Comments on: Glen Davis has soft hands

By: Rip caught red-handed (and long-nailed) | Detroit Bad Boys

Rip caught red-handed (and long-nailed) | Detroit Bad Boys — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:55:11 +0000

[…] only Rip had a teammate like Big Baby to show him the […]

By: “We didn’t steal it, we took it” - Pistons take Game 2 « Memoirs of a Boney

Fri, 23 May 2008 17:29:20 +0000

[…] cup with 13 points in 17 minutes off the bench, including a highlight reel take to the rack on the well manicured Glen “Big Baby” […]

By: Tom P.

Tom P. — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:40:38 +0000

Remember Orlando Jones in Office Space… “Would you like to buy a magazine subscription to help kids on crack?”

By: Tom P.

Tom P. — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:38:58 +0000

Look at this picture. It should be obvious to all that he REALLY cares about his appearance.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/players/4313/

By: Detroit Dreshaj

Detroit Dreshaj — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:25:33 +0000

I’ll give Davis credit for having the cojones to do a full-out interview featuring his finger nails. Still, my mom wasn’t even that “into it” when I got her a Spa treatment for Mother’s Day. For shame Baby Davis, for shame. Hopefully Maxi will gobble your ass up before the series ends. Maxiell does NOT manicure his finger nails, he digs them into the backs of new born babies.

By: Sauce1977

Sauce1977 — Thu, 22 May 2008 08:04:58 +0000

Didn’t read it, but if Glen does a fat man in a little coat gag, it’ll make up for it.

By: Lucas

Lucas — Thu, 22 May 2008 07:31:59 +0000

Someone (other than Varajeo) had to reach out to that demographic for the NBA.

By: J

Thu, 22 May 2008 01:55:38 +0000

+1 to Tom

By: J

Thu, 22 May 2008 01:55:02 +0000

Nicely done, Tom

By: Tom Allred

Tom Allred — Thu, 22 May 2008 01:39:20 +0000

(I left this for the Boston fans in their paper)
At 9:34 PM on May 21, 2008, you commented on:
‘Baby’ your hands: Celtics forward Glen Davis offers manscaping pointers

“ Yes, soft hands are important for a big man. So is staying away from the buffet, and learning to shoot free throws. At least he has one out of the three going for him. ” [full quote]

By: TripleOT

TripleOT — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:59:30 +0000

Well, Michael Jordan loved his pedicures, reasoning that his feet were very important to his playing, and he was going to take care of them. Apparently, BBD loves his manicures. For a big man, Davis has very good hands, and catches the ball better than most bigs. Maybe Kendrick Perkins should go for daily manicures.

Maybe tomorrow someone can write a feature on how Davis took ballet in College to improve his footwork and nimbleness.

By: LawyerBoy

LawyerBoy — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:35:18 +0000

While every ounce of Pistons fan in me wants to dog Glen Davis for this, I’d be a hypocrite if I did. Now I’m opening myself up to criticism, but if anything, this information makes me like/respect Davis a lot more.

By: Fadel

Fadel — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:32:56 +0000

Big Baby is a big sissy.

By: ric

ric — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:13:07 +0000

yes matt, hes like begging for us to make fun of him…well he got it…..glen, i think ur in the wrong type of business, maybe it’ll be more fitting if your in los angeles team, the closest place to hollywood and beverly hills.

By: J

Wed, 21 May 2008 21:04:14 +0000

Wow. I’m still unsure whether an Onion writer actually authored that piece….