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Pistons at Timberwolves: where Detroit hopefully sees its future

Detroit Pistons at Minnesota Timberwolves, Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM EST


Ahhh to be a Timberwolves fan. Despite a long stretch of difficult years, the Wolves are finally on their way out of the slums. They've got (arguably) the best big man in the NBA, an impressive pass-first point guard, a promising rookie and a collection of surprisingly effective role players filling out the roster. Believe it or not, David Kahn has assembled a real basketball team-- and if they win tonight, they'll be just two games behind .500 basketball.

It feels almost like the Wolves and Pistons are passing each other on the highway of NBA relevance. They're on to greener pastures, while Detroit is driving in a darker direction with no exit in sight. Eastbound and down, my friends...

Game Tips at 8:00 P.M. EST

Detroit Pistons: 3 - 11 (1 - 6 road)

Minnesota Timberwolves: 5 - 8 (3 - 5 home)

The Situation:

The entertainment tonight will be the match-up between Kevin Love and Greg Monroe. Both players can fill up the scoring column and neither is much of a defender (Monroe is improving, but he's no Ekpe Udoh, you guys). How these players score on each other won't be the interesting part-- it'll be the wrestling match for loose rebounds. One of the league's great rebounders takes on the league's best tonight, so fans of the discipline are in for a treat. What's more, since both teams hit less than 43% of their shots, there is bound to be a lot of rebounds in twin town.

Beyond Kevin Love, the rest of Minny's scoring is pretty balanced. Michael Beasley, Luke Ridnour, JJ Barea and Richard Rubio (not calling you Ricky, dude, you're a grown ass man) all present between 11 and 13 points a game. The interesting thing is that three of these guys are point guards. If you're reading along, Rodney Stuckey, you can earn some of your $8M payday tonight by showing us some of that perimeter D you're known for.

While Minny may be on their way to better times, they're not there yet. This is a winnable game for Detroit, and the same may not be said in the years to come.

Keys to the Game:

Perimeter Defense - No matter what you do, the big fella in Minneapolis is going to get his. What you can control is how the guards perform. The bulk of Minny's scoring comes from its trio of point guards, and defending them could turn the tide for the Pistons. Emphasize perimeter D tonight, L Frank.

Watch the Whistles - Kevin Love is shooting poorly for a big man this season, connecting on only 44% of his shots (which is surprising given his proximity to the basket). It's the 10 free throw attempts he's averaging per game that is helping him approach 30 ppg scoring. The Piston's one man frontcourt will need to be careful tonight, because foul trouble will certainly doom Detroit's chances of a win.

Feed the Moose - All day errah day.

Question of the Game:

What do you think Joe Dumars ate for dinner tonight?

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Monroe is improving, but he’s no Ekpe Udoh, you guys

Sometimes you murder me. MP
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by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

Richard Rubio (not calling you Ricky, dude, you’re a grown ass man)/blockquote>

His name is actually Ricard. Which I find odd, I expected it to be Ricardo.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Kriz vs. The Block Quote

PART DEUX

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

His name is actually Ricard

WE SPEAK ENGLISH IN THIS COUNTRY DAMMIT KRIZ!!!!

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd check that fact

But Wikipedia is down! I’d use the old way, but my S&H grocery store encyclopedias were new in 1993.

Fuck you, SOPA!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Why don't we just call him Dic.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you think Joe Dumars ate for dinner tonight?

Four to five entire Costco-sized bags of assorted Tyson Any’tizers.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

I was going to go to this game. Then didn’t.

/coolstorybro’d

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

What up, Wolves fan here...

Battle of the ol’ cellar dwellers, huh. However, they are teams seemingly going opposite ways, as the preview said.

Can’t wait to see Wes Johnson vs. Austin Daye. Two of the worst players in the league.

by SirLusciousLeftFoot on Jan 18, 2012 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

Aint that the truth.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Rubio is awesome

Love watching him play. He’s the real deal. Great passer, knows when to shoot, and he’s a really good defender. Rebounds, too.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

by Thom not Tom Gores on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

In Minnesota

we’re all bruised from head to toe because this can’t be real. We’re pinching ourselves constantly. Ricky (yep . . . grown-ass man who, rather than being demeaned by the junior appellation, elevates it) is too good to be true.

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

HEY EVERYBODY!

Snowpaclypse happened in Seattle today. Fun times. Got to work from home today!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

One nice thing about this compressed schedule

We can’t stay in the doldrums too long over a depressing loss, because hey, there’s a game the next night! Of course the problem with that is. . . .

by Toledo Joe on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

there are some big games on tonight...

Nets playing the Warriors
Wizard playing the Thunder

We need to lose tonight to keep pace!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone has to keep the seats warm

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand - Kurt Vonnegut

by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Excited to see Love/Moose matchup as well as BK/Rubio

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Off Topic

ESPN’s Trade Machine is back online after being updated with new CBA figures. A point of interest is the inclusion of free agent restrictions and the date upon which they expire. Newly signed free agents Rodney Stuckey and Tayshaun Prince are eligible for trade as soon as March 1.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

not that it fucking matters, though.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it does...

its just one more thing to get our hopes up for before being disappointed!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I really am hopeless

Even this season, I am excited for each game!

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Same

It’s all because of Moose though. And a little bit of JJ and BK

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm on my 6th bottle of red/4th bottle of white

in the past 6 days or so. Need to finalize the last 2 wines for the wedding.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

So far the booze order is as follows:

Pre-Ceremony: JK Scrumpy’s Winter Hard Cider
Red: 3 Legged Red Table Wine from Dunham Winery in Walla Walla, WA
White: Novelty Hill Sauvignon Blanc from Redmond, WA
Sparkling: Prosecco

Beers:

Hale’s Ales Troll Porter (Ballard, WA)
Manny’s Pale Ale (Georgetown Neighborhood, Seattle, WA)
Pike Place Brewery Naughty Nellie Blonde Ale (Downtown Seattle, WA)

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Only one i know
Pre-Ceremony: JK Scrumpy’s Winter Hard Cider

really good pick IMO for a wedding.

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

especially in February :-)

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Love is hairier than I remember.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

he's acquired more hair during the lockout.

he gained 12% increase in body hair with the extra time to work on it.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

This is tough work.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

What do you do when your wine taster is broken?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Just call me Bruce Willis cuz I be Unbreakable.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn what a recovery and shot by Moose

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

thats the kind of fade away that once he gets it down, will make him absolutely unstoppable

That Roscoe high release fadeaway. Oh man…its so sexy.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF

WOW moose i love you

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Monroe, mon frere!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Moose is bringin' it already

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Nice look by knight happy to see him passing nicely.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

I know DBB loves Dunks,

but I love Monroe’s soft touch at the basket. His soft-little lefty lay-ups seem so effortless, like he can’t miss even when defended.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Damn you and your foul trouble Moose!!!!

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Now they get to deal with The JJ.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

JJ

does not disappoint

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He's going to destroy Darko.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that is some ticky tack bullshit.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

oops

I am watching tonight to watch him pass the rock

By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!

by He-Man on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

That is some serious bullshit.

JJ was stationary going straight up.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, looked like a non-call to me. Offensive, if anything.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Minny broadcast guy just said Jerebko can play the 4 or the 5.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

facepalm

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

I feel like they are wrong.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ticky tack on Monroe and THAT’S not a foul on K-Love??

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

She said it! She said it!

Bring the recs, motherfuckers!

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck Grassley. You probably remember him, MP.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly, that creaky old bastard

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It's about time that Barak grew a pair.

He’s been really disappointing to a lot of us. Remember all his talk about openness and whistle-blower protection? He’s prosecuted more people under the Sedition Act of 1917 than ALL PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS COMBINED. http://www.boilingfrogspost.com/2011/05/16/when-it-comes-to-whistleblowers-obama-worse-than-nixon-far-worse-than-bush/

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

..so Greg Monroe is better than the entire 2004 squad, and Detroit Bad Borrachos has been converted to a political forum.

…where’s my percocet

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

well I know where to find him, he rarely gets to sleep indoors

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Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd.

(I’m just visiting from CH.)

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

No titles, please. I’m trying to be casual. (Causal? That would be different.)

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

CH? Switzerland?

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 20, 2012 7:09 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You know what

Fuck you refs! Monroe had 5 points and you give him 2 bullshit calls
ruining his 104 points per36.

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

JJ

doing the dirty work

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Nice pass BG

But Tay you are a SCOAMF

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

JJ saves the day, though!

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it weird to anyone else

that we have two first-time commenters in this thread with Big Boi-inspired names? DaddyFatSax and SirLuciousLeftFoot

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Didn't even notice.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't seen

Billy Ocean or Hot Tub Tony or Francis the Savannah Chitlin’ Pimp

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, that is probably really hard. I would almost be more impressed by that.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

So at this point we really have to consider

That Tayshaun is our worst player.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

ME TWO!

- Chocolate Vanillawafer

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Honestly, I’d rather have CV on the court at this point. At least he can shoot…sometimes.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

sure, but either way, he's out because of a "sore ankle"

that just started hurting one day.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Food for thought:

-Austin Daye still has “potential”…we’re long past the peak of Tayshaun’s skills
-Austin Daye doesn’t play enough to hurt us as much as Tayshaun does
-Austin Daye will, on occasion, pass to Moose

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

American Idol on TV, Pistons on the computer, DBB on my Galaxy Nexus.

Excellent.

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by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

weak.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

wait until you are married.

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by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I love Ben Wallace.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe I am...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

am I the only one who thinks Kevin Love has abit of a Sean Taylor Scott look going on?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

If you mean Seann William Scott...

….then there is a bit of Minny trivia to add to the mix. Scott grew up in Cottage Grove, MN and played basketball on the Park HS team with former Minnesota Gopher and LA Laker Sam Jacobsen. #worthlesstrivia

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by Stop-n-Pop on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

nay, worthlesstriviaFTW

by Mike Payne on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember because I played in a summer league game that featured Scott....

….Jacobsen and current USC coach Lane Kiffen. It was the douchiest high school game ever played. So much frosted hair. It would fit right in with Vanilla Ice 90s night at the Palace.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

I can almost feel the dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun.

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

get your frosted tips ready, everyone

Because Vanilla Ice is coming back to the Palace next month

by Packey on Jan 19, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

and next month is 2012 still, btw

not some trip to the 90s in heWizard’s little time machine (buy it here)

by Packey on Jan 19, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Packey

Not everyone can have a huge time machine, alright?

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by heWizard on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

The Hump is a MN Cake-eater too.

But do you remember Jake Sullivan?!

by TDP on Jan 19, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Hump is from Minny....

….but not a cake eater. Cake eaters are from Edina (posh inner-ring suburb); Hump went to school in Hopkins, which is where all the good basketball players seem to magically transfer to.

Jake Sullivan is definitely “one of us”. So is Milwaukee rookie Jon Leuer.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

The upside?

The two are equal at basketball and acting!

True story.

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Good job getting to the rim Knight

try to finish now

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Really MP?

8=======D – - – - -

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, that sorta looks like a— BOOURNS, THAT’S MEAN!!!

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

If you turn your head counter-clockwise, it kind of looks like Meeker from The Muppets.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

or like a cartoon baboon!

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

it is all of those things and none of those things all at the same time.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

God, I hope you made that.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

it came from this place

http://bloggaforaflogga.blogspot.com/2009/12/nba-high-five.html

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You should be thanking YOUR lucky stars

I can even type at all coherently right now.

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm completely disappointed that we're winning this game.

Although this is pretty much how the Warriors game started out…

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Monroe was only on pace

for 60 point and 36 rebounds

by mcflies on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Per 36?

He could still get 36 minutes in this game.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Knight and Rubio

0-9 and 7 rebounds. Exciting young guards.

by Packey on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Bla bla bla.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that the guy from The Crow?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

wait no...its criss angel isn't it.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

SLAYED

RIP Al Davis
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by dubzfan on Jan 19, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I like point guards who don’t play like stretch PFs.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Combo Point Forwards you mean?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

is hat two blocks by JJ?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN RIGHT JONAS

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

You fuck on me?!?!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

toodle-loo motha fuckawawawwwawww

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.

I was quoting Big Lebowski but I like me some Chang/Hangover.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason started daydreaming about buddy's pizza...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Uzbeki mansion with private parking space (Agence France-Presse)

by -PS- on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhh yes

That’s the house of the Uzbeki version of Mikhail Prokhorov.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

where did everybody go?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Back to the pile.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

By double-digits!!!

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I would do a Randolph for Daye trade.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

GO TAY!

March 1st is right around the corner dog!

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHA. that inbound foul was even worse than the ones on moose.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Even though Knight is 1-7 right now

He’s looked pretty impressive not turning the ball over and getting some nice assists/crashing the boards.

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

I

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

H

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops

I’d love a pass-first pointguard. Especially if he could rebound

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I may get shit for this but....

Hes sorta resembling an early rondo (without checking stats)

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

He is skinny

and 5 first half assists doesn’t hurt.
What do you think of his D?

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by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Problem to me comparing the two on defense

is knight is playing with a bad defensive team. And i’m a firm believer in team defense. Hes definitely quick enough to be effective.

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

He’s got a better shot than Rondo did coming into the NBA. Although his shooting tonight isn’t really helping my point.

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty much par for the course for him

looks like he’s doing a lot more than he’s doing.

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by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

arright arright arright

cool it guys, winning is not a part of our strategy.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

Monroe, 5 rebounds in 4 minutes

It helps the Wolves are missing EVERYTHING!

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

also,

does love get so many boards because minny shots this horribly every night?

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Can Knight

Have one of those games Stuckey has when he is called out and play pass-first basketball?

by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

5 assists for Knight!

I mean nice shot, Stuckey

We have our man. It's Stafford. It's Suh. It's Calvin. It's Delmas. What we need is Man Number Two to stand up.

by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Not sure

but it can’t last all game right?

by bluedogg on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Im a fan first and formost

It can last into the MFpostseason.

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i'd love to see us in the postseason too

but not with a draft class this good, a roster this bad, and a future this bleak. But a blow out in our favor every once in a while is good by me

by bluedogg on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe

another team is being worse offensively than us!

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Because their PG looks like Knight circa. 1 week ago

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by halfbackattack33 on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

I want a schnitzel crust.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

What about a Schneizel one?

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

no.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Maximum Moose!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

No matter what they say?

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Love definitely took a swing at Maxiell there

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

YEAH RIGHT.

yeah…right.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Quoting Minny's Broadcast again:

Greg Monroe is Nice. He’s a nice player… From Georgetown…He’s got a mean streak.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

He’s long. He has long arms. He has a long torso. Long.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

more like, "he's long. He has long arms. From Georgetown...he's short sometimes too.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Tolliver

Ugliest man in the NBA?

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

still delonte west.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone get Sam Cassell out of retirement!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Popeye Jones?

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Gonna have to go with Kendrick Perkins

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

not a chance.

there are WAAAY worse looking guys than him.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

idk

When he’s got the goatee and everything. Pretty ugly face

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Delonte FTW

I have no clue what Gloria saw in him. It’s hard to be that ugly without some sort of deformity.

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by V. on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Even with this late run, T'Wolves still only shooting 29%.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

They said the same thing about your urine tests.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

are you aware of what your user name is? do you pay any attention to cycling?

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t see any in the article either

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get why you smoke so much pole

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

sure it does

there was santorum in your urine test. what have you been up to, LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG?

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It was all frothy, too.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Not looking good for Detroit City...

Two biggest music stars are in their 40s.

and

The Wolves are only 4 points down and have shot less than 30% for the half.

by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Math isn't your strong-suit, is it?

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Why don't you go...

lose yourself. Your team is about to hit rock bottom and I have no apologize for that. My name is LanceArmstong and I am no role model.

by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no apologize your face ugly. My name Boourns.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got in

How’s everyone look?

by JWurm on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

I bet ya we get less balls in the lottery than you get in your mouth on a daily basis.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

hiding in the boys locker room with a video camera

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

How did everyone miss this one?

Very sneaky-clever. I chortled…

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering you completely ignored my wager, I'm guessing you wouldn't want to take the bet

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

See above.

You need to put down the cock and pay attention.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of balls

do you think Armstrong kept his other one, you know like a trophy? In formaldehyde or something

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

hang on

I’ll respond once I’m done banging my sister

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And I'll respond when I'm done banging his sister!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you noticed a pattern, Lance?

You were banned from CH. You’ve been banned from every Timberwolves-opposing board. You are a jackass. Either it amuses you to play the part of an idiot and get everyone to despise you, or you don’t have the mental faculties to understand that the crap that you post is idiotic and obnoxious.

In either case, I implore you to stop. By playing the part of a Wolves fan you spread the notion that there are stupid Wolves fans (well, of course there are, but not like this).

Just stop. Thank you.

-Cynical Jason

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope its the same elsewhere, but here on DBB we ignore these clowns and don’t allow them to represent the opposing fanbase. We’re pretty lucky to have a solid number of regular commenters from other teams who are pretty much a daily part of our existence. People from PoundingTheRock, GoldenStateofMind, even FearTheSword regularly join us to the point that they know our memes and revel in them

I hope to see you around the next game thread, Cynical Jason.

by Mike Payne on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll be around.

You guys seem like a good gang. Good luck the rest of the season!

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

You mean good luck losing a lot of games so we can draft an awesome player, right?

by garrettelliott on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I mean

whatever good luck you want to have.

The Wolves don’t associate luck with the draft. Think of this history:
In a two-player draft (Shaq, Zo) the Wolves pick third (Laettner) despite having the worst record.
The Wolves draft Ray Allen—and then trade him for S. Marbury, who subsequently goes batshit insane.
The Wolves draft Brandon Roy—and then trade him for Randy Foye. Nuff said.

Those are just three examples of why we don’t trust the draft lottery (which we acknowledge is the most likely area for championship improvement).

Yeah, sorry about the Darko thing. We’re working through that right now.

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

We are killing it!

Actually, we still are not great, but Minny is playing even less great. Their offense was all kinds of shit.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose has bounced back a bit, but is limited by fouls

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

hey did you guys notice

were winning? just thought id point that out.

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Ever watch an NBA game while smokin' some dude's pole?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What's up with the hate, Boo?

Mr. Armstrong has behaved himself. Why can’t you be friendly?

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by bugman222 on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

he has?

I was under the impression he was generally being a troll. Then again I’m not paying all that close attention. He just seems to be acting like a jackass so I figured I’d return the sentiment.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe that's what the LIVESTRONG stands for?

Like a god damn cockroach.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That's biased

Just because the dude smokes a ton of pole doesn’t mean he should be banned from SBN sites…

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

just wondering...have i run this one into the ground yet?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct

For example, even though Rick Perry looks like he’s smoked a mile of pole, it hasn’t stopped him from bashing tteh gays or runnig for President.

This is still America, after all.

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by V. on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

he actually came in snarky

and is still snarky. Boo’s been on it from the start, but a little on the homophobic-sounding side, IME.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you did sort of start trash talking as soon as you arrived

That sort of thing can get you labeled as a troll right away.

With that said, we have been a little over the top with the hate thus far.

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by bugman222 on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

IME, when it is clear that your entire MO when visiting DBB is to troll, nothing is real, nothing is forbidden, everything is permitted.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah and I'm in desperate need of a BJ...

but red wine does that to me.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

lolz...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks Boourns. That means a lot coming from you.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet it does

;-)

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Mind you I have nothing wrong with it, but its obviously part of the reason why he's so snarky.

He needs to open up about it. The point is, we’re okay with it, but he’d be far more interesting to talk to if he just accepted it.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever seen a grown man naked?

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose making the hook! He looks good. which is good because he looked bad last night.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Yet he said it was a bad game.

I believe in Moose.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, that is a good point

I meant his scoring in particular didn’t look comfortable and in that game we needed his scoring.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry Ra

Im a bit defensive over moose.

/internet hugs

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Love 11 pts, 13 shots
Moose 11 pts, 5 shots

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

that's sexy talk!

stop it.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

bwahahahaha!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

This literally got this guy laid.

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

that literally got you laid? or literally got him laid?

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

I had the same question

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

you guys understand how awesomely wonderful gregory monroe is? I think we spend an unreal amount of time wondering if anyone but us sees his brilliance.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Something tells me Pek is getting extra time so Kahn can shop him to JoD

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

The Moose's hands

are wonderful

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

I’ve never actually seen Rubio or Love play, so this is cool. I feel a sort of kinship with the Wolves because they’re also terrible (but still probably better than us).

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

BUT

T’Wolves fans are probably Vikings fans, too.

So I temper my excitement a bit.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, now, surely we Vikings fans aren’t all bad?

by Birdman84 on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

To me it's fuck the bears and packers. I actually feel bad for the Vikes lately

and hope Ponder works out.

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved seeing them lose, but agreed on the ownership.

The only Viking I hate is Jared Allen, he can get fucked and die.

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wes Johnson playing well is huge for us.

The guys really doesn’t deserve to be in there for this game due to his horribleness.

by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Is Pekovic auditioning to be a Piston?

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

That's what I said!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU JUST GOT KNIGHTED!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

My question...

is Knight taking bad shots or is he just missing good ones?

by madpoopz on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

eh some of both.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok.

but apparently his decision making has been pretty good outside of shooting tonight.

by madpoopz on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

definitely.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s badding missed shots. But really good.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Play-by-play dude has a great TV voice.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve found their overuse of cliches rather irritating.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t even go there, girlfriend!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you think bad teams have better commentators?

I was thinking maybe it trains them to be good because they can’t coast on arrogance and actually have to say stuff.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Kevin Love is looking svelte.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Nice give and go attempt by Moose and Wallace.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Sup my darlings

..I came right in as the Pistons are pis-sing their lead away. What gives motherfuckers

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

DON’T LOOK NOW

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

was there any reason to go behind the back there?

cuz it didn’t seem necessary to me…

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

you can't LOOK cool, ya dig? Ya just are COOL, my man.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We're gonna be in the Top 10 plays!

Getting Rubio’d.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Lies

Sportscenter’s Top 10 will be all Tebow.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I did hear

He took a pretty remarkable dook today.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It was in the shape of a cross.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanna pull Rubio's undies up til they hit his shoulder blades

mark ass buster

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

♥ ❤ ❥

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Tay block!

That’s why he’s got that fancy new contract!

Also, congrats on his 400th block.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

we give him alot of shit

but the boy has put in his work here.

by Danny D on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Tayshaun w/Block #400

Congrats old man

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Pekovic’s neck wants to be a Piston.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

How does it feel to be watching a 21 year old kid

who is better than anyone who has put a Pistons jersey on the past 10 years?

by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

All Star?

Do you know what basketball is?

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And then three more…

(Should have been four more. Fuck Artest.)

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As much as I love Moose.

Ben Wallace is one of the greatest defensive players of all time. Moose has a ways to go before he tops that.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

How quickly you forget our 6 consecutive trips to the ECF. But I can’t really blame you, considering you’ve never watched the playoffs before.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to disagree with you

but I think Greg has a great shot at being better than any of the guys on the championship team as a total player. That said, Ben Wallace was a 4 time DPOY and arguments could be made for Billups and Sheed being better than Monroe may end up being. Only time will tell though.

If Monroe ends up better than any of those guys I will love every moment he plays on the Pistons.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ben Wallace

at his peak was, and I would argue if necessary, one of the top 3-5 players in the NBA for like a 3 year stretch.
I love Monroe but I don’t think his peak is as good as Big Ben, but whatever his peak is will be sustainable for a much longer stretch than 3 years.

by mcflies on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

This.

Ben Wallace was a dominant player.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I agree with that...

but considering how quickly he’s progressed, I think that level of player should be what we shoot for as fans with Greg. Not necessarily the same player as Ben (obviously) but equally dominant at his own skills.

He’s 21 years old. He could easily put some more weight on and gain a Roscoe turn-around jumper. And with better players alongside him has a legitimate chance at increasing his assists.

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by The Boourns on Jan 19, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Ben Wallace more than any single player in the league.

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by Skylar on Jan 19, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

LAL = LOL

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

"Timberwolves have not led in this game".

10-4 good buddy

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

I think he's a CB in the NFL.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d for Amukamara.

by -PS- on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell, sure

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting proposal

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

I think you need to win some more tour de frances’s

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe one backwards

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

We accept everybody.

but we will harsh mellows if tool like arrogance appears.

by madpoopz on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

okay so we've seen the negatives

what positives do you bring to the table? can you do any funny human tricks?

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

do you like nachos?

do you like football?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

do you bring, or only receive rec’s for your typos/illiteracy?

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for moral

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a pretty horrible fast-break.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

silver lining: Tayshaun passed...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

oh man...thats a classic Pistons fast break...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

BALL DON'T LIE!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

GET UP AND STOP COMPLAINING TAY!

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

what a horrible last minute to the quarter.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Mighty Monroe says, "here i come to save the day!"

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah,

i just meant bad basketball, not simply bad pistons.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

vincent goodwill, y'all
That is why Tayshaun Prince is still wearing a #Pistons uni, y’all. 11-18, 25 pts

ohhhh

by Packey on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

bad news

Tay takes 18 shots.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Eh, 25 points on 18 shots isn't bad.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t care if he randomly scores 50 on 25 shots. Tay should not get to take 18 shots.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tony D. Buckets would disagree.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was sad about the lack of Tony D

It’s as though he gave up on us

(sniff)

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always been suspicious of that dude and his opinions

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

But no one can question that 53-point game.

by -PS- on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

link or it didn’t happen.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Mateen Cleaves killed him.

There were witnesses, but they’re hesitant to come forward.

by Shinons* on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, it's terrific.

Look, I’m as bummed about the Tay signing as anyone else. But he’s not a bad player. Not at all. He’s still good. He can have great nights. Anyone claiming that Austin “Do I Get Any Points for Hitting the Rim?” Daye has been more of a net positive this season is just being silly.

The problem is that keeping $30 million worth of Tay to hold down the fort on a 3-11 team is foolish. Destroys the Pistons’ flexibility and avoids forcing any kind of change that might lead to a brighter future.

He’s played (based on box scores) very well this past week and that’s not an aberration. But his presence isn’t valuable on a team that will struggle to win a quarter of its games.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Tayshaun has been terrible this season. And his best basketball is behind him. Nights like last night will become increasingly rare for the remainder of his contract.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Any time someone on this horrible squad can score 25 points against actual NBA players I’m not too sad.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

so its the 1 out of 10 games that he puts together 25 points playing against a team with hardly any wing players?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If cousins is a fat Iverson

Tay is a spaghetti version

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Taller, narrower Iverson.

by -PS- on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The Slender-Man version of Iverson.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

18 MF shotzzz?!?!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I would have guess that came from @vgoodshill. Maybe the parody is better than I’m giving him credit for.

Hey, look at the bright aide, Tay continues to increase his trade value.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

VG reads DBB?
So forgive me for being slighly annoyed when I’m branded as approving of bringing Tay back. Copy and paste to all your friends, LOL

by Packey on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty well convinced that Goodwill doesn’t understand anything about what it takes to win basketball games.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Forf quatta cowapz.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

=D

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEG PISTONS!

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wallace X2 > Stackhouse X2

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought those were Theo Ratliff figures!

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I thin kthey're actually cuff links...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Lego Piston Cuff links???

Thats like my favorite three things combined!

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by bugman222 on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah those things are pretty sweet. If I could get them for my wedding I totally would.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Elden Campbell figures!

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Campbell was 41.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope she was getting regular mammograms by then.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

and evidently quite perturbed with Mike about it

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow I ain't seened Rodney in quite a spell

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

When did he become one of the worst shooters in the league?

Every time I take a peak, he’s something like 3-11.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Monroe gets the board

The sweetest words my fantasy team could hear.

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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

Homer court advantage

Starting to take its toll

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

The dreaded Target Center advantage.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s like a nicer Wal-Mart Center advantage!

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Does not compare to the Bernstein Advantage.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The Metrodome. The former home of the Minnesota "Fuck those Guys" Twins.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Zygi Wolf's cocaine stash.

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Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Snow.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Does 1987 still hurt?

How about 1991 with Black Jack?

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by Cynical Jason on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

God damn those giant fans!

Stop switching their direction when we bat!

Scott Hastings was the greatest player in the league in Bulls vs. Lakers.

by newfy on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I missed our 4th quarter collapses

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

good news

Nets look like winning and Wiz somehow beat OKC

by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Hey!

I think I’m battling you in DBB fantasy this week. Good luck!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

to be honest

I was in a coma on draft day- I am the pistons of the fantasy league!

by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ha!

My strategy was to drop all my bad players quickly and kick up as many top 50 dudes from this year as possible. You still did ok. Hope you’ve recovered well from that coma.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You kept stealing all the guys I wanted a pick or two before it was my turn! I think I’m fairly happy with my team now though.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

cheers

Well enough to sit on the couch and watch a lot of tv. Shame Pistons don’t get TV games here in Aus

by aussiepiston on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

@brgulker: That acoustic “Thriller” was pretty sweet. And this basketball game is pretty good.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

AMERICAN IDOL!!!!111111111111

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha! I knew you’d be watching, too!

by garrettelliott on Jan 19, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

NETS AND WIZARDS BOTH WIN!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

This is huge...we need to lose this game stat.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Which game stat?

Rebounds? Blocks? Dunks?

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I have always wanted to lose the dunk stat. Too flashy.

/1950d

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by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Less dunks, more set shots.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

& chuck taylors

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Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll tell ya what’s just crackers, pal! That darn three-point line!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve always found those slam dunks quite swell.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Stat infections.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Officially on this train.

Lose now, but let Moose loose to snack before future feasts.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This crowd being this into this is upsetting.

We can’t get a dull roar going these days.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

fourth quarter collapse

ugh

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Must be nice

to be able to foul the other team on every single possession and never have to worry about the whistle. Which wouldn’t be so bad if it went both ways.

by gordbrown on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

there we go!

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Barea, good pickup warlves

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t like the guy.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Why? Seems to do the trick.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't trust him...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

they got my baby man

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tayshaun is gonna fuck this up for all of us.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

nope

it’ll be Gordon, he’s really good at that

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Right on queue.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Kue?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Cue?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Q?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Q?

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OT

Sons of Anarchy is a great show.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I prefer Justified.

I can’t stand Jax’s (Jacks’s?) gangster strut. Dude is a British actor – don’t be like that.

Plus that whole “Irish-stole-my-baby” shit from the previous season.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

haven’t started that one yet. is next on my list.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

John de Lancie is an automatic rec.

by Birdman84 on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like them shoving our Moose to the ground.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Are they calling plays?

There is no movement on offense

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

that's not what they're going for....

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

lol Barea

What a bitch. He was barely touched

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Gracias Numero Ocho

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Maxiell and JJ really got in Love’s head tonight.

Kind of a bitch.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

total bitch.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

one might even suggest he is bitch..made.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Aint love a bitch?

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Kevin Love is a dirty player, unlike our beloved Moose.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

and a bitch.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

a dirty bitch player.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

those are just horrible

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Kevin Love is often called the Charlie Villanueva of the NBA.

Whatever that means.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

he likes planking and his Aston Martin more than winning basketball games?

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a cancer to his team and the league?

by Birdman84 on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

None other than Jo-Jo Dollars Signs!

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

let that inner lady out son

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

as someone above already mentioned...

…I only play swords with my genitalia and many do not share my love for such battle.

by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

uhhhh what other kind of swords is there?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

do you lady bits and man bits?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Recommended:

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d for “the pirate den of SB nation blogs”

That’s darn near poetry, sir.

by Birdman84 on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck no.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you, bitch!

See, you can.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

fiddlesticks...late to the partay again.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Want to play tummysticks?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

note to self

don’t drink red wine with Boourns

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not my belly button

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

that's not my ear.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

red red wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

stay close to meeeeeeeeee.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I got my brownie patch in the fuck word at this very website

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the F-word was Biyombo...

…and NO! It’s too soon

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The sky is also blue.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Losing is good … right?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh boy, my favorite problem is back.

FREE THROW SHOOTING

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

What about herpes?

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

CHEETOS

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

How liberating! I just wet myself from jubilation.

by LanceArmstrong_LIVESTRONG on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

shit is taking a turn fer the weird

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it horrible

If I’m just looking forward to the draft?

by Taiwanese Tora on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Are you from the Detroit area by chance?

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that the Lions are good

we need at least one team to make the draft interesting

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand - Kurt Vonnegut

by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent point.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Chant Airball and he knocks it down.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

frustrating but beneficial

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. Totally gave up on that huh?

by bluedogg on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

he's just managing his energy output more effectively.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

God, I hate Wayne Ellington… and UNC.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Woah, Blaxploitation Moose posters.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

why is that building farting?

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Epic collapse is

ep—expected

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

show we can hang

then blow it for lotto balls. noice

by Packey on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

bwaahahahahahahaa

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

this

is the greatest thing mine eyes have ever seen.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

that's some fucked up shit, right there

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yadel is a sexy bitch.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Was this like a test of will?

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

a buddy sent it to me

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

A "buddy", eh?

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Just noticed the pillow for knee comfort.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

bwahahaha

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I just noticed that the bachelor who took this photo doesn’t have a skirt covering his boxspring.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and lets his underjunk slap against it.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

proof its not me.

My fiance wouldn’t allow our house to look so bachelor-esque

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the dingo ate your baby…

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

N

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

H

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand - Kurt Vonnegut

by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

T

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

o

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

R

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

4TH

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

M

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

racist

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

G

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand - Kurt Vonnegut

by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I know it's beneficial to draft position.

But we’ve only won one game in our last nine (soon to be ten).

This kinda sucks.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

I agree

I still prefer to win. God only knows who we’ll draft anyway.

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

if its anthony davis, you'll say otherwise.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Last time we had a high pick, we blew it. Just sayin…

by Ra's Head on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

meh...

thats the only high pick jod has really had. and its not like he was the only one who thought darko should be taken #2.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Friendly Reminder

Had Darko worked out, we’d be talking dynasty. Moreover, the fact that Darko didn’t work out is mostly on Darko.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Most edjumacated Pistons fans would agree.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I definitely Agree

with the Obie Trice quote in your sig

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd For "DDC"

But on DBB, you gotta spell it “Discount Double Choque”.

I trust I need not explain why…

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Recqued for Choque.

by -PS- on Jan 19, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Discount double choad

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's see what franks comes up with

If it’s IsoTayshaun, I’m leaving

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

They really like this Rubio dude

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

Will Jason Maxiell ever learn how to catch a fucking pass?

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

If your hands don't work use your mouth!

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The leader of the Monroadwarriors must take his leave

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

We're 10-21 for FREE THROWS?

Under 50% as a team for the game? Seriously?

by Toledo Joe on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

They fouled Maxiell a lot.

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Greg Monroe fouled out.

Fuck you, ya fucking refs.

Adrian Peterson’s knee is CURSED!!! Never to heal!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

I will dragonpunch the closest ref. I want you to hurricane kick the other one.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you're fucking funny, dude

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The Twins are to dwell in the AL Central Basement for years to come!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Because the Tigers will give up Jacob Turner and Nick Castellanos for Matt Garza!!!

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No, they aren't stupid.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

In Jod Theo We Trust

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

nice try INFILTRATOR

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Garrison Keillor will retire this year!

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Lake Wobegoing, going, gone.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

no.

not horrible at all.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that show is like going to church.

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by dandresden on Jan 19, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

nerdy middle aged midwesterners' church

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, let me clarify.

I HATE that show. But the joke itself was good.

by freywagg on Jan 19, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like all of the beauty is gone from the world

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

b-b-but Tayshaun is a point away from 30

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by Reno09 on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

A Tayshaun in the hand is worth two on the bench.

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

When you dip, I dip, we dip

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you say French Dip?

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

lol. rec'd for perfect username for response.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Dumars dips his sooper subs in the blood of this franchise in lieu of Au Jus

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

But he mixes the blood with BBQ sauce.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You could argue that our lack of talent

forces those errors

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

or

even our wonderful collection of poor ball handlers and decision makers.

by freywagg on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Horrible dance music is the bain of my existence

I do not need your dance floor instruction. I have no desire to see unfunky white people clap on the one and three. I’d even rather hear one of the worst songs of all time; The Final Countdown.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

was just spellchecking that!

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Bain is the bane of that trifling ass fool's existence as a Presidential candidate

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

not shown in picture:

he’s masturbating with a roll of 100s

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Not shown

Tons of people getting fired.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And their pensions being paid by the tax payers government.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I got thrown out of Kid Arthur's court for that once

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that like a Chucky Cheese?

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

on the toilet

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I was in the corner where all the shoes go, if you must know

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlie Villanueva BRING HIM TO ME!

No, Charlie, you can’t bring the sandwich with you.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I would seriously pay money

To see Joe D fight a tiger

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by heWizard on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not entertained

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So

Was this Frank getting severely out-coached by Adelman? No shame in that, really. He’s a great coach.

by JoeDip on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

“Fuck, we’re getting beat by the Pistons? I don’t give a shit, let Tolliver shoot threes the rest of the way, I’m too old for this shit.”

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You should be ashamed!

Beatin’ on the Pistons like that

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Maxiell

Click those ruby red sneakers together and go home.

by JoeDip on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I hate Maxiell infinitely more than I hate Villanueva, to be honest.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

remember when he was suppose to be like Ben Jr?

by bluedogg on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t. Maxiell has at least contributed in the past even if he’s deteriorated quickly. He had some huge blocks and dunks years ago and I’m still living off the fumes of those memories.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

is his mouth real crooked or is he just rather miffed.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the crank gnaw going on there, I’d bet.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

doing what?

giving Robocop a blow job?

by Packey on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Robocop is silver sir.

SIL

VER.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

but

but his dick is gold, jerry

by Packey on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Except that one time when he was Blue.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to go dig up that robocop thread

dig that dead motherfucker out and laugh

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That was two minutes well spent. I love number four on the list for Sheed’s awesome reaction. And of course number one had to be the “block of the year” on Chandler. So great.

by Birdman84 on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Gordon is not touching his shoulder

He’s checking if he still has a heart

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Unfortunately Ricky Rubio is actually pretty good.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

love stinks

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

love hurts.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

love is a battlefield.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Love me long time

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

from Matt Groening

“Love is a snowmobile speeding across the frozen tundra, which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come…”

Beware the Ice Weasels!

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

nope

Love is a green fleshlight and a picture of Yoda.

by Mike Payne on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yadel.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or it's Yaddle.

My Star Wars EU knowledge is at an all time low.

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for immediate allusion.

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

except assholes can be cool

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Austin Daye Sighting!

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

I don't understand, Kriz.

Can you be a little more direct?

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by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

when does it end?

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

no, I meant the season. I'm confused how many games are left.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I was kiddin. I don't care how many are left.

DBB is 365 you bastards

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

366 this year.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, We May Tie for Our Closest Loss of the Year!

Losing by less than double digits? That smells like victory to me.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm… my perception of Love really changed. Kind a B.

I guess it’ll be easier to hate him when he goes to LA.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, unfortunately I’ve always sort of rooted for UCLA. The O’Bannons and that Tyus Edney shit.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, even in MN we agree

We are no fools. His complaining and sense of entitlement is getting old. Best PF in the game, whatever. He still complains the whole game.

by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Granted, I watch four or five Wolves games a year, but I’ve never seen him act like that.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, just started this year. He is as annoying as Dwight Howard. Players that don’t complain like Rubio and Ridnour need to slap him.

by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that he’s all skinny he thinks he’s entitled to EVERYTHING!

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently...

someone told him this summer that he should shoot 10 3’s a game and complain about every call. It’s hard to complain when he’s clearly a great player…so I like to go on other boards to complain…

by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You, sir, need a REAL power forward

Someone like a Charlie Villanueva. He dominates the post and NEVER shoots 3’s.

by JoeDip on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You all need a REAL wing player...

Wes Johnson! He’s…LONG…and ATHLETIC…and has a GREAT smile.

by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

can he stroke it?

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

What he does at home is none of my business

but he sure can’t shoot for shit.

Apparently he could at Syracuse, but no longer. It appears that he now has lost all confidence in his shot. As you see tonight he has the tools to defend and can slash alright. He sure can jump too. But he’s already like 37 years old.

by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Shhhhh.....

Anymore talk like this and JoD will sign him to a max contract!

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw a Ridnour interview after one of his last few games

He had 25 and 9 or something.

Dude sounded like Tebow after the game.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That shit was annoying

I think he was being sarcastic. That dry “serious-face” humor, I think.

by Daddyfatsax on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Love is a stat padding bitch.

He can go suck a massive cock with his Minnie buddies. Barea too.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

How can Joe Dumars accept a paycheck for this pile of shit he puts on the floor. Even if we get a third lottery pick in a row, we’ll need at least 3 more to contend, and no one on the team has any trade value. I want to go egg his house.

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t want to contend next year. I just want us moving in the right direction. Right now we’re not moving any where because we don’t have the right parts. Slowly build, get some cohesion and sensurgency, build a strong core, play the right way, and start winning ball games.

/cliche’d

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

2012

Yeah! And as long as Obama is gone, our lives will be way bettar, morans!

/teaparty’d

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

So we’re at least 2 years away from being where Minnesota is now? Nice work Dumars.

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no problem with us being this bad.

I have every problem with us being this bad while paying a shit-ton of money to guys like Prince, Stuckey, Gordon, and Villanueva.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Who could ever think that handing out big contracts

to a core of Prince, Stuckey, Gordon and VIllanueva (until recently Hamilton too) would make a good team?

Besides Joe,

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I never thought of it that way.

In the past three years, JoD has given big and extended contracts to

Stuckey—PG?
Hamilton—SG
Gordon—SG
Prince—SF
Charlie—PF?

What an awful core. That starting line up would win 10-15 games. Toss in Maxiell as the 6th man and…wow.

A couple of good drafts in a row has mitigated the damage. But it’s still 15-20 win team that has been “rebuilding” for three seasons. And has no cap flexibility to do anything outside of the draft.

As the Burmese say, thei’ ma kaun ba bu"—(“Not so good…”)

Or as the Uruguayan might say, “Los Pistones chupan el culo”…

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by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm ok with having Gordon/Villanueva, Stuckey, and Prince

But only if we are furiously trying to trade them, not if we’re saying stuff like “We’re going to give them ANOTHER season” Or “He’s a BIG PART of young core” Or “He’s going to retire a Piston.” Fucking stupid.

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

2 Years

We’ll be .500 or better. I’m even tempted to write a FanPost about it.

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

NOW YOUR THOUGHTS. IN THE FORM OF A FANPOST.

by -PS- on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It would require a total overhaul.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 3:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I would have argued we could have been .500 after Iverson until we signed Gordon and Villanueva.

/what could have been’d

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Pistons are last in attendance in the league, and last in pts scored.

That is not a good look

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

lol...

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by The Boourns on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he was trying to hit the pass button

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by tads on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

That used to happen to me all the time when I’d be furiously tapping the steal button, which also happens to be the shoot button. And then I’d get the ball without knowing it and launch a 70-footer.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I did that once in an intramural game

My buddy and I got super stoned and showed up for the game. My buddy was so baked he didn’t even want to play. I grabbed a rebound at one end of the court, looked at the clock and saw one second left and heaved a 3/4 court shot…. CASHED IT.

There were ten seconds left.

by TDP on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa!

Dwight Howard had 25 boards tonight.

by garrettelliott on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

I can answer that
What do you think Joe Dumars ate for dinner tonight?

Something along the lines of this

YOUTUBE MONEY

We didn't lose the games, we just ran out of time -- Bobby Layne

by detpistons3 on Jan 19, 2012 2:07 AM EST reply actions  

pistons had a good night

only shitty team to lose was the hornets

by mcflies on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 AM EST via Android app reply actions  

And to you, I bid adieu.

Or, a good knight.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I will not be quitting my Daye job.

Punching self. Also, Daye-job could end up being like a Santorum thing. Also, I highly suggest you google/bing Santorum.

What's a hundred million between friends? Make a deal and let's get on with it.

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Shout out to Señor Rick Perry, who finally read the writing on the wall, packed his shit and quit the race.

and when I say shout out I’m shouting out Fuck You, pinche cabron, because you are human detritus.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

"Where Detroit hopefully sees its future"

“NO FUTURE, NO FUTURE, NO FUTURE FOR YOU!!!”

/Sex Pistol’d/

by Toledo Joe on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 AM EST reply actions  

Free throw shooting was the difference

Us, 10-21, them, 25-34. It’s not just that they got 13 more attempts, it’s that we missed 11 FTs in an 8 point game.

by Toledo Joe on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM EST reply actions  

This team is so bad.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Jan 19, 2012 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Stop being so fucking negative.

This team is not good. See?

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This team shouldn’t suck so much!

by garrettelliott on Jan 19, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This team is half full?

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by heWizard on Jan 19, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This is WONDERFULLY terrible

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by tads on Jan 19, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He has done a good job of ruining what could have been a good story.

Instead he’s part of a bunch of narratives, most of which interest me.

The insecure conceited egomaniac.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheating On Ramon Again?

This is DBB, and this is what we do.

by V. on Jan 20, 2012 7:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Going monochromatic ain't gonna make you badder, son

everytime I look at you I think of your silly afterschool special on where you decided to go two years previous but strung along a fuckton of people anyways because you can’t live without the attention.

Kobe’s getting older and slower and he’s a rapist pizza shit who just got pwned by his wife but he’s still a legitimate ring bearer. You’re second banana, second fiddle, sloppy seconds. Seconds at a seconds sale.

You ain’t fly so go ’head with your self.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Do You Want More?!!!??!

by -PS- on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

thank God

I don’t live in SW Florida

by Mike Payne on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ordinarily I might take the opportunity to scold you for having such a thoroughly random-assed smattering of blog memberships

but you’re right. It’s like all those fools were on a jail bid and put on work release 14 games ago.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

They are partially random

I am a Pistons fan in the NBA, I start to watch basketball when the Bad Boys were kicking assess, and I really love D-oriented teams. However, in other leagues, my fandom rests in other cities: Indians (MLB, because of Chief Wahoo) and Giants (NFL, because of the far-right SuperBowl).

So, I follow DBB, LGT and BBV.

I am also a DC United fan (MLS, because of their uniform), so BRU is in my account too.

The rest are random: just blogs that I thought I need to make comments in.

All the others

by prsancho on Jan 20, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Word. That's usually a red flag for troll jerky boys, is all.

Here’s hoping the “bad boys” and D-orientation actually comes back to Detroit sometime this decade.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Jan 20, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

theres a LGTG sbn blog?

follow me on twitter: @danieldresden

by dandresden on Jan 22, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I usually do better

I just needed to throw up a bit. Now, I am fine!

by prsancho on Jan 21, 2012 8:36 AM EST reply actions  


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