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DBB Poetry Corner

Inspired by the Moosepocalypse piece, I decided to write up some fun limericks for all of you. Enjoy!

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There once was a PG named Jennings

Whose SWAG turned the fans into lemmings

He jab stepped and dribbled

Pivoted and swiveled

Then looked up to only 3 seconds

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Drummond’s a beast of a Center

Who forced all his foes to surrender

He took rebounds in hoards

Smashed and broke down the boards

And gave birth to the Drumroe contender

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Moose showed us a beautiful shot

So we dialed his number a lot

An artist in the paint

With his footwork and feints

Made the Pistons eternally hot

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J. Smoove with the ball in the post

Can turn the league’s best into toast

Yet he’ll gun it from three

Without efficiency

So the title "Shooter" can he boast

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Jorts the mad b-ballin’ trucker

A defender and 3-point chucker

Other teams fell asleep

So we got him for cheap

Now this guy is my motherf***er

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Your turn!



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