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Pistons at Nets: Third Time's the Charm?

Detroit Pistons at New Jersey Nets, Feb 1, 2012 7:30 PM EST


Tonight, the Pistons will conclude a back-to-back-to-back, courtesy of the generous NBA owners. Cramming 66 games into an abbreviated schedule was genius enough, but forcing teams to play on the road for three consecutive nights? Brilliant. Oh yeah, the Nets also played on the road last night in Indiana, where the Pacers had their way during the second half.

Two bad teams on tired legs. What more could a fan ask for? Quantity over quality is always the best way to please your consumer base.

But I digress.

Game Tips at 7:30pm EST

Detroit Pistons: 4 - 19 (1 - 11 road *shudder*)

New Jersey Nets: 7 - 15 (2 - 6 home)

The Situation:

Both of these teams suck. Both teams lost on the road last night, and this game is even more likely to be ugly as a result. Additionally, both teams are depleted by injury. The Nets have been without their starting centre, Brook Lopez, all season and recently lost promising rookie MarShon Brooks to a foot injury. Former Piston Mehmet Okur is a shadow of who he was while wearing the Red, White, and Piston Blue, but he's also out with a bad back. The Pistons remain without the services of Will Bynum, Ben Gordon, and Charlie Villanueva.

However, the Nets are playing at home - the Pistons have only won one game on the road - and they have Deron Williams. That may be enough to tip the scale in their favor.

By the advanced metrics, Deron Williams is having a bit of a down year, due largely to a decline in offensive efficiency (i.e., shooting efficiency and turnovers). However, he's still as dangerous as they come, as he demonstrated last night in Indiana where he dropped 34 points (on 20 shots) and dished out 7 assists. Knight, Stuckey, and Russell will all get a chance to try slowing Williams down, and they'll certainly have their hands full. Pick and roll fer days, if I'm Avery Johnson.

Williams is the obvious focal point of the Nets' offense, and he's equally dangerous creating for himself or others, but he's not the only threat the Pistons will need to keep in check.

Many believed Kris Humphries was a one-hit wonder. On the basketball court, at least, this doesn't appear to be the case. He's following up last year's career season by averaging a double double this year -- scoring just under 13 points and grabbing just under 11 boards per contest. Say what you will about his antics off the court, Kris Humphries is the type of bruising, blue-collar big man I'd welcome as a Pistons every day of the week. The Pistons have had a habit of making guys like him look like All Stars over the past couple seasons. Box him out, please.

The Nets also have weapons from behind the arc, which will keep the Pistons perimeter defenders from helping on Williams' penetration. Sharp-shooting Anthony Morrow is coming off an excellent shooting performance in Indiana, scoring 28 points on 17 shots, including 5-8 from behind the long line. Jordan Farmar is having a quietly good season, shooting a blistering 46% from deep. With the injury to Brooks, Farmar should see time at both guard spots off the bench. The Pistons can't afford to leave a hand down on these two, because we all know what happens after hand down...

Keys to the Game:

Contain dribble penetration: This, of course, is easier said than done, and of course, should be at the very top of the Pistons' scouting report. This Nets team isn't going to win many games if Deron Williams isn't playing well. The more the Pistons can do to make his life difficult, the better.

Pick up the pace: Please? Pretty please? Pretty, pretty please? The Pistons continue to play at the slowest pace in the league. Honestly, I have no idea if playing any faster will increase the chances of winning; bad basketball is bad basketball in slow motion or fast forward. But, I'd much rather watch this team get out on the break and attack quickly regardless of outcome than I would watch almost everything we've seen up to this point.

Move the ball: In the most ironic comment of the year (decade?), Tayshaun Prince is on to something. And while we're since we're talking about moving the ball, Tayshaun...

Feed the Moose: Kris Humphries, Shelden Williams, and Johan Petro. These three players are likely to play the majority of the Nets' frontcourt minutes. The implication is obvious, no? If I have to watch one more game where Tayshaun Prince shoots the ball more than Greg Monroe, I will whine, gripe, and RPBAR this game thread. This is not an empty threat. No one wants that. No. One.

Question of the Game:

There are six players on the Nets' roster that I had to look up, because I didn't have any idea who they were when I looked at their names. How many for you?

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Know what's bullshit?

The “How are you feeling about the Pistons?” poll won’t let me choose anything less than 10. 10 is RIDICULOUSLY generous. The number I really want to pick is -22.

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I noticed the same thing today.

Also, rec’d for -22…. take that Tayshaun.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Feb 1, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for getting the joke

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I must say

that DBB has been better this season than any other, thanks in large part to Benjamin Gulker and Sean Corp. Hats off to you two, and this preview has been rec’d.

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

also, big ups to Tads and Zee Boourns

for their kick ass game threads two. We’re playing .500 ball when community previews are written btw…

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, brother!

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda hard to judge

this roster is so absolutely terrible that it’s difficult to judge Frank’s impact. There haven’t really been close games where coaching becomes a chess match. It’s all just slaughter, night-in, night-out.

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He represents the franchise well, and he seems like he has command of the personalities in the locker room. Beyond that, +1 to Mike.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Although if the trend of keep Wilkins ahead of JJ in the rotation continues, I believe I hold the copyright to LFIAFI.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Gulks i love these posts

keep it up! and god bless the #1 pick!

just win, baby

Thank you Kris Draper and Chris Osgood for all the memories.

Millen shall be Mi**en on Pride of Detriot. New, official, unwritten law.

by Bballkid-22 on Feb 1, 2012 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks!

I’ve had a crazy two weeks, so I haven’t had the chance to do many lately. I hope to do at least one a week moving forward.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

please do its a joy reading them

just win, baby

Thank you Kris Draper and Chris Osgood for all the memories.

Millen shall be Mi**en on Pride of Detriot. New, official, unwritten law.

by Bballkid-22 on Feb 1, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"However, the Nets are playing at home, where they have won three consecutive games"

How? in the detailed record above it says they are 2-6 at home, how could they have won 3 straight there?

by mannie32 on Feb 1, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

Good catch. This is user error.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

How many FG attempts for Monroe tonight fellas? I’m saying another 11 night.

by Rban on Feb 1, 2012 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

The next six games look pretty winnable actually

New Jersey, Milwaukee, New Orleans, New Jersey, New Jersey and Washington.

I wish we could swap schedules with Charlotte…

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

I dunno, I just checked the cumulative stats (because I'm a masochist)

Detroit, on average, gets outscored by just over 11 points a game (96.8-85.7). In other words, a 10 point loss is better than average game for us. That’s in large part because we shoot .420 percent from the field and our opponents have shot .486.

We are mind-bogglingly bad as a team. I know that’s not news, but I don’t see us winning a bunch of games, even against crappy opponents.

by Toledo Joe on Feb 1, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys, I don’t post much but I follow DBB loyally, I was wondering if you guys had a consensus on Drummond or Davis?

by Rban on Feb 1, 2012 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 1, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Confused

On the one hand, Frida Kahlo was a great artist and is a legend here, along with her old man, of course, Diego Rivera.

On the other hand..not the easiest to look at..

May we be able to pick Davis, and may he be anywhere as talented as Ms. Frida.

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

DAVIS DAVIS DAVIS

Drummon isn’t even in my top three, personally.

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Maxiell into starting lineup

Jason Maxiell gets start in place of Ben Wallace as Lawrence Frank attempts to lose by less than 20, per mlive.com.

http://www.mlive.com/pistons/index.ssf/2012/02/jason_maxiell_moves_into_detro.html

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by Sean_Corp on Feb 1, 2012 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

Anthony Morrow out

Sharp shooter Anthony Morrow out with a sore ankle. Pistons might just have a chance at this one.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nba/170252/basketball-headlines?r=1

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by Sean_Corp on Feb 1, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Rec’d for Yiddish anagram.

Not as good, though, as V.’s “Austin Daye = Saudi yenta.”

by -PS- on Feb 1, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe My Best Post Ever

Mighty East Go I?

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear V.—

Go east, old man!

Yours truly—

Horace Greeley

by -PS- on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Whenever I think of not writing this

I think I will let MrHappyMushroom down and choose otherwise

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

A storied history.

I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com

by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If he lost his last 17 at New Jersey

and is 4-19 here.

That would mean 4 of his last 40. A loss tonight (looking likely) and that would be a combined percentage lower than that legendarily bad Sixers team that went 9-73.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice driving layup by Knight there. Good to see him try to push the ball on every possession.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

5:43 New Jersey Nets NJ Keith Bogans enters game for Shawne Williams
5:43 New Jersey Nets NJ Jordan Williams enters game for Shelden Williams

How many Williams’s do the Nets have?

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Four. And three of them started this game. Strange, huh?

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Gregory

let’s pass on the 17-foot jumpers. Literally, pass.

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Knight's passing is looking better tonight

crisper, better located. He’s had a few that should’ve been assists but were dropped by Max or Monroe

by thesiberian on Feb 1, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

can't blame Monroe though

when passing, it’s always a good idea to aim for Moose.

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sarah Palin, call your office.

by -PS- on Feb 1, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Very good ball movement going on by the Pistons tonight. Will this continue though?

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

I don't want to give Tay credit for anything

but he is right. At least 2 possessions of his in the last 3min, no one was moving around/getting free without the ball

by aussiepiston on Feb 1, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

We're equal to approximately half of the New Jersey Nets

What would the score be right now with our wily veterans?

What's the Pro Bowl?

by halfbackattack33 on Feb 1, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

great preview gulks

more dishes in this preview than Brandon Knight all season, amirite??? <3

by Packey on Feb 1, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Funny story

After my accident in December, i woke up from the coma convinced i had lost a testicle and was in an indonesian hospital for them to operate on me as my family couldn’t afford health care here in Aust (which, incidentally, is free). Morphein and Propafol make for interesting hallucinations

by aussiepiston on Feb 1, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

whoah, that is one hell of an hallucination. Unibrows >>>>>>>>>>>>> Unitestes.

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You speak the truth!

But what is more painful: watching this pistons team or making do with one…?
The fact i am questioning his makes me sad

by aussiepiston on Feb 1, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, I've been in the market for a left testicle.

Sadly, I don’t own the rights to either of these guys.

Anything else you covet? Let’s talk…

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m at the game and there is definitely a pitons fan with a red white and blue stackhouse jersey.

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Feb 1, 2012 8:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

An 8 point lead to the Pistons is like a 15 point lead to everyone else.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

What will come first: 100 comments or 50 points?

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

I say 100 comments.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

agree

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

that

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

one

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hundred

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

comments

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

will

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

come

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

first

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I interest you in a 4-year, $30 million dollar deal?

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

why yes you can.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

does he play at a position where we’re already stacked with talent?

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

is he multi-positional?

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Doggie, missionary, 69

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet.

Another chucker. Just what we need.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Inefficient

But he always wows the fans with his pre-game routine.

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Peter North?

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Monrobocop Approves This Message

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Aside from a frantically fapping robocop.

by Ra's Head on Feb 1, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

lots of Williamses on the floor

one of them is great.

everyone else’s name is Shawne or Sean, I think.

by thesiberian on Feb 1, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is there no Big Ben tonight?

because of the back to back to back?

by Ra's Head on Feb 1, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

presumably

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

off topic

But I think you would know this. On a shot clock violation, does anyone get credit for the TO, or is it like a team TO somehow?

by Ra's Head on Feb 1, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's considered a team TO.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

take a peek at last night’s box score: http://www.hoopdata.com/boxscore.aspx?id=320131018

20 turnovers credited to individuals, 22 team turnovers.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I asked that a few months ago.

I agree, interesting. In reality, it often is a player’s fault. Say, oh, I don’t know…someone…um, maybe…Rodney Stuckey…dribbles the ball at the top of the key for twenty-one seconds before dropping it off to a heavily covered wing twenty feet from the bucket and he can’t get off a shot? Really that’s on Stuckey.

But they’d probably give it to the guy who had it in his hands, which would be misleading.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate this team.

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Tayshaun

Keeps shaking his head on offense every time he doesn’t touch the ball…but maybe someone should tell him that Shawne Williams is his man on defense.

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

I guess he thinks that

Shooting barely over 40% and averaging as many FG attempts as our best player justifies the $8 million per year salary.

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

NANANANANANANANA

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The Pistons are having problems keeping Humphries and J. Williams off the boards.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

And

Sheldon WIlliams forehead

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That kinda of stuff

the rebound-turnover-missed shot-almost rebound-nets still get the ball drive me crazy.

by Ra's Head on Feb 1, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Not really sure why

We just didn’t sign Kris Humphries. Does the dirty work and is a great rebounder. Yea, he’s a douchebag off the court, but no one else but Monroe rebounds the damn ball outside of their zone.

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

because we NEEDED tayshaun

by Mike Payne on Feb 1, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

38 points at the half. Almost on pace to score our standard 80 points for the game.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Do you guys like

Unibrow or Drummond better?

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

The one that looks the most like this

is the one Joe will pick

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure he’ll ask if that comes with french fries.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

noted

Guess it doesn’t matter anyways since we won’t end up with a top 5 pick

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

I’m thinking all but guaranteed top three

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Knowing our luck, we'll finish with the 2nd worst record and get the 5th pick.

Hooray for arbitrary systems determining draft orders!

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by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hornets

Are owned by David Stern, they’ll get 2 top 5 picks somehow. Definitely don’t want another player that is a tweener, guard or forward.

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It Depends

What position you want Moose to play. He plays the 4, you want Drummond. He plays center, you go with Davis. It’s all good, but I think he may do a little better with Drummond,

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

so far

Drummond has proven as much as Hasheem Thabeet did in college.

by Mike Payne on Feb 2, 2012 2:24 AM EST up reply actions  

we've been there done that

nobody likes drummond better, nobody, except maybe that one guy, but he’s never spoke up.

by mcflies on Feb 1, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I am interested in MKG as a positive leader and influence. Also, even though they don’t fit, drafting Sullinger and letting him put up 15/10 next to Monroe would give us a great trade asset.

by aussiepiston on Feb 1, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking about doing a fanshot about Sullinger.

I understand that everyone is on the “Final Destination: Unibrow” train but I think people are really under-appreciating how good Sullinger has been this season.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey.

FUCK YOU.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Duccio.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

touche. touche.

I’ll go fuck myself now

by Packey on Feb 1, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Detroit Bad Boys:

The only place where you can tell a moderator to go fuck themselves and they comply.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Because that’s the way we roll over here.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

(I hope that accent aigu is visible for others because on my computer it looks like I just said douche)

by Packey on Feb 1, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I rec'd you both

in hopes that it will lead to a make up hug.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Sullinger

Reminds me of a Millsap/Brand type of player. Undersized but works hard. I’d be a little worried about his true height though. Some say he’s like 6’7’’ at the most.

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be perfectly content with Sullinger.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

These Nets announcers are unbearable

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, wait. These are the Milwaukee announcers.

THAT’S RIGHT, I SWITCHED TO THE HEAT GAME.

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I wouldn’t ever willingly switch to a HEAT game!

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

LeBron had 24 points on 9 shots in the first 13 minutes

It’s at least something interesting happening in a basketball game.

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Dallas and OKC are playing and you'd rather watch Queen James beat up on a shitty Bucks team?

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not on League Pass :(

I have my “6 years no cable” token

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My LA Residence

I’ve never had cable, and we’re going back to 1991.

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Is 1991 how much rent you pay?

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

$1700

2br/2ba, 4 blocks from the ocean. Good neighborhood.

Vegas, 4br 3ba, Summerlin, live 2 blocks from Floyd Mayweather and his equally annoying family, and Jack Binion (who is in Macau mostly these days). That’s a good neighborhood, too, despite Mayweather’s efforts to mess it up.

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Wealthy industrialist?

by -PS- on Feb 1, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Tay does that on a nightly basis!

What’s the big deal?

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, nine shots

and 24 points!

Nevermind…

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

No!

He said 24 points on nine shots…not the other way around.

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, sill me...

;-)

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Milwaukee won!

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

In their defense

it’s got to be unbearable announcing those games with all the Williams on the floor.

by thesiberian on Feb 1, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The hero decided he didn't need to pass off the double team

even though a clean pass to Monroe was available

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

How out of clue is Knight? He tried to do an alley oop with Monroe.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 1, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Not sure how Jalen Rose

Is a national NBA analyst on ESPN when he talks like William Shatner

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Tay’s exhuberant body language is beyond annoying.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 1, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Well well… we now have a ballgame going into the 4th quarter.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Go shitty team go!

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by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That Only Works For Ms. Krizia

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Walker Russell is having his best all around game as a pro.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

I Feel Like We're Going To Win This One

..but is that a good feeling or a bad one? more w’s=less ping pong balls

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

We can win every now and then.

The key is to win less overall than everyone else!

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by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I want us to beat the Nets

So when people see Jay-Z, they can tell him that his team lost to us…hahahahahaha

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

JJ

Finally getting more minutes than Wilkins tonight

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Hey y’all.

Can’t watch tonight’s game, but I wanted to stop by and remind the Pistons that it is NOT OK to win this game.

by -PS- on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Ya gotta win once in a while.

Especially for our younger players: I assume all this losing is pretty draining.

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by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You Know, I'm Thinking White Guy From Kentucky

Harlan Sanders is like choice #8 or something like that.

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Nah,

he’d lay an egg in the NBA.

/desperatelysearchingforapunn’d

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

well

the first rule of drafting is that you don’t draft white dudes with picks 1 through 7. I don’t know this Harlan Sanders, but at least he doesn’t break the cardinal rule.

by Mike Payne on Feb 2, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

God, The Nets Are Horrible

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

good effort guys

now lose

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by dandresden on Feb 1, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

But, of course, that's the annoying part.

It’s not a surprise when Tayshaun Prince plays well. He’s still a good player. Though Knight and Jerebko are more interesting and might have more future potential, Tay is the teams second best player, perhaps.

But, to beat the proverbial dead horse, having a slightly more productive good player on a team that will win a quarter of its games and allowing him to stand in the way of the possible development of others is utterly stupid. Add to the fact that he’s signed until he’s 35 and this is a blunder of Spellcheckian proportions.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Head's down play by the Pistons D there

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

We're about to lose to a team with

Gaines and Bogans on the floor in crunch time

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

and sheldon williams

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by dandresden on Feb 1, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I try not to think of it as losing

I prefer Winning more lottery balls

by aussiepiston on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Thank you keith bogans

For that awesome reverse layup attempt.

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, really.

What a knucklehead decision there by Bogans.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And some of the Bulls players

were upset he wasn’t on the team anymore

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

the pistons might win

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by dandresden on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

austin daye checking in for defensive purposes

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by dandresden on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

Final possession coming up for the Pistons after the time out. Here we go!

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Kind of disappointed

Stuckey isn’t on the floor for his patented end of the game turnover/getting caught in the air

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

isolayshaun FOR THE LOSS

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by dandresden on Feb 1, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Isolayshaun. Fitting.

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by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Absolutely

Best play to secure those ping pong balls.

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by V. on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, with the game on the line

Who else but Walker Russell to take the shot?

by Toledo Joe on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

son of a bitch!

oh well. good for the lotto I guess…

by Ra's Head on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Ball movement something something buffoonery something something isolaysomething something

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Tayshaun thinking

“That should’ve went in…I make $8 million a year!”

by JP423 on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

EVERYONE WAS JUST STANDING AROUND ASKING ME TO SAVE THEM!

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

“der can’t always be the hero der”

by Packey on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

That was one of the most poorly designed plays I have ever seen.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

First to call it

Daye hits the layup.

What's the Pro Bowl?

by halfbackattack33 on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh. So close… yet no cigar.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

JJ could have also set a pick there to free up Knight.

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by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Kim Kardashian was at my local coffee shop last weekend

Let’s just say that the plastic doll look does not translate well into real life. You’re better off, Hump.

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by heWizard on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Boy am I glad

The guy that was 1-7 from 3 took the game tying shot

by aussiepiston on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Heh, that’s what tanking teams do. But at least the intentions to tank were more hidden this time than usual.

by Kruza on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

As I mentioned up thread, we are losing by an average of 11.1 points a game

So a three point loss is 8 points better than we normally do, and 8 points is not an insigificant number, so yay?

by Toledo Joe on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Only number matters: one.

Number one pick.
One eyebrow.
One day we’ll be good again.

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by Trout Jefferson on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya know, you hope...

Of course, there are plenty of teams who have one huge draft after another and end up being awful.

The Kings got Tyreke Evans and TheControversialOne is successive drafts. And they are as bad as the Pistons.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The lottery is our only hope, and you have just crushed it. Congratulations, good sir!

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by brgulker on Feb 2, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

And it was against the Nets!,

my (and many others’) dark horse candidate to challenge the Heat and Bulls!!!!!!!

(Oh, wait…)

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

3 points to the Pistons is like 6 points to everybody else.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

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by brgulker on Feb 2, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

for lotto?

Where broken English happens

by OK from J on Feb 1, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Quality Post loss TV

Moose Attack! is on Discovery channel right now.

Best quote so far, “Sometimes you stop for Moose. Other times, Moose stops you.” Those are your only options.

To experience the consequences of my own choices. This is why I live

by JumpingBlob on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

12 attempts for Monroe?

by Rban on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

You know,

it is worth noting that the Nets started their third string center with Okur and Lopez out.

Yeah, I know that the Pistons were missing CV and BG. But since they absolutely suck ass, it seems that the Nets were more hobbled.

I wish you had included the full page: Was it JoeD vs. an X-X-X-Large Pizza from Vinnie’s?

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 2, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Never mind that

Watch this clip of David Letterman from last night. Or else it confirms that you hate small animals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9yFjodDtM

The WNBA is all about the game of basketball. No overblown hype, no despicable personalities, no outrageous amounts of money, no mugging halftime analysts, and no poisonous animosities. Just the finesse and effort of basketball. If that isn't interesting to people, then people just aren't interested in basketball.

by WaveOcean on Feb 2, 2012 3:37 AM EST reply actions  

and why do they even bother holding microphones?

everybody knows that they aren’t actually singing and everybody knows that they aren’t actually talented singers, or even talented dancers for that matter.

by madpoopz on Feb 2, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  


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