Gordon is the key to our team. Maybe that would be true in another world. We have no keys!

by Ra's Head on Jan 12, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

We might win this, right? I mean the Bucks aren’t that good. Maybe we catch them on a bad night!

by Ra's Head on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Kriz just mentioned this

But yeah, not sure what happened there.

by Ra's Head on Jan 12, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF? indeed

You paid for League Pass??

by Shinons* on Jan 12, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it’s only $99 for about 63 games (not counting market and national tv games), which comes out to be $1.57/game which is far better than paying a shit load for cable tv.

by Fadel on Jan 12, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed on that

I don’t have cable for that reason too – much more cost-effective to pay for what you want, IMO. I do MLB.tv and Prime.

by Shinons* on Jan 12, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

it just shows

that even the production staff is not paying attention to the pistons anymore quite sad really.

by JohnAbruzzi on Jan 12, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Bucks announcers are insightful

They say the greatest strength of the Pistons is making other teams complacent. I can’t argue with that.

by Ra's Head on Jan 12, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, that is such a backhanded compliment.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost feel like crying.

It reminds me of what I’ve been told every time I was rejected for a date.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Did I see a blocked shot? By the Pistons??

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

“Pistons within " <insert number of point we’re behind>

by curlyfries on Jan 12, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Gonna be a good Knight.

I’m thinking we compete all the way through the third!

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Knight has flashes of brilliance

Which gives me hope, but he’s definitely not there yet.

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

He’s still not getting teammates involved when making drives to the basket, but he’s shooting better and doing a better job of taking care of the basketball.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Hopefully getting teammates more involved will come with time.

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No more impressive than Stuckey was his rookie season as far as I'm concerned.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

Given this is game 10, and how the season started with just two preseason games and like no training camp, I’d give him the slight edge, he’s defeinitely not blowing me away on a consistent basis, but he at least shows some promise

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I didn't really believe it when I wrote it...

lol.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

And he can shoot the ball. If Stuckey had a three point game, he’d potentially be a star. Imagine his strength and ability to get to the rim if someone had to guard him outside of fifteen feet.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

and also,

if he made any of the shots that weren’t FTs.

by freywagg on Jan 12, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m with Boourns.

I don’t recall Stuckey ever having these kinds of problems taking care of the basketball. Maybe my memory’s just bad, though.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

are you finally forgiving me for my Boney comment?

I really didn’t mean it and it really was low. I love you Gulkytons!

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course. I knew it was just the heat of the moment. It kind of irked me in the moment, but I’m not carrying a grudge. fist bump? bro hug?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

fist hug.

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously...go away and punch some random dude in the head

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Unforced Turnover!

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Beautiful pass by Stuckey...

good to have him back…lol.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

A pick-and-roll hoop? I thought I would see the Loch Ness monster before I see the Pistons pull this play off in a real game.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

The Loch Ness monster lives in my house. Fact.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn...

Knight with the flight.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

LANE VIOLATION!?

THAT’S AN AUTOMATIC VICTORY RIGHT!? THIS GAME IS RIGGED!

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Nice ball movement this quarter

Prince with 3 assists, Stuckey and Gordon with 2 each

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Stuckey 2 assists in 2 and a half minutes

If only he could play like that all the time…

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

right now he's probably the best PG on this team.

I just died a little.

But if that kinda assist production becomes consistent, I’ll come back to life.

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It won't

But as of right now, he is the best PG on the team.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thats a per 36 of 28.8 assist per game!!!

Re-sign bigger contract now!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

This must be what Dumars does

Sees these little moments, and then conveniently tunes out the rest.

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Gonna say this

Stuckey for Gordon has made a huge difference defensively in this quarter.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

He's a much better player.

If the Pistons were a decent team, Stuckey could be a great, vital component. Kinda like he was toward the end of his first season.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Knight is tearing it up rn

I just wish he’d start to distribute more like I thought he would coming into the season

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

With zero assists this quarter...

and 3 total in his last two games, you gotta wonder if Brandon Knight is learning bad habits with all this shoot first stuff

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

I am very concerned about his abilities as a passer. We’ll see if it develops.

by Ra's Head on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats the way you run Stuck.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

shut your mouth.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Monroe padding stats.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

OH SNAP SAYS RODNEY!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

HAYYYYYYY

DON’T LOOK NOW! THAT’S A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't mind seeing Knight, Stuckey, Jerebko, Maxiell, Monroe

as a starting 5…

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed minus Maxiell

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

who would you rather have at the 4?

It certainly shouldn’t be CV.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

And I don’t like Jonas at the 4 either, he’s a much better fit at the 3

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

maxiell and JJ could switch easily on defense.

and it would put JJ at the 3 to cut to the hoop.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

But If We Did That..

what do we do with our on the court veteran leadership?

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd stick with JJ over Max

I don’t want to see CV associated with any #

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

lol...what the fuck is charlie v. wearing?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

embroidered pad with "CV" in the middle.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Leuer is the next Dirk.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Wilkins with the sweet pump fake but couldn’t finish. :(

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

yeah I don't understand why people want Wilkins to start...

Just don’t see it.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah he isnt a blur on the court like that youngster tayshaun prince.

prince is like barbosa+rose+vintage allen iverson out there.

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Because Tay is currently starting. Doesn’t really have anything to do with Wilkins, me thinks.

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Where did everyone go?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Oh no

Tay is back

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Bucks announcer

just called Stuckey “Knight” twice

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

I don't want to walk away! But, I really need to have some dinner...

I think I’ll have…

HEY!!

Or did you guys decide these were Uzbek Tires?

by W. Stones on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Whatever happened to real drink?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

There once was a player named Tayshaun…….

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

pretty much.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW! AN ASSIST!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

AN ASSIST WITH SOME SAUCE ON IT!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Assist

Nice pass, Knight!

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

What does Knight see there?

I think he’s just panicking. I’m not worried yet…

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Good non-flagrant call.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Too bad he does

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for truth hurting.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Jonas is touching a lot of balls.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

he's just playing with the balls.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Me penis says

“Boing!”

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

smart foul by Knight.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Moose. ball. now.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Tayshaun translation: Must. shoot. now.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

definitely don't look now!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

So will Brandon Knight = Brandon Jennings?

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

probably...

yay?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

If that's true

he could be really good. A talented guy who is smart enough to play to his limits and works to mitigate the weaknesses would be great.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

also a much better shooter

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope not

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

best case scenario

:/

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

wut

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

wut

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

We're so streaky

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Like poo on a window...

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Monroe is fucking ridiculous...

Shoot? Drive! Shoot??? DRIVE! NO SHOOT! NOW DRIVE!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Greg Monroe is so good. I hope he gets some real recognition.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Stuckey for 9.5 seconds? Odd...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s my Will Bynum substitution!

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Bynum wouldn’t have turned it over with an offensive foul.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Calvin Johnson didn't get recognition until the Lions started winning

and Greg Monroe isn’t quite Calvin Johnson

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And not until he had a good healthy QB to boost his #'s

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Kriz got it from the Pistons site. It’s a poster being given out for the game on the 20th. Surely someone on the internets can hook us up with a few?

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The Only Thing Cooler Would Be

Moose signing an endorsement deal with Canadian Tire. But he’d probably have to get traded to the Raps for that to happen.

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by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Horford is out for a couple months

So Moose actually has a good shot at the all-star team this season.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Jan 12, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

clap............clap..........................clap.....

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Great first half

But that last shot makes it about 50% less great…

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch.

You didn’t have to do that, Delfino.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, that certainly happened.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks Joe!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

10 and 7 half for Monroe

he’s so awesome.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

So that Kobe guy is still pretty good, huh?

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

that makes good sense

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be an awesome achievement in NBA 2K12...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

to unlock it you have to shoot 28%, shoot at least 36 shots and have 6 to’s

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

with less than 2 assists.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe even 0 assists.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately his infidelity motion is also unscathed.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Passing : Kobe :: Turning Left : Zoolander

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for Xbox Live reference. This should’ve been an actual one for NBA 2K12.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I love me some Xbox LIVE...although I've been lost in Skyrim for the past 120+ hours of gaming I've done since end of November...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Sort Of...

Now that Kobe’s single, he can go after a certain record held by another famous former Laker, if you catch my drift.

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by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:14 AM EST up reply actions  

There is no way he passes Magic in that department...

Magic has like a 15 year start on him…

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't Thinking Magic

My man MP knows lol.

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by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m curious if Wilt actually slept with more women than Magic. Magic was insanely prolific in his sexual adventures. I know Wilt set the bar pretty high in that world. I would honestly think that the only reason Wilt might have bigger numbers is because Magic’s HIV became publicly known.

by freywagg on Jan 14, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I Have Every Reason To Believe...

Both Magic’s marital status and HIV+ status somehow didn’t impact his batting average as much as you might think.

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by V. on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The only thing I know about Magic’s promiscuity was when Howard Stern was on The Magic Hour and he kept trying to get Magic to talk about his orgies, and Magic was like, “Ha ha ha, naw, but really, let’s talk about something else.”

by garrettelliott on Jan 14, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Magic...

was a strip club junkie, a regular at 20/20 in Century City (a long defunct topless bar, formerly the Playboy Club), and as surly off camera as he is bubbly on camera (although in recent years, more of the true Magic persona has come out when working as a commentator).

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by V. on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec’d for insider knowledge.

by garrettelliott on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

thats not a surprise

the lakers are always fucking on so i watch them quite a bit. Kobe is either shooting or turning the ball over on every possession.

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally made it

Tell me it’s not completely hurrible.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

and offense too even...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Not completely hurrible but barely tulerable.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't decide whether I like this wine...I don't think I do...but maybe I do.

Having to figure out the wine and beer for the wedding between now and next Friday will be tough work.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife and I had three wedding in three states. I know weddings.

If I learned anything, it’s this: Give them what you want.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

we have an awesome photographer (husband and wife)

and Beth is definitely getting what she wants, but the booze is pretty much up to me. We’re getting sparkling wine of some kind, a few reds and a few whites. So with that in mind, we just have to decide which reds and whites.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto. I went BOYB all the way.

$750 wedding, the maid of honor lost the ring and passed out right in the middle of everyone immediately after the ceremony, and one of my brothers messed up the floor from a drunken fall. I’d say going cheap didn’t inhibit anyone’s good time.

by Shinons* on Jan 12, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah...I'm going quality beers.

Beers:

Hale’s Ales Troll Porter (Ballard Neighborhood Seattle, WA)

Pike Place Brewery Naughty Nellie Blonde Ale (Downtown Seattle, WA)

Redhook Brewery ESB (Woodinville, WA)

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol...TRIPLE FAILURE!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

your consequence is that you must drive to ann arbor

and personally hand me one of each while in mid squat

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not handing you anything in mid-squat BT, I don't care what you say.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

*sheds many tears

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope to try all these beers someday.

and for anybody who remembers when I mentioned the Tri-City Brewing Company in another thread, they opened their tap room today so consistent amounts of high quality beer is in my future! (even though I can get the stuff free, I’ll give them my money to support their endeavor)

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by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

good call...

always support your local brewery…unless they’re terrible.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, congrats on the wedding!

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

we just got under the 30 day mark...

shit is getting REAL!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Enjoy it! It FLIES by, so be sure to have some fun, reconnect with family and friends you haven’t seen in a while, and pose for some awesome photos with your new wife. :D

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

I’m far from expert, but my tastes have proven to be a tad bit expensive so to speak.

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

HORRAY! BEER!

HORRAY I HAVE TOMORROW OFF!!

by JoeDip on Jan 12, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey! I was just gonna figure out how to message ya.

but here’s the link for their facebook. Theres gonna be some stuff going on the next few days including a 5th anniversary party on saturday.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tri-City-Brewing-Company/60206913692

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I work, but I’m definitely stopping in some time tomorrow.

by JoeDip on Jan 13, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope this 3rd quarter doesn’t end up like the Boston game where they blitzed us with a 8-0 from jump after halftime.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Well we scored 2!

Nightmare averted…

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Monroe to Knight. Nice.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

So I guess we’re making Jon Leuer look good this game?

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know...he kind of looks good on his own...and its his first start and at home...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I was a fan of his when he was on Wisconsin

I think he’ll have a decent career

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

MOOSE ATTACK!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

RAHHHHHHHHRRRRRR JONAS ATTACK!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Nice offensive board by Max and smart kicking it out to Moose for the smooth jumper.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Terrible fast break by Knight. It looked like he had options to make a nice play but he turned it over, leading to a Bucks break and a Monroe foul (that didn’t really look like a foul). Booooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah

That wasn’t good.

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

it ended badly.

but he had the right idea. That’s a play that Stuckey just shoots. The difference that I see between the two of them is that Knight seems willing to improve his decision making v. just saying he will.

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got back from completing splendiferous supination twists

How well have Knight and Moose played? Box scores shows they’re effective, but I want to know if they’re holding up on defense and if Knight is actually attacking the rim again

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Monroe is a golden God. Knight’s bad plays cancel out his good ones.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

6-8 and 17 points has to be pretty solid though

was he that bad elsewhere?

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Just a couple dumb turnovers. One great assist

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I figured that much

He didn’t show much signs of knowing how to run an offense in Kentucky. I’ve been impressed with his passing ability at times, but he just doesn’t know when is appropriate to pass

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

He's had the right idea a few times...

just passed it to the wrong guy. Basically just small things that are getting turned into bigger things in the wrong direction.

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He was lighting it up earlier.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Knight and Moose are both playing great

Knight is definitely attacking the rim, has only taken one 3 (and made it). Moose has been knocking down his shots.

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

that's good to hear

I was getting fed up of that random last second jumpshooting

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

we can defend free throws for shit

and Knight would probably look good next to Lebron where he doesn’t have to do point guardy stuff.

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pretty much any pg looks good next to lebron

see williams, mo

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

can't!

son b

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 9:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Is it considered beastiality

If seeing Moose sprawling on the floor turns me on?

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

meh he's streaky

Fantastic other nights, not worth his contract but he’s not close to awful

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s putting up negative win shares per minute and wins produced per minute. Dude is actively losing games for the Pistons.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think he understands his game very well.

he’s more of a catch shoot type player leaning more towards spot up shooting in my opinion. He seems to spend a lot of time attempting to shoot off the dribble. He kills his own effectiveness.

by madpoopz on Jan 12, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

he used to be pretty excellent off the dribble. then he came here.

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose hasn't seemed as active on the defensive end this year

A big part of it might be not having Ben Wallace to help him box out though

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why i specifically picked the word "seemed"

He visably doesn’t look as active to me. He’s still getting the job done most nights but visually something doesn’t look the same

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He has a higher DRB% than last season. http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/m/monrogr01.html

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

once again, look at my word choice

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by bearded thundar on Jan 14, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I get that

I guess we’re just pointing out that your perception differs from the result. While it may seem that his activity has reduced, his numbers have gone up.

Perhaps, it can be chalked up to his effectivity. His physical activity has a precise use. Rather than engage useless movement.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 14, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

that could be true

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jan 14, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

He might be exerting himself more offensively, too. He’s definitely more of a centre piece this season as opposed to last when he could focus on everything else.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

lol...18-4 run.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

only 8 turnovers?

must be due for about 15 in the 4th

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

or now is fine.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Stephen Jackson is red hot now. Not good.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Frank is tired of calling timouts in blowouts...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

I thought we didn’t collapse until the 4th quarter?

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

20/11

God Bless you, Greg.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

lol this is laughable.

by Fadel on Jan 12, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

Moose is so stoic and awesome.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

I want one of those posters so bad...

that shit would look sweet in my media room.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

hey...HAY!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

this year the pistons are definitely going to compete for the championship

oh god why…

true for any post-2004 season

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

that came out wrong because i put comments in <> anyways DAFUQ?

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuckey looks surprisingly good

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

looks like his old healthy groins tonite

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I have to admit he has played well this game. Hasn’t really shown any rust from being inactive for over a week.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

POWERS IT UP AND IN.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

That would be the perfect dialogue

for a Monrobocop themed porno

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

YOUR MOVE, CREEP!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NOW YOUR THOUGHTS.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

THATS NOT IRONY! THATS TRAGEDY!

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

whoa...a 24 second violation that isn't against us?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

where is will bynum when you need him?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

on the bench where he belongs

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Bynum's Stats

If Yahoo Sports is right, his +/- per 36 for today is….

…wait for it…

-2,160.

Yes, that’s NEGATIVE TWO THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY.

That has got to, got to, got to be a record. Got to. Three seconds played and opposing team apparently hit a three.

Will Bynum has just played the statistically worst game in the history of the NBA, possibly in the history of basketball at any level.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking cock dicks.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

can anyone justify me smoking a cigarette now even though i quit and do not approve? i know you can do it

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

don't do it...

also, study out says marijuana doesn’t affect your lungs in the same way as tobacco and that low to moderate smoking has no physical effect on your lung capacity and is apparently not directly tied to lung cancer.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

to you kind dude

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i rip and i rhyme i rhyme and oit this is the way dylan spits!

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, Stuckey had the right idea.

He figured Monroe was cutting towards the basket in that situation, especially with the double coming.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

lol...

1/2 from beyond the arc? How does that even happen?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

does monroe play the rest of the game?

I hope he does…

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Tay obviously missed that jumper because it wasn’t given to him in rhythm. SO FRUSTRATING FOR HIM!

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

Never! He’s just surrounded by incompetent teammates!

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That is one handsome man...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

lmao @ Greg looking like Shaft

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

fuck stephen jackson.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

Moose is just killing it

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

30-10 for monroe

and im chalking this game up as a win, dont carfe what you all say.

by Danny D on Jan 12, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

agreed

anytime moose plays like this, it’s a win for us.

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m actually shocked at how good he really is.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Nice play by Maxiell

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

why the fuck is ben gordon passing up wide open 3 pointers?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

only to pass to damien wilkins...

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

…..who promptly stepped out of bounds….

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

to be unfair

he gets paid the same whether he takes them or not

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 9:58 PM EST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

We gotta figure out a way to get Greg Monroe to the All-Star game.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

I can't believe he wasn't on ESPN's MIP list

I can see him not being popular enough to be an all star, but come on he’s been on fire. At least throw him a chewed up bone

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Having an amazing night

but only averaging 14/8 coming into this game. Not all-star worthy yet. He’ll be one eventually though IMO.

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

his PER was over 25 for a while

and before that oddly horrible game he was at 15 and 10

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Al Horford averaged 15/9 and went to the All-Star team last year.

Greg is damn close.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone already took out Horford

Who’s the other competition? Hawes?

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Jan 12, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If he's considered PF or C in the voting?

Obviously Dwight and KG would be the front runners for either of those positions

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

He's never getting in for voting

But he could be a coaches/players choice

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Jan 12, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking you're right about Hawes

He’s been on fire this year, but I don’t see him keeping it up. The main advantage he has though is Philly has a much better record

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah...Kevin Love barely made the all-star game last year.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

this was my thinking

when I called him an All Star lock in a recent game preview. I’m nearly certain he’ll get the All Star Reserve nod.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree

can’t think of anyone who will be more deserving as a reserve.

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

We have to do the same thing we did for Avila.

I have no idea how we can replicate it, but dammit, we must try!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm all for it

We did it once we can do it again right

by JWurm on Jan 12, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously guys?

Our first stop in forever and you don’t rebound…

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

lol...why did I click on this?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

now the question is who is michigan’s 24 jersey he is wearing
rec for the person who knows it

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Jimmy King

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does anyone remember the thunderous lob dunk

in the NCAA game against (I think) Temple. Probably Elite Eight. Michigan had been down and had just taken the lead and this dunk—so loud and forceful that I have a mental image of the camera shaking—put the knife in Temple.

It’s weird what we remember, isn’t it? And it’s quite possible that this never happened, or was quite different from what I recall.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone know his career high?

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

27

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

so he has broken it :D

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose is my fantasy stud!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

no antlers ill pass !

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose and B Knight

all i honestly care about. I will happily take Drummond or Davis, that is if he shaves his unibrow

by need4detroit on Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

no way dude...

where do you think he gets all of his powers? He’s a modern day Samson.

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my favorite youtube videos/music videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlBJ1xZK10

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry Man

all I learned from that video is if you’re going to roll, don’t roll and drink at the same time.

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by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:17 AM EST up reply actions  

lol.

then you got more from it than most do.

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

"Here comes the brand new flava in ya ear!"

-Craig “Mack” Monroe

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Jan 12, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Me Too Actually..

is he still in baseball?

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by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I doubt it.

Last I knew he was playing for the Twins. He’s more then likely rotting as filler in a minor league organization right now.

by madpoopz on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

1. Davis 2.Henson 2. Robinson

Drummond not entering the draft this year

by need4detroit on Jan 12, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

unibrow or bust

after that I don’t care. Barnes just so someone can attempt to put Tay out of his misery.

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 10:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Put monroe back in the game

you put him in frank, you put him in now!

by Danny D on Jan 12, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Clearly they're tanking

Can’t accidentally win this game. They’ll put him back in once the lead is back up to double digits.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Jan 12, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Tay looked incredulous after Knight was called for traveling.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

holy Moose

now he’s driving it to the lane like a guard

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

incredible travel by moose

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

oh hell yes!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

In '09 and '10, I just cared about Stafford and Johnson, rather than a Lions win

How many years will I just care about Monroe and Gordon, rather than a Pistons win?

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

better question

Why do you still care about Gordon?

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I seriously hate these new ads

Half the time I switch back to this tab I end up clicking on them

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

What the hell, BG??

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Gordon.........

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Who was that foul on

Delfino hit Gordon twice before he got the ball.

by gordbrown on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, Delfino hacked first but the foul was called on Gordon.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

30-16

i want overtime just to pad monroes stats

by Danny D on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Man, getting your pocket picked like that is so demoralizing for everyone. I always used to hate when that happened in games I was playing.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

look at that refs ass

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

lol reverse craziness hahaha

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Nice defense by Knight

Especially considering the size disadvantage

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK TAY

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh...

Just when I thought they had a chance…

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by ZWC11 on Jan 12, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Oh well

Quite a night for Moose.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

He was terrific. Best night of his career to date, for sure.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Bucks announcers calling out Tay. “Brandon Knight feeling a little frustrated… thought Prince should have swung that ball back around to him but instead shot an air ball…”

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Clearly a veteran decision.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What about rhythm?

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

and Tay ruins our shot at a comeback

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Vlade Divac is a poor man’s Greg Monroe

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That's High Praise

Vlade was pretty good and fundamentally sound. So good, he got dealt for the pick that became Kobe (is that why Kobe used to wear #8?)

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by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope he carries this confidence for the rest of the year. He needs to realize how good he really is.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope our new GM properly builds around him so he doesn’t bolt in two years.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically he can't.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

he can ditch the QO in 2014 if he wants

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, but as a rookie he's a restricted free agent.

So we can match any offer he accepts.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If I was GM I’d give him ALL THE MONEY!

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd give him all the bacon and eggs we have.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

“How about we just give him half of our bacon and eggs. And then we get a second breakfast in an hour, and we keep all the bacon and eggs.”

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Here, Joe. Have this:

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait.

I’m concerned you didn’t hear me right. I didn’t say “I want a lot of bacon and eggs.” I said, “give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

by freywagg on Jan 12, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, you're right

and I just jizzed in my fucking pants.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It's why I laugh when people go "OMG Blake is going to be gone in two years anyway!"

lrn2cba

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

lrn2cba

I need to do dis. Makes me happy, because all I want for the next 10 christmas’s is for GREG MONROE TO RETIRE A PISTON.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well just think.

You think LeBron would spend his first 7 years in Cleveland if he had to?

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking this exactly last night.

If I’m him, there’s no way I’m sticking it out in Detroit with the current mess of a roster we have and will have for at least one more season.

The only hope we have is to make this a really excellent draft, then amnesty Gordon or CV, then add something useful via free agency.

It can’t be multiple choice. It has to be all of those things.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, and even then

We’re probably a .500 team at best. With all three of those things happening (and working out as well as they realistically could).

by Toledo Joe on Jan 13, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

if a team wants to keep you

they can. just gotta pay up. and i thought the new CBA had ridiculous clauses in it such as an all-star game or two or three makes you eligible for separate payscale tiers, so in a sense maybe we should be hoping monroe stays under the radar and doesn’t make the all-star team.

by mcflies on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

This is true. But thinking back to what happened with Grant Hill makes me very, very nervous…

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS I SWEAR, there are 4 episodes if you find the first one amazing watch it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM

nuff said

by 3636 on Jan 12, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

I'm playing "B. Davidson's Estate" in DBB fantasy

and dude has Stephen Jackson. Come on, now.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

That guy has a pretty solid team.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol!

Tough luck man. He definitely picked the right game to play him.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose is saving my ass.

As is “Davidson’s Estate’s” apparent lack of desire to change his line up.

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

sammamish

Sam-mam-ish

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Tayshaun Prince +/-

I think Tayshaun Prince must be dead last in the NBA in +/-. He was -123 before tonight and he’s -13 against the Bucks last time I checked. What the heck is going on with Prince?

by joejoejoe on Jan 12, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

I hate +/-

Tay was 19 tonight but Monroe was -9. The only Piston with a decent +/ was Wilkins, who was 0-2 with 1 rebound, no assists, 2 TOs, and 2 total points. But he was +10.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, don't know why the strikout

But the point is, Monroe was -9, Wilkins +10.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It makes sense though

Wilkins was on the court during our run in place of Tay. Notice that 10-19 not coincidentally = -9

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Since you were nice enough to explain that to me

I will politely pretend I understand (note: any lack of understanding is my fault, not yours).

by Toledo Joe on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

+/-

I don’t think +/- is perfect but it’s a decent tool to judge within your own team where runs are being made. The Pistons fall more behind with Tay on the court than they do with any other player. Kevin Durant had a bad +/- a few years ago that was deceptive because he was carrying a huge load on a bad team. Prince’s chief virtues are supposed to be his savvy and defense, both of which should show up in +/-.

Monroe, BG, and Prince all played 35+ minutes tonight. Monroe was -9, Gordon was -8, Prince was -19. Why are the Pistons worse with Prince on the court? Is it a statistical fluke or is Prince just that much worse than other options?

by joejoejoe on Jan 12, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a stat nerd

and I still can’t figure out what +/- says about anything. I really don’t think it has any value whatsoever. maybe at the end of an entire season if you want to take a look and see ridiculous outliers that might stand out that’s about it.

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 11:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

+1

I used to look at +/- and think it meant things. Now I’m pretty confident it is close to meaningless until the sample size gets to be extremely large. And even then it’s still noisy. Overall, not a very useful stat.

by Gabe F-B on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Prince

its clear given those stats that he didn’t share the same minutes as Gordon and Monroe. So who did he play with when they weren’t on the court? If he played the same minutes as Monroe what would the effect be on Monroe’s +/-? Maybe it wasn’t Prince and it was the players he shared the court with. Don’t get me wrong Prince blows, but to use +/- to prove it is pointless because it has too many factors to be reliable.

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 11:54 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Prince and statistics

I don’t think +/- is as meaningless as it’s being made out. Various adjusted +/- is used by many teams to judge talent and it’s some version of +/- is largely why Chuck Hayes stays in the NBA. Prince is supposed to be a versatile SF who can facilitate the offense, play good D. Plus/minus should effect him least of all if you believe his reputation.

You need a mix of talents to win basketball games. Nobody really knows the mix in any given moment. Is it 5 players that play well together like the last Pistons champion? Is it a guard and center like Kobe and Shaq? Is it Pippen, Jordan and Rodman? And Horace Grant? Like I said, nobody really knows and you can try to win any number of ways. However you do it, the end result means you score more points than the opposition. +/- is a crude tool to measure who is on the court when you are scoring more or less than the opposition. In

What advanced stats should I be looking at to see if Prince is playing defense? One-sixth of the season is over. How big does the sample size have to be before it’s realistic to point to trends and make adjustments?

by joejoejoe on Jan 13, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Here’s the problem with +/- when you compare it to box score based stats: Let’s say I’m the coach of a team and one of my players has a crappy +/-, what do I tell that player? How do I know what he needs to improve to become a more productive player according to +/-?

RE: Adjusted +/-, even according to its creators and biggest proponents it takes several years of data on a player until it becomes meaningful.

by Gabe F-B on Jan 13, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Prince all season

I’m not trying to kill Prince for one game, just trying to figure out what kind of sample is meaningful. 11 games? 33 games? 103 games? In a small sample, no player has fallen farther behind than the opposition than Prince this year.

Based on subjective measures I think Prince is about the 7th or 8th best Piston this year yet he’s playing the most minutes. I’m trying to find some objectivity to confirm my assessment.

by joejoejoe on Jan 13, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Win Shares and Wins Produced

both have Tay well into the negative range. Both of those are more reliable than +/- IMO.

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@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Prince is supposed to be a versatile SF who can facilitate the offense, play good D. Plus/minus should effect him least of all if you believe his reputation.

Especially since he has had an excellent +/- since they started touting the metric. It’s one of those tools that supposedly values intangibles, something Tay is supposed to be the master of.

by JoeDip on Jan 13, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

FEED THE MF

MOOSE!

And you loose by less than 10

by need4detroit on Jan 12, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

moral victory!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Tayshaun a -18 on the floor

no one else came close to that bad.

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

As I was trying to say above, with crappy formatting

+/- is weird. Monroe was -9, Wilkins was +10 despite having almost no positive stats of any kind.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, crazy

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Both teams shot free throws hard.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for potential viagra ad

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by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't wait until I have internet at my new house.

So I can see Moose dominate! As we lose, over and over…

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Was it just me

or did Milwaukee look more empty than the palace?

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

off 19-25 shooting as well

only weakness to their game was the 7 TOs

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i feel like that is fixable however

by need4detroit on Jan 12, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

of which Monroe had 2

in 40 minutes of play, which is fucking unreal for a centre of his level of usage tonight.

Knight however, that egg is all over his face.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Knight and Monore shoot 19-25

Yet the team shoots 33-74. Jonas was 2-4, so everyone not named Knight, Monroe, or Jerebko was 12-45.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm more worried Jonas had 2 rebounds

And is averaging 6 on the season. Not a PF. I would rather bring him off the bench at the 3 and start Maxiell than watch him end up becoming ineffective due to fouls game after game. He’s averaging a grand total of 23 mpg these past 5 games

Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.

by bearded thundar on Jan 12, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m okay with that. Get Jerebko in the mix and I’m really okay with that.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that +/- is a good stat, but:

Tayshaun Prince: -19
Damien Wilkins: +10

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Stephen Jackson abused Tay tonight. At least Damien Wilkins slowed him down some.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I've been trying to say!

+/- is a crappy stat. Look at what Wilkins actually did. Also, Monroe was -9.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok.. So lets say Detroit doesnt get Davis or Jefferson

would you take Sullinger or Harrison Barnes. You take Barnes…. you have a PG, C and SF to build off

by need4detroit on Jan 12, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

who is Jefferson? Sullinger/Monroe don’t fit together very well, as much as I love Sullinger. If it’s him or Barnes, I might even consider drafting Sullinger just to trade him.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

what about that other guy, the one that is basically Rasheed Wallace, the best player out of the last five drafts?

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I would take Davis in a heartbeat

but I feel as though Sterns not going to rig the lottery for us.

by need4detroit on Jan 12, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Then DBB will just have to rig it Ocean's 11 Style.

OK from J can be our token Asian!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

one trade concept I'd consider

on draft day: Jared Sullinger and Rodney Stuckey for Josh Smith and Atlanta’s first round pick. Atlanta is losing Hinrich this season, Sullinger could swap with Smith and Stuckey and Teague can man the starting point and sixth man roles in ATL’s backcourt.

this is, of course, if Davis is off the board. I’m not into Drummond. He’s a big boy against little schools, but his balls shrink the moment he has solid NCAA competition, let alone NBA-caliber competition.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t pay attention to Kwame in college, so I don’t follow the comparison, but if he did what Drummond has done so far, yes— let’s put a red flag on Drummond until further notice.

by Mike Payne on Jan 12, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Kwame didn't play in college?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct

He abused high schoolers

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 12, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh right, goes to show what I know (berry little)

by Mike Payne on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Barnes

simply because I think a Sullinger/Monroe duo has a peak less than a championship. Need blocks and dunks. But Barnes seems like a Granger/Melo type so tough call.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

combo guard : liberty :: Shiny Onions : Patrick Henry

by -PS- on Jan 12, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't Gordon shooting 3-14 (with no 3-pointers)

more of a problem than Tay, who at least hit a couple of big hoops in the comeback attempt?

by Toledo Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

They were both awful on the defensive end. But yeah, I’d say BG was the worst of the two by a small margin. The guys BG defended shook loose from him and knocked down far too many 3s.

by Kruza on Jan 12, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Pancreatic cancer or rectal cancer...

Which one ya prefer, Toledo Joe?

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

liver

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me or does that chef on fire to the left look like Steve Nash?

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Greg Monroe won player of the game with only 33% of the vote?

Who are you other 67% fucktards? Answer me!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

I voted for Tayshaun

I graded him on a curve, though

You do know he scored, right?

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to choke you with your own trachea now.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 12, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe some people voted Wilkins for his team high +10

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by Reno09 on Jan 12, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, I wrote it above, but this needs more attention

Will Bynum has just had the WORST STATISTICAL GAME IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL. At any level of basketball.

He apparently took the floor for one three second stint and Milwaukee hit a three. Thus, his +/- per 36 was…

NEGATIVE 2,160.

This is mind boggling. I do accept the argument that if he’d been given more burn, that number would have come down a tad.

Oh, and I see that Tay picked up a rebound. Good on ya, Tay!

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

That number is fricken hilarious!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 12, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how Monroe’s game isn’t just put backs and hustle points now. He has a huge variety of low post and mid-range moves. And his awesome passing ability wasn’t even on display tonight. I love Moose. Moosey Moose Moose.

by garrettelliott on Jan 12, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

There was a time last year

When I thought that Moose was getting points because of TMac.

Now that I look at it, T Mac was getting assists because of Moose.

by need4detroit on Jan 12, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

TMac Is A Douche

But he can still play. If he wasn’t such a douche, he’d be playing for a real contender and not the Hawks.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:22 AM EST up reply actions  

tomorrow

looks like our only shot at a win for the next 25 games. holy fucking schedule.

by mcflies on Jan 12, 2012 10:54 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

When you're as bad as us

a .333 team looks like the World Champs

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 12, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i think my irrational hatred for 4/5 of this team is making me unable to appreciate the good things they do

im happy moose came up big but i fucking hate tayshaun and im sick of stuckey. it makes it hard to appreciate the positives.

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

To be fair, Dan,

Stuckey is a decent player. He doesn’t turn the ball over is our best perimeter defender and gets to the line. He’s not a great shooter and doesn’t shoot for a high percentage. But I don’t have a doubt that he could play a valuable role on a good team. Signing him for his 26th, 27th, and 28th years is okay to me.

Signing Tay for years 31, 32, 33, and 34 is insane. Based on his LAST four years, this contract would have been okay, but not a particularly great deal. But to project this into the future is one of the dumbest basketball moves I’ve seen. Frankly, I see the Tay signing as worse the Gordon or Charlie. At least that was a team that we’d hoped could be competitive and if both played to max potential, they could have helped the team. But Tay was signed long term to a 20-30 win (full season) team and it’s hard to imagine any scenario in which he would be a useful part of a 50 win Detroit Pistons team at any point in this contract.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 12, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

key word is irrational

i know these players arent that awful, its just something about their faces makes me want to punch them.

But I don’t have a doubt that he could play a valuable role on a good team.

this team sucks though.

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed completely on this last part.

And I sure do get being irrational, (though I’m less convinced that hating Tay’s presence is at all irrational).

But with Stuckey, I dislike those who designed this shitty team far more than I do him.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm Not Worried About The Tay Signing

I’d be very surprised if he didn’t get dealt sometime before the trade deadline this year or next year. I mean, he’s playing like he wants to be moved now, and I’m pretty sure Dumars will accommodate him.

Just a question of where he can be shipped (contender) and what big Dumars can get for him.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 AM EST up reply actions  

1) What contender has anything that we’d want?
2) How is your scenario better than simply having the cap space we’d have had by not re-signing him?

The absolute best-case scenario is an expiring and a pick. And that’s reaching, IMHO.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

a pick?

seriously, i think tay might be the most untradeable piston right now on a team full of untradeable peoples.

by mcflies on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Base-case scenario, as in shitting unicorns while sitting on a rainbow while drinking kool aid.

I think we’re stuck with the man. I’m simply responding to V’s comment that we’re dealing him to a contender.

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe

we can offer the Lakers a 2nd rounder and Prince for their trade exception. It’s a reach, but I’m sure Koostis misses him some Isolayshaun.

Not that Dumars would ever do anything, period. But I can dream.

by mcflies on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I would do this in a heartbeat actually...beats the Artest for Tay trade I suggested.

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly

as bad as tay looks and/or is, the lakers don’t have shit for anyone to handle the ball. kobe’s usage rate is through the roof, and his passing rate is the highest it’s ever been, because he has to have the ball all the time. fisher sucks. artest and barnes probably couldn’t even get the ball past half court.

so they could use some isolayshaun, it would probably save kobe his life this season.

by mcflies on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't imagine reuniting Tay and Koostis

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe we could finnagle Matt Barnes out of such a deal, too.

Throw in Max for Barnes. They could use some insurance up front, and Barnes can play undersized PF.

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

How he looks right now

It is a big reach.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Lakers would probably take an Artest for Tay swap...

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

we could probably get a 2nd rounder out of them to go along with it.

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure...but World Peace with 2 years left beats Tay with 4 years left...

and we could start JJ at the 3 and Artest off the bench behind him. Or still go with JJ at the 4 and start Artest at the 3. Ron would get a lot more scoring opportunities and his rap career could explode in the gritty city of D-town.

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you, buddy.

It’s not completely rational or justifiable. Stuckey is our best guard by quite a bit, but I really can’t stand to watch him play. It’s not really about his play, although it’s partially that. It’s about the attitude he’s had for the past couple season. It’s that in spite of making some progress, he’s nowhere near what we need him to be. Etc.

And with Gordon, I’ve just never liked him, less so as a Piston than ever.

And well, we all understand the frustration with Tay.

Anyway, being a fan (i.e., fanatic) is sort of non-rational / irrational by definition. I don’t think anyone needs to feel apologetic, regardless of their state of emotions with respect to this particular group of players.

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

link? or sarcasm?

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by The Boourns on Jan 12, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

but its true

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by dandresden on Jan 12, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Self-deprecating-high-five

by JoeDip on Jan 13, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I ain't deprecating self

I’m deprecating Sheed.

Guy basically didn’t try hard or stay in shape for the last three years of his career. His laziness with the Celts cost Boston a championship, as they needed him to be ready to play four quarters in game seven, not three.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh I thought you were defecating on Sheed...

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching these motherfuckers play makes me want to reach for Milwaukee's best

then a pistol

Detroit Pistlols

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by Skylar on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

they beat us pretty soundly.

were we ever ahead?

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

we were ahead 41-40...in the 2nd quarter.

That is the only time we’ve been ahead in a game since the first quarter of the Knicks game. I think its now 15 consecutive quarters of playing from behind with the exception of that 30 second span last night.

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

How many other players in Pistons history have scored 32 points and 16 rebounds in a single game?
Dennis Rodman and Grant Hill. Monroe joins the legends. Also, the last time this happened in Detroit was nearly 15 years ago, when Grant Hill scored 35 points with 18 rebounds.

by Mike Payne on Jan 13, 2012 2:44 AM EST reply actions  

also, per minute

Greg’s game is the second best in Pistons history w/r/t points and rebounds. Only Grant Hill had one single game better than Monroe did, and he did so with 43 minutes to Monroe’s < 40 minutes back in 1997.

by Mike Payne on Jan 13, 2012 3:00 AM EST up reply actions  

You know what sucks?

Knights solid game (turnovers excluded) is overshadowed by Moose’s phenomenal game which is overshadowed by the loss and Dwight Howard setting records tonight. :/

by JoeDip on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 AM EST up reply actions  

How many times did Dwight Howard put up 32 points and 16 rebounds when he was Greg Monroe’s age or younger?

zero.

by Mike Payne on Jan 13, 2012 3:29 AM EST up reply actions  

He's a sophomore!

He’s 21!

faints

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't still over this after someone said it last night

I knew it, but I didn’t recall it. This guy that looks, already, so big and mature into his game is only in his second year in the league. Not only that but he’s 21, which probably means he still has some growth left in his body. He looks stronger and more mobile than last year, he has shown far more offensive moves than last year, and he’s more confident than last year. His FT percentage has gone from .62% last year to .82% this year…can you fucking believe that?! He’s a fucking center (in use) and he’s fucking 21 years old! Fuck you bitches, Greg Monroe owns you.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

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by Mike Payne on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

You know

Sorta puts a damper on the we need a center argument. He is obviously capable of playing this position. 32-16 on 12-16 shooting. While drawing help side defense. Loving this damn kid more and more just when i thought it wasn’t possible. If he is able to consistently preform from the center position it will make the rebuild a little easier for sure.

by Danny D on Jan 13, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

We may have a starting center

but you should have a 4 big rotation and we have #1 (Monroe) and maybe #3 if Jerebko can find his stride this season. I’m starting to think he may be better off the bench, but I would still like him to see most of his minutes at PF. He just seems to be too foul prone to rely on for 30 minutes a game at this point. We’ve also got Ben as the #4 big for those spot minutes. Seems like we just need a starting PF and then we can get to work at guard and SF.

by JoeDip on Jan 13, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

but you should have a 4 big rotation

Brow Down.

by Mike Payne on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He kinds of looks like a Star Wars character.

by garrettelliott on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

From the cantina?

I agree completely. Here’s to hoping he doesn’t talk like Jar Jar Binx.

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

browdway brow down

by Packey on Jan 15, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

it's going up against opposing C's that worries me

Moose has been in a little bit of foul trouble. I’d love to have a defensive-oriented C to throw at opposing big men to make sure he stays out of it.

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by brgulker on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

at least someone who can realistically rotate with Greg every other possession or so

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by The Boourns on Jan 16, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently Rose is in a walking boot.

by JoeDip on Jan 13, 2012 2:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy For Him

Hey, Antoine Walker’s playing in the D League, too. Maybe we can pick him up!

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 13, 2012 6:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, back when we were good, we had a category of player

“Backup SF with fabulous hair.” See also Herrmann, Walter. But see Hamm, Darvin.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the point being his name is spelled with an F, not a ph...

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by The Boourns on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  


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