I was just getting kinda sick of seeing them in the "normal" threads (as if any of our threads are feeling very normal these days), then I thought, "well, I feel like posting some nutty trades of my own and the trade machine should be be back up after Wednesday, so ..."
Consider this a public service: Please feel free to post any crazy, insane, "Jonas Jerebko and a first rounder for LaMarcus Aldridge" trade proposals here. Be as thorough and therapeutic as possible. We'll work it out together, baby. It's not your fault.