Maxiell eats Chauncey’s babies?

Maxiell eats Chauncey’s babies?The Detroit News put together a cool little PDF of the Pistons roster featuring some random facts about each player. (Why it’s a PDF rather than just an image or simple web page I don’t know, but that’s beside the point.)

One of the facts they had the players provide was, “Teammate I’d like to trade players with for a day.” The most common answer? Rasheed Wallace.

As Alex Acker said, “I could be as obnoxious and crazy and I wanted and nobody would say a thing.” Or as Arron Afflalo said, “I’d get to yell at everybody for a day.” Chauncey Billups, on the other hand, said Walter Herrmann: “I want to be a rock star like him.”

So yeah, you get the point, funny stuff. In any case, check out Jason Maxiell response to the left — it’s the kind of answer that make women swoon and DBB readers laugh out loud.

10 Responses to “Maxiell eats Chauncey’s babies?”


  1. 1 Rod

    Did you see how many times Sheed seia he wants to coach? Man he´s on the line, he´s sending the message. This guy is going to be the first guy to win both player and coach ring with the Pistons.

  2. 2 Birdman

    That was an interesting read. McDyess said Chauncey, too, for similar reasons. Acker, Afflalo, Amir, Cheickh, and Stuckey all said ‘Sheed.

    Also, I didn’t realize that Maxiell played the trumpet or that Herrmann and Samb are good friends.

  3. 3 Craig

    You know all the young guys want to be sheed for a day so they could dish out some of the sh*t that sheed must give them all the time. And besides, how many other pistons were mentioned in a Chappels show skit? Rasheed Wallace!

  4. 4 Shinons

    Antonio McDyess would make an awesome second grade teacher.

  5. 5 Mike

    I think that Tayshun had by far the best response when asked what teammate he would like to trade places with for a day

    “Will Bynum, I would like to see what its like to be that short and yet jump that high. That would be interesting”

    I think that is too funny especially when he added that last sentence.

    ===================
    Well you heard from Sheed himself boys and girls

    If I weren’t playing basketball I’d be “coaching basketball”.

    You all can bank on that happening and he will be a darn good coach too. Bet on it.

  6. 6 Matt Watson

    Mike: I won’t be surprised if Sheed does someday pick up the clipboard and whistle. He’s a natural teacher, barking out instructions to younger players when he’s on the court and the bench. Even Flip saw the potential.

  7. 7 Garrett

    I would let McDyess babysit my son.

  8. 8 Mike

    Well the deal is done.

    We got him through 2012

    Pistons sign Jason Maxiell for 4 years, $20 million

    By VINCE ELLIS • FREE PRESS SPORTS WRITER • October 30, 2008

    http://www.freep.com/article/20081030/SPORTS03/81030077/1051/SPORTS03

    A win for the Pistons
    A win for Maxiell
    A win for the Pistons fans
    A loss for our competition especially the Cavs who were set to make a serious run at him next summer he was available.

    Maxey a truebluePiston. Keeping the family tight and together

  1. 1 SpottieOttieDopaliscious
  2. 2 Forget what you heard, Maxiell signed his deal | Detroit Bad Boys

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