We mentioned those “team roles” that TNT lists for each player (i.e., Rip Hamilton is Detroit’s “Efficient Scorer,” Jamaal Magliore is Milwaukee’s “Space Eater”) in our real-time recap for Sunday’s game. Tas Melas over at The Basketball Jones also thought they were a little odd, and he decided he’d list his own roles for the Pistons:
Rasheed Wallace:
Will Bark Like Dog Until He’s T’d UpAntonio McDyess:
So McNice You’ll Invite Him To Breakfast
What team roles do you think TNT should list?
Throw out some ideas in the comments.
Efficient Blogger [The Basketball Jones]
Lindsey Hunter: Turnover Producer (both sides) [that’s for you, Ian]
Kelvin Cato: Six Fouls on Shaq
18-year-old Amir Johnson: Designated Driver
I think we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention former Piston Darko Milicic, “Human Victory Cigar.”
Another one for Lindsey - rim punisher
McDyess - jumps like he has mr garrison’s sac as knee implants (south park reference)
Ben - inspirational fro
Tayshaun - lanky three