One of the great things about training camp: the cheesy promotional pictures taken in support of the team’s marketing campaign for the season. Sometimes, they can look pretty badass (see the ‘Ben Wallace as a Chicago Bull’ photo in the post below this one), and sometimes they’re as awesome as a local used car commerical.
You can decide on your own whether the above photo of Dale Davis fits the first or second description, but regardless, this photo needs a caption! Whether it’s witty or weird, post a caption for this photo in the comments section.
Winner gets the greatest gift of all; our eternal admiration.
I’ll start:
“Asked by team captain Chauncey Billups to prove his loyalty to the Detroit Pistons, Dale Davis prepares to saw off his leg above the knee.”
“Dale Davis: Now With 100% Less Taser (He just has to watch out for tools).”
If I don’t get some run this year, I’ll saw my leg off.
This hat is shock proof right…Right, At least I still have this saw to protect me…What!Excuse me, I have to make a trip to Home Depot
Dale Davis prepares for another season of woodworking…on the pine.
1. Dale Davis gets some wood for the upcoming season
2. Dale Davis reporting for Community Service
3. Dale Davis replaces the construction worker in the Village People
4. Dale Davis earning his salary making a new lockeroom for the guys that actually play
5. Saw $25.00 Hardhat $50.00 Dale Davis so drunk he doesn’t know if he works for a living, sits on the pine, or is being tasered outside of a club. Priceless.
Dale @ Work!
Campaign poster for Dick DeVos’ job creation plan.
Dale came. Dale saw. Dale kicked some ***!
Coming directly from his day job, Dale Davis forgets to put down his tools and take off his hat for the team photos.
I guess they don’t expect me to do much work with extremely small saw.
1.”Do you think this makes me look fat?”
2.”I am pissed! You didn’t get the matching shoes.”
3. Dale this is the police, take your foot off Shaq and put the saw down.