So, recently I talked to my cousin who works at a car dealership. He tells me that some big, lanky, goofy looking guy comes in with his girlfriend to buy a car. As they are getting in a car to check it out my cousin asks the guy "so what do you do?" his reply was "I play basketball"..."hmm...for who?".."...the Pistons"..."like a travel team or something?".."no, like the actual Pistons" My cousin does not follow basketball, and as you all know Kyle Singler doesn't exactly look like a baller so you can understand his skepticism. Anyways, he ends up buying a Ford Fusion and along the way tells my cousin that he likes this state, but he would really like to get back to his hometown on the west side AND PLAY FOR PORTLAND! What a traitor. So, now that we know he wants to bolt, lets trade his hipster ass and get something in return while we still have the chance! On a related note, my cousin says that both times he saw him, once at the dealership and another time at his apartment to drop off his papers (apparently Singler is a bit too lazy to go get them from the dealership) his eyes were bloodshot red. So maybe he has been getting too high to play well.
Now I know this isn't exactly the most reliable source for you guys, but take it for what you will. I say trade his stoner ass!