Pistons at Timberwolves: where Detroit hopefully sees its future
Detroit Pistons at Minnesota Timberwolves, Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM EST
Ahhh to be a Timberwolves fan. Despite a long stretch of difficult years, the Wolves are finally on their way out of the slums. They've got (arguably) the best big man in the NBA, an impressive pass-first point guard, a promising rookie and a collection of surprisingly effective role players filling out the roster. Believe it or not, David Kahn has assembled a real basketball team-- and if they win tonight, they'll be just two games behind .500 basketball.
It feels almost like the Wolves and Pistons are passing each other on the highway of NBA relevance. They're on to greener pastures, while Detroit is driving in a darker direction with no exit in sight. Eastbound and down, my friends...
Game Tips at 8:00 P.M. EST
Detroit Pistons: 3 - 11 (1 - 6 road)
Minnesota Timberwolves: 5 - 8 (3 - 5 home)
The Situation:
The entertainment tonight will be the match-up between Kevin Love and Greg Monroe. Both players can fill up the scoring column and neither is much of a defender (Monroe is improving, but he's no Ekpe Udoh, you guys). How these players score on each other won't be the interesting part-- it'll be the wrestling match for loose rebounds. One of the league's great rebounders takes on the league's best tonight, so fans of the discipline are in for a treat. What's more, since both teams hit less than 43% of their shots, there is bound to be a lot of rebounds in twin town.
Beyond Kevin Love, the rest of Minny's scoring is pretty balanced. Michael Beasley, Luke Ridnour, JJ Barea and Richard Rubio (not calling you Ricky, dude, you're a grown ass man) all present between 11 and 13 points a game. The interesting thing is that three of these guys are point guards. If you're reading along, Rodney Stuckey, you can earn some of your $8M payday tonight by showing us some of that perimeter D you're known for.
While Minny may be on their way to better times, they're not there yet. This is a winnable game for Detroit, and the same may not be said in the years to come.
Keys to the Game:
Perimeter Defense - No matter what you do, the big fella in Minneapolis is going to get his. What you can control is how the guards perform. The bulk of Minny's scoring comes from its trio of point guards, and defending them could turn the tide for the Pistons. Emphasize perimeter D tonight, L Frank.
Watch the Whistles - Kevin Love is shooting poorly for a big man this season, connecting on only 44% of his shots (which is surprising given his proximity to the basket). It's the 10 free throw attempts he's averaging per game that is helping him approach 30 ppg scoring. The Piston's one man frontcourt will need to be careful tonight, because foul trouble will certainly doom Detroit's chances of a win.
Feed the Moose - All day errah day.
Question of the Game:
What do you think Joe Dumars ate for dinner tonight?
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Richard Rubio (not calling you Ricky, dude, you’re a grown ass man)/blockquote>
His name is actually Ricard. Which I find odd, I expected it to be Ricardo.
Fire Joe Dumars
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PART DEUX
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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'd check that fact
But Wikipedia is down! I’d use the old way, but my S&H grocery store encyclopedias were new in 1993.
Fuck you, SOPA!
Try Catalan
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by V. on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why don't we just call him Dic.
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What up, Wolves fan here...
Battle of the ol’ cellar dwellers, huh. However, they are teams seemingly going opposite ways, as the preview said.
Can’t wait to see Wes Johnson vs. Austin Daye. Two of the worst players in the league.
by SirLusciousLeftFoot on Jan 18, 2012 6:59 PM EST reply actions
Rubio is awesome
Love watching him play. He’s the real deal. Great passer, knows when to shoot, and he’s a really good defender. Rebounds, too.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
by Thom not Tom Gores on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 PM EST reply actions
In Minnesota
we’re all bruised from head to toe because this can’t be real. We’re pinching ourselves constantly. Ricky (yep . . . grown-ass man who, rather than being demeaned by the junior appellation, elevates it) is too good to be true.
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
We should trade the two
Just for fun. I’d rather complain about another terrible player. Wes is unwatchable.
HEY EVERYBODY!
Snowpaclypse happened in Seattle today. Fun times. Got to work from home today!
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One nice thing about this compressed schedule
We can’t stay in the doldrums too long over a depressing loss, because hey, there’s a game the next night! Of course the problem with that is. . . .
there are some big games on tonight...
Nets playing the Warriors
Wizard playing the Thunder
We need to lose tonight to keep pace!
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Excited to see Love/Moose matchup as well as BK/Rubio
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Off Topic
ESPN’s Trade Machine is back online after being updated with new CBA figures. A point of interest is the inclusion of free agent restrictions and the date upon which they expire. Newly signed free agents Rodney Stuckey and Tayshaun Prince are eligible for trade as soon as March 1.
not that it fucking matters, though.
by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it does...
its just one more thing to get our hopes up for before being disappointed!
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I really am hopeless
Even this season, I am excited for each game!
Same
It’s all because of Moose though. And a little bit of JJ and BK
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i'm on my 6th bottle of red/4th bottle of white
in the past 6 days or so. Need to finalize the last 2 wines for the wedding.
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So far the booze order is as follows:
Pre-Ceremony: JK Scrumpy’s Winter Hard Cider
Red: 3 Legged Red Table Wine from Dunham Winery in Walla Walla, WA
White: Novelty Hill Sauvignon Blanc from Redmond, WA
Sparkling: Prosecco
Beers:
Hale’s Ales Troll Porter (Ballard, WA)
Manny’s Pale Ale (Georgetown Neighborhood, Seattle, WA)
Pike Place Brewery Naughty Nellie Blonde Ale (Downtown Seattle, WA)
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especially in February :-)
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he's acquired more hair during the lockout.
he gained 12% increase in body hair with the extra time to work on it.
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This is tough work.
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What do you do when your wine taster is broken?
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just call me Bruce Willis cuz I be Unbreakable.
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Damn what a recovery and shot by Moose
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thats the kind of fade away that once he gets it down, will make him absolutely unstoppable
That Roscoe high release fadeaway. Oh man…its so sexy.
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I know DBB loves Dunks,
but I love Monroe’s soft touch at the basket. His soft-little lefty lay-ups seem so effortless, like he can’t miss even when defended.
Damn you and your foul trouble Moose!!!!
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He's going to destroy Darko.
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that is some ticky tack bullshit.
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oops

I am watching tonight to watch him pass the rock
By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!
That is some serious bullshit.
JJ was stationary going straight up.
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She said it! She said it!
Bring the recs, motherfuckers!
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
SOPA is down baby!
Kudos to Barack for standing up for the people
Without a doubt, squats are a cure for everything.
by bearded thundar on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
A buddy of mine went to a town hall meeting hosted by our Congressman and respectively informed the Congressman that he has uncredited stock photos on his personal website and should face five years.
by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It's about time that Barak grew a pair.
He’s been really disappointing to a lot of us. Remember all his talk about openness and whistle-blower protection? He’s prosecuted more people under the Sedition Act of 1917 than ALL PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS COMBINED. http://www.boilingfrogspost.com/2011/05/16/when-it-comes-to-whistleblowers-obama-worse-than-nixon-far-worse-than-bush/
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well see the thing about Barak Obama is...
…shit, I almsost started about politics
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
..so Greg Monroe is better than the entire 2004 squad, and Detroit Bad Borrachos has been converted to a political forum.
…where’s my percocet
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Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
well I know where to find him, he rarely gets to sleep indoors
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Rec'd.
(I’m just visiting from CH.)
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Heh.
No titles, please. I’m trying to be casual. (Causal? That would be different.)
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
CH? Switzerland?
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 20, 2012 7:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know what
Fuck you refs! Monroe had 5 points and you give him 2 bullshit calls
ruining his 104 points per36.
Is it weird to anyone else
that we have two first-time commenters in this thread with Big Boi-inspired names? DaddyFatSax and SirLuciousLeftFoot
Didn't even notice.
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It seems like Love misses on purpose to get his own rebound sometimes and pad the stats
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98% sure thats what he does.
now i see how he gets 15 boards/game
by need4detroit on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
So at this point we really have to consider
That Tayshaun is our worst player.
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ME TWO!
- Chocolate Vanillawafer
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly, I’d rather have CV on the court at this point. At least he can shoot…sometimes.
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sure, but either way, he's out because of a "sore ankle"
that just started hurting one day.
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Food for thought:
-Austin Daye still has “potential”…we’re long past the peak of Tayshaun’s skills
-Austin Daye doesn’t play enough to hurt us as much as Tayshaun does
-Austin Daye will, on occasion, pass to Moose
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American Idol on TV, Pistons on the computer, DBB on my Galaxy Nexus.
Excellent.
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by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM EST via Android app reply actions
weak.
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wait until you are married.
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by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I love Ben Wallace.
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maybe I am...
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am I the only one who thinks Kevin Love has abit of a Sean Taylor Scott look going on?
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If you mean Seann William Scott...
….then there is a bit of Minny trivia to add to the mix. Scott grew up in Cottage Grove, MN and played basketball on the Park HS team with former Minnesota Gopher and LA Laker Sam Jacobsen. #worthlesstrivia
I remember because I played in a summer league game that featured Scott....
….Jacobsen and current USC coach Lane Kiffen. It was the douchiest high school game ever played. So much frosted hair. It would fit right in with Vanilla Ice 90s night at the Palace.
Wow.
I can almost feel the dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun.
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
and next month is 2012 still, btw
not some trip to the 90s in heWizard’s little time machine (buy it here)
Hey, Packey
Not everyone can have a huge time machine, alright?
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Hump is from Minny....
….but not a cake eater. Cake eaters are from Edina (posh inner-ring suburb); Hump went to school in Hopkins, which is where all the good basketball players seem to magically transfer to.
Jake Sullivan is definitely “one of us”. So is Milwaukee rookie Jon Leuer.
The upside?
The two are equal at basketball and acting!
True story.
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
Good job getting to the rim Knight
try to finish now
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Really MP?
8=======D – - – - -
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it is all of those things and none of those things all at the same time.
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it came from this place
http://bloggaforaflogga.blogspot.com/2009/12/nba-high-five.html
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I'm completely disappointed that we're winning this game.
Although this is pretty much how the Warriors game started out…
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Monroe was only on pace
for 60 point and 36 rebounds
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Per 36?
He could still get 36 minutes in this game.
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Bla bla bla.
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Is that the guy from The Crow?
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wait no...its criss angel isn't it.
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Combo Point Forwards you mean?
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is hat two blocks by JJ?
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I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU!
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lol.
I was quoting Big Lebowski but I like me some Chang/Hangover.
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Jason started daydreaming about buddy's pizza...
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Knight needs to learn from Stuckey how to draw fouls when he takes it to the rim
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He is normally really good at that
I am confused.
where did everybody go?
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Back to the pile.
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I would do a Randolph for Daye trade.
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Even though Knight is 1-7 right now
He’s looked pretty impressive not turning the ball over and getting some nice assists/crashing the boards.
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I
We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.
by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
H
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I don't know what this is,
but it’s impressive.
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Oops
I’d love a pass-first pointguard. Especially if he could rebound
We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.
by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
He is skinny
and 5 first half assists doesn’t hurt.
What do you think of his D?
We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.
by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Problem to me comparing the two on defense
is knight is playing with a bad defensive team. And i’m a firm believer in team defense. Hes definitely quick enough to be effective.
Maybe
He’s got a better shot than Rondo did coming into the NBA. Although his shooting tonight isn’t really helping my point.
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pretty much par for the course for him
looks like he’s doing a lot more than he’s doing.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
Can Knight
Have one of those games Stuckey has when he is called out and play pass-first basketball?
by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
5 assists for Knight!
I mean nice shot, Stuckey
We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.
by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions
yeah i'd love to see us in the postseason too
but not with a draft class this good, a roster this bad, and a future this bleak. But a blow out in our favor every once in a while is good by me
I can't believe
another team is being worse offensively than us!
Because their PG looks like Knight circa. 1 week ago
We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.
by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions
I want a schnitzel crust.
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What about a Schneizel one?
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
no.
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Maximum Moose!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions
No matter what they say?
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Love definitely took a swing at Maxiell there
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YEAH RIGHT.
yeah…right.
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Quoting Minny's Broadcast again:
Greg Monroe is Nice. He’s a nice player… From Georgetown…He’s got a mean streak.
He’s long. He has long arms. He has a long torso. Long.
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more like, "he's long. He has long arms. From Georgetown...he's short sometimes too.
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Tolliver
Ugliest man in the NBA?
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still delonte west.
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Someone get Sam Cassell out of retirement!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Popeye Jones?
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Gonna have to go with Kendrick Perkins
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not a chance.
there are WAAAY worse looking guys than him.
idk
When he’s got the goatee and everything. Pretty ugly face
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Delonte FTW
I have no clue what Gloria saw in him. It’s hard to be that ugly without some sort of deformity.
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
Even with this late run, T'Wolves still only shooting 29%.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions
Nice write up but...
There were a couple of glaring mistakes.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions
They said the same thing about your urine tests.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
There were a couple of glaring mistakes with my urine test?
…that doesn’t even make sense.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
He hasn't failed a single one
I think you’re mistaken.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
What were the "couple of glaring mistakes"?
I still don’t get it.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get why you smoke so much pole
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sure it does
there was santorum in your urine test. what have you been up to, LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG?
It was all frothy, too.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not looking good for Detroit City...
Two biggest music stars are in their 40s.
and
The Wolves are only 4 points down and have shot less than 30% for the half.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions
Math isn't your strong-suit, is it?
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Why don't you go...
lose yourself. Your team is about to hit rock bottom and I have no apologize for that. My name is LanceArmstong and I am no role model.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I have no apologize your face ugly. My name Boourns.
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Like you're about to get a ton of balls in this years lottery
Oh wait
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I bet ya we get less balls in the lottery than you get in your mouth on a daily basis.
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Are all Pistons fans in middle school?
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
yes
hiding in the boys locker room with a video camera
by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How did everyone miss this one?
Very sneaky-clever. I chortled…
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Considering you completely ignored my wager, I'm guessing you wouldn't want to take the bet
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I'll take the bet.
What is it?
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
See above.
You need to put down the cock and pay attention.
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speaking of balls
do you think Armstrong kept his other one, you know like a trophy? In formaldehyde or something
I feel like I'm in a poor county in the deep south.
This is hilarious. Keep going!
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
And I'll respond when I'm done banging his sister!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Have you noticed a pattern, Lance?
You were banned from CH. You’ve been banned from every Timberwolves-opposing board. You are a jackass. Either it amuses you to play the part of an idiot and get everyone to despise you, or you don’t have the mental faculties to understand that the crap that you post is idiotic and obnoxious.
In either case, I implore you to stop. By playing the part of a Wolves fan you spread the notion that there are stupid Wolves fans (well, of course there are, but not like this).
Just stop. Thank you.
-Cynical Jason
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
I hope its the same elsewhere, but here on DBB we ignore these clowns and don’t allow them to represent the opposing fanbase. We’re pretty lucky to have a solid number of regular commenters from other teams who are pretty much a daily part of our existence. People from PoundingTheRock, GoldenStateofMind, even FearTheSword regularly join us to the point that they know our memes and revel in them
I hope to see you around the next game thread, Cynical Jason.
I'll be around.
You guys seem like a good gang. Good luck the rest of the season!
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
You mean good luck losing a lot of games so we can draft an awesome player, right?
by garrettelliott on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
I mean
whatever good luck you want to have.
The Wolves don’t associate luck with the draft. Think of this history:
In a two-player draft (Shaq, Zo) the Wolves pick third (Laettner) despite having the worst record.
The Wolves draft Ray Allen—and then trade him for S. Marbury, who subsequently goes batshit insane.
The Wolves draft Brandon Roy—and then trade him for Randy Foye. Nuff said.
Those are just three examples of why we don’t trust the draft lottery (which we acknowledge is the most likely area for championship improvement).
Yeah, sorry about the Darko thing. We’re working through that right now.
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
We are killing it!
Actually, we still are not great, but Minny is playing even less great. Their offense was all kinds of shit.
Good teams always let bad teams stay around.
The Wolves are playing with Detroit.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ever watch an NBA game before?
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ever watch an NBA game while smokin' some dude's pole?
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What's up with the hate, Boo?
Mr. Armstrong has behaved himself. Why can’t you be friendly?
My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.
he has?
I was under the impression he was generally being a troll. Then again I’m not paying all that close attention. He just seems to be acting like a jackass so I figured I’d return the sentiment.
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Maybe that's what the LIVESTRONG stands for?
Like a god damn cockroach.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's biased
Just because the dude smokes a ton of pole doesn’t mean he should be banned from SBN sites…
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Yeah!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
just wondering...have i run this one into the ground yet?
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he actually came in snarky
and is still snarky. Boo’s been on it from the start, but a little on the homophobic-sounding side, IME.
Well, you did sort of start trash talking as soon as you arrived
That sort of thing can get you labeled as a troll right away.
With that said, we have been a little over the top with the hate thus far.
My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.
yeah and I'm in desperate need of a BJ...
but red wine does that to me.
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lolz...
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Thanks Boourns. That means a lot coming from you.
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
I bet it does
;-)
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Mind you I have nothing wrong with it, but its obviously part of the reason why he's so snarky.
He needs to open up about it. The point is, we’re okay with it, but he’d be far more interesting to talk to if he just accepted it.
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Yet he said it was a bad game.
I believe in Moose.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, that is a good point
I meant his scoring in particular didn’t look comfortable and in that game we needed his scoring.
that's sexy talk!
stop it.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
bwahahahaha!
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
This literally got this guy laid.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Moose is better than Love.
No one argues that in Minnesota
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
really?
you guys understand how awesomely wonderful gregory monroe is? I think we spend an unreal amount of time wondering if anyone but us sees his brilliance.
I don't mean hollinger.
I mean fans of other teams.
Something tells me Pek is getting extra time so Kahn can shop him to JoD
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Give him a break
He’s not a scientist! How could he know that!
I’ve never actually seen Rubio or Love play, so this is cool. I feel a sort of kinship with the Wolves because they’re also terrible (but still probably better than us).
To me it's fuck the bears and packers. I actually feel bad for the Vikes lately
and hope Ponder works out.
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I loved seeing them lose, but agreed on the ownership.
The only Viking I hate is Jared Allen, he can get fucked and die.
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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wes Johnson playing well is huge for us.
The guys really doesn’t deserve to be in there for this game due to his horribleness.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions
That's what I said!
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One fourth of a bushel of vich.
Quantities of whimsy!!!
by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
YOU JUST GOT KNIGHTED!
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eh some of both.
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definitely.
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I wonder if Timberwolf fans wonder what Monroe woulda looked like next to Love rather than Wes Johnson...
Timberwolf fans don't often think about the Pistons...
…to be honest.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Wolves fans on CH
regularly fantasize about Monroe. And then we go to our happy place.
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
I’ve found their overuse of cliches rather irritating.
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Do you think bad teams have better commentators?
I was thinking maybe it trains them to be good because they can’t coast on arrogance and actually have to say stuff.
Sup my darlings
..I came right in as the Pistons are pis-sing their lead away. What gives motherfuckers
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That means you're good luck
Fire Joe Dumars
by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
was there any reason to go behind the back there?
cuz it didn’t seem necessary to me…
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Is it necessary to look fucking cool?
I vote yes!
you can't LOOK cool, ya dig? Ya just are COOL, my man.
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We're gonna be in the Top 10 plays!
Getting Rubio’d.
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I did hear
He took a pretty remarkable dook today.
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I wanna pull Rubio's undies up til they hit his shoulder blades
mark ass buster
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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Tay block!
That’s why he’s got that fancy new contract!
Also, congrats on his 400th block.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions
Tayshaun w/Block #400
Congrats old man
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How does it feel to be watching a 21 year old kid
who is better than anyone who has put a Pistons jersey on the past 10 years?
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Have you seen the balls he's holding?
And not just the ones resting on the championship trophy…
by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and he profited from cancer.
So your name is based off of someone who loves cancer. Way to be, fuckhead.
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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And then three more…
(Should have been four more. Fuck Artest.)
by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As much as I love Moose.
Ben Wallace is one of the greatest defensive players of all time. Moose has a ways to go before he tops that.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I want to disagree with you
but I think Greg has a great shot at being better than any of the guys on the championship team as a total player. That said, Ben Wallace was a 4 time DPOY and arguments could be made for Billups and Sheed being better than Monroe may end up being. Only time will tell though.
If Monroe ends up better than any of those guys I will love every moment he plays on the Pistons.
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Ben Wallace
at his peak was, and I would argue if necessary, one of the top 3-5 players in the NBA for like a 3 year stretch.
I love Monroe but I don’t think his peak is as good as Big Ben, but whatever his peak is will be sustainable for a much longer stretch than 3 years.
by mcflies on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Oh I agree with that...
but considering how quickly he’s progressed, I think that level of player should be what we shoot for as fans with Greg. Not necessarily the same player as Ben (obviously) but equally dominant at his own skills.
He’s 21 years old. He could easily put some more weight on and gain a Roscoe turn-around jumper. And with better players alongside him has a legitimate chance at increasing his assists.
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I love Ben Wallace more than any single player in the league.
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That was Tay's contract year!
for this year…
by madpoopz on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
"Timberwolves have not led in this game".
10-4 good buddy
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I think he's a CB in the NFL.
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If I stop acting like a tool...
…will this community accept me?
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions
what the hell, sure
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interesting proposal
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
maybe one backwards
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okay so we've seen the negatives
what positives do you bring to the table? can you do any funny human tricks?
I say "lol" a lot
Which is good for moral
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
lol.
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do you like nachos?
do you like football?
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.
by bugman222 on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That was a pretty horrible fast-break.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions
silver lining: Tayshaun passed...
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oh man...thats a classic Pistons fast break...
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BALL DON'T LIE!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions
Mighty Monroe says, "here i come to save the day!"
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Wolves board is saying the same thing lol
Jonny "bag o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
vincent goodwill, y'all
That is why Tayshaun Prince is still wearing a #Pistons uni, y’all. 11-18, 25 pts
ohhhh
bad news
Tay takes 18 shots.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Eh, 25 points on 18 shots isn't bad.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t care if he randomly scores 50 on 25 shots. Tay should not get to take 18 shots.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tony D. Buckets would disagree.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I was sad about the lack of Tony D
It’s as though he gave up on us
(sniff)
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
I've always been suspicious of that dude and his opinions
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, it's terrific.
Look, I’m as bummed about the Tay signing as anyone else. But he’s not a bad player. Not at all. He’s still good. He can have great nights. Anyone claiming that Austin “Do I Get Any Points for Hitting the Rim?” Daye has been more of a net positive this season is just being silly.
The problem is that keeping $30 million worth of Tay to hold down the fort on a 3-11 team is foolish. Destroys the Pistons’ flexibility and avoids forcing any kind of change that might lead to a brighter future.
He’s played (based on box scores) very well this past week and that’s not an aberration. But his presence isn’t valuable on a team that will struggle to win a quarter of its games.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
At least it's not more than Moose and Ben Gordon combined
wait a minute…
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
Any time someone on this horrible squad can score 25 points against actual NBA players I’m not too sad.
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
so its the 1 out of 10 games that he puts together 25 points playing against a team with hardly any wing players?
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The Slender-Man version of Iverson.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
VG reads DBB?
So forgive me for being slighly annoyed when I’m branded as approving of bringing Tay back. Copy and paste to all your friends, LOL
=D

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GO LEG PISTONS!
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Wallace X2 > Stackhouse X2
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Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
I thought those were Theo Ratliff figures!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
I thin kthey're actually cuff links...
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Lego Piston Cuff links???
Thats like my favorite three things combined!
My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.
yeah those things are pretty sweet. If I could get them for my wedding I totally would.
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Campbell was 41.

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and evidently quite perturbed with Mike about it
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Wow I ain't seened Rodney in quite a spell
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
When did he become one of the worst shooters in the league?
Every time I take a peak, he’s something like 3-11.
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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Monroe gets the board
The sweetest words my fantasy team could hear.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions
Homer court advantage
Starting to take its toll
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It’s like a nicer Wal-Mart Center advantage!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
The Metrodome. The former home of the Minnesota "Fuck those Guys" Twins.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's Zygi Wolf's cocaine stash.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Snow.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Does 1987 still hurt?
How about 1991 with Black Jack?
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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
God damn those giant fans!
Stop switching their direction when we bat!
Scott Hastings was the greatest player in the league in Bulls vs. Lakers.
Alright Greg this when you got to cool everybody out and score some points
You got this
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
good news
Nets look like winning and Wiz somehow beat OKC
by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Hey!
I think I’m battling you in DBB fantasy this week. Good luck!
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
to be honest
I was in a coma on draft day- I am the pistons of the fantasy league!
by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ha!
My strategy was to drop all my bad players quickly and kick up as many top 50 dudes from this year as possible. You still did ok. Hope you’ve recovered well from that coma.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
You kept stealing all the guys I wanted a pick or two before it was my turn! I think I’m fairly happy with my team now though.
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
cheers
Well enough to sit on the couch and watch a lot of tv. Shame Pistons don’t get TV games here in Aus
by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
NETS AND WIZARDS BOTH WIN!
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This is huge...we need to lose this game stat.
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Which game stat?
Rebounds? Blocks? Dunks?
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I have always wanted to lose the dunk stat. Too flashy.
/1950d
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
& chuck taylors
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Stat infections.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Officially on this train.
Lose now, but let Moose loose to snack before future feasts.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
yes.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
This crowd being this into this is upsetting.
We can’t get a dull roar going these days.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions
fourth quarter collapse
ugh
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Must be nice
to be able to foul the other team on every single possession and never have to worry about the whistle. Which wouldn’t be so bad if it went both ways.
there we go!
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Barea, good pickup warlves
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Why? Seems to do the trick.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
I don't trust him...
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
they got my baby man
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Tayshaun is gonna fuck this up for all of us.
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Right on queue.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Kue?
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Cue?
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Q?
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
OT
Sons of Anarchy is a great show.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I don't like them shoving our Moose to the ground.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions
that's not what they're going for....
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
lol Barea
What a bitch. He was barely touched
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand - Kurt Vonnegut
Gracias Numero Ocho
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
total bitch.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
one might even suggest he is bitch..made.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Aint love a bitch?
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Kevin Love is a dirty player, unlike our beloved Moose.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions
and a bitch.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
a dirty bitch player.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
those are just horrible
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Kevin Love is often called the Charlie Villanueva of the NBA.
Whatever that means.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
he likes planking and his Aston Martin more than winning basketball games?
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
I have to say...
This is the greatest collection of fans, nay, people on the internet I have ever come across. This may come as a shock to you but occasionally people will ban me from posting on SB nation accounts due to my rabid intelligence and powerful wit.
This place is great and truly feels like the pirate den of SB nation blogs. I will stop now as I can sense the feminine part of me wants to come to the surface and say something. God bless you people. God bless all of you.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
let that inner lady out son
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
as someone above already mentioned...
…I only play swords with my genitalia and many do not share my love for such battle.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
uhhhh what other kind of swords is there?
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
do you lady bits and man bits?
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Can I say the "F" word here?
I wish to say the F word.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions
Fuck no.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
fiddlesticks...late to the partay again.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Want to play tummysticks?
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
That's not my belly button
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that's not my ear.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
red red wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
stay close to meeeeeeeeee.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I got my brownie patch in the fuck word at this very website
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
The sky is also blue.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Oh boy, my favorite problem is back.
FREE THROW SHOOTING
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions
What about herpes?
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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
How liberating! I just wet myself from jubilation.
by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions
Is it horrible
If I’m just looking forward to the draft?
by Taiwanese Tora on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions
Are you from the Detroit area by chance?
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Now that the Lions are good
we need at least one team to make the draft interesting
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand - Kurt Vonnegut
Excellent point.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Chant Airball and he knocks it down.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions
frustrating but beneficial
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he's just managing his energy output more effectively.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Woah, Blaxploitation Moose posters.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Epic collapse is
ep—expected
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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now your thoughts

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
bwaahahahahahahaa
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
that's some fucked up shit, right there
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yadel is a sexy bitch.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
did you find this picture?
or did you take this picture?
a buddy sent it to me
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
A "buddy", eh?
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Just noticed the pillow for knee comfort.
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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I just noticed that the picture is in a clear piece of plastic
by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
bwahahaha
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
I just noticed that the bachelor who took this photo doesn’t have a skirt covering his boxspring.
by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and lets his underjunk slap against it.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
proof its not me.
My fiance wouldn’t allow our house to look so bachelor-esque
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
N
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
T
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
M
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Man, I know it's beneficial to draft position.
But we’ve only won one game in our last nine (soon to be ten).
This kinda sucks.
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions
I agree
I still prefer to win. God only knows who we’ll draft anyway.
if its anthony davis, you'll say otherwise.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
meh...
thats the only high pick jod has really had. and its not like he was the only one who thought darko should be taken #2.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Friendly Reminder
Had Darko worked out, we’d be talking dynasty. Moreover, the fact that Darko didn’t work out is mostly on Darko.
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
Most edjumacated Pistons fans would agree.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd For "DDC"
But on DBB, you gotta spell it “Discount Double Choque”.
I trust I need not explain why…
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Discount double choad
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
They really like this Rubio dude
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
Will Jason Maxiell ever learn how to catch a fucking pass?
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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
If your hands don't work use your mouth!
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
The leader of the Monroadwarriors must take his leave
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Greg Monroe fouled out.
Fuck you, ya fucking refs.
Adrian Peterson’s knee is CURSED!!! Never to heal!
I will dragonpunch the closest ref. I want you to hurricane kick the other one.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
you're fucking funny, dude
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
The Twins are to dwell in the AL Central Basement for years to come!
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
No, they aren't stupid.
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Garrison Keillor will retire this year!
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
nerdy middle aged midwesterners' church
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Oh, let me clarify.
I HATE that show. But the joke itself was good.
It's like all of the beauty is gone from the world
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When you dip, I dip, we dip
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Did you say French Dip?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
lol. rec'd for perfect username for response.
Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Dumars dips his sooper subs in the blood of this franchise in lieu of Au Jus
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
speaking of high draft picks
Darko still sucks
by Taiwanese Tora on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions
You could argue that our lack of talent
forces those errors
I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com
Horrible dance music is the bain of my existence
I do not need your dance floor instruction. I have no desire to see unfunky white people clap on the one and three. I’d even rather hear one of the worst songs of all time; The Final Countdown.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions
was just spellchecking that!
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Bain is the bane of that trifling ass fool's existence as a Presidential candidate
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
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Tons of people getting fired.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I got thrown out of Kid Arthur's court for that once
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
on the toilet
I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com
No, I was in the corner where all the shoes go, if you must know
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Charlie Villanueva BRING HIM TO ME!
No, Charlie, you can’t bring the sandwich with you.
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I would seriously pay money
To see Joe D fight a tiger
I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com
So
Was this Frank getting severely out-coached by Adelman? No shame in that, really. He’s a great coach.
“Fuck, we’re getting beat by the Pistons? I don’t give a shit, let Tolliver shoot threes the rest of the way, I’m too old for this shit.”
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Maxiell
Click those ruby red sneakers together and go home.
by JoeDip on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I hate Maxiell infinitely more than I hate Villanueva, to be honest.
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t. Maxiell has at least contributed in the past even if he’s deteriorated quickly. He had some huge blocks and dunks years ago and I’m still living off the fumes of those memories.
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
is his mouth real crooked or is he just rather miffed.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Robocop is silver sir.
SIL
VER.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Except that one time when he was Blue.
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I need to go dig up that robocop thread
dig that dead motherfucker out and laugh
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Unfortunately Ricky Rubio is actually pretty good.
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions
love stinks
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
love hurts.
Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
Love Beer? Me too! http://jimbobsbeerblog.wordpress.com/
Follow me on twitter: #JimBobsBeerBlog
by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
love is a battlefield.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Love me long time
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
from Matt Groening
“Love is a snowmobile speeding across the frozen tundra, which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come…”
Beware the Ice Weasels!
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burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)
by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yadel.
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or it's Yaddle.
My Star Wars EU knowledge is at an all time low.
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd for immediate allusion.
Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
Love Beer? Me too! http://jimbobsbeerblog.wordpress.com/
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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
except assholes can be cool
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I don't understand, Kriz.
Can you be a little more direct?
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
when does it end?
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
no, I meant the season. I'm confused how many games are left.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
I was kiddin. I don't care how many are left.
DBB is 365 you bastards
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, We May Tie for Our Closest Loss of the Year!
Losing by less than double digits? That smells like victory to me.
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burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)
by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions
Hmm… my perception of Love really changed. Kind a B.
I guess it’ll be easier to hate him when he goes to LA.
Yup, even in MN we agree
We are no fools. His complaining and sense of entitlement is getting old. Best PF in the game, whatever. He still complains the whole game.
by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yup, just started this year. He is as annoying as Dwight Howard. Players that don’t complain like Rubio and Ridnour need to slap him.
by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Now that he’s all skinny he thinks he’s entitled to EVERYTHING!
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently...
someone told him this summer that he should shoot 10 3’s a game and complain about every call. It’s hard to complain when he’s clearly a great player…so I like to go on other boards to complain…
by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
You, sir, need a REAL power forward
Someone like a Charlie Villanueva. He dominates the post and NEVER shoots 3’s.
by JoeDip on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You all need a REAL wing player...
Wes Johnson! He’s…LONG…and ATHLETIC…and has a GREAT smile.
by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
can he stroke it?
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
What he does at home is none of my business
but he sure can’t shoot for shit.
Apparently he could at Syracuse, but no longer. It appears that he now has lost all confidence in his shot. As you see tonight he has the tools to defend and can slash alright. He sure can jump too. But he’s already like 37 years old.
by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Shhhhh.....
Anymore talk like this and JoD will sign him to a max contract!
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burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)
by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I saw a Ridnour interview after one of his last few games
He had 25 and 9 or something.
Dude sounded like Tebow after the game.
That shit was annoying
I think he was being sarcastic. That dry “serious-face” humor, I think.
by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Love is a stat padding bitch.
He can go suck a massive cock with his Minnie buddies. Barea too.
Fire Joe Dumars
How can Joe Dumars accept a paycheck for this pile of shit he puts on the floor. Even if we get a third lottery pick in a row, we’ll need at least 3 more to contend, and no one on the team has any trade value. I want to go egg his house.
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
I don’t want to contend next year. I just want us moving in the right direction. Right now we’re not moving any where because we don’t have the right parts. Slowly build, get some cohesion and sensurgency, build a strong core, play the right way, and start winning ball games.
/cliche’d
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
So we’re at least 2 years away from being where Minnesota is now? Nice work Dumars.
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
I have no problem with us being this bad.
I have every problem with us being this bad while paying a shit-ton of money to guys like Prince, Stuckey, Gordon, and Villanueva.
"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Who could ever think that handing out big contracts
to a core of Prince, Stuckey, Gordon and VIllanueva (until recently Hamilton too) would make a good team?
Besides Joe,
Fire Joe Dumars
I never thought of it that way.
In the past three years, JoD has given big and extended contracts to
Stuckey—PG?
Hamilton—SG
Gordon—SG
Prince—SF
Charlie—PF?
What an awful core. That starting line up would win 10-15 games. Toss in Maxiell as the 6th man and…wow.
A couple of good drafts in a row has mitigated the damage. But it’s still 15-20 win team that has been “rebuilding” for three seasons. And has no cap flexibility to do anything outside of the draft.
As the Burmese say, thei’ ma kaun ba bu"—(“Not so good…”)
Or as the Uruguayan might say, “Los Pistones chupan el culo”…
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burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)
by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm ok with having Gordon/Villanueva, Stuckey, and Prince
But only if we are furiously trying to trade them, not if we’re saying stuff like “We’re going to give them ANOTHER season” Or “He’s a BIG PART of young core” Or “He’s going to retire a Piston.” Fucking stupid.
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
2 Years
We’ll be .500 or better. I’m even tempted to write a FanPost about it.
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
Absolutely
That’s what makes horse racing, right?
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM EST up reply actions
It would require a total overhaul.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 3:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Pistons are last in attendance in the league, and last in pts scored.
That is not a good look
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
lol...
Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.
Love Beer? Me too! http://jimbobsbeerblog.wordpress.com/
Follow me on twitter: #JimBobsBeerBlog
by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
lol
That used to happen to me all the time when I’d be furiously tapping the steal button, which also happens to be the shoot button. And then I’d get the ball without knowing it and launch a 70-footer.
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I did that once in an intramural game
My buddy and I got super stoned and showed up for the game. My buddy was so baked he didn’t even want to play. I grabbed a rebound at one end of the court, looked at the clock and saw one second left and heaved a 3/4 court shot…. CASHED IT.
There were ten seconds left.
Whoa!
Dwight Howard had 25 boards tonight.
by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions
I can answer that
What do you think Joe Dumars ate for dinner tonight?
Something along the lines of this
YOUTUBE MONEY
We didn't lose the games, we just ran out of time -- Bobby Layne
pistons had a good night
only shitty team to lose was the hornets
by mcflies on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 AM EST via Android app reply actions
And to you, I bid adieu.
Or, a good knight.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 AM EST up reply actions
I will not be quitting my Daye job.
Punching self. Also, Daye-job could end up being like a Santorum thing. Also, I highly suggest you google/bing Santorum.
What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 AM EST up reply actions
Shout out to Señor Rick Perry, who finally read the writing on the wall, packed his shit and quit the race.
and when I say shout out I’m shouting out Fuck You, pinche cabron, because you are human detritus.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
Now that Perry is out of the race there are clearly 3 front runners
…but I can only remember 2 of them
Welcome... to the Wallace-hood
"Where Detroit hopefully sees its future"
“NO FUTURE, NO FUTURE, NO FUTURE FOR YOU!!!”
/Sex Pistol’d/
Free throw shooting was the difference
Us, 10-21, them, 25-34. It’s not just that they got 13 more attempts, it’s that we missed 11 FTs in an 8 point game.
Confession: I've hardened my stance on Kriz.
Boooooo, Kriz. Booooo.
by Mike Payne on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He has done a good job of ruining what could have been a good story.
Instead he’s part of a bunch of narratives, most of which interest me.
The insecure conceited egomaniac.
Fire Joe Dumars
Cheating On Ramon Again?
This is DBB, and this is what we do.
by V. on Jan 20, 2012 7:21 AM EST up reply actions
Going monochromatic ain't gonna make you badder, son
everytime I look at you I think of your silly afterschool special on where you decided to go two years previous but strung along a fuckton of people anyways because you can’t live without the attention.
Kobe’s getting older and slower and he’s a rapist pizza shit who just got pwned by his wife but he’s still a legitimate ring bearer. You’re second banana, second fiddle, sloppy seconds. Seconds at a seconds sale.
You ain’t fly so go ’head with your self.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
thank God
I don’t live in SW Florida
by Mike Payne on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Detroit's commitment to the lockout...
… is outstanding!
They really took the year off.
by prsancho on Jan 20, 2012 7:29 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
ordinarily I might take the opportunity to scold you for having such a thoroughly random-assed smattering of blog memberships
but you’re right. It’s like all those fools were on a jail bid and put on work release 14 games ago.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.
They are partially random
I am a Pistons fan in the NBA, I start to watch basketball when the Bad Boys were kicking assess, and I really love D-oriented teams. However, in other leagues, my fandom rests in other cities: Indians (MLB, because of Chief Wahoo) and Giants (NFL, because of the far-right SuperBowl).
So, I follow DBB, LGT and BBV.
I am also a DC United fan (MLS, because of their uniform), so BRU is in my account too.
The rest are random: just blogs that I thought I need to make comments in.
All the others
Word. That's usually a red flag for troll jerky boys, is all.
Here’s hoping the “bad boys” and D-orientation actually comes back to Detroit sometime this decade.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

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