Part shorthand and part halfassed pun, the portmanteau is an economical means of expression favored by semi-literate people. For the past decade, portmanteaux have been used to identify celebrity couples, beginning with Bennifer (Affleck & Lopez), then continuing with Brangelina (Pitt & Jolie) and others.
Hollywood's newest celebrity twosome is comprised of Disney star Jennette McCurdy and Pistons center Andre Drummond. Surely they deserve a celeb-manteau of their own. Who better to invent a nickname than DBB? Admittedly, a gaggle of obsessive tweens might be able to top DBB—but we're not going down without a fight!
DBB's current clubhouse favorite may be JENDRE, coined by Garrett Elliott. Propose your own portmanteau in the comments below.