For lack of actual news, I present this picture of Bill Laimbeer laughing. What’s going through his mind that’s so funny? The person with the best answer (as determined by complex formulas measuring creativity and humor developed solely by me) gets a guest-post on DBB, if they so choose. Get to it.
“Hahah, MrSmartyRef the jokes on you, i took the over AND the parlay on you ejecting me in the 4th! Go SHOCK!”
Current WNBA Coach- and former Piston Bad Boy, Bill Laimbeer, takes a timeout for laughter after telling his all-star, Swin Cash, “(Swin) if you fail to be aggressive on every play, you’ll never have a video game called ‘Swin Cash’s Combat Basketball.’”
While coaching the Pan-American Charity Ball Classic, Bill laughed as Rasheed Wallace, the only man standing, received a disqualifying foul after Manu Ginobili, Raja Bell, Kirk Hinrich, Steve Nash, Andrés Nocioni, Bruce Bowen, Nenê, and Anderson Varejao simultaneously dropped like rocks.
I DON’T NEED ANY BRIDGE TO HELP ME THE PISTONS JOB IS MIND!!
“It all tastes like chicken.”
Bill Laimbeer prepares his stance for a Sumo match with Bill Paxson. After winning in a landslide, Mr. Laimbeer was said to say about Paxson’s Chicago Bulls, “piss on them”.
Hes thinkings about Boney’s quote:
“maybe this brush with death will cause him to use his bench a little bit”
Jay Mariotti wrote another article.
women’s basketball.
just playing… but not really
In the 4th quarter of the Shock’s game Bill receives a call that he will be the Pistons new head coach. He immediately calls TO and does the chicken dance.
Bill practicing his Jack Nicholson from Batman. “Wait’ll they get a load of me”
That smells like Mahorn’s brand
Love handles? These aren’t love handles! I’ll show you love handles! HAHAHAHA!
Bill watches in enjoyment as his Detroit Shock run over another Opponent and thinks…”Man, What is so hard about coaching or management? Back in the day: Me, Rick, and Joe PLAYED second fiddle to a guy who as of TODAY has failed at both!” Then Laughs!
PS: no offense Zeke!
“here is my handle,
here is my spout…”
He just read about Saunders close call on the bridge, thinking to himself about Saunders on the bridge…….the job is mine!
Since nobody else seems to be posting……I think Sauce won. (Personal opinion of course, but damn that was funny.)
PG4L — yeah, I agree, unfortunately I can’t get in touch with Sauce. Ah, the danger of using a fake email address in a blog contest …
“I can’t wait to have another twinkie… Yum!”