Pistons at Rockets: Knight Needs to Step Up Tonight
Detroit Pistons at Houston Rockets, Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM EST
The Detroit Pistons had a bumpy flight Monday, eventually needing to make an emergency landing, but thankfully avoided a "We are Marshall" scenario, and are in Houston to take on the Rockets.
The Rockets are riding a three-game winning streak, scoring 108 points per game in that span. Luckily for the Pistons, while Houston's offense is on the rise it still struggles mightily on the defensive end, with the sixth-worst defensive efficiency in the NBA. Of course, the Pistons own the league's second-worst mark so it could be a relatively high-scoring affair at the Toyota Center (First one to 90 points wins!).
The Pistons, well, they are one of the league's worst teams and I don't see that changing any time in the foreseeable future. Detroit is still without Charlie Villanueva, who didn't make the trip with the team, Will Bynum, who is day-to-day, and Rodney Stuckey is still less than 100 percent following his recent groin injury. No relying on math science to trick myself into getting my hopes up about this game.
Game Tips at 8:00 P.M. EST
Houston Rockets: 6 – 7 (4 – 1 home)
Detroit Pistons: 3 - 10 (1 - 6 away)
The Situation:
We're not quite one quarter of the way into the season, but it has become apparent that Detroit is one of the league's three or four worst teams. That could pay dividends on draft night but will make for some unsightly games in the meantime.
With that being said, games are less about wins and losses in Detroit and more about growth and maturation of individuals and the team. Hopefully players such as Greg Monroe and Brandon Knight grow from game to game, and hopefully the team's record in the second quarter of the season is better than their record in the first quarter. And hopefully their third quarter of games is better than the second and the fourth better than the third.
In Houston's last game, a 114-106 victory against the Washington Wizards, John Wall had a field day. The lightning fast point guard scored a season-high 38 points, including going 7-9 at the rim. The Pistons could use a night like that from Knight. Which leads us to the ...
Keys to the Game:
Brandon Knight Must Have a Big Game -- Knight is going to have his hands full trying to defend Kyle Lowry. Lowry is having a career year in nearly every statistical category and could eviscerate Detroit's porous interior defense. Knight is going to have to stay in front of Lowry to keep him out of the paint and stop the defense from collapsing. Knight will also have to take better care of the ball, which will be a challenge as Lowry averages more than two steals per game. Knight is going to have to get into the teeth of the defense while also accounting for the shot-blocking presence of Samuel Dalembert.
No Second Chances -- Houston is an excellent rebounding team, especially on the offensive end. They don't shoot for a terribly high percentage, especially if you can keep Lowry and the pesky Luis Scola out of the paint. The Pistons, as daunting a task as it is, need to win the board war to have a shot at winning this game.
Make Kevin Martin Work on D -- Martin is a nice offensive player, but he is not a good defender, to put it kindly. Rodney Stuckey and/or Ben Gordon needs to be aggressive and score in bunches.
Monroe's Big Test -- Greg Monroe has been a monster lately, but facing off against Samuel Dalembert will be a new kind of test. While Dalembert isn't the defender he once was, he can still block shots and is an imposing presence in the middle. Monroe might be tempted to settle for his jump shot, which, while improved, is not nearly his most effective shot. Monroe needs to face up and use his quick first step.
And while Dalembert isn't known for his offense, he can be effective against teams with poor post defense. That is exactly what he did against the Wizards, scoring 20 points on 9-11 shooting. Monroe, Jonas Jerebko and Jason Maxiell have all struggled on the defensive end and they can't allow Dalembert or others to get easy points.
Question(s) of the Game:
Can Brandon Knight do more than shoot 3-pointers? Can the Pistons score more than 100 points? Can Greg Monroe continue his dominance on the offensive end? And this is a prediction not a question: Austin Daye will have a breakout game with double digit points and 2+ 3-point makes. So the question is, am I crazy?
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Sean corps has been here 2 hours
and he is already the most efficient? writer when it comes to game threads.
Fire Joe Dumars
Me and my lady will be at the game
15th row half court on the bench side. We’ll be decked in all Pistons gear, heckling every Rockets fan in sight!
I look forward to checking out the Moose’s moves in person.
Bring a gigantic sign that says DetroitBadBoys.com and has an arrow pointing down at yourself!
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Wish I had time to make it
Headed out the door now to see The Artist. Then going downtown for a nice steak dinner before the game.
Next year!
Yes
your crazy Daye is continually the worst player on the floor for either team
by DetroitDonovan on Jan 17, 2012 12:28 PM EST reply actions
Daye
Just making sure that people actually read all the way to the end. But I still kinda believe it.
Garrett’s the only guy who doesn’t read to the end. Or maybe that’s just on my posts Juuuuust kiddding MFGE :)
I like where your guts at, though, Sean — Daye’s not going to be 0’fer all year so why not tonight against a shoddy defense?
That was so long ago, Packey! Come on! :)
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Really wish Dalembert was a Piston
Houston got the steal of the summer in the contract they gave to Dalembert. He’s having a career best season in terms of all the advanced stats like TS% (second only to Tyson Chandler) and PER and WP/48. He’s one of the few frontcourt players that would match up perfectly with Monroe, and we could have had him for less than Tayshaun Prince…
/hadtogetthatoutoftheway
also very good, better than last year so far
Can’t count on him for big minutes (quantity), but can still count on him for big minutes (quality).
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
Dalembert
Unfortunately, there is no way that Dalembert would have signed for the Pistons for that number. If so, he would have just stuck around with the Kings.
Houston offered $14M over two years, second year only $1.5M guaranteed. If we had offered a longer-term deal even for a fraction more per year, I doubt he would have turned that down.
funny thing
is we could have put a claim in on Billups for $2 million, signed Dalembert to the above, signed T-Mac and Dunleavy all for what we’re paying Gordon. Would have made the playoffs. Not sure what value you want to place on that, but I mean if in fact just making the playoffs is the goal it seems pretty damn simple to pull off.
that being
as long as you aren’t AFI and maintain some level of cap flexibility.
dumar’s ineptitude should really be applauded. it’s so rare to witness suck on this level. he’s assembled a team that he can’t even change.
This "what we could have done" with BG's contract money
or the contract money of CV and/or Tayshaun is going to be the ultimate combination of amusing and depressing.
If we’d offered him Tay’s contract, I can’t see a way he’d turn it down. Heck, even Stuckey’s contract would have been incredibly appealing, I’d guess.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
The more and more I see Monroe, I think the Pistons are right to see his future at center. I’d much rather see an athletic, shot-blocking power forward next to Monroe than a plodding, big-bodied center. Face it, this year is going to be torture and I’m not sure there is any way around it.
I don’t think anyone wants the Pistons to go out and sign Greg Ostertag, but a solid defensive minded center seems like it would do the Pistons as a team a world of good. A defensive minded PF would be fine too, but Faried was available in this past draft and there wasn’t any inkling of interest from the Pistons, so who knows what Jod is thinking.
San Antonio is actually trying to use Faried as a perimeter defender...SF more than PF
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leonard
d’oh
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SHUT IT SHINY.
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What? Why are you...oh, I get it!
You’re mad because you initially were criticizing San Antonio for using a player as a small forward, then it turned out that player was a small forward!
Lol!
I can't quit you.
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You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
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Oh you!
Really though, you did cross my mind today. It’s travel-time for work and have a coworker in Seattle just in time for your superstorm. Safe wishes to you, future mrs., and the pups the for when you’re driving the next few days. Sounds pretty nuts.
there won't be any driving going on the next 2 days most likely
I’ve found a good spot away from any of the big hills in our neighborhood but flat enough to get out of after all the idiots realize they can’t drive down a hill covered in ice.
There are 3 different coffee shops near us plus a market within walking distance where most of the employees live within walking distance so we should be alright. And if we get more than 5-7 inches, the smallest dog will pretty much have to burrow through it.
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Pete's Wine Market
Within 2 blocks of our place…
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its also the market I was referencing
and has awesome deli sandwiches.
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I will pass that reference along to my coworker
However…I tried a ctrl+f for “beer” and “whiskey” and got that annoying Windows sound…
that happened to me too in a P.O.D. thread
I sarcastically, “firsted” the 2nd quarter thread and for me I was at the top but they claimed it wasn’t the case. I still don’t believe them.
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I still tend to think positionality is something arbitrary that we assign to players on paper. I think we all agree that we need another big guy who can defend both big positions, rebound, and provide solid interior help defense. I don’t really care where we slot Monroe and that other big man. I don’t envision that it would change Monroe’s role on offense much either way. My hope is that it would simply make life easier for Greg. We could simply assign our best big man defender to the opposition’s best offensive big, and let Greg focus on the offense more than the defense.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
I got to watch Dalembert abuse the Wizards in person yesterday
A lot of his baskets were scored off of penetration by Lowry and Martin. Granted, shoddy interior defense didn’t help, but keeping the guards out of the paint will go a long way in preventing easy buckets for the Houston bigs.
Well scouted sir
Also, you’re a bit crazy.
Anybody can happen!
Kyle Lowry might be the next Chauncey Billups (in terms of his development progression, I mean).
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
So if the Pistons pull out a win tonight...
is there going to be a review of the game? or do you only review games we lose?
by CheerstoLilWayne on Jan 17, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions
there shall be a review of the game tonight
win or lose. Better be careful when you bring Lil Wayne’s name up
I was at my Grandmother's showing Sunday Night.
And all I could think about towards the end of the night was “I wonder what the Piston score is.”
Does that make me:
A) a devoted Piston fan.
B) a horrible grandson
C) all of the above
D) none of the above
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions
Pistons at Rockets: Knight Needs to Step Up Tonight
Pistons at Rockets: Knight Needs to Step Up Tonight Toknight.
Gotta have the cheesy pun.
also probably to get him more shots...
although honestly, I’ve enjoyed watching the flashes of chemistry between Stuckey and Monroe.
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Yes, Langlois was saying on twitter
That they think Jonas will bring better balance to the second unit and keep him from having to worry about foul trouble.
Fire Joe Dumars
I think it makes a lot of sense from a size perspective
JJ just can’t play the 4 40 minutes a game against starters, but he should be fine going against the other team’s second team
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Quality basketball on ESPN right now
UM vs MSU in ann arbor. We’re winning :D
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions
who do you possibly think
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
I never considered State to be a real school
Ergo they couldn’t possibly have fans :p
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
absolutely
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, BT is a Weasel
This explains a lot
I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com
I rented a U-haul the other day, as I'm just moved.
Sign all the papers, step out of the office and see this:

Also, when you look up U-haul red pandas, you see this:
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
You would have if you would have seen the milage charges!
Forgot to take a picture, but thank god the internet had my back. To make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. But yeah, for some reason southern California U-hauls have an advertisement for the Tennessee zoo. Red Pandas are on the loose throughout north america. Run for your lives!
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Let Moose go!
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Moose, let's go!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
LATTICE MOUSSE!
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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Easily the most edible one of these yet.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Contracted...

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Go shitty team, go!
The Moose will be released in t minus 6 minutes
Fire Joe Dumars
by Kriz on Jan 17, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Where the hell are the 200 recs?
Kriz said, “Go shitty team, go!”
This has been the highlight of my month.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 17, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know who plays for the Rockets anymore
but I know they’re gonna kick the Pistons ass.
Fire Joe Dumars
Rudy Tomjanovich too.
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Olajuwan may retire next season, though...
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 17, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of former Rockets...
Chuck Hayes got a tribute video from Houston when he returned there after six seasons.
Live-(micro)blogging the game
I’ll be keeping track of the comments here, but I will also be posting throughout the game on Twitter @sean_corp. Follow me, follow me to freedom!
Oh the game started!
PISTONS UP! Greg per 36 is 36 assists tonight!
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Wallace with the OReb
Moose with the assist, lovin it
More Moose please.
There is the Taysolayshaun…HOLY SHIT THAT GUY NEEDS SOME ACNE MEDS!
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Starting Ben Wallace pays immediate dividends. I wonder how Ben feels about it; I’m sure we all remember him talking about not wanting to start.
I bet they pull him 6 minutes in...
he was bigger on the amount of time he’d play at once than when he played. doesn’t want to be running for 9 minutes at a time.
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Who the hell is wearing number 8 and what has he done with lazy defending ben gordon?
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I have no problem with Tay posting up, especially against whoever this Parsons guy is. I just hate him trying to take anyone off the dribble.
I am in love with Ben Wallace
He is still so solid. (In limited minutes, of course)
gettin' ugly quick.
dalembert is playing solid d against greg.
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Was it designed by Mr. Slave?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Has Tay seriously taken 40% our shots?
He should be watching the Michigan/State game, those guys actually know how to play as a team
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions
good thing
i have some imperial stouts and scotch ales to get me through this game. to be complimented by some top shelf black n milds… anybody drinking something tasty?
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jan 17, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions
Nah, I'm sober while watching this game tonight...
… which looks to be a bad decision on my part.
Maybe that's why Stuckey got such a big contract?
The Pistons must have patented “Hey!”
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
don't look now
pistons just cut the deficit to single digits
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jan 17, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions
Real conversation I just had with UPS:
“Do you mind holding sir?”
“Certainly I don’t mind holding.”
/five minutes later
“I’m sorry this is taking so long. Do you mind waiting a few minutes more.”
“Certainly!”
/three minutes later
“Sir, I apologize this is taking so long. Can you wait a few minutes longer?”
“My friend, have you ever had your back waxed?”
“No.”
“I can assure you, I will wait until the end of time. There is no hurdle my patience cannot overcome for the exfoliating goodness that awaits me in that package. Bliss is just a few minutes away, you tell me!”
“Ok, just a few minutes longer.”
you wax your back yourself?
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are you talking about your balls shiny?
Is that what shiny onions is actually referring to? Your smooth sack and nuts?
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I don't see you denying it!
Taint nothin to say its not true.
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Next thing I know you'll be talking about your
Goochy handbag.
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I could survive just about any winter.
My body hair gives me 2 to 3 layers of kevlar like strength and llama wool warmth.
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It took six colonies of bee hives to get my back hair, if that tells you anything
/longlostbrothers?
Its a sign of male dominance.
I fro mine out when I wear turtlenecks to keep my lower chin and ear lobes warm.
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mind loaning some of that to me?
Mine seems to be migrating from my head to my shoulders and legs lol
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
switching over to MSU - UM
55-52, MSU. 4:39 left
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jan 17, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions
Hardaway needs to get his head out of his ass
And start playing like the star he is. This game shouldn’t be that close with how well the other starters have played
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
msu has 2 white guys
on the court in crunch time.. man, i haven’t watched college basketball in awhile.
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jan 17, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan has started to cut into their recruiting
Now that we have a decent coach (and I’ll leave it at decent, I think we can do better) the brand name is enough to pull away some really good talent
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
what a block by Burke!
He’s the real deal. Much more so than Morris
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Remember how Wade was a considered a big reach?
And then formed the super friends with Pat Riley later on?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
And Milicic was a can't miss big man
Better than Dirk. Oh well.
more like
Remeber when we could have drafted Buddinger and not traded him
by need4detroit on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Remember when we could have kept Buddinger and drafted Blair?
and most importantly wouldn’t have acquired Daye?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
But if Dumars had listened to the DBB collective consciousness, we wouldn’t have our beautiful Swede.
ehh
I still think Jonas is overrated because people place too much emphasis on his looks. He’s an average SF and a below average PF
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I think Jonas is underrated because people don’t place enough emphasis on his looks.
by Ra's Head on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not really
the numbers just don’t support him being the star that people make him out to be
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
victor martinez torn ACL
may miss entire 2012 season. fuck.
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jan 17, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions
word is the Tigers are really going after Cespedes now
They play different positions of course, but at least he would fill in a major hole at leadoff and Avila could cover Cabrera for a while
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
white sox give me diarrhea
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Don't be misled.
A torn ACL means it’s an absolutely certainty that V-Mart is out for the season. It’s just a situation where no one in the Tigers organization will publicly confirm it yet because doing so can potentially screw with selling season tickets. At any rate, this is a really tough luck for the Tigers.
He might be able to make it for the final stretch
It doesn’t take much athleticism to be a DH. If he can even just help out as a pinch hitter he could make an impact in the playoffs
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
MAKE NOISE JUMP UP AND DOWN MORE!
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No hey, no foul.
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I hate it when JJ gets called for nitpicky fouls.
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god I want me some dry spicy wings. Damn KFC commercials.
your repeated attempts at enticing me will be the end of me. Must hold out until after the wedding…
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State turnover!
After a timeout none the less
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions
Burke is absolutely the man
I wouldn’t mind having 4 point guards if we draft him
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions
that was such an obvious hook its not even funny.
stupid fucking houston fans don’t know shit about basketball.
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What a defensive sequence!
Michigan with the win!
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions
FUCK MICHIGAN!
Y’all can rot in hell.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I sense a state/osu grad
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Neither.
FUCK MICHIGAN!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
couldn't get in then?
that’s too bad, it’s really a fantastic school
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
totally insulted my school, which I consider to be an extension of myself
It was over the top though
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
No, I could get in anywhere, really.
I just hate Michigan and am a Michigan State fan. I went to Michigan Tech which is completely irrelevant in sports I care about.
Also,
FUCK MICHIGAN!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK ALL YOU
GO KALAMAZOO COLLEGE HORNETS!!!!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
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Fuck Alma...
literally. their girls were way more attractive than K’s…but thats not saying much.
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I really don't get why you're so butthurt over Michigan
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
JOKES AND SARCASM
BRING THEM TO ME
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm calling bs
Even I of all people could tell that you weren’t being sarcastic earlier
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
By the third FUCK MICHIGAN, pretty sure anyone could tell it was sarcasm.
If I really wanted to hate on Michigan, I’d certainly go further than that.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
So telling me to rot in hell was just random sarcasm out of the blue. Sarcasm never was, and never should be an excuse for rude behavior
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
So telling me to rot in hell was just random sarcasm out of the blue.
Welcome to the internet.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
*sigh
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Sarcasm never was, and never should be an excuse for rude behavior
your high horse. get the fuck off of it.
by Mike Payne on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love potential.
It’s so…uncertain.
by Shinons* on Jan 17, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
By the way, this was an asshole comment
But I’m really encouraged by Knight’s play so far. He’s still Jason Terry to me, but he’s a pretty fucking good Jason Terry. How does he increase his fg% going from college to pros? 3pt%? I’ll be damned if he’s a point guard, but he’s talented.
I agree, he needs to change his style of play
But the talent is most definitely there
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
He has got to get his turnovers under control
I hope that comes with experience.
his form looks a lot better this year
Not hitting too many yet, but at least it doesn’t look like pure luck when he does
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
41.14% for the season
and he shots a lot of them.
by need4detroit on Jan 17, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
he's shooting 60% from 3 in the past 5 games
Perfectly fine with nearly half his shots being from beyond the arc
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
all this solid defense counter-balanced by shitty defensive rebounding.
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he did everything right but he definitely didn't finish on that play...
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What's up danny?
The past few months have been tasty. CBS, BB Plead the Fifth, Blushing Monk, Bourbon County…
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yo!
hanging out working a ton DBBing and drinking as usual. We are probably getting in Bourbon County to LA this year. Im Effing stoked. how hard was CBS to get?
CBS was near impossible. Select stores only got 12 bottles, and i had one shop owner promise to save me one, and he didnt… my gf bought tix to a tasting event in IL, and the bar owner was so shocked that we drove 5 hours to get there thay he gave me a bottle for free…had 4 6oz pours at the tasting though and it was damn good.
by RoscoeJacksonJr on Jan 17, 2012 9:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I heard it was hell. Bummer on the shop owner.
I heard some shops selling it for 100 dollars, Insane.
tonight, I've had
Terrapin Hopsecutioner
Cigar City Jai Alai
Bell’s Two Hearted Ale
and I just opened a Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye
HOPS TOUR FTW.
The absolute worst thing about watching the Detroit feed
is seeing all the Hungry Howie’s, Jets, and other local food commercials that I miss so much. Seattle has some pretty good pizza, but they have no clue how to do greasy, high-calorie, artery clogging pizza like the midwest and Detroit does.
All these pizza shops with spinach and chicken and olive oil base. F that.
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I really really miss Buddy's pizza.
their crust is so god damn delicious. I’d probably pay to have day old buddy’s overnight’d to me.
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fully fucking agreed
the next time I see the words “flatbread” on a restaurant menu, I’m going to not eat flatbread.
I could use jets as an excuse for my username.
but my God it is good. Cut’s right through me. But it is deeelicious.
Love Detroit style
But a good Jersey slice is my fav. Thin, saucy, minimal cheese, 4 spices, fold, eat, done.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Moose is toothless
Zero points for Greg Monroe. However, if you’d told me that Monroe would have zero points and the Pistons would only be down seven, I would be pleasantly surprised.
halftime is peanut butter time.
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Multi-tasking during the game...
Keeps the ladies happy. I started working out during the games a few years back. My girl really likes that. No squats though. Only during lockouts.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Arkansas vs Kentucky!
Davis to try and set the block record of some kind???
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starting now on ESPN.
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If someone were..
Interested in watching this game whilst sitting in front of a computer, where could one go to do that?
NARC!
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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Curses. I told the Director this plan wouldn’t work. There goes the money for Timmy’s braces.
by fuerstma on Jan 17, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Find
Inert
Renderable
Sports
Tendencies
Rebounding
Offensively
While
Spectacular
Primacies
Obsess
Regarding
Terse
Superiority
.
Towards
Victory
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I totally assumed that was a sneaker ad before I read it
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
The thesaurus is the second app in my dock.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
fuerstma
I don’t know what your name means, but I like your sense of humor. JOIN US. Visit more oftens.
Kriz is making me sad.
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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Points in the paint
I’m looking for a points in the paint tally for this game so far. Anybody have any sources?
case and point about Jonas being a supbar 4
2 boards in 10 minutes this game with 2 fouls, but more importantly only 7.4 boards per 36 on the season with a defensive rebound% of only 17.5%. Even Stoudemire of all people is better than that and he’s universally considered a terrible defender
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
further proves my point
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I think the problem is that Jerebko is NOT a PF.
That’s the inherent problem with his statistical output: he’s playing out of position.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
I agree 150%
I hate him at the 4. I don’t get why some people thought he would be fine there.
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know about that
CV has a career defensive rebound% of 20%, and a 53% TS% believe it or not. His WS/48 in his past 3 years is also better than JJ’s. JJ might be a better man-man defender but what good is he if he has to keep fouling his man?
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but the stats suggest CV would actually be a better replacement
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Not to mention.
His drop in Defensive Rebounding % isn’t nearly as bad as his laughable offensive rebounding %.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Our biggest problem is defensive rebounds
We’re fine on the offensive glass as is
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Problem is that
You’d receive a minimal improvement on the defensive glass and a significant drop on the offensive end.
Not to mention, we’re 14th in terms of offensive rebounding percentage and 18th in terms of defensive rebounding percentage.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
yeah his last season there
The other 2 are while he was here. Surprising isn’t it?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Click here for career stats of Jerebko and CV.
Jerebko can rebound from the SF position almost as well as CV as a PF. If possible I would like to see them matched up whenever possible as a SF/PF combo for that reason.
I've mentioned plenty of times I think JJ is a solid 3
I don’t think he’s anything special, but a little above average because of his size advantage
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
This isn’t working out well. Hes not a great ball handler either.
by need4detroit on Jan 17, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
once again, I think he's a little above average
He’ll never be a guy that can consistently put up a lot of points, but he’s a great guy to spot up on the wing. He’s also a really solid defender at the position.
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
FS Detroit
FS Detroit comes through in the clutch and includes the numbers in their halftime graphic. Houston with 28 but Detroit with a surprising 24. Knight really tried to slice through the D in the first half.
What the hell's going on here?
4 free throws in the first half? All for Houston? Greg with 0 points on 3 shots?
I haven’t seen anything. Weird box score.
Detroit getting absolutely crushed on the boards
Detroit is playing some spirited D in spurts but is giving up a lot of rebounds. Houston with 24 to Detroit’s 15 in the first half.
We are the leaders and best :D
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Leaders at getting into undeserved Bowl games, maybe.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
that they won...
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And we won our Bowl game against a better opponent.
I’ll fully admit MSU didn’t deserve to go to a BCS Bowl game.
U of M didn’t deserve to go at all, nor did Virginia Tech.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
If Michigan State beat a better opponent, then why does it matter if they were in the "lesser bowl"?
you know who was better this year.
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so I guess this is feigned dislike as well
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
No, I genuinely hate U of M.
I can respect their accomplishments, and I sure as hell don’t really wish anyone to go to Hell (if it exists).
But as Tom Izzo said: Fuck those guys.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
so why?
I don’t see any reason to dislike us as a Tech guy. Last I checked most Mtech people are actually Michigan fans
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Cause I grew up MSU. I was MSU before I even went to school
I always rooted MSU. And their biggest rivals was Michigan. And I always used to get the “little brother har-har maybe next year” treatment.
So fuck ‘em. I’ve taken great pleasure in taking 4 straight from them in football. I loved watching MSU compete for National Titles while U of M was busy in the NIT. It’s no different with the Pistons. I can respect the Celtics, Bulls, or Lakers accomplishments, but I sure as fuck don’t have to like ’em. Fuck them and Fuck Michigan.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ahh the whole little brother complex
I always enjoyed that relationship consider Rich Rod is the only reason why their football team ever got on our radar. But alas I’ll gladly concede sports any day in favor of the better education.
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Do you guys hate me?
Im going to U of M next year
by need4detroit on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you
It just has nothing to do with U of M
by Danny D on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't hate you, nor do I hate BT.
I hate Michigan.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
People take it too personal
Go MSU
Fuck Michigan
Fire Joe Dumars
by Kriz on Jan 17, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
*sigh
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hahah
don’t worry i know your not serial.
by need4detroit on Jan 17, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck yes, Kriz.
I knew there was a reason I loved you.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
which kinda directly means you hate us
you been hanging out with Roco?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
......
We’re Michigan’s student body, representatives of the school. We’re more of the program than the administration is
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
it's a pretty big deal here
not sure how it works in PR
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Me and brgulker have traded jabs a few times about this
He never took it personally.
Fire Joe Dumars
congrats
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it's nothing against you as a person, BT.
It’s about the sports. It’s been established that I got my education (or lack there of) from a completely unrelated academy. I don’t really care about how good an education you can get at Michigan, it’s a complete non-issue to the whole thing.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
it’s a pretty big deal here – not sure how it works in PR
It’s a pretty big deal here if you went to a major university. I went to an art school, which allows me a special perspective on the whole thing. Instead of taking sides in the whole “MY COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOURS”, I get to laugh at both teams. AND I never had to pay to be indoctrinated into a pricey regional cult.
not sure how it works in PR though.
My father raised me to be a Michigan fan, even though my mom went to MSU
they’ve been happily married for 40-plus years. My wife is a Packers fan from a Packers family and I’d put myself with the die-hardest of Lions fans – it gets awkward, but I’m madly in love with her. Taking sports rivalries personal results in disgusting shit like this and means you’re doing it all wrong.
my parents are professors at michigan and if i told them someone on an internet forum said “fuck michigan” because of some kind of sports related something something they would blink in confusion then continue on with their lives. which is probably the healthiest way to handle these things
I Root For Both
But I chose USC over Michigan, because I couldn’t deal with winter there anymore (and my absolute first choice, U of Toronto, was definitely out of the question for that matter).
USC worked out ok though, even though by far iundergrad the worst of the three schools.
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by V. on Jan 17, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I completely get that
Usually I don’t take much headance to it, but telling me to go rot in hell was just a bit much. Clearly he didn’t mean it but in the heat of the moment I wasn’t thinking about that. That and you all know how much I absolutely hate sarcasm. I think it’s douchey and snide
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately, I literally run on deadpan snarkiness.
You probably wouldn’t like me in real life.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not my name.
It belongs to all of DBB (cause I wanted to be the Reverend Terrence J. Ice)
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Problem is my voice is perfect for snarking.
I was born to snark.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
That and you all know how much I absolutely hate sarcasm. I think it’s douchey and snide
Sarcasm >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> arrogance.
by Mike Payne on Jan 17, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
guess he's tired of the losing
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
How was that not a shooting foul?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT LONG ARMS!
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
But I got him a beautiful hand-knit sweater with extra long sleeves!
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Please don't let this be a message that Prince is an offensive force
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions
I wouldn't mind that at all
Means he’s actually worth a damn and becomes a movable contract
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I have to get props to the Rockets announcer for calling Chuck Daly an “immaculate dresser.”
by Birdman84 on Jan 17, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Moose gone learn today
Looks like he’s getting schooled tonight.
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Lol...Frank joking about drugging up for flights.
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UM > Pistons right now
Can’t deny that even if you’re a state fan
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe if you got your ass some education
You wouldn’t be chopping off your thumb as often.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
And has that reduced machete related accidents?
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
hell no.
my right arm is a giant scar. The problem is that I work at Meijer and fryers, slicers, ovens, and industrial dishwashers are incredibly dangerous and I’m incredibly non caring about my safety.
hence the machete incident.
Don't get yourself killed, poopz.
I need a ride to the next BYB meet-up.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
whodat
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
lol?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Foreplay Is Important
If you’re going to fuck someone, suck first. It’s the only polite thing to do.
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by V. on Jan 17, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I think Dalembert is just proving to be a high commodity this free agency period...
I would love to see us amnesty CV and devote a good piece of that to trying to get dalembert to Detroit.
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I feel like this is another game where we will never really be close to winning, but we will stay close enough that I don’t turn away. Uninspiring.
remind me again why we signed Tay over Dalembert?
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Veteran leadership?
I mean, Tay has a championship ring. He’s a winner. Of course, those are really crappy reasons, but that might be it. Or a bizarre sense of loyalty.
game over
I’m out like Herman Cain
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by bearded thundar on Jan 17, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions
Don't sexually harass anyone on your way out.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
All I Know...
I turned on the game just in time to see us get beat by a bunch of white guys and some dude with a girl’s name. What’s a Courtney Lee?
Glad to see the tank plan is in place: showcase Tay, which is like a twofer…enhance his trade value and guarantee a loss/higher draft pick.
I predict we’ll see new records for surliness this year on DBB.
Off to Vegas I gotta run…will check the Twitter feed.
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
Stacy Augmon?
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Oh God, I went to school with a Patrick Ruhland.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Bay City Central.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK WESTERN
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK CENTRAL!
funny story…during a BCC/BCW football game when I was on the field for halftime, somebody chucked a can of corn at me. That was at Central.
When we played at Western, they threw corn at us.
This was my JV year, so we responded by kicking their asses.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK EASTERN!
Funny story… during a BCC/BCW football game, I saw some jackass on the field at halftime and chucked a can of corn at him. A fucking CAN of corn, man! That shit must have hurt like a motherfucker. If I ever meet that dude, I’m gonna tell him I’m really sorry.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute...
There is no Bay City Eastern!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute...
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Hard not to look like a jackass in a marching band uniform.
I was a band geek. And I’m not proud of it really.
“he just knows how to play” “great feel for the game”
these Rockets announcers need to up their game with the “white guy is good at basketball” euphemisms.
JUICE BOX JUICE BOX JUICE BOX
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
So, are we seriously averaging 75 points a game?
Really seems like it.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions
Missed the game but 20 points for Prince! Tayshaun is back, baby!
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
Just flipped to the Jazz/Clippers game and Vinny Del Negro looks hilarious stomping around the sidelines. He looks like a reject from Glengarry Glen Ross.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
The Jazz are up by 19 going into the 4th quarter. Ouch.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Does anyone know the official ruling on offensive 3 seconds?
I was under the impression that it only reset on a shot that hits rim…is that not the case in the NBA?
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GOOGLE brought me to this...
http://www.nba.com/analysis/rules_10.html
scroll down a bit for offensive 3 seconds violation.
thats fucking stupid...
you just have to be in the act of shooting? I could have sworn that high school ball it reset only if someone shot and it actually hit the rim.
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