Happy birthday Garrett!
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Shinons*
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Haha! Thanks guys! I’m THIS OLD NOW:

Crazy!
by garrettelliott on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
You're 1 JJ!
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by The Boourns on Feb 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
For Serious
I think MF Garrett Elliott is the biggest Pistons fan I know of. He’s been a fan longer than I have. He’s not from Detroit. He owns a larger collection of (VHS!) videos about Pistons basketball (as well as music CDs) than any remotely healthy NBA fan should have. He’s lived through teal and tough and teal again, and he’s still here every day. I am a hopeless, relentless, hours-a-day Pistons fan, and I am self-aware enough to realize that I am not as big of a fan as Garrett Elliott is. He’s like the guy that this franchise was built for, a hard-working do-it-yourself kind of guy who understands that creativity and hard work can yield great things.
It might sound like I’m kissing ass or brow-beating, but I’ve been here on DBB for, what, five years? Garrett has been here longer, and I’m pretty certain that he loves Detroit Basketball harder than I possibly could.
Happy Birthday, Garrett. If there is a greater Pistons fan than you, I’ll believe it when I see it. Seriously. And I’ll probably knife them so you can hold your title. That’s the kind of fellow fan I hope to be.
by Mike Payne on Feb 4, 2012 2:16 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
better brow-beating than brows-beating
right right right right??
Happy Birthday, Garrett (although it’s no longer your birthday per Facebook, and it’s now my wife and niece’s birthday… step aside!)
Happy Birthday, MFGE!
Welcome to Club 33, brother! I’ve been saving you a chair for months. It’s so much fun — you get more gray hair, longer hangovers and a bigger waistline! As fun as it is, though, I can’t wait for next year’s uniform:

by Matt Watson on Feb 4, 2012 10:02 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Congrats GGaarreett!
Canada does it better.
Fire Joe Dumars
by Kriz on Feb 4, 2012 11:15 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Happy birthday Garrett!
And may all of your future birthdays remind you of the Pistons.

by -PS- on Feb 5, 2012 10:56 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
My favorite photographer of all time...
The first and only time I’ve met MFGE was at a DBB suite night. He took some awesome photos.
Where’s GE? (bonus points if you recognize anyone else)

This one doesn’t show MFGE, but he took this photo of me and my brother. I absolutely love it.

And finally, once again MFGE doesn’t make it into this one, because he’s behind the camera, but it’s still a sweet photo that I’m so glad I have:

"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Feb 6, 2012 3:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Also, just kidding about the third pic. Had it confused with a different one.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
Cheryl Ford was much better looking in person than I thought she’d be. I’m just saying.
by garrettelliott on Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
are you going to reveal who everyone is in the photo??
by Packey on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
okay, my guesses
left to right, top pic:
QD, Garrett, LawyerBoy, Matt Watson (in the back), Petey, Cheryl Ford, Sauce, Shinons (without the asterisk), Brgulker, his bro, not Kriz, anddddddd Mike Payne, of course.
Who did I miss?
(/I have no idea //sorry if I offended you /// all in good funz)
From left to right
Sheed, Tay, Rip, Chauncey.
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."
by brgulker on Feb 8, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And can I also add that's me wearing a Rip jersey?
I’ve found him incredibly frustrating of late, but there was a time when he was my favorite Piston…
"With logic he attacks. With statistics he defends."














