For when smallball needs to go highbrow. For the drunken and surly of the wealthy industrialists. For the walking-talking-hate-spewing-fire-breathing of the 1 percent. A superbadassbookcase, a bookcase worthy of DBB:

Made of 3/8'' back iron plumbing pipe and 2''x12''x36'' slabs of southern yellow pine. Smells like whiskey, porterhouse steak, and Jonas Jerebko. Six and a half feet tall.

That's right, 2 inch thick slabs of pine on top of pipe iron used for steam. This thing chuckles at apocalypses.

What better way to christen it?

Anyhoo, here's a new OT thread!