and don’t want to be offensive if there is something you’re offended by, my man, but I’m with MFPPZ here. I’m with you if a t-shirt was made about a player who had a medical condition they could not control, that effected their life in a way we couldn’t understand, and that the player was made fun of for it. Take Charlie Villanueva. I can’t stand what he stands for on court, but if anyone should say anything remotely off-color about his condition, I will lose my shit. I will knock hard in his defense.

But in Anthony Davis’ case? Man, if I didn’t shave my shit, I’d have a fucking unibrow. All this kid needs to do is touch a razor to the spot between his eyes. It’s that simple. But since he doesn’t, it’s fair as shit to talk about. And it’s not like we’re saying “oh my god, look at that brainless clown that doesn’t shave his shit”, we’re celebrating that admittedly-unfortunate-looking part of his character and would consider wearing t-shirts in its honor.

I don’t get how that’s offensive, but I’m open to being shown how it could be. If it’s a dick move to make fun of him, I’m prepared to repent.