Pistons lose to Golden Globes... er, Golden State, 99-91
Everything we learned in grade school about the transitive property turned out to be a huge lie on Sunday evening, as the Detroit Pistons (3-10) lost to the Golden State Warriors (4-8), 99-91.
The Pistons had a 48-44 lead at the half and an early six-point lead in the third quarter, but the Warriors then went on a 16-8 run and never fell out of favor thereafter. Trailing by five early in the fourth, a 10-0 Golden State run all but officially put it out of reach.
Monta Ellis, sixth in the NBA in points per game, scored 17 second half points after being held to five in the first half, and he added seven assists. David Lee was the Warriors' leading scorer with 24 points on 12 shots. The Warriors shot 52-percent to Detroit's 42-percent.
Best performance on a pregnant team goes to Greg Monroe once again -- he had a game-high 25 points on 12 shots and grabbed eight rebounds.*
More after the break
- *It was mentioned in the comments, but I'll point it out again here: Greg Monroe had just one shot in the fourth quarter (he was blocked by Ekpe Udoh) and he turned it over once. Austin Daye and Tayshaun Prince combined for nine of our 16 fourth quarter shots (they made four).
- Happy Birthday, Betty White!
- Austin Daye made a shot and his season shooting percentage got worse. He is also now 0-13 on three-pointers this year.
- Michael Fassbender apparently could golf with his hands tied behind his back, says George Clooney
- Warriors beat the Pistons on the glass, 43-32, and scored 48 points in the paint to Detroit's 32.
- Skinny women + lots of curls + old age =
Tayshaun PrinceMadonna and Angelina Jolie - Stuckey and Knight scored a combined 22 points on 7-for-19 shooting, had 11 assists, and 4 turnovers.
- Look at Jessica Alba
's realllly pretttty Gucci dress, you guys. - Stephen Curry was out again due to his latest ankle injury. Villanueva was out due to Curry's ankle injury, too.
- Whatever.
- Jonas Jerebko was the victim of David Lee's nice night and couldn't really get going on offense. He finished with six points and seven rebounds.
- Stop staring, Antonio.
- Ben Gordon had a relatively quiet 15 points on 6-for-12 shooting. He also had six assists opposite just one turnover.
- This from MLIVE:
Slick subs: The Warriors took advantage of the Pistons' depleted bench with huge advantages in almost every key bench comparison, from scoring (32-17) to field-goal shooting (52 percent to 20 percent), to rebounds (13-7), to steals (5-3), to blocked shots (4-1). The only statistical advantage the Pistons' bench had was in assists (10-6). The Warriors had three substitutes in double-figures but their ace sub was Ekpe Udoh, who had 10 points, six rebounds, three steals and four blocked shots.
- Pistons play again on Tuesday at Houston. 8 p.m. tip.
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Michael Fassbender apparently could golf with his hands tied behind his back, says George Clooney
Funny, that’s what Matt Watson told me about Brian Packey!
seventy three!
Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
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Michael Fassbender apparently could golf with his hands tied behind his back, says George Clooney
That’s because he can control the clubs with his MAGNETIC POWERS, amiright?
/comic book nerd’d
by garrettelliott on Jan 16, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
also
If Satan were to ever approach me and say, “Hey Mike Payne, would you sell the soul of every DBBer for a lifetime with Salma Hayek?”
I would totally say no. Totally.
Not Anymore, That's For Sure
Boy…both she and Antonio looked old in that pic.
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 16, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh, but Salma is one of those rare beauties that refines as she ages. That woman is deserving of song…
I Love Older Woman
But Salma isn’t ageing that well IMO…and this is coming from someone who was always hot for her-at least the Lebanese half lol (Mexican women just don’t do it for me-any other Latin country but that one).
She’s got the witches crook chin thing going, and as she’s getting older, the crook is becoming more pronounced. Also looked a little heavier in the face. Or maybe she’s just older than we all thought she was.
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 17, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
The scary thing is, I’m pretty sure she surgically enhances her nuts, too.
by Mike Payne on Jan 16, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exhilarating.
RIP Al Davis
PS3 - agentpoop (dont ask why the name... tell me if your from a blog)
twitter - @nateoak5
if anyone is curious
Prince, Gordon, and Knight rank as the 4th, 6th, and 7th worst players in the NBA on a list of players playing more than 30 mpg. So we’re getting at least 30 minutes of negative production a night from 3 of the 5 starting positions.
But I guess it could be worse….we could have won the lottery last year. Or did we? I believe we did.
Austin Daye is -.273 in 12 minutes per game. I think that’s worst in the league for that many minutes, and third worst in the league overall.
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
I wonder if there is any hope for him.
Seriously, just a slow start on a bad team, or really not an NBA player?
no sugarcoat, austin day not just a BAD player, but also disastrus part of TEAM. just epinion
by -PS- on Jan 16, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
He might not even be a European Player, he went 2-8 over there and only played in 2 games. Compare this to Kyle Singler who did so awesome at his first team that now he plays with Nikola Mirotic on Real Madrid
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
Speaking of Singler, I just watched “Gunnin’ For the #1 Spot” and have a new appreciation for him. I kind of wish he was playing for us this year because he seems like a good hustle guy. I’d rather have him than Daye.
by garrettelliott on Jan 16, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Not To Worry
He’ll be the backup 3 here next year. No sugarcoat on that one, too.
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 17, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
He has been monumentally bad, hasn't he?
20% shooting.
7 FT made (including 5 in one game)
0-the season on 3s
And already recognized as a defensive liability.
Still, as I’ve pointed out, beyond Daye being maybe the worst player in the NBA and Knight, Gordon, and Prince being in the bottom ten of starters, the statistical worst outing in the history of basketball (at any level) is now held by MFWB. Against the Bucks, he came off the bench for three seconds and the Bucks hit a 3. For three seconds, his +/- was -3. Stretched over a minute, that would be -60. And per 36 that would be -2,160. I seriously don’t believe that any player at any level has ever matched that or ever could beat it.
We are soooooo good.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Weird.
I not only did NOT enter this twice, but expounded in more detail. And this is what I get.
Fuck you, internet.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, but this one posts in full?
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, I'll try again...
Daye’s horrors—
120 minutes
—20% shooting
—7 FT (including 5 in one game)
—0-season from 3
—and coming in with debate as to whether his offense could ever be enough to make up for his lousy defense
Meanwhile—and I posted this before, but I found it so mind-boggling that I have to do so again, MFWB turned in the statistically worst performance of any basketball player at any level in the history of the game.
He came in for three seconds against the Bucks. The Bucks hit a three. He sat down. His +/- = 3. His +/ per minute = 60. His +/ per 36 = -2,160.
Seriously, I’m sure this has never been matched and it would be almost impossible to have it beaten. Ever.
We are sooooo good.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus and now I'm getting these fucking strike throughs
I give up. I’m going to become a Heat fan.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
DON'T DO IT!!!
Seriously, while that Bynum fact is fun, it’s a fluky thing that doesn’t really say anything about him as a player. Unfortunately, there are other signs, but still, he can be useful.
Whereas with Daye, I’m legit wondering if he’s just a complete bust and total liability. Which would make me sad.
Oh, I agree.
Nothing bad about Will. Circumstance, fully. I’m just impressed that this team could field a player with the worst statistical outing in the history of the game, even if it is—and it is—a totally meaningless stat.
And yes, Mike…Tom can still go fuck himself.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
The original post makes me realize that DBB talking about this year's Pistons
Is a lot like Ricky Gervais talking about celebrities.
by Toledo Joe on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
We're A Mean Spirited Bunch
Ask the guy who took the trouble to put up a fake V Goodwill account on Twitter.
I kind of have mixed emotions about the whole deal…fan post anyone?
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 17, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions
I don’t get the allure of setting up fake twitter accounts. Sure, it was fun reading LeBron’s Elbow’s twitter feed for 15 or 20 minutes, but somebody is actually sitting down and dedicating their time to continuing that stuff. Why do a fake Vince Goodwill? He’s not even popular, is he? Seems like a big waste of time. But then again I’m a crotchety old man who wants kids to stay off my lawn.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions
I dont care how many he gets per game as the pistons play at one of the slowest paces in the league
There simply isn’t enough shots, not to mention teams are shooting an absurdly high fg percentage against us less misses = less rebounds. When he is on the floor, he gobbles up 17.5 percent of all rebounds available. Better than the super freakishly athletic Blake Griffin. That is pretty damn good company.
Bottom 10,
- John Wall
- Beasley
- Maggette
- Tay Prince
- Blatche
- Ben Gordon
- Brandon Knight
- Stephen Jackson
- Iman Shumpert
- Boris Diaw
Top 10
- Lebron
- Kobe
- Ropse
- Love
- Chandler
- Durant
- Gasol
- THE MOOOOSE
- Aldridge
- Howard
In other words, Prince, Knight, and Ben Gordon suck so bad they are beyond belief.
But the moose is better than superman.
I can dig it.
If only we could drop the dead weight
AND RELAESE THE MOOOOSE
by bonerici on Jan 16, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
UNLOOSE THE MOOSE!
Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
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by The Boourns on Jan 16, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"If only we could drop the dead weight"
Does the new CBA allow us to field a three man team?
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
hmm..
I have been reading alot of the threads with the new SB nation app but I have not figured out how to post with it yet, Does anybody know?
Rohan_Cruyff Rohan
last year, on 204 postups against him, greg monroe allowed 0.94 ppp (202nd in NBA). on 44 postups this year, he’s allowing 0.59 ppp (7th)./blockquote>
https://twitter.com/#!/Rohan_Cruyff/status/158725510220873729
Rohan_Cruyff Rohan
or put another way, monroe allowed scores on 50% of postups plays last season. this year, that’s down to 31.8%. love this so much./blockquote>
Fire Joe Dumars
Rohan_Cruyff Rohan
last year, on 204 postups against him, greg monroe allowed 0.94 ppp (202nd in NBA). on 44 postups this year, he’s allowing 0.59 ppp/blockquote>
https://twitter.com/#!/Rohan_Cruyff/status/158725510220873729
Rohan_Cruyff Rohan
or put another way, monroe allowed scores on 50% of postups plays last season. this year, that’s down to 31.8%. love this so much/blockquote>
Fire Joe Dumars
Based on stats so far this year...
we should have a pretty good argument for both Monroe and Jerebko making the sophomore team…
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Since the all star game is not far from me, I’m totally going if they both make the sophomore team (won’t be able to afford the all star game if Greg gets that nod though, ticket prices are stupid insane).
well and if he gets the nod then he probably won't play in the sophomore game...
makes it even more likely that JJ would make it to the team…I forgot Blake Griffin too but he’ll be in the all-star game for sure.
Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
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to be honest, never in a million years did I expect Moose to progress as quickly as he has.
He is straight up toying with dudes with his face up game. And I love the fact that he fully utilizes the sky hook when applicable. By far my favorite move in basketball is the old school sky hook.
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I agree, never saw this coming
I watched a decent amount of his college film and studied his post moves last year, but nothing pointed to him having a refined hookshot (with both hands mind you) in combination with excellent footwork and ball fakes
Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.
by bearded thundar on Jan 16, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
The Moose is unharmed. Praised be Jod.
http://www.khou.com/news/Detroit-Pistons-plane-lands-safely-at-Hobby-distress-call——137448708.html
Fire Joe Dumars
hydraulic issue?
Not an aerospace engineer but I don’t recall jet engines relying on hydraulic pressure, in fact the only thing I can think about would be the brakes.
Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.
by bearded thundar on Jan 16, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
looks like the turbine does use hydraulic power to convert mechanical energy
Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.
by bearded thundar on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Can I have your attention, this is your captain speaking...
Contrary to what Mr. Dumars is saying, the lack of Nacho Cheese is not an emergency. Placing distress calls will neither make Hobby “heat up a batch” nor will “Maverick and Goose make an in flight refuel.”
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AuTBaC1KKz560mdiT.mjveW8vLYF?slug=ap-pistons-plane
Yes, this team can aptly be described as “going down in flames”.
But Jesus, boys—understand the gulf between metaphor and reality, no?
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions
Sigh...
And now my page didn’t reload and I failed to turn the url into a link.
I am the Detroit Pistons of the internet today, folks.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, it worked!
I’m here…
How did you do that?
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
This is Bagan,
a kingdom that hit its height in about the 12th Century. I haven’t been there, mostly because I end up being a little bored by ancient ruins. But before we leave in June, I’m going to try to swing by.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 17, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
T'anks.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 17, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
my wife's dad is a former NW/Delta pilot and current aviation law professor
So naturally I asked him for his real expertise on this and this is what he had to say about it:
Standard procedure would probably call for declaring an emergency if any major system failed (the hydraulic system is a major system). Due to the numerous backups though, a single failure would not cause the aircraft any real problems.
Makes sense
Planes statistically pretty much don’t ever crash. Flying, at least in a commercial airliner, is one of the safest things a human being can do. Most fear of flying (aside from a genetically wired and understandable fear of being thousands of miles in the air) are mostly a result of the availability heuristic, a problem-solving “shortcut” in which we draw our attention toward specific, dramatic examples and then use the example as a prototype. That is to say, we ignore the millions of safe landings every year, but we all noticed what happened on 9/11.
/AP Psych’ed
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 16, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Statistically speaking, of course, it's still the safest way to travel.

/comic book nerd’d
by garrettelliott on Jan 16, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
it makes sense
Look at how many potential lawsuits a plane is even sitting on the ground. Boeing and Airbus probably spend billions in safety/failsafe R&D alone to ensure no one gets hurt
Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.
by bearded thundar on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
this should probably be an OT thing
but parity is a pretty fucked up dream in the NBA. the middle class in the league doesn’t seem to exist. there are a bunch of good team and a bunch of really shitty teams. but not all of the shitty teams make sense.
the warriors have three decent players. the nets have three decent players, and think if they acquired Howard without giving up Brooks or Humphries? instantly become a contender. most teams have at least 2-3 good play even if by some chance they still have a bad record.
the pistons, wiz, and bobcats seem to be the cream of the crop of shittiness as they all either have 1 or fewer good players. but I’m still concerned about these other shitty teams trying to be shitty wannabes. I’d kill to have more than 1 good player. Quit acting like you are as shitty as us and win some games. At least our shittiness is excusable by the fact we are in fact shitty.
by mcflies on Jan 17, 2012 1:14 AM EST via Android app reply actions 6 recs
Quit acting like you are as shitty as us and win some games. At least our shittiness is excusable by the fact we are in fact shitty.
This could be the motto of this year’s team. Also, rec’d for
shittiness
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 2:50 AM EST up reply actions

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