Key Questions For Tonight's Game
How many shots will Josh Smith hoist? Especially 3-point shots? And with an average time left on the shot clock?
Will Josh Smith make any FTs?
Will Josh Smith make any post game comments about "sharing the basketball"?
How many times will Keith Langlois refer to Josh Smith as a "Swiss Army Knife" and talk about "stuffing the stat sheet"?
Which Piston will be "Tombstone Dunked" on by DeAndre Jordan?
How many highlight reel dunks will Blake "Flying Lion" Griffin have?
Will Lawyer Boy make a celebrity guest appearance on this thread?
Will we see Tom Gores at courtside next to Donald Sterling, which would be likely next to Billy Crystal?
Will Sterling mistake Gores for either Crystal or Neil Diamond?
Line: Clippers -13.5/216.5. Correlated parlay to the Clips and over FTW, IMO. This game should be over by the middle of the 2Q.
I'm going to a movie. Have fun, y'all.