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Me: “Chris Webber may not shower after practice but does enjoy nice, long bubble baths.”
Ian: “Lindsey Hunter shows off how long he can hold his breath.”
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1) It took Chris Webber nearly four hours to wash off the stink from Chicago’s game one performance.
2) Chris Webber, distraught while searching for his rubber ducky.
Those bubbles? I swear it wasn’t me!
“Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below!”
Atleast we dont have to fear him getting injuried by running around the pool, since hes about as fast as Houston’s offense.
“Look, no, c’mon, I’m sorry… it’s not what you think.”
C Webb can’t find Shaq or the rest of the Miami Queens as they went to the bottom in round one…
Damn, I left my floaties in the changing room.
“Who let the camera dude into the tub room?”
“After the rest of the starting five took their turn, Pistons center Chris Webber uses the Royal Palace Toilet (also known as the visiting team sauna).”
Antonio, put down that camera and get your ass in here.
‘Got Krystal?’
Chris Webber motions to Lindsey Hunter that he is ready for his towel (and it had better be warm).
Ya, that’s right, so, I sing while I bathe. And yes, you heard me … I said:
I’m bringin’ sexy back
All them BULLS they don’t know how to act
They think their special - just what’s up with that?
So move over Ben, I’ll make that shot - that’s my knack
Take it to the court…
I’m a DIRTY BABE…..
You see those baskets baby, me is who they crave
I’ll let you whip me baby, if I miss a save
It’s just that beating the bulls make me feel this way
Take it to the court …
“I don’t really like water or swimming but Arnie told me that this water contains a combination of magic and wishes.”
Damn!!!!
I’d do anything to win a championship. Anything.
After a poor showing in game 1, Flip Saunders turned back into history to find an ideal psychological punishment for Webber. As a result, Chris was banished to the ‘time-out’ tub.
At the end of games Flip orders C-Webb into the pool so there will be no time out calls.
NOT AGAIN: Another Detroit Piston caught using TrimSpa…