Austin Daye being rebranded as a "stretch 4". A PF who can't bench 185? I realize you can't spell "Kool Aid" without the letters KL, but I thought smoking the rope wasn't legal yet in Detroit. At least not until November. I think Keith has completely outspun himself this time. Look, I'm fairly understanding that as someone employed by the team, you're paid to put things in the best possible light. But at the same time, you just can't treat as marks your good paying customer. Besides, that shit only works in Vegas. Cue the red pandas/rhino droppings/trade SCENAIOS or whatever else.