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Pistons host Wizards: Detroit looks for fifth straight win

Washington Wizards at Detroit Pistons, Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM EST


The Detroit Pistons look to notch their fifth straight victory at home against the Washington Wizards. The Pistons are hitting a soft spot in their schedule and they have taken advantage, with wins against the Milwaukee Bucks, New Orleans, New Jersey and New Jersey again. The Wizards are actually worse than anyone Detroit has faced on their winning streak, but that doesn't mean a victory is assured.

Game Tips at 6:00 P.M. EST

Washington Wizards: 5 - 22 (1 - 10 road)

Detroit Pistons: 8 - 20 (6 - 8 home)

The Situation:

Stop me if you've heard this one before -- two of the five worst teams in the NBA square off tonight at the Palace of Auburn Hills. But in a rare turn, the Pistons are actually favored to win. But to come out with their first five-game winning streak since 2009, Detroit will have to continue executing the way they have in their previous four contests. That means taking care of the basketball, outscoring their opponent in the paint, not giving up too many second-chance opportunities and getting quality production from their bench, particularly Ben Gordon and Jonas Jerebko.

While Washington has lost six of its last seven games, the Wizards have actually been playing much better basketball recently. During that run they've lost games to Chicago Bulls, Orlando Magic, Los Angeles Clippers, Miami Heat and New York Lins Knicks.

Keys to the Game:

Battle of Calipari point guards: John Wall has not taken the leap forward many expected following his rookie season, but in the past five games he is averaging 20 points and seven assists on 53 percent shooting. If Wall and the Wizards are able to get out and run they are extremely effective. The Wizards are second in the NBA at 17.2 points per game on the fast break. Brandon Knight and company need to keep the Wiz in a half-court offense, where they are much less effective.

Offensively, Brandon Knight, Wall's successor at Kentucky, needs to continue to limit his turnovers (only six in the four-game winning streak, and three of those came in the first quarter of Knight's first game with his new mask), hit his three-point shots and look for open teammates. The Wizards are not a good defensive team, but they do block shots. While the PIstons have the advantage of Andray Blatche being out with an injury, Javale McGee can easily swat six or seven shots.

Monroe must go to work inside - McGee can pose problems for Greg Monroe, but Moose can't let McGee's length bother him. While McGree, a Flint native, stands at 7 feet tall, he's an unwilling defender who will give up positioning and can be outmuscled on the block. Monroe can face up and use his sneaky first step to get past him or back him down and position himself for a high-percentage shot near the rim.

Don't loose sight of Young - Nick Young is a shooter, and he's going to take his shots whether he's having a good night or a bad night. If the Pistons play off of Knight to clog up the middle to prevent Wall from driving into the lane, Young could go off. If the Pistons keep a body on him and don't give him a clean look he will go 4-for-15 and be a nonfactor.

But really don't lose sight of Booker - Honestly, I don't know a lot about Trevor Booker. But he seems to be the kind of player the Wizards sorely need. A guy comfortable taking three shots or 13 shots, but also one who will shoot a high percentage no matter what. With Blatche injured, Booker has been logging major minutes at the power forward slot. In his last 10 games he is averaging 11 points per game on an insane 64 percent shooting.

Question of the Game:

Which Kentucky Wildcat has a better game - John Wall or Brandon Knight?

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I agree

And I rec’d this statement.

by Roco on Feb 12, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If Charlotte gets the 1st overall, I think we could offer them something along the following:

Matt Carroll + #1 overall for

Austin Daye, our 1st round draft pick, and an additional future 1st round pick.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

here's to hoping you didn't

I would take a 5 game winning streak over more lottery balls any day. It would do so much good for this young team.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally.

Here’s to drafting seventh and taking Austin Rivers.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Deep down I agree

I’ve really enjoyed this current 4-game winning streak.

by JWurm on Feb 12, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree, I don't understand fans who say that we should tank.

I’ve always hated fans of other teams who want their team to tank, that makes no sense. You play to win the game. Always.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Brandon Knight

Go Wings!!! and Go Blue!!! Forever!!!

by KGW on Feb 12, 2012 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

should be fun to watch either way.

I hope Monroe just destroys McGee.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm ready for a 5 game winning streak. I hope this team plays today like they did against NJ

scrappy defense, opportunistic offense, and lots of Moose/Jerebko dominance.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

Yes and another blowout would be nice too

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Gosh

I love this shitty team

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

minus a few players i love this shitty team too haha

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Rondo tonight

32 pts, 15 assists, 10 rebounds.

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 12, 2012 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

the future of the Boston Celtics proved himself

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad to think we could have had him :-(

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Depressing even

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

my left hand is a bit heavier...going to have to condition my left hand to type with the extra weight...

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Better get serious about that conditioning

Congratulations!!!

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Feb 12, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome! Congrats!

I hope you’re getting some kind of Valentine’s Day free pass.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Congrats tahts awesome!

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey I'm glad you found somebody you feel so great about that you need to see her everyday and commit to only her.

That must be fantastic, be happy man.

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the Bullets’ Wizards’ old new jerseys.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

whoa...how was that foul on Nick Young?

that looked like it was McGee that got most of the contact on that play…

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

Horrible fast break passing by Knight and Stuckey…

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

Knight should have thrown the oop to Stuckey, but Stuckey's drop off to Monroe was pretty solid considering.

his only other option would have been to pull it out entirely but Knight doesn’t seem to run a very solid fast break.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuckey should have just put it up when he got the ball. Throwing it to Monroe last second seemed dumb. Easy way to draw a charge with him flying in like that.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

also, I love the golden ticket concept...pretty solid way to get a bunch of individuals to buy into defense first

play defense and I won’t yell at you on offense.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

WHERE’S JJ???!!!

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

I know, I was being fasheeshus (facetious).

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you’re being fasheeshus.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Good thing there are no fans at the Palace. Nick Young could have really hurt someone had those not been empty seats.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

so just a q

Would you rather have stuckey or young?

by need4detroit on Feb 12, 2012 6:28 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Stuckey.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuckey, for sure.

And I’m not a big Stuckey fan.

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d Personally take Stuckey but I’d rather have neither haha

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Where the fuck was the foul on Maxiell?

Looked like he broke up that oop perfectly…

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

Just noticed

the floor says only “The Palace.” When did the on-floor sign lose the “at Auburn Hills” portion?

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

already moving towards a game experience not focused on Auburn Hills but on "Detroit"

I like it.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol @ Jan Vesely...

“Does everything well but shoot it and score it” – George Blaha

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

He's also not so good at rebounding, blocks, free throws....

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm

Tasty rebounding on that play.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Not the best start

But we should be able to recover

by JWurm on Feb 12, 2012 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

its the bullets I mean wizards, if we lose I will be very pissed

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Vesely with the Dwight Howard “overdramatic, chuck it out of bounds” block.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

very true

the best shot blockers Make it so their team gets the ball…

by need4detroit on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Does anyone else

also think that any shot taken by Tayshaun looks like a bad decision?

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Big Ben came to play.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I open mouth kissed a horse once

by Dynamizer on Feb 12, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

that is odd lol

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hittites established a kingdom centered at Hattusa in north-central Anatolia, circa the 18th century BC.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ron Paul is going to win the Republican nomination

thats something noone knows :P

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Srdja Popovic was the secret architect of the Arab Spring.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The more you know the more you realize the less you know…

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

contrary to popular belief Hellen Keller wasnt blind or deaf until she was 19 years old

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW IS FALSE!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

you can’t advertise on billboards in Alaska

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Errrr...

what’s a billboard?

all i wanted for christmas has to wait for another year

by alaskanpistonsfan on Feb 12, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

lmfao touche

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

wasn't her blindness and deafness brought on by fever as a baby?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, did you know that Adidas and Puma were originally the same company

and were found by brothers who were both Nazis?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

well you SAID 19 years...which was false. But 19 months is accurate

now tell me something I dont know.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

the Record for most stolen book is the Guiness book of world records

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

wrong.

it’s the bible by a million. It gets swiped from hotels all the time.

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

nope its a proven fact

Guiness books get stolen from libraries and book stores at a ridiculous clip

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

A few more months and mine will automatically download to my Kindle. I’m excited for the future.

by garrettelliott on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you’re helping any records be broken by purchasing it for your Kindle…

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

that is what I meant but yeah lol

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

DUH.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

We're Just Bad..

Washington is just wretched. They did Flip a big favor firing him. I’m no Flip fan, but Jesus Christ would have trouble getting 20 wins from this squad.

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

Is Moose wearing Barkley shoes?

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

Watching this game is just depressing

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

Haha

We really know how to fuck up a fast break.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

I can't believe

Moose doesn’t have a board yet

by JWurm on Feb 12, 2012 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

Big Ben is gobbling up all the boards ;)

but yeah its kind of shocking.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, John Kruk was much less fat than I thought back then

That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice

Discount Double Choke, 2011 Packers.

by Skylar on Feb 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose is draining FTs though

I love watching a big man that can shoot a free throw

by JWurm on Feb 12, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

Hey MFMW et al.—
For the past few days I’ve been having trouble logging onto DBB with Chrome. So now I’m using Internet Explorer, which is unfortunate. (Sorry Boo.) Should I go to the Canadian Tire electronics department and have them repair the problem? Or is this a SBN issue in the process of being fixed?

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

lol...I use firefox to view DBB...

the hot keys don’t work properly in IE9 and I also am unable to make fanposts in IE9. It doesn’t seem to recognize the text box.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

So Burnsy—

How long was the end user agreement on your marriage license?

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

lol...FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yes we did...we also used the vows from Wedding Crashers

which was awesome and hysterical.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

good question MFPS

and I think this is one for MFBP/MFMW

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

READ THE BOLD PRINT MFMP.

:-)

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

et. al. = ambiguous!

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

FAKE HOSTILITY FROM ME = enjoyable!

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not drunk, but surly.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I recommend FixMyPCFastNet.net. They really helped me out with my computer problems.

by TDP on Feb 12, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm having problems to with DBB and Chrome

I have nothing to add though, so my comment is rather useless.

Fire Joe Dumars

by Kriz on Feb 12, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfect time

For Moose to get his first rebound. Good end to the half.

by JWurm on Feb 12, 2012 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

I predict many rebounds in the 2nd half

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

that is one BAMF

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Brilliantly Awesome Masculine Force?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yes we will go with that

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

My federal building is way cooler than your federal building.

by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

You beat me to product development!

by W. Stones on Feb 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you guys never cease to amaze me

Truly a night of Magrocodile - Mike Payne

by n8dogg606 on Feb 12, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Moose Drool.

Soon to be bottled for the rugged man. Good luck ladies. Your resistance is futile.

by W. Stones on Feb 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record (not the win)

I hate the ‘optical illusion’ on the Raptors court under the basket. It’s completely distracting.

by W. Stones on Feb 12, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

I do and its retarded lol

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

most retarded thing on the PLANET

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Distract you from how much the Raptors suck.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, my brain fights the dimensionality (<- Chrome says not a word, I don’t care) of it and I tend to go back and forth between that…thing…and the players themselves. Real strange decision for Raptor marketing.

by W. Stones on Feb 12, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I see no way taht it adds any marketing value

horrible choice by Raptors Marketing

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Can Canadians even see in 3 dimensions?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

are you telling me they thought it was 2D? ;)

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

or that they simply didn't realize they were painting in a 3 dimensional perspective.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Wallside Windows Has One Too

for the Wings telecasts.

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

ehhhhhh...but he didn't dunk over the front corner of the car of the NBA while taking a ball from an injury prone point guard...

that is far more creative than dunking 2 basketballs on 2 different hoops.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Brilliant point.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

BRILLIANT!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I read this as “they have scored like 2345435 eyebrows on us”.

/one track mind’d

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

why would we inbound to Maxiell with 3.5 left on the shot clock and let him isolate?

so confused.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

they better count that poke out to Monroe's rebound number

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

I hate that shit...if you make a controlled tip to the top of the key, you should get credited with the rebound

When a player makes a controlled tip on offense to another player who then scores it, they credit that man with the assist…

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

according to our stat guy

he has people record their own box scores for games and don’t rely on the STATS inc. numbers. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure their box scores look like this:

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

"Might?"

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

And a sweet beard.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

and worse blocks

(sorry).

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If Moose randomly went for 8 blocks a game, I might make wet stuff in pants.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If he did that,

the above image would have to say

> BEST IN THE WORLD

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

she told him "wear the mask"

he said, “you bet your sweet ass”

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This was my sloppiest work, btw. That armpit and random white spot next to his head really annoy me. Too busy to return to the project. Just sayin…

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I just realized we are winning

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

I just reallised we need to lose.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

5 game winning streak please!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Precisely

Screw all the fans saying we need to tank the season winning is ALWAYS nice

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Except when you end up with Terrence Jones.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Perry Jones > Terrence Jones

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Phil Perry > Perry Jones

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Phil Donahue > Perry Jones

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Phil Spector > Arlen Specter

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Ricardo Montalban > Terry Jones

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Inigo Montoya > Harry Jones

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Enrico Palazzo > James K. Polk

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Howard Jones > Keeping up with the Joneses


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by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Corinthian Leather>Ricardo Montalban

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Not true. Rich Corinthian leather was NOTHING before Montalban.

by -PS- on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

OK..Here's A Tougher One...

Belle Tire or Canadian Tire?

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by V. on Feb 13, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe that DraftExpress has Machado 6th on the PG rankings for the draft...

even more so considering Marshall is projected as a mid-to-late first rounder…

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Never Give Up

Even in the face of armageddon

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I just reallised that MOOSE is the best in the world.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I just realized our team should give him the ball EVERY play

just let him score all the points

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Guards... so... bad...

Stuckey and Knight combining for 2-14 shooting and seven points.

by Whoneedsastar on Feb 12, 2012 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

and...gasp...5 assists.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I truly did not need to see that

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The internet is truly an amazing place

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You know the internal monologue you carry on with yourself?

Do you ever find yourself saying something to yourself and then shaking your head and thinking, “Man, I never really thought that’s something I’d ever say, even to myself!”? Here’s one…

I was in Northern Pakistan about five years ago in the passenger seat of a car. As I gazed absently out the window, a female water buffalo backed up toward me. The sentence that my mind created?—

“Man…that sure is a big water buffalo vagina!”

True story.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BLOCKS AND DUNKS. MOOSE BROUGHT THEM TO US. MOSTLY DUNKS THOUGH.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Did John Wall trick us into running a high speed offense

…or is this just a cluster fuck?

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

At least it's not a Kuester-Fuck.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

its the Pistons its always a cluster fuck

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

But seeing as how its the Pistons v. Wizards, I’m pretty sure it s a cluster fuck

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

What happened to Damien Wilkins?

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

Tay and Daye at SF, Stuckey and BG at SG= no room for Wilkins. He should probably be getting Daye’s minutes, but I’m not going to get too broken up about it.

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You should be getting Austin Daye’s minutes

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This rhino should be getting Austin Daye’s minutes.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I will look back at this game and I will say, at one point we had a lead

Than moose stopped getting the ball

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

what the hell...

I don’t look for a few minutes and we’re down by 13?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

If anyone needs to stop feeding, it’s this rhino.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

jesus christ

me too. did the wizards start playing 5 on 0?

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by n8dogg606 on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fudge, Boourns?! Pay attention, so we can enjoy one last victory for the season.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Blaha give you permission to not look now?

If not, it would certainly explain the problems we’re having

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm so pumped for this loss!

monroe played well and everyone else sucked, but when you consider monroe IS good and everyone else DOES suck it makes perfect sense.

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

At least he’s consistent.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Young is making our defense look pathetic

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

That's because our defense IS pathetic

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

our defense is making our defense look pathetic.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

or even worse...

our OFFENSE is making our defense look pathetic…

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

This has just gotten too ugly

by JWurm on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

I can hear the disappointment in the audio stream

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

so

did monroe hit some sort of touches quota in the 3rd or something?

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

it looks like it lol

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

If he got 25 looks per game, like Lin

People might actually be talking about him, cuz he’d be going for 30-11 every night.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Has this been as ugly as the box score? Just got home, yikes.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 12, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

only monroe and maxiell have scored more points than they have taken shots. 63 points on 69 shots. ouch.

washington 81 points on 61 shots.

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well at least we've taken more shots than them!

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the art of possession creation

the masters at wasting those possessions

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

jan vesley is the new jeremy lin

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by n8dogg606 on Feb 12, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

BA HAHAHA...austin daye you suck so fucking bad.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Wasn’t this guy supposed to be a shooter?

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He IS a shooter

He’s just not a GOOD shooter

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Deep.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Better be careful PS

The pandas may start to get jealous.

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear bug—

Thanks for your concern.

Sincerely—

A red panda

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

also he can't do shit....yay Austin Daye

Will Bynum brings scoring and energy. Austin Daye brings Iso-DAYE-tion

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d much rather lose with MFWB on the floor.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as we lose…

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

We have more guards than we have small fowards

And thats saying something, seeing as how we have a lot of small forwards

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

its a MFWB sighting

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad guard performance?

Or worst ever?

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone remember when this game was tied at halftime?

Me neither.

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Rashard Lewis?

lol…worst contract ever…and how was he not amnestied?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

For Moose, that is.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

no shots?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Breaking it down, man.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s that kind of insight that keeps me coming back here.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I graduated from college ya know...

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

What would people think of trying to trade Gordon + CV for Lewis?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

they have young and blatche

i mean, it’s like the same thing almost

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

well yeah...buuuuuutttttt

I’m sure we can convince them otherwise! And who knows, Lewis might be a reasonable PF alongside Moose?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

and think about this

they have wall, who’s a better prospect than knight.

vesely or daye? blatche and young or CV and gordon? mcgee or monroe? singleton or prince? these teams are close to being mirror images of each other.

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

if it could happen than yes

because ANYTHING is better than Gordon and CV

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

have we only scored 4 points this quarter?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

We're 4 for 4 when Lin is having a terrific game

he struggles yesterday and we’re awful

all i wanted for christmas has to wait for another year

by alaskanpistonsfan on Feb 12, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This is one of the strangest halves of basketball I’ve ever seen.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

I hope that Monroe scores the rest of our points.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This is one of the strangest shittiest halves of basketball I’ve ever seen listened to.

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not watching the game...

Who is preventing Moose from rebounding at his normal rate?

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

eh...combination of taking a lot of shots and no one else attempting to rebound

that and the Wizards are shooting 51%

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha. At least it’s not him being dominated by another big.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Wizards have some tall, long bigs

Monroe is great, but he can sometimes be out-sized.

by Toledo Joe on Feb 12, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks some rhino shit all over the box score

Everybody sucks, Moose isn’t averaging a double double, John Wall only scored 9 points? WTF

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

I didn’t use the word ‘like’ because there is nothing to ‘like’ about this whole evening

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This loss is all YOU fault!

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for 'YOU"

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If there’s a more realistic path to relevance than Sullinger/Davis, I’m all ears. But until then, hard as it is to endure games like this, I’m okay with losses.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

there’s robinson or gilchrist…so that’s like 4 paths

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Sullinger did not look great yesterday against semi-quality bigs. He had the first points-rebounds-turnovers triple double of the year.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

in addition to looking AWFUL (10 turnovers)

he was whining like a little baby all game a la Tayshaun Prince

by Packey on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I know what to do

Go 4-on-6: Let the other team have Daye

What's the Pro Bowl?

by halfbackattack33 on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Also, I’m starting to get a little worried about Monroe’s turnovers. I didn’t see much of this one, so I don’t know how they happened, but it seems to be a bit of a trend over the last 10 games (guessing, didn’t look at the stats).

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

His teammates as a whole were of little help. It was him blitzing the basket with his 2-inch verticals against Vesely and McGee. They gave him fits on both ends, vertically.

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by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

So, What Is This?

Night of regained ping pong balls?

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Night of rhino poop

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by bugman222 on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. Losing to a lottery competitor is double good.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

losing to a horrible team is double bad

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Result > intention

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

not really more ping pong balls don't gurantee us shit

the person with the most ping pong balls usually doesn’t get the first pick. I’d rather have the 4th most ping pong balls and say my team played hard all year than watch them tank and suck ass like this every night. This was fucking pathetic.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

the more ping pong balls you have the higher spot in the draft you are guaranteed, if you actually think about it correctly

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i just don't understand fans who want us to lose

never have and never will. I am a FAN I want us to WIN. I don’t care if we have the first lottery pick or the 15th I want the team to win some god damn games and try. CLEVELAND is in Playoff Contention and they suck, but at least they are trying.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

umm

didn’t cleveland have the #1 pick in the draft?

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

They got that through Stern Wizardry if I’m not mistaken

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I am a FAN I want us to WIN

I am a FAN and I want us to WIN MORE NEXT YEAR than we would if we won a few more games this year.

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

how the hell is that true

you could have the most balls and get the 4th pick you could have the 4th most balls and get the 1st pick. Its just a game of chance. We aren’t guranteed SHIT so how the hell can a “fan” root for losses.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

we will have more lottery balls than the team picking behind us, assuming we don’t win the lottery.

if we have the 3rd most lottery balls the worst we can pick is 4th. if we have the 4th most lottery balls the worst we can pick is 5th. more lottery balls = higher guaranteed pick.

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

it's one position

who cares. I’d rather have the win and no this team is going somewhere

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

and we already know this team isn’t going anywhere

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

we already know draft picks don’t always pan out

coughAustinDayecough

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit!

Dragonite with an extremely valid point!

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

generally wins fixing losing

being the opposite and all

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Breaking it down, man.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly so why do our fans want us to lose

for another 50/50 chance at someone who MAY OR MAY NOT suck their entire career?

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck it

we should just skip the draft altogether

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

not what I am saying at all

Maybe we shouldn’t throw all our marbles in one basket though.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

my great uncle edward did

jerk. that was his job.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

we don't have any other baskets

this team needs more talent, the best talent it can get, and the only option for that is the draft.

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

“marbles in one basket”: classic mixed metaphor.

“This is for all the eggs” would also have been acceptable.

by -PS- on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

“Let’s make like a tree and get out of here.”

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

malapropoxia

like a screen door on a submarine, if you see a fork in the road, take it

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by sauce1977 on Feb 13, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

painful.

what is that? and why were they wearing shirts and ties one episode and hip tees all the others?

by freywagg on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point?

There is clearly little advantage to having a third pick over a fourteenth pick?

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 12, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly there isn't

tell me where was Jeremy Lin drafted? now tell me where was Darko drafted?

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Outliers? Really?

Name the decent Pistons draft picks of the past 10 years. Now name all the shitty ones. THIS IS NOT THE SOLUTION.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

so we havent had a decent pick in 10 yrs? well thats a whole nother can o worms.

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by dandresden on Feb 12, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It's still like saying "I'm not going to work on my resume, I'll just buy lottery tickets"

You have to lose to get draft picks, you have to win games to help those players actually get better.

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly, the lottery is a gamble, winning is not. Winning develops confidence, develops the players and develops the team. I will always take wins above pure luck.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

not trying to nitpick

but i think you have that correlation backwards

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i don’t think the league is going to give us wins to develop our players

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I get that the next player you get is really important, but what about the young players we already have? Is their development less important than the potential impact of a future star?

Would you rather Greg Monroe played shittier so that we could lose more? Would you rather Brandon Knight average 5 turnovers a game for a whole season and never learn how to close out a game properly?

Whatever, this is a pointless argument, I can’t change the way you interpret the Piston season anymore than I can make you think coca cola tastes like sprite.

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree

also whats to say the top 5 picks won’t be busts, what if the best player in the draft is one projected in th 6- 10 range? What if we draft another Austin Daye? What if we draft another Darko?
We could easily find another Jonas Jerebko at number 8 or we could find Darko at one? So why would you root to lose?

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Statistically, that is very unlikely to happen.

It’s about averages. Who’s to say that I team that shoots 35 thirty-plus foot threes in a game won’t win? they might. Could end up being crazy accurate. It happens.

Any given year, the number 9 or 14 or 35 pick could be the best in the draft. But far more often, the elite prospects end up being better players.

Jordan, Magic, Kareem, Worthy, Isaiah, Bird, Duncan, Rose, Griffin, LeBron, et. al. were drafted first for a reason. Yep, there are Olowokandis and Kwames and (sadly) Odens. But your odds of landing a star with the first pick is pretty good.

You get down to the 8th pick or below and you can certainly find stars. But for every Kobe, there are usually five or ten Brandan Wrights, and Joe Alexanders.

Anyhow, finding “another JJ” is moderately useful. He’s a decent player. But I’d trade him for Griffin or T. Evans, or Hardin, or Rubio, or Curry, or Hansborough, or Lawson, or Maynor, or Holliday, and possibly for up to another dozen drafted ahead of him.

If I flip a coin a hundred times, it might come up heads 70 times. It might. But if I had to bet on an outcome, I’d take 48 – 52 every time, despite that I won’t always win.

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by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 12, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry for the worthless correction.

by freywagg on Feb 13, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he drafted third?

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by tads on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

He was third

Behind Hakeem and Bowie.

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by bugman222 on Feb 13, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It always gets hammered about how Sam Bowie got picked before him. I forget about (and don’t hear complaints) about Hakeem because he was The Dream.

by freywagg on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

no

i’d love for daye to hit every shot. i’d love for knight to pass like stockton. i’d love it if our shitty players weren’t shitty. but praying our shitty players suddenly become unshitty is probably more pointless than praying for lottery balls, at best, it’s just as pointless.

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

but trying to win gives our young players a chance to develop their game. We are going to be a lottery team no doubt. But why not win and play hard. Give the youngsters a chance to develop and see what falls in our lap wherever we draft, because as I said, it could be Darko or it could be Greg Monroe, It could be Daye or it could be Dajuan Summers or it could be JJ. NOBODY KNOWS

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I am of the opnion that development happens in practice more so than in games.

In a game, young guys get 25-40 minutes to compete, and on a bad team like this one, only 66 games to do it.

In practice, they get 2-6 hours, depending on in season or out off season.

Do the math.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

so I would rather win games than watch the team suck

all season long

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

everyone wants to win

everyone!

but you need good players to do that. that is a fact. we don’t have enough good players. so the only question that needs answering is – how do we get better players? that’s it. that is the only question that should be asked when it comes to this team.

there are no guarantees in the draft. but there are guarantees when it comes to this roster. 1. it sucks. 2. it’s probably not getting much better internally. 3. it’s locked in through 2015 4. we have no cap space. 5. we have no trade assets.

so given what we know about this team – it’s shitty, you can’t trade anyone, and you can’t sign anyone – how do you provide an answer to the all important question? HOW DO WE GET BETTER PLAYERS?

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

we have talented players who need to get minutes

they need to score, rebound, defend and develop. not trying isn’t going to help people like Greg Monroe and JJ.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

nobody wants our players to fail

one good game out of 10 for each isn’t cutting it. if they suck on average they suck.

it’s that one game where daye goes off for 30 and we win. or maxiell eats all the babies. but there is no consistency. if daye consistently went off for 30 and there were no babies left it’s a different story.

meaningless wins. that’s what we have here.

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Than develop the TALENT

If you want to lose fine but play guys like Will Bynum and Greg Monroe more. Give JJ more minutes. Develop the talent I am sick of seeing Tay and Daye and Ben Gordon and Charlie suck every fucking night while our young players rot on the bench.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly how much “rotting” of young players has been due to Charlie this year? and if Daye doesn’t count as one of those young players you want to play, who does?

Moose, Knight, Jerebko all play. Other “young guys”? we have Daye, Macklin, Stuckey that are 25 or under. no one else.

we don’t have ENOUGH talent to develop and be competitive in the NBA.

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like

daye decides once every 20 games to come out of hibernation light it up for 30 and fuck us in the ass, then goes back into hibernation for the next 20 games.

why even bother? why even show us this if you can’t consistently produce it? now we’re sitting here with this win and nothing to show from it.

winning doesn’t breed or develop shit. wins are a byproduct of all those things happening in the first place.

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

anyways

let’s win EVERY game!

by mcflies on Feb 12, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i realize maybe I sound retarded

I am just frustrated. I am sick of losing, this team has fucking talent. Greg Monroe could go 30 and 10 every night if he got touches. Will Bynum could get 16 and 5 off the bench if he got minutes. JJ could do god knows what if he got minutes, instead i am stuck watching Tay and Daye nightly. I am sick of that shit. Winning every game would be nice. Winning AGAINST THE GOD DAMN WIZARDS would be nice. Getting the next Shaq in the draft would be nice too, but what if we get Darko again. Or Daye again, than we just suck again next year.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell just happened lol

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

the reality is, there are very few players in the league that Austin Daye can abuse.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

not trying isn’t going to help people like Greg Monroe and JJ.

I haven’t seen anyone say that the team shouldn’t try.

The real problem is, even when they try, they still lose most of the time.

That is the entire problem.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So. Epic.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sup, PS?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The usual. Rhinos and such. You?

by -PS- on Feb 13, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Work, work, and more work!

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

‘Goin’ to Work" GURKS.

by -PS- on Feb 14, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you rather Greg Monroe played shittier so that we could lose more? Would you rather Brandon Knight average 5 turnovers a game for a whole season and never learn how to close out a game properly?

Greg Monroe and Brandon Knight’s improvement aren’t anywhere close to enough to make this team relevant over the next 5 years. We need an upgrade at every single position on the depth chart from 1-12, except the one Monroe is playing.

If there is a better alternative to the draft, what is it?

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If there is a better alternative to the draft, what is it?

A time machine, of course. Paging Nick Hurwitch.

by Birdman84 on Feb 13, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

DO IT FOURTH DIMENSION!

by -PS- on Feb 13, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you have to win games to help those players actually get better.

I see this accepted quite a bit, but I don’t see any proof of it.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed. chicken or the egg fluff point.

by Mike Payne on Feb 13, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Only one position?

1) LeBron James
2) Darko

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Dragonite—

Try to keep up.

Cordially—

A red panda

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear PS

Cordially

-A Fan

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Dragonite—

Don’t take my words seriously.

Signed—

Herman Edwards

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear PS

Signed
The Truth

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

if only this logic wasn't horribly flawed

rec’d anyway

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

please explain the flaws.

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

very correctly and succinctly explained. good job, sir.

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Technically, this is correct, but Shiny Onions comment wins for the lolz :P

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

We have unlocked the secret of Charlie Sheen’s philosophy on life.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

lmfao

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Blow my....

mind.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Suddenly...

It all makes sense.

Welcome... to the Wallace-hood

by tads on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't always read Shiny's posts, but when I do

I rec them.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tank Wars

Episode V The Bufoonery Strikes Back

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m assuming we shot 32% because Washington is the best defensive team in the league?

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

The Gordon/Villanueva signings made the direction Joe wanted to go clear

We were to be a defensive powerhouse, with the offense second

Didn’t you know that?

What's the Pro Bowl?

by halfbackattack33 on Feb 12, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Just the 2nd road win for the Wizards

and the Pistons made it look impressive. You’re welcome DC.

by Rusty_Shackleford on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Guards

6-36. Can’t even hack it in baseball.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Sigh

I Heart Chris Paul & the LA Clippers.

by DBB Diablo on Feb 12, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

What station is the Grammy's on?

I’d like to witness more rhino poop since u all started it.

by Rusty_Shackleford on Feb 12, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

women’s reproductive health program. thanks!

by Rusty_Shackleford on Feb 12, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Won’t Rebound He’s a Piston

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for the Truth

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Walker Russell Hates Puppies

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be honest: I'm normally down with most DBB fads

But the Rhino poop stuff is making this real embarrassing to have open at work.

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

its also disgusting

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yet, strangely arousing?

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burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)

by MrHappyMushroom on Feb 12, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That had not occurred to me. That’s gotta be awkward.

"Go shitty team, go" -Kriz

by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Your boss is a rhino?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That’s gotta be it.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been "z"ing past them real fast sitting next to my wife…

by freywagg on Feb 12, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Just Tell Your Boss You're Doing Spome Agricultural Research

Rhino shit is apparently rich in nutrients:

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What if we used something else as a stand in for Rhino Shit?

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what if we reversed the rhino poop gifs

so it looked like the poop was jumping back into the rhino?

by Mike Payne on Feb 12, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

peace

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF happened?

I stopped watching mid-third when we took a lead (wife had prepared a fancy dinner). How could we get outscored by 20-25 in a quarter’s worth of play?

by Toledo Joe on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

stopped giving Moose the ball.

apparently noone else can score

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Lawrence Frank, Quotes:

“we were a step slow the whole night”

“we didn’t put forth the same intensity level that we had put forth in some of these prior games”

Dear Detroit Pistons,

I can see you want no part of being a good basketball team. Good basketball teams don’t decide that there are many better things to do besides playing basketball on a game night. 4 wins doesn’t make everything all right. There are no breaks in the NBA.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

the truth

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The stupid thing was

They were playing this bad all game. Horrible shooting all night. DC was the only difference, they were playing just as bad until late in the 3rd. Once they woke up, that was that.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's Pretty Accurate

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 12, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I stopped to look at the stats when they were tied 45-45. Detroit was slumming it in the 30s from the floor, DC had actually cooled off … and was hitting 51-53ish percent. I said to myself, "man, DC’s bad. most other teams would hang a rolling 20 on us, but somehow we’re tied.

Then DC became most other teams.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Note My Comment Earlier...

we’re merely bad…DC’s wretched…I didn’t need to look at the box to know that.

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 12, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to question the desire to play professionally among all your players if you let one of the worst teams in the league destroy you in your own home.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

In Other Words

they took the night off, seeing who they were playing.

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So we're back to the 2008 Pistons?

"trout jefferson is using multiple numbers and no swears. I barely recognize you man." - Kurt Mensching

by Trout Jefferson on Feb 12, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Gone are the days Pistons can sleep to an 8 point victory. I miss those days, every day.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

lolz

The Wizards other wins were against the Raptors (twice), Hornets (twice), and a squeaker against Oklahoma City. Sad trombone.

by garrettelliott on Feb 12, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, right?

It’s like they stopped to pat themselves on the back, then slipped on a banana peel and put the whole team in the hospital.

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND KEEP SHOVELING, WORMS!!!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 12, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Sauce,

With 66 games in 122 days, there is no way players CAN play at 100% every night. The Detroit Pistons of olde were a very good team playing in a regular non-lockout squeezed season, and even they took plenty of nights off.

We as fans wish there were no breaks in the NBA, but as players, there obviously are regardless of talent and position in the league. The difference between us and better teams is in order to even have a shot, we have to be playing at 100%. Other teams can put forth a 60-80% effort against our team and beat us because our talent level simply isn’t comparable.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Boourns,

Losing to DC by 20+ is no time to make excuses.

Four steps forward, one million back.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But every team is playing under the same pressures and constraints.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m cool with their station as a whole. Pistons blow, we knew it, we know that, it’ll be the same thing next year unless our 1st rounder turns out to be an elite player. But despite blowing chunks and giving minutes to kids and doing all those ‘right’ things, you can still have a wrong night where the youngins feel they accomplished something and decided to pull back on the throttle. They haven’t accomplished a damn thing.

I ain’t gonna harp on how shitty they are, that’s beating a drum to a deaf crowd. This shit yesterday, that wasn’t right, it’s a whole new vein of bullshit.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

by sauce1977 on Feb 13, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!

:-)

Really though, I realize this effects everyone, but it doesn’t change the fact that we can’t expect this team or any team to put forth 100% every night in any season let alone an accelerated one.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 13, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

For me, the question is, what is 100%, all things considered? I know it wasn’t the case last night, but let’s say on the third night of three games in three days, the team just isn’t going to perform at 100%, fully optimized, fully energized.

I agree that we shouldn’t be making excuses, and I agree that Frank ought to be holding his players accountable regardless of the schedule. And I think this is sort of what you were saying above. The schedule isn’t an excuse, but it is at least an explanation.

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."

@brgulker

by brgulker on Feb 13, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

TELL ME SOMETHING I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY

yes, you are accurate in your assertion of my statement above.

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 13, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to go get hammered and drink away the pain

see you next game. More Iso with Tay and Daye. Can’t wait. Sorry if I sounded retarded or pissed anyone off but I grow sick of losing, and than people in here are saying we should lose more. I hate losing. I’m competitive. But maybe we will get the next Shaq in the draft and everything will be better. Who knows. Whatever. See ya next game.

"Never surrender, even in the face of Armageddon."

by Dragonite on Feb 12, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Both commenters played hard.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Both Rhinos Shat Hard?

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

agreed

I disagree with Dragonite and think we should tank. But the guy has DBB DNA, it’s pretty apparent. Beyond the disagreement, he had me LOLing in this thread.

by Mike Payne on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

As terrible as our style of play is to watch, if I lived near Detroit I’d be going to as many games as possible, especially when it seems like we play every night. I’m guessing tickets are crazy cheap?

by garrettelliott on Feb 12, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

I got two tickets for me and the wife to the Moose poster/Grizzlies game for $3 each. I payed more for email delivery of the tickets than for the tickets.

by freywagg on Feb 13, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice. Even if we suck, it’s always fun to be there in person (especially when it’s dirt cheap and some good competition comes to town).

by garrettelliott on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah,

but I forgot to remind everyone that it was one of the most pathetic performances of the season. If I hadn’t gotten a Moose poster, I would have wanted my monies back.

by freywagg on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry everyone, this one's my fault.

I started watching the game at the end of the third quarter when that gigantic run started. Probably the worst half hour of basketball I’ve watched, but at least I got a good run during it – pun intended.

Also, Austin Daye really, really, relaly, ralley, ryeall sucks.

All the time relaxed.

by Supa Dupe on Feb 12, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

So he's Johnny Ryall?

Drinks where he lies, covered with flies? Sounds about right

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by tads on Feb 12, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what you have to do.

by -PS- on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Stay married so we get Anthony Davis?

I’m willing to “take one for the team”

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

so im guessing the pistons lost?

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by dandresden on Feb 12, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Is that rhino birthing a pineapple?

Jonas Jerebko once killed a charging female rhinoceros in heat protecting its young with nothing more than a hook shot.

by The Boourns on Feb 12, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i think hes shitting out the elephant man.

follow me on twitter, unless you dont want to.

by dandresden on Feb 12, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's Marlon Perkins When You Need Him?

I could give a flying fuck whether you follow me or not on Twitter.

by V. on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  


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