Am I the only one who still hates Michael Jordan?

Does anyone remember how the NBA changed the rules of the game after the Pistons won their second straight championship in 1990? How the original Bad Boys’ physical style of play was squelched by David Stern so that his shining star, Michael Jordan, could start actually winning titles (rather than getting smacked around by the Pistons)?

Anyone recall how Isiah Thomas–one of the iconic players of the 1980s–was left off of the 1992 Dream Team for John Stockton–purportedly at the behest of Jordan? Stockton–a great (and irritating) player in his own right–was coming off his fourth All-Star appearance in ‘91-92, and had established himself as one of the best point guards in the game. But Zeke was coming off his ninth All-Star season in the previous ten and had established himself as one of the great PGs of all time. The Olympics were a swan song for Magic and Bird who were responsible for pushing the NBA into the pantheon of professional sports leagues (joining the MLB and NFL) before Jordan took it to yet another level. And they should have been a celebration of Isiah’s contributions as well. But apparently Jordan’s disdain for Zeke was enough to eclipse Isiah’s role in the league’s ascent.

Healthy or not, for the premature ending he caused the Bad Boys, I still hold a special place for Jordan amongst the likes of Ron Artest, Claude Lemieux, and the Ohio State Buckeyes.

So when I stumbled across Chris Tomasson’s article in today’s Rocky Mountain News about how former players from the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls are nervously eyeing the Pistons as they approach the regular season record of 72-10, it gave me a long-dormant pleasure. A sampling:

“I was talking to Jud Buechler,” Steve Kerr said of a recent conversation with his San Diego neighbor and former teammate on the 1995-96 Bulls. “He said, ‘Steve, I’m getting nervous.’ ”

“I’m not going to lie,” Kerr said. “I love having that record. I’d like to be part of that forever.”

I’m glad to see that years of “Jordan, Pippen, and the seven dwarves” jokes haven’t diminished the spirits of Jud Buechler and Steve Kerr. I’m fairly certain that Darko could have started on that ‘95-96 Bulls team. (Toni Kukoc? Luc Longley? Bill Wennington? Jason Caffey?) But I’m digressing here–the point is, if Kerr and Buechler are fidgeting, don’t you think Michael Jordan–the supreme ego of all egos–is probably mumbling and rocking himself to sleep at night as the Pistons move closer to another of his resume bullets?

Well I think so–and it gives me peace.

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As an aside, check out these comments by Piston assistant coach Ron Harper, a member of that ‘95-96 Bulls team, in the same Tomasson article:

Harper, though, isn’t making any wagers with former Chicago teammates about Detroit breaking the mark, calling the Bulls the “more focused team” for such a task.

And he didn’t hesitate to pick a winner in the event the teams could be matched up.

“The Bulls would win it in five,” Harper said of a seven-game series. “That team was just so strong. . . . We had more guys and we had M.J.”

Ron Harper is insane. You “had more guys”? Are you kidding me? Players like Buechler and Wennington and Randy Brown and Dicky Simpkins saw minutes on that team! Luc Longley was your starting center! What’s wrong with you?

I’m starting to think that if the Pistons do make a run at 72 wins, the guys might want to be a little leery of Ron springing out from behind a corner and clubbing them in the knee.

Tomasson: Old Bulls warily eyeing Pistons [Rocky Mountain News]

11 Responses to “Am I the only one who still hates Michael Jordan?”


  1. 1 Matt Watson

    I hear you, man. My disdain certainly has not aged with time. And I took a great deal of pleasure watching him muddy his legacy with the Wizards.

  2. 2 Ron

    Man, you are not alone! I’ve always disliked Baldy — I yearn for the day the MSM buys a vowel and realizes that Jordan as a GM is more like Elgin Baylor and no where near Joe Dumars!

    and with nothing to stand for but being a Corporate PitchTool? What’s MJ got now?

  3. 3 Ian Cameron

    I wonder if Jordan cologne was designed to be sold at places such as CVS/Rite Aid, Ross, Marshalls, and the Gibralter Trade Center–or if he just got lucky that way.

  4. 4 Angela

    I wonder if Jordan cologne was designed to be sold at places such as CVS/Rite Aid, Ross, Marshalls, and the Gibralter Trade Center–or if he just got lucky that way.

    LOL!

  5. 5 Don C

    Ah, a fellow Jordan hater… Yes, I too, still despise the man.

    Here’s one for you Ian - does anyone recall how the Celtics, led by Larry Legend, walked off the court on the Pistons when we finally beat them? I still vividly remember the scene as Bird and the rest blew off the court to the locker room without congratulating the Pistons, blah, blah, blah (except Kevin McHale, who shook hands with Joe Dumars and told him they had to go beat the Lakers now).

    Then, showing the same (dis)respect to Jordan as was shown by Bird, Isiah and the gang are VILLIFIED TO THIS VERY DAY!! Why does NO ONE EVER MENTION THE CELTICS’ WALK OFF?!?!

    That’s why, for many years, I would sign my messages IHTBAC (I hate the Bulls and Celtics).

    Carry on - I like what you’re doing here (just wish I’d found you sooner!)

  6. 6 Ian Cameron

    Don, I remember it well, and you are right — the Cs definitely headed to the lockerroom far before the final buzzer sounded. If I recall correctly though, McHale hung around just long enough to tell Isiah to “go beat the Lakers” coupled with that famous handshake — arms outstretched, with Isiah putting a little extra oomph into it.

    Good times; thanks for bringing that memory back to me.

  7. 7 sam

    who remembers how the Detroit Pistons bad boys handshake goes???

  1. 1 Pistons overcome Heat’s hot flashes at Detroit Bad Boys
  2. 2 27 (mostly bad) reasons not to like Michael Jordan at Detroit Bad Boys
  3. 3 The top ten point guards ever? at Detroit Bad Boys
  4. 4 Top 10 PGs ever (and why Isiah should always be ranked above Stockton) at Detroit Bad Boys

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