Comments on: Arnie Kander heals Chauncey and delivers babies

By: Rob G

Rob G — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:20:40 +0000

Life, and death. This duplicitous edge upon which we all tread. New life: hopeful, optimistic, embodied in newborn babies, brought to this world by healers such as Kander. And death: babies eaten, devoured, by this monstrosity we call JMax.

By: Birdman

Birdman — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:12:27 +0000

+1 to Kevin S. for babyeater wisdom.

By: Garrett

Garrett — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:05:01 +0000

I will co-sign that for sure, LB.

By: Laughton

Laughton — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:17:37 +0000

Man I really want the Cavs to play better (dirty) and break a few limbs on both sides

By: Mike Payne

Mike Payne — Fri, 09 May 2008 04:50:51 +0000

I miss a few rounds on DBB, and almost miss a LawyerBoy moment of comic gold? What a fool I was… +12, LB.

By: kevin s.

kevin s. — Fri, 09 May 2008 04:30:06 +0000

If it is baby Jahnke’s destiny to be eaten, Jason Maxiell will make it so. Who are we to question his wisdom?

By: PDXPistonsFan

PDXPistonsFan — Fri, 09 May 2008 03:06:44 +0000

LB wins the thread.

By: LawyerBoy

LawyerBoy — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:58:18 +0000

Dear LeBron James,
Please return to the form of play you displayed all season when you provided slightly more than two assists to every turnover that you committed in a game. This slightly lower than 1:1 ratio is not cutting it for us. Also, please find it in your heart to shoot at least 40% against the Celtics (not 11% and 25% as you did in Games 1 and 2 respectively) for the rest of the series. You can turn things around. You did it after Game 2 against the Pistons last year. Remember LeBron, you averaged 14.5 ppg in Games 1 and 2 against the Pistons last year and 31.5 ppg in Games 3-6. Please remember this and make it your mission to replicate those results. Thank you.

Sincerely,
LawyerBoy (and Garrett?)

By: Garrett

Garrett — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:25:23 +0000

OT: I am a witness to LeBron James stinking up the joint. Man. He’s too good to keep playing like that.

By: Quick Darshan

Quick Darshan — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:03:31 +0000

The bigger key for the series is handling Rashard and Hedo. Dwight Howard will get his but Rashard and Hedo create matchup problems on offense (although Rashard can be chumped on defense).

Attacking Nelson and Rashard on offense would be most advised. Taking advantage of Dwight Howard’s hunger for blocked shots would be good too (a few oops to Maxiell should take care of that).

By: LawyerBoy

LawyerBoy — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:22:46 +0000

Thanks for all the praise guys, I love me some topical humor. Regarding Chauncey, I agree 100% with Dash Rick. Juan Dixon could legitimately challenge to be a 7th or 8th man on pretty much any team still left in the playoffs not named the Pistons. Based on that, I say we’re juuuuuust fine.

By: HB

HB — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:20:19 +0000

“JackDutch” yeah man. Detroit got the best physicians. There will be blood come Saturday and the Magics will pay for blindsided him like that. I thought there should have been some kind of a foul.

By: Diablo

Diablo — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:15 +0000

I hope Chauncey comes out taking command on Saturday.

By: Prophecy_Projectz

Prophecy_Projectz — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:16:24 +0000

Charles Barkley said the same thing last night Rick. Im not too sure about that. As great as our other gaurds are, Billups has always been a Magic Killer both on offense and defense. Plus he is our glue that holds us together. But we’ll see. Rather have him on the court than off.

By: Dash Rick

Dash Rick — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:58:47 +0000

LB that was the funniest post in a long, long time. A three and the foul!

I still think, contrary to ESPN and other media outlets, that the Pistons would not be in dire trouble in this series even if CB didn’t come back. Tougher? Yes. But we’d still win I believe. The team is just too well rounded. And probably the Bigs will actually show up on Saturday. Tay, though, was the man.

The loss doesn’t bother me too much, because there will be game 5 now, and I’ve got tickets… boom! I hope its a close-out game. Night, night Lando.